My Past Life Simulator

   After a while, Xiao Zuo was carrying a simple wooden ladder and returned panting. Perhaps it was because of the sunshine outside and a little bit of popularity, his complexion was no longer as pale as before.

  He Zhao took it with one hand, put the ladder on the thick branch, and climbed to the top of the dead body in three or two strokes. Pharaoh stood under the deceased, clasping each other's feet with both hands, and raised them upwards.

   "Come on, the taste is too much."

   With the cooperation of the two, the body was removed from the sling.

   "Go back and take a good bath to get rid of bad luck and body odor."

   Wang Xunzhu muttered, he could basically conclude that the deceased committed suicide. More than 30 years of experience is certainly not as good as that of Gao Zuo, but it cannot be said that there is no progress.

   The simplest is that most people who hang themselves are incontinent.

Before   , I smelled a stench in my nose. When I hugged the legs of the dead body, I didn't mention that smell. If it hadn't been for a lot of experience, he would have started to vomit while supporting the tree.

"Bleeding on the face, the hyoid bone is squeezed and half exposed. Due to the suspension of the neck, an unclosed cable groove is formed, accompanied by abrasions and subcutaneous bleeding. The suspension angle is not good enough, otherwise, the blood supply to the brain will be blocked, The face will become pale."

   Gao Yuzuo performed the autopsy on the spot, without gloves on his hands, he directly read the examination. He looked at the little apprentice who still didn't dare to look at the dead body, and chuckled lightly.

   "At night, you go to the morgue for a night. If you can't stand it, go back and learn circus with your father."

  Xiaoyao heard the words, and his face suddenly turned pale.

   The previous thoughts were just random thoughts.

  When I was a child, I saw an uncle who died of being bitten by a big bear. Since then, there has been a strong fear of the circus. No more, the circus Zhang Cai asked someone to leave the relationship, and made his son go to Gao Dapeng's door.

Although   軵廵 is under the same subordinate Jiu Liu, most people do not dare to get in touch too deeply. But no matter what, people eat imperial grain. Not to mention knowing a lot of patrolling, and it is an indispensable occupation for the arresting house, the older it is, the more popular it becomes.

   He took a deep breath, calmed down and nodded vigorously.

   "Don't worry, Master, I will definitely persevere."

   Seeing the little apprentice like this, Gao Zuozuo just eased a lot.

   "You boy, aren't you afraid?"

   Wang Xunzhu stood aside and asked curiously.

   He Zhao sneered when he heard the words.

   "Pharaoh, the most terrifying thing in the world is not a corpse, but a human being alive without money."

   After hearing this, the remaining three were dumbfounded.

   was silent for a while, and they nodded again and again.

   "That's right, the corpse won't jump up and bite people, it's just scary. If people don't have money, it's quite scary." The little girl who followed her father to make ends meet and fill her stomach since childhood, took it seriously.

   For Zhang Yu's words, Lao Wang and Gao Dapeng looked at each other and smiled.

  The corpse won't jump up?

  Boy, you are still young and have little knowledge.

   "What's next? Three hours of exposure?"

   "The corpse must be exposed to the sun, and the hemp rope to be hanged on will be burned at an auspicious time."

   The two old fritters from the house were talking, and Xiao Zhe was at a loss.

   On the other side, the surnamed He had a flat face.

   As early as when he digested the memories of his past life, Qi, who had been motionless since [I am Number One], suddenly recovered. In addition, I tried to release my mind power on the road, but my spirit was like a rock, motionless.

  I don't care too much about this.

  He Zhao likes to exploit loopholes and card bugs the most, not to mention that it is not necessarily because of the simulator that loaned him to play games, but more likely the problem of the world itself.

   After going through seven simulation scenarios and three worlds, I have some guesses in my heart.

  ‘When you are on duty in the arresting room at night, try one by one. Take a look at what skills are not restricted. ’

   "Let's go, find a car and push it back to the capture room."

   Old Wang patted his shoulder and walked out of the woods.

  The two found a donkey cart, and when they returned to the scene of the incident, they saw Gao Zuozuo painting the face of the deceased with oil paint.

   "This is Zhong Kui's picture of suppressing the dead. I will practice it from time to time when I have nothing to do."

  “???”

   Xiao Zuo Zuo looked confused, why did he come up with a picture of Zhong Kui suppressing the souls of the dead.

   "In our line of work, we would rather trust what we have, not what we don't have. We have to act according to the rules handed down by our ancestors."

   Gao Dapeng explained that, as the saying goes, there are rules of conduct. Regardless of whether it is true or not, there is no harm in doing it according to the predecessors.

   "I understand, Master."

   "Put that hemp rope into the box."

   Xiao Zuzuo obeyed the instructions, picked up the sling on the ground, and put it into the toolbox he had carried along the way.

   "Let's go!"

  The four people drove the donkey cart all the way to Jincheng to capture the house.

During the    period, pedestrians on the road avoided one after another.

   Even in broad daylight, seeing dead bodies is still very unlucky, not to mention that people in this era are generally superstitious.

   The group arrived at the arresting room successfully. Old Wang put the dead body in the backyard to expose it to the sun, and then went to find the team leader and reported the matter. Immediately afterwards, he drove the donkey cart out of the city to return the kindhearted people.

   If you change someone, I'm afraid He Zhao will have to go.

   After all, no one wants to walk for half an hour in a sweaty day in the afternoon.

   Several hours in the afternoon passed by in a flash.

   When it is about to get dark, they will patrol the house and go home after get off work.

  He Zhao needs to be on duty tonight to prevent someone from reporting the case in the middle of the night but no one. Gu Zhi

   This kind of thing has always been done by the security brigade, with forty patrolmen taking turns on duty at night. The life is very easy. They arrest the area under the jurisdiction of the house, and basically nothing happens at night, just lie in the house and sleep.

   When someone comes to the door, the concierge will come in and knock on the door to remind you.

   From the drawer of the table, he took out a few pieces of pastry and took a bite. He began to examine himself step by step.

   "Hey, if I had known that I could use Qi, I would have chosen the technique of sending spirits."

   Talent [Half-Life] + Little Supernatural Power = Perpetual Motion.

   Can't brush the score until the simulator crashes?

   Pick up a mirror and activate [Inspiration] to check your own attributes.

  【Name: He Zhao】

  【Strength: 2.0→6.0】

  【Physique: 2.0】

  【Agility: 2.0】

  【Gene Sublimation·Spirit: 11.82】

  【Special abilities: immobilization, seclusion. 】

  【Talents: Half-Life, Night King+, Diligent Compensation+, Inspiration, Paranoia+, Scholar. 】

  【Title: Elite in a Hundred Battles. 】

  【Innate supernatural power: Vigor. 】

  【Skill: "Overlord's Decision" (Successful).】

   He took the lead in trying "The Battle of the Kings", and it can't be said that there was no response. The improvement is called tortoise speed, and it is estimated that one attribute point cannot be obtained after one night of hard work.

   "Eyes of Dirt", "Spiritual Force Field" and other powerful skills, exerting the strength of feeding milk, it is impossible to mobilize. It seems to be under an inexplicable suppression.

   Only the "Bronze Man Pile", "Hundred Beast Fist" and "Ancient God's Breathing Method" (pseudo) are useful. By the way, "The View of the Stars" (Complete Edition of Ancient Gods) is the same as the "Secret of History" simulation scene.

   "Great Xuan, aliens and sacrificial vessels coexist, and all skills can be used. Coalition government, alien beasts dominate one side, all related to Qi cannot be used. Today, Qing Kingdom cannot use the abilities related to ancient gods."

  He Zhao touched his chin and thought carefully.

   "The Thoughts of Viewing the Stars can be used!"

"No, no, the idea is that the connection between me and the ancient gods has long been established. The ancient gods, can you ignore the suppression? I remember Bessie said that her job is to help some people who are invaded by the ancient gods and Howling Abyss. planet."

   "The alien beast belongs to the power of the ancient gods. So strange, does it belong to the power called Howard? The two are also hostile, so either side will be invisible when they arrive at the opponent's home court?"

   He felt that he had solved the case.

"Wait, immobilization and seclusion are sacrificial abilities, why can they be used in the home court of the ancient gods? Could it be because of the "Return to the Truth", because the real world makes the fakes come true, I can jump left and right, at will use?"

   "Isn't it right, find a fat sheep from Howard. Keke should find a thigh of Howard and hug it."

   If Ayelaishi and Alex hear these words, I am afraid they will burst into tears, and our thighs are about to be broken by you.

   "Oh, you can't waste time. Since "Bronze Man Pile" can be used, let's practice it tonight."

   No matter how small a mosquito's leg is, it's not a piece of meat?

   He immediately put on a stance, like a horse stance in a film and television drama. The only difference is that the palms are staggered up and down, in front of the chest.

   And with breathing, the whole body rises and falls, and the heart beats powerfully, as if beating a drum. There is also the sound of blood flowing like a stream from top to bottom.

  I don't know if it was an illusion, but his exposed skin flashed a dazzling golden color from time to time.

   The mouth and nose are not the rough "Unknown Breathing Method" taught by the cheap master Jin Lao, but the "Ancient God Breathing Method" that has been improved several times and is complete.

   Never miss any opportunity to squeeze himself, and visualize two pseudo-foreign gods in his mind.

  In the lounge, one eye opened from the void, blood oozes from the surrounding walls, and white bones are inserted in a disorderly manner.

  To tell the truth, he is quite scary, and he would probably be scared to flee when he sees howl.

   Half an hour is fleeting.

  【Strength: 2.1→6.3】

  【Physique: 2.1】

  【Agility: 2.1】

  【Gene Sublimation·Spirit: 11.82】

   "0.1?"

  Compared with the rapid progress of "Overlord", Jin Lao's "Bronze Man Pile" really pulls the crotch.

   "Forget it, the two are not the same thing."

  The former comes from the overlord of Chu, who is known as the bravery of feathers and is unique throughout the ages. The latter came from among the thousands of Daxuan, an ordinary alien blood warrior.

   "One night, count it down. The three basic attributes are increased by 2.4 each."

"Ugh!"

   Let’s practice hard.

   Midnight, early morning, 00:00.

   Footsteps were heard in the corridor, slowly approaching He Zhao's lounge.

   "Tread. Tread"

"Who?"

   He opened his eyes abruptly, and before he could receive the "Thoughts of Viewing the Stars", the door was pushed open from the outside.

   The next second, a face with a picture of Zhong Kui came into view.

   The other party looked at the purple eyeballs and the flesh and blood in the room, stupid!