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Except for the first photo of the test paper, the few remaining photos in Cheng Hao's phone are so weird and weird.

For example, this photo:

"Question: If you were the screenwriter of "Ghost Blowing Lantern", how would you design the "Ghost Blowing Lantern" script so that it can pass the review smoothly while ensuring the original context of the story?"

"Answer: If I were the screenwriter of "Ghost Blowing the Lantern"... I Barabara... If I can't pass the trial like this, I will pay for the Film and Television Administration!"

Good guy, this netizen talked a lot of nonsense. It may be that the more he wrote, the more he felt that he was nonsense. In the end, he simply sacrificed the official traditional arts "bribery" and wanted to buy through the Film and Television Administration and let "Ghost Blow the Lamp". Passed the trial.

Is this an official screenwriter for the test?

This is a jail trick for a day!

Another example:

"Question: Please explain the eight elements of the script, and briefly analyze the respective functions of the eight elements."

"Answer: I think that any elements and routines are useless. As screenwriters, we should find another way and write scripts that are creative enough. Therefore, I will not analyze!"

I! Do not! Minute! Analyze!

Good guys! Xia Yu is not as crazy as he is!

Does this man really want to find another way? This person probably has no basis in screenwriting at all. He doesn't even know what the eight elements are. The mobile phone is next to him, but he doesn't even bother Baidu!

If this kind of guy really becomes a screenwriter, it is purely to ruin the reputation of the screenwriting industry!

Except for these two test papers, the other test papers are not much better. They are basically ridiculously **** open the door-ridiculously home.

Some claimed to be well-known screenwriters who openly let New Era go through the back door; some knocked on a lot of gibberish, and finally came the sentence "I don’t believe you can watch it seriously"; others wrote hidden poems and scolded New Era’s company for ruining His screenwriter dreams...

Laugh to death.

Zhang Yun looked at one and laughed.

He couldn't laugh until the last one.

Because it's so disgusting!

The last one is:

"Question: Although there are countless passages in the story, the types of scripts are often divided into the following categories: monsters in the house, looking for holy objects, elves in bottles, troubled people, coming-of-age rites, love stories, mysteries, very Smart fools, etc. Please choose one of the eight types listed above and write a logically self-consistent and reasonable outline of the script."

"Answer: Choose ‘Mystery’.

"A few years ago, Jia carried a huge suitcase and walked into the train station. But because he refused to accept the inspection, Jia was arrested and found a female body in the suitcase. Because of this corpse, it was involved. It’s a dusty ten-year past..."

This answer is very long, very long. There is no garbled code, no perfunctory things, everything is ready for the beginning of the climax and the end.

but!

This story is too familiar!

Except for changing the gender and the means of transportation, it is completely plagiarized from "The Silent Truth" copied by Zhang Yun!

Zhang Yun's brazen plagiarism is because there is no "Silent Truth" in this world. Why is this netizen's brazen plagiarism?

Do you think the new era is all about robots approving papers?

That's all Zhang Yun's overtime pay of one thousand and one thousand, which was a manual review!

You just use this kind of brain and careless thing to fool the reviewers?

Only a ghost can pass the trial!

"It's really hard work for you." After Zhang Yun finished reading, he was silent for a long time before returning the phone to Cheng Hao, saying sorry.

"If you hadn't paid enough overtime, they wouldn't want to do it. Everyday, seeing this kind of mental rubbish, normal people can become neurotic." Cheng Hao shrugged and said.

"Although I am very sorry for the reviewers, in this way, those who can enter the website and become official screenwriters are young people who really love the screenwriting industry, don't they?" Zhang Yun comforted himself.

Cheng Hao thought for a while and nodded: "That's true. Now the quality of the scripts updated daily on our website is indeed much higher."

"This is our contribution to the Chinese screenwriting industry in the new era!" Zhang Yun said with a smile.

Regarding the funny test papers that he just saw, although Zhang Yun didn't expect this group of guys to be so excessive, he had some expectations in his heart, so it wasn't a surprise.

Because the topic after this revision is really a bit awkward. The composition of the whole test paper is probably short answers as the main answer, with choices as a supplement. There are only ten multiple-choice questions, each with only 2 points, and the remaining points must all be obtained from short-answer questions. Some of these simple questions are plot analysis of various film and television works, and some are basic theoretical knowledge of scripts. Anyone who is not serious enough or is vague about the screenwriter's related theories can only stare at the test paper.

The reason for this is to achieve the same as Guo Degang's stand-up comedy, even if this group of netizens want to Baidu, they will not find the answer!

-Multiple-choice questions can be answered online, but where are you looking for random short-answer questions?

Especially those that talk about personal feelings.

I have nowhere to copy it!

However, although this method reduces the possibility of cheating to a large extent, it does make the official screenwriting exam of the new era screenwriting website not like an online qualification exam, but more like a university teacher laying down. Thesis thesis.

It's not a composition of 800 words or a thousand words anymore, but an essay!

It is necessary to quote the classics, the kind with logic and ideas, can't use empty words!

Although the inevitable consequence of this form of examination is that there will be a variety of wonderful answers, which will make the examiners trapped in mental pollution, but in general, the advantages outweigh the disadvantages.

Zhang Yun feels that if a person who dreams of becoming a screenwriter can't even write a paper on screenwriting within the specified time, then he is not worthy to pursue this dream.

Those who chase dreams will always only be on the way to the goal instead of stopping to take a taxi on the side of the road.

Those who don't know the answer and just write casually, those who don't answer the questions at all, they don't deserve to be a screenwriter at all!

"After two days, "Chasing the Murder in the White Night" will be online, and I will be fine. I will find a time to go to the company and have a look at the company. How can I appease these employees who suffer mental torture every day." Zhang Yun still feels a little sorry, yes. Cheng Hao said.

Cheng Hao smiled, patted Zhang Yun on the shoulder, and said, “For a company, the boss’s concern may make employees feel bad, but what really motivates employees is salary. It doesn’t matter if you come or not. As long as the money is in place."

"...Teacher Cheng, you really don't give me face at all..." Zhang Yun was very speechless.

"Dingling! Jingling!"

The two chatted a few more words, and Zhang Yun's cell phone rang untimely.

Cheng Hao also ended the topic, turning around and leaving first.

Waved farewell to Cheng Hao, Zhang Yun took out his mobile phone and glanced at the caller ID.

It's a string of unfamiliar numbers.

And this number seems to be a landline number.

"I am such a busy person, shouldn't you come to harassing calls for real estate sales, insurance sales, etc.?"

Zhang Yun muttered and answered the phone.

"Hello, hello. The house is over, the insurance is over, my family has no children, and my family is not short of money or loans."

"...Are you free? Are you answering harassing calls every day?" A man's voice came over the phone.

Slightly frivolous, arrogant, and... less beaten.

Zhang Yun rolled his eyes and recalled the voice.

After a moment, he remembered.

In this arrogance, there is a faint beating sound...

It is the general manager of Guanghai Media, He Yubai!