My Past Life Simulator

  In front of the ruins of Mount Tai, Su Lao stood at the door of the safe house, watching the picture of the floating and the others savagely stuffing Xiang Liu into the dog cage, and he shuddered subconsciously.

   "Huh? Who are you!"

  He Zhao found the stranger standing in front of the open door, frowned and asked aloud.

   "Come in and sit?"

  I couldn't figure out the details of the other party, so I simply sent an invitation and asked in detail after they were captured.

   "No, no, no, I'm passing by."

   Having lived for a long time, he shook his head like a rattle.

   Just kidding, the ancient fierce gods have asked you to clean up, I don’t want to go in and deliver to your door, so you can play with it.

   "He is the mountain **** of Mount Tai, and his name is Su. At the beginning, he was in charge of guarding the seal of the legal body under the order of Zhang Daoling's children."

   Xiang Liu, who somewhat recovered some sanity, revealed the true identity of the old man.

  “?”

   The old man glared at the eloquent fierce god, I am indeed afraid of you, and now you are a prisoner, you dare to expose the old man!

   Do you not understand the sinister nature of the human heart?

   Fortunately, He couldn't hear the voice of his heart, otherwise he would have to cry. I really didn't understand it before, but when it was pressed on the floor with all its hands and feet, I really understood it.

  The human heart is much more sinister than the mountains and seas.

   "Yo, it's the mountain god."

  He Zhao suddenly understood who made those peaks besieging poisonous water.

   "In front of you, I dare not call myself a god."

   If the person in front of him is Henry Zhang, he can still put on the air of an elder.

   But facing the ruthless man who just subdued Xiangliu, it is impossible to say that there is no fear in his heart.

   "He has a lot of good things on him! Just from what I can smell, there are more than a dozen kinds of mountains and seas."

  Can you shut up?

  The mountain **** of Mount Tai can't wait to go in immediately, tearing the other's broken mouth, so he talks a lot.

  Su Lao looked at someone with shining eyes, and his heart was trembling. Anyway, this old man has something to do with Longhu Mountain, and he has seen Zhang Daoling, the ancestor of the heavenly master, he will not rob it, right?

   But when he thinks of the virtues of the previous Celestial Masters, and the deeds that he likes the white girl to float when he has nothing to do, he feels a little guilty for no reason.

  Other people will be concerned about face issues, but it is not necessarily true.

   "Hey, I see that there seems to be a lot of enmity between the two of you!" He Zhao smiled and then continued in a tempting tone. "As long as you give something, He will let you handle it, and I guarantee you will never be harmed! Even, if you give enough, we will provide weapons."

After the    voice fell, he took out the blasting hammer, the overlord spear, the killing knife and other objects, as if he chose at random and vented his anger.

   "Gudong——"

   To tell the truth, the old man was tempted.

  Thinking of today, he didn't even have the courage to take action, and he felt very ashamed in his heart.

   "What do you want?"

   "It depends on what you have!"

  The words were like this, but He Zhao secretly opened his mobile phone, typed a long paragraph blindly, and sent it to Henry Zhang.

  Lao Tianshi has lived for more than 80 years, and he can't be prepared to know some gossip, so that he can slaughter customers. Cough, it should be said that it is accurate positioning.

   "Ding dong!"

   From below the photo, a new message appears.

  【What good things does the God of Mount Tai have? Hurry back, are making a deal with it. 】

   "Ouch!"

   That is too much. After living for thousands of years, in addition to the average strength, the only thing is that he has many treasures on his body.

   After a while, edit the text and send it quickly.

   "Buzz-"

  He Zhao glanced at the news without a trace, and looked at the heartbroken but hesitant Su Lao, taking retreat as the way forward.

   "Forget it, I'm going to give him a hot pot later. If it gets scarred, it will not affect the taste."

  “?”

  The mountain **** was immediately anxious when he heard the words. Isn't it just a few exotic flowers and plants.

   done!

   "Stop, I want that."

  The old man pointed at the huge blasting hammer and cut down the railroad.

"price."

   Before he could finish speaking, he waved his hand.

   "Not bad for money!"

   "As long as I'm addicted to it, as long as I have it, I will definitely not default on it."

   After saying that, without any worries, he walked into the game safe house, picked up the sledgehammer and went straight to the cage.

  “o(Д)っ?!”

   Xiang Liu looked at Su Lao with a resolute look, his nine pairs of eyes closed, and his body was paralyzed. I secretly thought in my heart, I'm finished, I never thought that I would give myself a pit.

   "Go to the hut and don't get my living room dirty."

"it is good."

  The old man, with the dog cage in his left hand and the sledgehammer in his right hand, turned around and entered the small room.

   When he closed the door, he suddenly reacted.

"Shan Hai Jing, Great Wilderness Northern Classic" records: "Yu annihilated the flood and killed Xiangyao, the blood stinks, and the valley cannot be grown. The land is full of water and cannot be lived in. Yu annihilated the three thousand and three Ju, and thought it as a pond. The group of emperors thought it was a stage."

   Translated, it is Xiangliu who made a flood, and Yu killed it when he saw it, but his blood stinks, the land that flows through is not fertile, and the saliva that flows out when he is dying forms a huge swamp of venom.

   After filling the swamp three times but it collapsed three times, we had to open up a large clean pool, and built palaces and pavilions beside the pool for the emperors, called the platform of the emperors.

   The blood and saliva of the fierce **** are so poisonous, how can the other party dare to cook the hot pot?

   "Having lived for a long time, let a young child be aroused, alas!"

  The voice fell, he opened the cage, reached out and grabbed Xiang Liu's neck, and pulled it out.

   "You also have today?"

   "Bangdang——"

   He Zhao, sitting on the sofa, sighed.

   "You can't kill you if you capture it, but it's a pity that it's all flesh and blood!"

   Xiangliu can't hurt him, and he can't hurt the other party in the same way, and the simulator doesn't leave too many bugs.

   In other words, a safe house is equivalent to a safe area where no harm can be done.

   As for letting him go out to kill, what kind of joke are you making? If you can kill him, will he trick him into coming in?

   "I'll save your life for the time being. When I find a way, I'll take your flesh and blood to condense the cauldron of qi and blood."

  Tani

   About half an hour later, the old man was out of breath, opened the door and walked out.

   "The hammer is easy to use. Once you hit it, the fire overflows, and the explosions continue. But, why can't it hurt him?"

   For the customer's question, he had already made up the rhetoric in his mind.

   "Cough, it's not my problem, it's your problem."

"What?"

  The mountain **** of Mount Tai looked at a serious ruthless man sitting on the sofa, his face full of confusion.

   "Xiang Liu, people work together with the Water God, and their strength is not bad. If you want to hurt him, do you think too much? If I can capture him, it doesn't mean you can do it."

   "Makes sense!"

   When Old Su heard the words, he couldn't help but nodded, there was nothing wrong.

  I can't be at home, so I can't blame others for the poor service.

   "Okay, what do you need? Why don't I give you a sour grass, that thing can cure all poisons in the world!"

   "Not enough."

  I want to get out of the safe house with just one blade of grass. If it wasn't for the sake of the cheap master you met in the first place, believe it or not, I'll let you leave without slipping in every minute?

   "I still have a branch of the Emperor House tree, is it enough?"

   "Not enough."

  The branch has a Der?

  If it is a whole piece, I will let you play with Xiangliu for ten years.

   "Then what do you want?"

  The mountain **** has a new understanding of He Zhao's greed.

   "Luanmu."

  “!!”

   "Shan Hai Jing": "There is a mountain of clouds and rain, and there is a wood named Luan. Yu attacked the clouds and rain. There are red stones that give birth to Luan, yellow books, red branches, green leaves, and the emperors can take medicine."

   The branches, leaves, and fruits of Luan wood can be used to refine elixir of immortality! !

   "The lion opened his mouth."

   Old Su shook his head with a wry smile, and then took out a withered leaf, a grass, and a branch from his sleeve.

  “?”

What does    mean.

   "The leaves of Luanmu. I don't know how to make an elixir of life, otherwise I'm afraid it would have been used as a medicine long ago."

   Of course, it's just a set of rhetoric.

   He is a mountain **** and needs a fart elixir.

   When I got it in the past year, I thought about how to grow a Luan tree.

   The result is true and whimsical and laughable.

   "Thank you."

   He Zhao reached out to take it, and saw off with a smile on his face.

  He wants to rub the leaves, not for himself, but for his parents who are traveling around the world.

  The two elders are in their forties, it is time to think about them in the future.

   Otherwise, it would be boring to be alone.

   "You are really my lucky star. Don't worry, when I want to kill you, it will be lighter." He placed the luan leaves and smiled at the fierce **** who was carried out by Zhong Weng from the room.

   Xiangliu: "."

  I will slap your uncle! !

   Why did he lose his mind before and had to fight with each other?

   Now he has become a prisoner, and it is really bitter and bitter.

   "Om—"

   A strange curse-killing force slammed into the wall of the safe house and returned without success.

   He Zhao had no idea about this.

   Don't say it's him, it's a blue and red double snake, and I didn't notice it.

  The curse can't even get past the safe house, let alone cause people to be alarmed.

   On the contrary, in the "Cultivation Method of the Stars", the foreign gods who were born by accident, each found something wrong.

   "Grumbling."

  In the wilderness, the great wizard looked at the unscathed straw man on the altar with a look of constipation.

   "Shouldn't be!"

   Curses with animal bones from the pre-Qin period. Even if the opponent fails to die on the spot, he will end up with serious injuries and dying, right?

   "Xiang Liu's accident is also a trick. He, why?"

   "Go on, I don't believe it."

   Then, a group of people started bouncing again, chanting obscure incantations.

   "Om—"

   The second time, still no feedback.

   "Om—"

   For the third time, the great wizard's forehead burst into blue veins.

   "Om—"

  The fourth time, they were on top, and they would not give up until their goal was achieved.

  The two pseudo-foreign gods, separated from their minds, appeared outside the safe house.

   They followed the power of the curse and searched for the past.

  I don’t know how far I have drifted, and finally reached my destination.

   "Great wizard, why don't we admit it."

   The dancing little wizard, before he could finish his sentence, saw a huge and strange eyeball appearing in his line of sight.

  “Om!!”

   A strange light swept across, and a group of people decomposed into spots of light, all of which drilled into the terrifying big eyeballs.

   "Whoa-"

   The leading great wizard just raised the black animal bone, ready to fight back.

   The next moment, there was a sound of friction from the bones, followed by a large amount of flesh and blood spurting out of the mouth, all of which returned to an underworld planet full of flesh and bones.

   He Zhao, who was lying on the sofa, suddenly felt a little tired, as if he had used the Eye of Dirt and Flesh Extraction several times in a row.

   "What's going on?"