My Past Life Simulator

   "His!"

  The sound of clothes being torn rang out, and He Zhao was holding the cloth in his hand, feeling amazing about the clothes of the God of Incense.

   Obviously not human, but it feels no different from the physical body of a normal person, and even the clothes he wears are real. The power of incense is truly extraordinary.

   "I, I, I am the night watchman under the Lord Chenghuang, you, you. If you are like that, then I will definitely not let you go."

   He stammered and threatened, his tone was not fierce and domineering at all, but rather an inexplicable guilty conscience.

   Well, let the three ferocious dharma images be pressed against the wall, and there is another strong man with a tiger-backed waist stripping his clothes, looking like he wants to "do" something.

  Even if he is a yin god, he can't stand it. If he comes out and mixes, who doesn't want to face.

  Especially Young Master He Er's eyes are filled with a kind of possessiveness?

   He has been bad for decades, and he has never seen such a strange person.

  Longyang is popular in Daqing Kingdom, basically a handsome boy.

   The God of Incense Fire, named Li Cheng, is a big man with a long beard. Is there anyone who looks at him?

   Actually, He wanted to split.

  The surnamed He is not greedy for his beauty, but can't wait to swallow the **** who was pressed against the wall. Let's not talk about "Incense Fire God", the other five spells are really mouth-watering.

   In addition to the "Stunning Technique", immobilization, invisibility, wall penetration, and shrinking the ground are all very useful.

   As a cultivator, he doesn't know how to use two-handed spells, so it makes people laugh when they say it.

   "slip-"

   He wiped the drool that flowed out, and tried his best to control himself. Don't hold back and swallow it.

   After all, it is the **** under the hands of Lord Chenghuang. He has eaten the other party in a small way. If Li Feng is attracted to come out of the temple to take revenge, it will be very bad.

   At this time, he is not his opponent. If they really fight, he must be the one who suffers.

   After all, he is a stubborn stubborn who can project with the clone of Lord Howard.

   "Where did you hide your pen?"

   At the critical moment, He Zhao asked.

  Night Watch God heard the words, there is a sense of happiness from **** to heaven.

   If you don't like the goodness of Longyang, it's good!

   "woo woo woo"

   With great sorrow and joy, He cried out directly.

  If you want a pen, just say it.

  Why are you tearing people's clothes and drooling at my body?

   A straight pen suddenly appeared in the void.

   Without saying a word, he picked up his pen and took a look at Wang Wu's life and scribbled hard.

  Promotion to get rich?

  You are so beautiful!

   Then, re-write a line of small characters in Qingwen.

  【On the 16th, in the morning. Accidentally fell into a cesspool while using the toilet and drowned. 】

"Comfortable."

   After thinking for a while, he turned back to his page.

   Died young, tick off rewrite.

  【Long life for a hundred years, all your dreams come true, wives and concubines in groups, many children and many grandchildren. 】

   Then, he changed all the family members one after another.

   Four generations in the same house, longevity and longevity, it seems like you don’t want money.

   In short, highlight one word - absolutely!

  The Night Watch watched Ruthless Man, tick the copy of the book of life and death, but was powerless to stop it.

  Even if I go out tonight without any damage, I am afraid it will be difficult to explain when I return to the Temple of the City God.

   Alas, sin!

   On the other hand, someone who became more and more addicted to writing, once wanted to "send" away all the damned people in Jincheng. But suddenly stopped.

   It's not that conscience found out, and I'm afraid of a **** who can't get out of the light, so I can't make business when I go back.

   It is the people who die too much tomorrow, and the Chenghuang will definitely ask about this.

When he suddenly changed the copy of the book of life and death, wouldn't it make people aware of it?

   is not written in vain!

"Forget it."

   He threw the scroll and the straight pen to the night watch god, looking like he was not interested.

   "Fate is determined by the sky, so what if you change the book of life and death? As the saying goes, the King of Hell wants you to die in the third shift, and whoever dares to keep someone to the fifth shift will always come.

  Once you escape the doomsday, even if you don’t smear your life, you will naturally become blessed with longevity. If you can't escape, the flowers written in your life will still die. "

  People have to bow their heads under the eaves. Now the people in front of them are not interested in Him, maybe they are interested, what about opening a flower?

   Saying something nice is better than talking to a boring gourd.

   "Okay, I'm not interested in you. Tell me, why did you come to my house?"

   "Call—"

  Night Watch God breathed a sigh of relief, after tossing for a long time, it can be considered to be able to talk about business.

   "When I was patrolling, I noticed that there was an outlaw demon in your Hefu. Therefore, I came here specially to arrest it."

   "Just you a god?"

   He Zhao frowned, not because he looked down on the other party.

   With the strength of the six desire demons, a mere incense **** may not be able to win, and if the roles of both sides are not good, they have to fall over.

   It's hard to say who saves who among them.

   "The strength is not enough. In the entire 80 years of Jincheng, there were only more than a thousand Yin soldiers gathered. As early as ten days ago, the evil spirits from outsiders attacked my city many times. At the beginning, it was easy to do.

  The further you go, the more demons. Now, they can only barely maintain the patrol and alert, and it is really impossible to divide the troops to capture them. I heard that there was a demon invasion in He Mansion, so I hurried over. "

   He was telling the truth, and after receiving the news, he traveled all the way with "Shrinking the Earth".

  Otherwise, it would be impossible to cast a fixed body technique, and a shocking technique would have no resistance at all.

  Otherwise, you have to struggle a few times.

   "No, are you sure you have played against the Six Desires? You may not be able to beat its strength."

  “???”

   The Night Watch God is confused, who is the Six Desires!

   Then, He immediately reacted, maybe he was talking about a heretic demon.

   "No way, they are powerful, but they are far from invincible to me, right?"

   "What are the characteristics of the demon in your mouth?"

  He Zhao noticed something was wrong and immediately asked.

   "It seems weird but not weird! The main method is possession, the manpower being possessed is infinite, and the whole body is like forged steel. And with the power of Yin and cold, ordinary Yin soldiers are not opponents at all.

   Anyone who is possessed will lose all their souls and organs after the demons escape. I can fix the body with one move, but unfortunately, the intimidating technique doesn't work.

   This is also the reason why I say that the demons are not strange. Intimidating spells can not only draw out people's souls, but also have an effect on strange creatures. "

   "No, the demon I met tonight. Possession is not the main means, it can transform the body into reality. When it is in the real body, it has great strength and ghostly speed. It has a scale armor on the outside, which is much harder than steel."

   The voice fell, one person and one god, all frowning.

   "They are getting stronger a little bit!" X2, both sides exclaimed at the same time.

   "It's been so difficult for more than ten days. If you give them some more time, I'm afraid they won't go to the sky." The Night Watch God muttered to himself, feeling that the matter was serious.

   "Mr. He, can you let me go? This is a serious matter, and I must report to Lord City God as soon as possible to deal with it."

"Fine."

   He Zhao waved his big hand, the three Dharma figures drooled, and reluctantly released the hand of the God of Incense.

   Alas, let’s take a bite and talk about it.

   "Thank you!"

   He folded his fists and gave a salute, and hurried out.

   "What happened tonight, heaven knows, you know and I know."

   "Know, know."

  Night Watch God took a step, disappeared, and looked closely, the figure had walked to the front of the courtyard.

   "Shrinking the Earth"!

   Although it is not as good as the Tiangang supernatural power "Dark Abyss Shrinking Di", it is easier to learn and consume less. It seems that after he got it, he used all his strength, but only shrunk a few centimeters.

   "The yin gods of Jincheng in this period have a heavy sense of responsibility and are pragmatic and hardworking. Li Feng, Li Feng, how on earth did you go down the wrong road?" He touched his chin, a little puzzled.

   One can see the whole thing at a glance. The night watch **** heard the news of the Yin soldiers and immediately came to the Hefu to arrest the demon, without any fear. It is conceivable that the City God is definitely not the master of just getting by.

"sleep."

   If you can't figure it out, you stop thinking about it.

   Seeing that there were only a few hours left in the morning, he was no longer in the mood for penance. After tossing for a night, I finally came across a plate of delicious dim sum, which I could only watch but not eat.

   Turn grief and anger into drowsiness, and have a good rest.

   Silent for a night, and dawn in an instant.

  Because of his powerful mental stats, he opened his eyes after dawn, got up and dressed and washed.

   Originally, the mansion had assigned him a maid, and he had someone to serve and live in.

   But He Zhao, apart from being served by his own mother when he was a child, has been growing up independently, which is really uncomfortable.

   Of course, the more important thing is the previous life. There has never been a little girl by his side. In his heart, he doesn't like others helping him dress and wash his face, which will make people feel like a waste.

  He Wangzu has hoped that his son will become a dragon all his life. For the sake of his son's physical and mental health, the rule set by the government is that no maids are allowed before the age of sixteen, and neither is a personal servant!

  The former is because he is afraid that his son will grow up a little bit, and after he has the ability, he will not be able to hold back. Or the woman serving the young master wanted to climb the bed and hurt Yuan Yang.

   The latter is because the affairs of Longyang in Daqing Kingdom are somewhat prosperous. It is said that there is a famous alley in the capital where the Son of Heaven lives.

  If you spend a long time with the personal servant, and you can't find a woman, you will get angry. The son is self-taught without a teacher, and he stirs the **** with a latte stick, and he must be so angry.

  Why is the old man Qingmen?

Ha ha.

   Whoever has never been young, the one who has all the five poisons is He Wangzu.

   Of course, after the donation, he made a lot of corrections and focused on making money. Making money is a bit vulgar, it's better than going to the brothel every day and making a lot of trouble in the big mansion.

   It was still Ergouzi who led him to the dining hall for dinner.

   As usual, Mr. He will have dinner when he arrives, and he won’t wait for his sons. They are Mr. Up and down the house, more than a hundred mouths, all rely on him to eat.

   Today is different from the past.

   Mr. He Er was the last to arrive, and found that the cheap old man and his aunts did not use chopsticks.

   Everyone sat upright and waited for him without saying a word.

   "Haha, my unicorn is here? Hurry up, hurry up. Today I have your favorite rice cake, which I specially ordered the cooks to make last night."

   Good guy, showing his strength, Mr. He really licked it.

  Well, after all, he is a member of the officialdom. He has no two brushes and thick skin.

  He Zhao sat on the chair under the warm greetings from his relatives, and everyone, without exception, all looked at him in unison.

   "Eat, as before, as usual."

   He is indeed a good beer, but there is no need to show it off in front of his family.

  Why, can you kill the whole family because of trivial matters?

"Hey, I just said that Madam, you worry too much. Look at the unicorns in our family, how can you not recognize the people of your own family. Besides, I rarely ask about the affairs of the house, but I have a clear mind. You , never wronged anyone."

  He Wangzu put his arms around his wife Wang Lan and laughed.

   "By the way, a lot of people were attacked last night, including your uncle's palace. Wait a moment, Zhao'er and your elder brother, go to visit together."

  Before, there must be no second son.

   Having experienced what happened yesterday, the eldest son needs to ask questions, and he is absolutely indispensable.

   Of course, Mr. He felt that he was the second child of the family and looked down on the family property in the house. But we must show an attitude, we must let the son feel valued.

   In the future, the He family will not necessarily ask for the son's head.

   "What is the attitude of the prefect?"

   The right to speak jumped to the first place, and there is a high probability that the second son of Xiu Xian opened his mouth, and the father hurriedly replied.

   "Wrote a brief and rushed to the capital for eight hundred miles. He said that he would invite people from the Qin Tianjian to come and eliminate the demons and guard the road."

   "Qin Tianjian?"

   This Second Young Master He knows that it is equivalent to the ancient national observatory, which undertakes the important task of observing celestial phenomena and promulgating the calendar. There are chief and deputy supervisors, and there are spring, summer, mid-autumn, autumn and winter officials.

   "Well, before I changed it, I would have wondered why I invited a group of people to observe the weather. Last night, I saw a strange shadow with my own eyes. I am afraid that the Qin Tianjian is some kind of secret department similar to the sticky pole."

   "Dad, what's the sticky pole doing?" The fifth son asked curiously.

   When Master He heard the words, he began to popularize science with great interest.

   "The so-called sticking poles means that the big families live in a better environment, except that there are more houses and more trees. In summer, there are also many cicadas. In order not to disturb the master's rest, the servants use poles to stick them."

   "I know, sometimes I go to stick with Gouzuzi and the others!" He Han raised his hand and shouted, with a look of complimenting me quickly.

   "Don't interrupt, listen to me. There are big families, let alone the palace. So, a special sticky institution was born, and over time it was called the sticky pole. Later, a prince hit them with his idea.

   On the bright side, under the guise of being clingy, he secretly probed for information. After that, the prince successfully ascended the throne, and with the stick from the dragon's power, it naturally became a hot department. "

   Everyone made a sudden realization, and gave the old man a slap in the face.

   After the whole family had a lively meal, He Zhao followed his eldest brother to the palace to visit.

"Ugh!"

   "Why is Big Brother sighing?"

   He Lei explained to his younger brother's question.

   "You only hang out in the school, bookstore, and home on weekdays. Naturally, you don't know our uncle. It's not a fun thing. I really don't want to go!"

   "To be exact, the eldest uncle is fine. The fifth uncle is the only one who does not work. The fifth uncle is of the same rank as the father, and the official position is the general. He has five hundred soldiers under his command and is in charge of the security around Jincheng.

  This person is wicked, and among the Three Kings of the Golden City, only the Wang family has been scolded the most. You can imagine how bad the reputation is. My father made money, but it was merchants and wealthy households. "

The voice of    fell, and the two of them arrived at the palace.

When    got off the car, he saw a heroic middle-aged man standing at the gate of the mansion to greet them.

   This person is none other than their cheap uncle Wang Ying.

   "Uncle!"

   The two gave a salute, not waiting for Wang Ying to come forward.

   I saw a man running from the house, shouting as he ran.

   "Not good! Fifth grandpa fell into the cesspool!"