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Although Chen Xuejing's Mediterranean style is very shocking, it is understandable if it is necessary for the film. The big deal is that after the movie was released, Zhang Yun was hacked to death by Chen Xuejing's fans on the street.

But such a special effects blockbuster with a total investment of more than 800 million yuan, a film run by the recognized gold medal screenwriter Zhang Yun, the movie is about to be released, and the names of the male and female protagonists have not even appeared?

The heroine doesn't even have a line?

What international joke is this?

Is this really a movie shown on theatrical line, rather than a webcam broadcast on the Huayao film and television platform?

Why can you be so casual?

Everyone was confused by the operation of "Kung Fu" and couldn't believe that they were attending the movie conference of "Kung Fu".

"Director Ren, what kind of movie is this...?"

Finally, in a daze, someone couldn't help but raise this question to Ren Qing.

This is a question that everyone wants to know.

"What kind of movie is this..." Hearing the questions from the media, Any Qing first muttered and thought about it, then pointed to Zhang Yun next to him, "This question is still coming from the screenwriter Zhang Yun. The answer is better."

"Don't push me any questions." Zhang Yun joked, but didn't refuse, and said directly, "Everyone should have seen it before. In the genre label of "Kung Fu", there is'action' and'comedy'. ', there is also a'story'."

Everyone in the audience nodded.

"So this movie, you can call it an action movie, or it can be regarded as a comedy, of course it is also a drama." Zhang Yun said a very nonsense nonsense, and then turned to laugh, "but for me , I prefer to call it-China special effects film."

"Ms. Zhang, do you mean that the special effects of this movie can be compared with Hollywood productions?" Someone immediately asked.

"Yes, but not exactly." Zhang Yun replied with a classic contradiction theory.

People in the media: "..."

"Is that right?"

"At the level of special effects, I am confident that the special effects of "Kung Fu" have a huge advantage over any other Chinese special effects films, and they are not inferior to the special effects of Hollywood." Zhang Yun stopped selling problems and explained slowly. Said, "But if it’s just like Hollywood in terms of special effects, "Kung Fu" is at best an excellent special effects film, and it can’t be called a “Chinese special effects film”. What I call a “Chinese special effects film” refers to special effects. On a level, "Kung Fu" has the unique beauty of Chinese culture."

The unique beauty of Chinese culture? Is this marketing patriotism?

Yu Chaobei clearly perceives what Zhang Yun wants to convey to the media people present: other special effects films of China can only be called special effects films, and only "Kung Fu" can be called special effects films of China.

This is so internal!

It's what is commonly called "War Wolf" inside.

Zhang Yun is trying to market patriotism? I'm not sure about the classic routine of "Don't watch "Kung Fu" is not a Chinese" later!

If a movie just wants to engage in these crooked ways, then there is no hope!

Yu Chaobei knew that the shock that had just been brought about by the character image of Chen Xuejing and others gradually subsided at this time.

He wanted to see if "Kung Fu" really had an inner taste!

What Yu Chaobei can think of, other media professionals can naturally also think of. They found that Zhang Yun seemed to be marketing "patriotism," and his expression suddenly became very exciting.

"You don't think I am marketing patriotism?" Suddenly, Zhang Yun seemed to see their thoughts and said with a smile.

"That..." Everyone couldn't help avoiding their eyes, not knowing how to answer.

"It’s okay to say that it’s patriotic. I’m from Huaxia? Why don’t I be patriotic? But saying patriotism is actually not very accurate. I just want to say that in the movie "Kung Fu", there is something unique to Chinese culture Element is a special effects film that is different from Hollywood special effects films. But this thing is not clear. You watch the movie for a while and feel better for yourself." Zhang Yun pierced this point, but calmly let everyone go directly. Find the answer in the movie.

Now that Zhang Yun has already said that, the media can no longer struggle with anything. They took this down and started asking other detailed questions about the movie.

"Okay, we have lost some time in the discussion just now. It's almost half past seven, and our movie will start."

In a blink of an eye, the film conference has come to an end. The host carefully controlled the program and asked the last question, "Now we only have the last question. This question is collected from the Internet. The content of the question is , I would like to ask all the creators, how much box office do you think "Kung Fu" can get?"

Box office is the eternal focus of a movie.

Whether it's a good movie or a bad movie, if there is no box office, everything is nonsense!

"The Westward Journey" was so well filmed and regarded by many people as a standard. When it was released that year, the box office was bleak, which directly led to the bankruptcy of the publishing company. Don’t look at the filming of "Little Times", the giant Guo Xiaosi still grabbed it from it. Imagine the profit, so "Little Times" can shoot several consecutively.

At this time, this question was in front of Zhang Yun and other creators.

For this "Kung Fu", what is their expected box office?

"Come on, before we all answered the questions from left to right, this time we will be from right to left. Teacher Wan Hagi, you report a number first." The host cue said Wan Hagi, who plays the charter house.

Wan Hagi looked at the "Charter" next to him, and said tentatively: "I think there can be...1.5 billion?"

"1.5 billion is not enough, I think it is 2 billion!" Liu Tang, the actor of the charter party, answered with a smile.

Although the production cost of "Kung Fu" did not reach 800 million, the miscellaneous calculations also reached more than 600 million. According to the distribution of the movie box office, "Kung Fu" wants to make money, the box office must reach more than three times the production cost.

With a box office of 2 billion, "Kung Fu" can claim that it has made money.

"Teacher Lin Xinyao, what do you think?" the host asked Lin Xinyao again.

"Four billion!" Lin Xinyao said boldly.

Huh!

This "four billion" shocked the media in the audience again.

"Actually I wanted to say five billion, but I was afraid that you would not accept it, so I said four billion."

After talking about four billion, Lin Xinyao even explained it.

Let the media crash even more!

You explain, it is better not to explain!

Although "Kung Fu" is known as a special effects film, even though "Kung Fu" was released at the Spring Festival stall, and it has a box office bonus for the Spring Festival stall, but you came up with 4 billion, or even want to say 5 billion?

It’s a bit too exaggerated!

Which movie's main creator dared to come up and say that his movie can have a box office of 4 billion?

Are you really not afraid of being slapped in the face?

"Teacher Lin, are you so confident in this movie?" The host didn't expect Lin Xinyao to say such a high number and hurriedly cleared the siege.

Lin Xinyao shook her head, looked at Zhang Yun next to him and smiled: "I have confidence in my husband."

"Wow..."

People in the media all laughed.

Tears in the laugh.

I just want to watch a film in advance, how can I still get a mouthful of dog food?

Lin Xinyao finished talking about the expected box office, and it was Zhong Yuan's turn. I have already talked about 4 billion before. Zhong Yuan can never go down. After thinking about it, he echoed Lin Xinyao and said 4.1 billion.

Then, came to Zhang Yun.

"It's my wife who understands me." Zhang Yun didn't directly say his expected box office, but smiled at Lin Xinyao's heart.

Lin Xinyao also smiled and responded to Zhang Yun with a heart.

So the silent growl of a single dog sounded at the scene.

"Yaoyao said four billion, she even wanted to say five billion. I think, "Kung Fu" is worth this box office." Zhang Yun smiled after spreading the dog food, "So, if you let me give "Kung Fu" "If you set a goal, I think...at least six billion!"

"..."

Hearing Zhang Yun's "six billion" goal, the media people present were no longer shocked-this night, there were too many shocks and their stomachs were full.

They are completely numb.

Good guys, this couple is really wilder than the other!

Lin Xinyao shouted out the exaggerated figures of 4 billion and 5 billion, Zhang Yun was even more able to talk about it, and went straight to 6 billion!

This is telling the other movies in the Spring Festival file, and all the fans, if you want to watch movies during the Spring Festival, just watch "Kung Fu"!

But-do you have that strength in "Kung Fu"?

"Zhang Yun is getting more and more arrogant now. The first movie dared to call 6 billion at the box office. Then the second movie can't get 10 billion? At present, the highest box office in China is only 5.6 billion, you It's not self-confidence, but arrogance. I think if you have only 600 million at the box office, how will you end up!"

Like other people in the media, Yu Chaobei was also numb to the number of "six billion", but at the same time, he felt soreness in his heart.

Because he discovered that there is indeed an unimaginable gap between people.

Back then, Yu Chaobei and Zhang Yun also competed together for the screenwriting position of Jialiang Film and Television, and in the blink of an eye, he earned 500,000 yuan each year in Chaobei and burned high incense. Zhang Yun was already billions and billions. Cried out...

People are really dead than people!

"No matter how loud you shout, you still have to look at the quality. I don't believe it, your "Kung Fu" can see the level of six billion at the box office!"

Yu Chaobei thought almost jealously and resentfully.

In this short period of time, Zhang Yun waited for a group of masters to take the stage, and the big screen went black.

"Kung Fu" has officially started!

Seeing the beginning of "Kung Fu", Yu Chaobei put on his 3D eyes, held the recording tablet in his hand, and watched it seriously.

Watching a movie while recording the advantages and disadvantages of a movie is a basic skill that every film critic must have.

The screen lights up, with a familiar dragon mark at the beginning.

The picture turns dark.

In the darkness, a butterfly rose lightly. The words of the three production companies of "New World Film and Television Co., Ltd.", "Huayao Media Co., Ltd." and "Longteng Film and Television Co., Ltd." appeared beside the butterfly.

Then, a burst of melodious BGM sounded in my ears.

"Humhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

In this magical melody, the butterfly flew over the valley, over the narrow ground, and into a piece of yellow land.

"Kung Fu", the two Chinese characters rising from the ground, came to mind.

The beginning is very neat, go directly to the title.

Yu Chaobei thought to himself that the camera had already been given to a fat inspector.

The fat inspector looked solemn, his eyes seemed to be staring at something, and he sat in his inspector seat.

The camera was pulled back, and two young policemen stood outside the door, looking up at something.

The camera continued to pull back, a man and a woman, wearing long gowns, looking like a husband and wife, their eyes looked in that direction, and their faces were silent.

The camera is still pulling back, and more and more people appear in the camera, either playing cards or dealing with official duties. But no matter what they are doing, their eyes are straight in the same direction.

This hint is already very obvious, something must happen!

As a result, screams and beatings came from the background sound.

The camera walked up the stairs, up, to the second floor, scanning a group of uniformed policemen standing still, and finally stopped on the high-hanging "Criminal Buster" plaque.

Suddenly, a policeman flew from outside the screen, hit the plaque directly, smashed the word "evil", and fell heavily to the ground, making the fat inspector tremble subconsciously.

"Grass, such a smooth long shot! Is the opening so awesome?"

The first shot ended, and Yu Chaobei was shocked.

This is a typical long shot!

In less than a minute, I used a long lens to explain the location, characters, events, and the positional relationship between all the characters. The use of this long lens is perfect!

"This level... is already top-notch in China? No, even in the world, it can afford top-notch!"

As a professional film critic and a professional former screenwriter, Yu Chaobei can not just analyze the so-called "connotation" of the film casually and become a well-known film critic in a short period of time.

Yu Chaobei also knows well about the analysis of the lens and the picture.

And the long opening shot of "Kung Fu" is really awesome!

"No, even if this long shot is awesome? That's the credit of the director of Ren Qing! Isn't it normal for a director of Ren Qing to shoot such a level of long lens? Is there anything fuss about?"

When Yu Chaobei was surprised, he immediately realized that the finisher of this shot was Yi Qing! What's the matter with Zhang Yun?

——What he didn't know was that this long shot was actually made by Zhang Yun, who specifically asked any Qing to do it. The credit was really Zhang Yun's.

The long shot of Xing Ye's original "Kung Fu" is really amazing at the beginning. If it is replaced with a cut of several shots, it will fall behind. Therefore, Zhang Yun deliberately explained the specific arrangement of this shot to any Qing, and finally restored the effect that appeared.

Facts have proved that Zhang Yun's decision is extremely correct.

It is this opening that has already made the media people present shine, and the pen is gone!

"No matter how fancy the camera is, it's useless. You have to watch the plot."

In fact, Yu Chaobei had faintly noticed the power of "Kung Fu", but he still didn't want to admit it.

A work, the plot is awesome!

"Who else!!!"

Yu Chaobei was still writing his feelings on the tablet, and suddenly, a huge, sharp, very arrogant voice came into his ears.

Yu Chaobei was shocked.

He quickly raised his head and looked at the big screen.

"Such a beautiful woman, just because you spit on the ground, you got caught here.

"Is there a king law? Is there a law?

"Your chief has to give me the crocodile to save face, so why don't you know me?"

"go!"

"What are you looking at? Haven't seen such a handsome boss?"

...

On the screen, the old crocodile gang was very arrogant and swept the entire police station.

The opening is so arrogant, it should not be the final big BOSS, it is probably a small BOSS for the protagonist to practice.

Yu Chaobei thought silently.

However, the little BOSS was so cruel, and he dared to beat the police in the police station.

"In an era when black and evil forces are rampant, the crocodile gang is extremely powerful..."

Yu Chaobei thought while writing down his own speculation.

However, before he finished writing on the tablet, he suddenly heard the crocodile yelling to the old man, "I can't make movies in any business. There is no one in the cinema on Sunday... go back!"

go back?

Yu Chaobei hurriedly raised his head again, and then he saw the man in black pacing like a black cloud, and saw Brother Chen with his mouth full of teeth surrounded by countless people.

Axe Gang!

"Grass, someone so awesome at the beginning, isn't he even a little boss?"

Yu Chaobei looked at the hacked crocodile gang boss, looked at Chen Ge, who was holding an axe and dancing magical steps, and looked down at his unfinished copy.

Delete it directly and start over!

Yu Chaobei looked at the text describing the axe gang in the picture, and wrote a new speculation:

"BOSS is the axe gang!"