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  "Next, the Academy Awards ceremony officially begins. Please welcome the host of the ceremony, Monte!"

  In the lively and passionate melody, the gorgeous stage lights of Dolby Theater flicker. The huge crystal dome was shining under the light. The host, Monte, dressed in a black tuxedo, walked onto the stage with a relaxed expression, and began to tell his old jokes, enlivening the atmosphere of the scene.

"It's an honor to be standing on the same stage with all talented young people. Tonight, some of you will take your trophy. But I must remind you today, if you are called by your name, please don't Get on stage right away. You know, we need to make a preparation, and in the last Oscar, someone did not give us the opportunity to prepare..."

  Monte said some "precautions" in a more serious tone, and when he said "someone didn't give us the opportunity to prepare", the audience made waves of joy.

The reason why Monte said this is because when the "Best Actor" was announced at the last Academy Awards, the award-winning Hollywood star Riley was too excited and rushed directly from the court to the stage, causing a lot of trouble. joke.

  So at this time Monte mentioned this matter again, the stars in the audience naturally showed knowing smiles.

   "This joke is a bit cold." Lin Xinyao whispered to Zhang Yun as she listened to everyone's laughter.

   "A cold joke is also a joke." Zhang Yun applauded and replied to Lin Xinyao.

   "I think you will be more popular than him when you go up and talk." Lin Xinyao vomited.

  "...Can you think of your husband better?" A black line appeared on Zhang Yun's head.

  When the two were talking, the host, Monte, had already said several American jokes on the stage, and there were enthusiastic applause and laughter again and again.

  And in laughter and applause, Monte began to talk about the issue of "discrimination".

  This is Oscar’s usual method in recent years. Let the host use a joke to attract people's attention, open the situation, and then talk about some serious topics in the laughter.

  For example, a certain year Oscar talked about racial discrimination at the beginning, and another year, the host came up to praise the "Oscar" statue for not revealing male organs, and elicited sensitive topics such as gender equality and feminism.

   In short, Oscar is increasingly emphasizing correctness.

  Regardless of the correct prefix.

  Monte deserves to be an experienced host. In just about ten minutes, he has already caused a lot of laughter off the scene. In this laughter, the first Oscar award, the "Best Supporting Actor Award" was officially announced.

  The shortlisted film clips of each shortlisted actor were skipped one by one. In the end, the actor Woody in the movie "Accident" successfully won the first trophy of this year's Oscar.

  "Best Supporting Actor" is followed by "Best Makeup and Hair Design". There is nothing to say about this award. The process is the same. After the video editing of each finalist, the award was awarded to the movie "Dark Light".

  "Best Makeup and Hair Design" followed by "Best Costume Design Award", then "Best Documentary Feature Film", "Best Documentary Short Film"...

  The award ceremony is here, and basically all the minor awards have been awarded. After a short break at the scene, the famous American singer Mei La came to the stage to sing her famous song "The Knight and the Princess". After the song was sung, another century-old movie was put on the scene. After the transition was over, new awards began to be awarded.

  As mentioned before, the award ceremony has always been boring. This boring does not mean that the audience will be bored, but the stars on the scene.

The audience can see excellent movie clips one after another, see the actors or even singers they admire, but they will not see the on-site scheduling, or the preparation stage, often the shot everything, put a video, after the smooth cut. , The audience skipped the intermission without feeling and continued to watch the ceremony.

  Unfortunately, the stars on the scene do not have this kind of treatment. If some activities have to add "virtual characters", then the stars will be even more embarrassed-they can't see any virtual characters.

  But no matter how boring, no one will leave the venue early. After all, no matter how long the award ceremony is, they will mention their name sooner or later.

  Time passes slowly in the cycle of "joke-awards-testimonials-program".

  Finally, after a long wait, the name of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" was mentioned for the first time.

   "Someone asked me, is there any difference between this year's Oscars and previous years? I almost answered him without hesitation, no, every year's Oscars are not any different." The host Monte told a new joke on the stage.

  There was another burst of laughter off the field.

"Everyone has participated in so many Oscars, and they all know what will happen next." Monte shrugged innocently, and then changed the conversation. "However, when I thought about it carefully, I found that this year's Oscars are indeed somewhat different. . Because this year, Oscar has a new face, a face that has never appeared on Oscar-Huaxia, Huaxia martial arts film!"

  Monte’s voice was not over, and the live camera had already been given to the crew of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon". Zhang Yun, along with Lin Xinyao and others, greeted the camera enthusiastically.

   "Let's use warm applause to welcome "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" from China!" Monte took the rhythm.

  The live applause was thunderous.

"The reason why "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" is mentioned at this time is of course because of the next award, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon", a Chinese martial arts film. Best International Film' Award! Below, we invite our beloved famous actor Audrey and actor Connor to announce the winners of this award for us!"

"how do you feel?"

  The transition began on stage, and Audrey and Connor introduced each shortlisted film. And Chen Xuejing smiled and asked any Qing next to him.

   "Tense, very nervous." Anyone who looks ahead clearly does not move his lips when he speaks.

   "EZ, EZ." Zhang Yun noticed the state of Yi Qing, smiled and said the classic lines of Master Master.

   "EZ can't get up, this is the Oscar, the best foreign language film!" Any Qing muttered, turned his head quickly, and looked at Zhang Yun, Lin Xinyao and Chen Xuejing.

  Lin Xinyao is not as cramped as him, but she can still feel a little nervous. This is easy to understand, after all, this award has nothing to do with her.

  But Zhang Yun and Chen Xuejing were all smiles, and they didn't feel nervous at all.

   "Teacher Chen has participated in anyway, Zhang Yun, why can you not be nervous?" Ren Qing asked Zhang Yun in confusion.

   "The heart is clear, and the sky will fall without surprise." Zhang Yun said with a smile.

   "Heh, hehe..." Any Qing felt that Zhang Yun was farting.

  He took a breath, and felt that this method of distracting attention was very good, so he continued:

   "I really convinced you two, one is calmer than the other..."

  "Next, I announce that the one who won this year’s Oscar for Best International Film..."

   "...I will look at it for a while..."

   "... "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"!"

  Diverting attention is a good thing, but anyone who is too nervous has forgotten that awards are being presented at this time. The scenes over there have been given to the crew of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon", and Ren Qing is still harassing Zhang Yun.

  So, an astonishing scene appeared on the big screen at the scene.

  Obviously, the results have been announced. The main creator of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon", especially the director, turned his head to talk to the people next to him, as if he didn't care about the results of the awards.

  "Don't wait a minute, come on stage to receive the award!" Chen Xuejing responded quickly, and quickly pushed any clearer to let any clearer come to the stage to receive the award.

   "Huh?" Any Qing was stunned suddenly.

  "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, the best foreign language film." Chen Xuejing reminded.

  "I c...!" Any Qing raised his head, saw the words on the big screen, saw his face, and finally realized that "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" won the best foreign language film award!

  He wanted to say "fuck" for the first time, but his excellent qualities made him bear it.

  He wanted to get up the second time, but he forgot to move for a while.

  He looked around, watched the smiles of many Hollywood stars and applauded, and suddenly smiled with relief.

  There are tears flickering in the smile.