My Past Life Simulator

   Chapter 226 225 [African Chief and European Emperor]

  【GAMEOVER】

  He Zhao woke up from the cold floor, don't ask where the sofa is, just eat. He slowly exhaled a breath of turbid air, and for the third time playing the simulated scene [Three Religions and Nine Streams], the big bosses that appeared one after another were really numb.

   Lord Haoyuan, who was stuck on the second floor of the spiritual world, and Li Feng, who was hiding in the Temple of the City God, poking and planning secretly. In contrast, Zha Caili and Gao Damo are somewhat unpopular, younger brothers.

   If it wasn't for some stupid critic, he naively thought that he would not have the slightest defense against him in order to survive. Whether that righteous backstab can be successful or not is another matter.

  In the upper left corner of the line of sight, a series of information prompts pop up.

  【GAMEOVER】

  【Congratulations you survived for 42 days, 13 hours, 8 minutes, 54 seconds,】

  【Score: A-】

  [Destroy the enemy: Zha Caili (1), Gao Damo (1), Lord Chenghuang (1), The projection of Lord Howard (1), Wronged Soul (300)]

  [Reward: 160 Simulated Coins (Rating), 125840 Simulated Coins (Kill the Enemy), Lottery*5]

  【My wallet: 135000 simulated coins. 】

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  【Do you want to replay the simulation career? 】

   "No no no."

  Replay Der and see his heroic posture of backstabbing the enemy?

   "Hey hey, it's time for the African Emirates and the European Emperor again."

  【Three Religions and Nine Streams】Two big bosses, you may not be able to draw any good things.

   In case what he said is in case, if you get bug-like badges, cultivation methods, and supernatural powers, you will be rich.

   Corpses, sacrificial utensils, sundries, small bosses, big bosses and other people or things are lined up in front of you one by one, waiting for the start of the lottery.

   "Simulator, give it to Grandpa!"

   The bamboo tube reflected in the void shook gently, and a bamboo stick was thrown out of it and fell to the ground.

   "Clap!"

   He couldn't wait to flip through it, and saw that it said - [Above], and a stack of "banknotes" came into view.

   This thing is too familiar, free prostitution coupons.

  【Congratulations to the player, get--ticket*10. 】

   "Isn't it guaranteed? You'd better guarantee the simulator, I can draw 10 cards every time I clear a level, or you are my grandson!"

  The more tickets, the better, as long as you get them, you won’t lose money, you will earn blood.

   If the first round of the customs clearance draw was ten tickets each time, he would be able to wake up laughing in his dreams.

   "Come on, go on."

   The lottery tube swayed in the void, and a bamboo stick fell. I turned it over and looked at it, and it said—【上上】.

  The picture freezes on Li Yong, holding a dragoon revolver with a fierce face, a moment of rage and murder.

  【Congratulations to players, get the portable equipment - M1848 Dragoon revolver! 】

   "Clap!"

   A revolver fell from the void and fell in front of it. He reached out and stroked the blue pattern on the gun and the delicately carved wooden handle.

  【Spiritual World Messenger】, activate.

  [M1848 Dragoon revolver (portable), (six projectiles): great power, fast firing rate, and extremely low failure rate. It is indestructible, cannot be lost, and can trigger random special effects.

After the    projectiles are consumed, six will be recovered after 24 hours. In addition, projectiles can not only kill people, but also repel Li Wei who came to ask for their lives, buying you precious escape time.

   (Note: Portable means that you can bring into any simulation scene by paying equivalent simulation coins. Each time you enter the simulator, you can only bring in one piece of equipment.

   You never know what effect the revolver will trigger before you pull the trigger. Random special effects are Armor Break, Dragon Breath, Explosion, Blindness, Shock, and Anesthesia. )]

  “.”

  This gun is a bit of a beer, even if it automatically restores ammunition, it can also repel Li Wei, and it has six random special effects. Unfortunately, it would be even better to add a silent attribute.

   Simulator: "."

   "Strike while the iron is hot!"

  The lottery tube shook, clicked, and fell to the ground.

   turned it over and saw that it said [上上上上].

   "Yo, the third sign?"

   At the same time, the picture freezes on Li Feng, who is covered in golden light and has a calm face.

  【Congratulations to the player, get the title - City program error City God! 】

  “???”

   Simulator You have been invaded by a virus, and there is a program error.

   He hurried to check the title, but he can't renege on the debt, otherwise I have to sue you!

  【Chenghuang (title): The chief officer of the yin gods in one place, in charge of the blessings, longevity and longevity of local creatures, and captures the evildoers and tricks. After wearing it, the life-and-death struggle and the judge pen automatically fall into the hands, rewarding the good and punishing the evil.

(Note: Before this title takes effect, you must build a city **** temple that belongs to you alone. In the hall sits a statue of a **** based on you, and accepts incense offerings from local creatures. In addition, you cannot force him/her to believe in you.) 】

  “.”

   For a moment, two words flashed in his mind - Incense! !

   That is a good thing, it can speed up the cultivation, and there are no side effects. However, if the egg is picky, it is not without it.

   After he used incense to cultivate, he became a little lazy and didn't want to work hard any more. He always thought about making money and making some incense.

   He Zhao picked up his mobile phone and called Henry Zhang.

   There is a saying that is well said, and when there is something, the disciples obey it.

   "Hey, Ah Xuan. I'm going to die if I find someone to make me the highest **** statue? Who do you listen to! Why do you want to be a **** statue if you don't die? Can you manage it? Taishizu, I'm happy."

   By the way, which hall on Longhu Mountain has the most incense? Leave me a spot. No spot? Then clean up a god, and then put my **** statue on it!

  Remember, Taishizu, I want the best position and make my idol a lot higher than other gods. Why? Of course, it is to show my prestige, so many people will give me incense. "

   After a pause, he continued.

   "The words of the priesthood, give me a big blow and say more. Asking for a child, making a fortune, healing a disease, dispelling disasters, and blessing, anyway, as long as it is a good aspect, the more the better.

When the    **** statue is made, you will hold a grand ceremony to invite Lao Tzu in, and make sure to let the people in the whole central district know that there is an almighty **** coming!

   What did you say. Not good? Please come out of the hall of God, may blame you. Fart, if he really dares to come to you, you ask him to come to me, I will have a good chat with him to see if I can blow his head off. "

   "dududu"

   Zhengyi, the current old Celestial Master, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

   He really couldn't understand, what kind of madness the Taishizu had to do to make himself a **** statue and put it in the hall full of incense to enjoy the worship of the world.

   After thinking about it, it is not appropriate to replace which god!

   "Hey, why is Senior Brother so frowning?"

   Several older juniors and younger brothers could not help asking curiously when they saw him with a sad face.

   "Oh, don't mention it, there is a problem, and I can't think of a solution."

   "Hey, Senior Brother. The closed disciple I accepted not long ago said something very reasonable to me. Maybe, it can solve your problem."

   "Oh, hurry up!" Henry Zhang's eyes suddenly lit up, and the disciples accepted by his junior brother must be the group of powerful children from all over the world. People have been fascinated since childhood, and their thinking must be more flexible than this old antique.

   "Since the problem can't be solved, then the person who asked the problem can be solved." The gray-haired old man said with a proud face.

  “.”

  Lao Tianshi was silent for a long time, looking at his junior brother, as if he was looking at a foolish critic.

   "Tai Shizu told me to make him a statue."

  Teacher and brother's complexion changed, and for some reason, his legs were shaking a little.

   "He also said, find a hall with strong incense and put the statue in it."

   "Gudong——"

   Henry Zhang’s junior brother swallowed another mouthful of saliva, feeling vaguely that something was wrong.

   "The key is that there is a pit for each radish. I told the old man that there is no place. Guess what he said?"

   "What did you say. What did you say?"

   "Since there is no place, then clear out a **** and make room for him."

  “!!”

  The scalps of the juniors and brothers are tingling, so arrogant words.

   But when I think of the recent period of time, my own Taishizu has stirred up the wind and rain, and I don't think it's a big deal.

   "When you invite the statue, hold a grand ceremony, and make sure that the entire Central District knows about it. As for the priesthood, the more the better, the more good things will be added to the body."

  “.”

  Everyone fell into silence, a lot of priests are not afraid of being crushed to death?

   "Okay, now please go and deal with Tai Shizu."

   "Sorry for disturbing you, farewell!"

   "Slip--"

   A lot of older juniors and brothers disappeared in front of Henry Zhang with a bang, leaving a few sarcastic remarks before leaving.

   "This kind of thing is still a headache for senior brother!"

   "Who told you to be the current Celestial Master?"

   "There is a saying that is very good, those who are able work hard."

On the other end of   , He Zhao rubbed his hands together, preparing to draw a few big ones, so that the simulator would gain insight, what is a natural emperor.

   (end of this chapter)