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"Hello everyone, here is the China Film Report, and I’m the host Miao Miao. In the expectation of everyone, the first movie of the New World "Kung Fu" will be held in the venue behind me in advance and film release. Although. "Kung Fu" has released three trailers, but until now it is difficult for us to get a glimpse of "Kung Fu". Next, the China Film Report will present you with first-hand news, so stay tuned!"

"Hello everyone, I’m Li Qian, a reporter from China Entertainment Weekly. As we all know, New World is a very famous TV drama production company in China. However, it is such a TV drama production company that will usher in the advance screening of their first movie today. We are fortunate enough to be invited to watch the movie. I don’t know what it will bring to us in the new world that has swept the invincible in the TV drama industry and set foot in the film industry for the first time. Is it a hearty visual feast, or an expectation What about the conservative experiment among them? I can’t wait..."

On January 27, at six o'clock in the evening, outside a certain cinema in the capital.

This place has been completely covered by New World, and China’s major media are flooded with it. Official non-official reporters, as well as well-known film critics from China, were invited to participate in the advance screening of "Kung Fu".

The screening of this one in advance is of vital importance to "Kung Fu" and to the new world.

As early as a month ago, "Kung Fu" had announced that it was set for this year's Spring Festival and began its external publicity. Needless to say, the lineup of the main creators, Ren Qing acts as the director, this has been guessed from Ren Qing’s Weibo before; Zhang Yun acts as the screenwriter, it is normal, the first movie in the new world must be their boss Zhang Yun !

As for the actors, the familiar Lin Xinyao is still acting as the heroine, and Chen Xuejing, who had cooperated with New World last time, will act as a villain this time, which is not big news.

Only one unexpected place is the candidate for the male lead.

No one thought that there were so many outstanding actors in the New World not to choose, but a comedian Zhong Yuan was chosen instead!

Why would a movie that dared to claim to be a "real Chinese special effects blockbuster" in publicity, would find a comedian to be the protagonist?

This kind of bull's lips are not right to the horse's mouth, even in the United States, it is impossible to happen!

——Have you seen any comedian running for president?

......Oh, it seems to be true, then it's okay.

In any case, when it comes to the main creative team, especially the choice of the male lead, the movie "Kung Fu" is a bit confusing.

Obviously it is a kung fu movie, why do you want to find a comedian?

But this is not the most confusing. What makes people confused the most is actually the propaganda of "Kung Fu".

"Kung Fu" has released three trailers so far.

Normally, as the release date approaches, the trailer must become more and more expectant. The first preview can be quickly edited to give people an initial impression. Then the other trailers are gradually advancing in terms of roles, plots, etc., to make people understand what the movie is about, and let everyone have a vague concept, so that people can be interested.

The trailer for "Kung Fu" basically doesn't have these things.

Netizens still don't know what kind of story "Kung Fu" tells, and even what the male protagonist is like, and what is the female protagonist's situation.

The most outrageous thing is that all three trailers were released. Chen Xuejing, who played the villain, didn't even show his face. There was only one line in the third trailer: "I just want to be killed by the two of you, or beaten to death." You two".

The lines sound domineering, but we want to see people!

People!

Pretending to be mysterious!

The early propaganda of "Kung Fu" gave people a sense of pretending to be mysterious. New World deliberately confuses netizens so that netizens can't figure out what level the movie is.

Generally speaking, there are only two movies that dare to do so.

One is that it is so bad that it needs to pretend to be mysterious to attract fans into the movie theater; the other is that they are very confident in their own quality and want to let the fans uncover this mystery.

-Netizens don't know whether the new world is the former or the latter. But what I have to say is that this kind of marketing of "Kung Fu" has indeed created a good degree of attention.

However, when everything comes to this day, the mystery is about to be solved.

After you click the screen in advance, you can generally know whether "Kung Fu" is bad or the quality is excellent!

"It's so mysterious, I think it's a super bad movie!"

Yu Chaobei pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, looked at the crowded scenes around, and said disdainfully.

Seeing this name, it is estimated that many people have forgotten it. Yu Chaobei was the small screenwriter who was "competitively employed" at Jialiang Film and Television and Zhang Yun, and was eventually defeated by Zhang Yun's "The Silent Truth".

Yu Chaobei is a pure money cultist, and generally speaking, people who fall into the eyes of money have no vision.

It's just like when he spread the rumors that Zhang Yun had "someone behind". This kind of operation is suspicious of self-determination. However, Yu Chaobei is certain that Zhang Yun is "no one behind" and that this matter will not have much impact. Second, he hopes to sell his script at a high price through this matter. Get out. Even if he was dismissed by some screenwriter colleagues, in the face of huge interests, Yu Chaobei still chose the former without hesitation.

It's just that his wishful thinking didn't work well, Zhang Yun's "Star Way" directly killed his script in a second, turning his rumor completely into a clown farce.

Since then, because of his reputation, Yu Chaobei wrote the script for a while, and found that there was no hope, so he withdrew from the ranks of screenwriters and became a film critic.

In the end, he was a professional screenwriter. From a screenwriter to a film critic, Yu Chaobei didn't have much effort and quickly gained enough fame.

He was able to come today because he has enough fame as a film critic, and New World actively invited him, hoping that after watching "Kung Fu", he can write a more positive film review for "Kung Fu"——Zhang The grievances between Yun and Yu Chaobei have passed for so long. The employees of New World didn't know it was normal, and even Zhang Yun forgot about it.

"Let me blow it up? Sorry, as long as I find a little hole in your movie, I have to shake it out for you!"

Although he was invited by New World to "tout the movie", Yu Chaobei obviously has his own views.

For Zhang Yun, that incident was just a drop in the ocean. But for Chaobei, it was a catastrophe, and it was not so easy to forget.

Money, of course, still has to be earned, but after watching the movie, it is not impossible to indulge in the connotation.

You can even call it a good name: Your movie has shortcomings. I will help you point it out to urge you to make progress. Is there any problem?

No problem at all!

"Enter the arena!"

Due to the careful consideration of the North, at 6:30 in the evening, the early screening and film conference of "Kung Fu" began to let the invitees in.

As the crowd entered the venue and found a seat with his name, Yu Chaobei sat down very calmly.

The lights gradually came on, and a burst of extremely high-spirited folk music sounded.

Under the cooperation of this music and lighting, the two characters "Kung Fu" appeared on the big screen in front of them, and a voice came out following them.

"Will I tell you the palm of the Tathagata too?"

Yu Chaobei's spirit was lifted.

The "Kung Fu" movie conference has officially begun!