My liver skills in the military camp

For example, how did these old guys get this anti-aircraft missile system?

How did you learn this operating system despite the average educational level of "elementary school graduates" per capita?

In the end, what kind of mental journey did I go through before I could "open my mind"? I chose to use this thing to hit the Eagle-chan family's own plane, press the Eagle-chan's face to the ground and slap it, and instantly show it to the whole world. Send a "fun feast"?

etc!

But reality never pays attention to logic!

Just the facts!

And the facts are now clearly in front of Jones.

There is no room for him not to accept it!

After a long silence, Jones picked up the phone with difficulty and spoke hoarsely.

"Sir, you should have heard everything."

"Now, what do we do?"

"Do you want to announce it truthfully?"

Jones was obviously carried away by the incident.

No need to ask this question!

Announced?

If it were announced, wouldn't they become clowns all over the world?

No matter how this missile got out, is it his missile?

Upon hearing this, the other end of the phone roared hysterically!

"You idiot!"

"How could he announce such a thing!"

"Do you want the whole world to see our jokes?"

He scolded Jones fiercely and vented his emotions.

Jones' commander gritted his teeth and said bravely!

"Just follow your previous news guide!"

"Whoever you hinted at earlier, tell me whose missile this missile belongs to!"

"Anyway, the people investigating the accident scene are ours!"

"The crashed plane is also ours!"

"The missile that brought down the plane belongs to us!"

"Everything belongs to us, so we can say whatever we want, why don't we just use our mouths?"

"Yes! Just announce it like this!"

"Anyway, we can never announce it truthfully!"

"Otherwise, you and I will both become the sinners of Great Beauty!"

Even if there is "irrefutable evidence", even if the facts are already in front of you.

Commander Jones still wants to escape reality and avoid responsibility!

When Jones heard this, after a brief hesitation, he gritted his teeth and agreed to the officer's order!

"yes!"

But in their eagerness to cover up the scandal, the two seemed to have forgotten some very fatal issues!

That was the crash site of the plane, and they were not the only ones who had been there!

What's more important is that although everything in this incident does belong to "their family".

But the users of the missiles have nothing to do with them!

He even had a bloody feud with them!

These two are enough to make Jones, and even the entire Eagle Sauce.

Become the biggest "clown" on the Blue Star!

One day later, Jones bit the bullet and released the news on time.

The content of the news, just like the previous discussion, threw a wave of dirty water.

But here's what surprised Jones.

After the news was released, the party that was slandered did not rush to respond.

On the contrary, which was very rare, he remained silent.

This move greatly contributed to Jones's sense of luck!

Is it possible?

Lucky hit?

Are they feeling guilty too?

That's why there has been no response?

After waiting for another long time, the news fermented more and more violently, but there was still no response announced!

Jones then ecstatically affirmed that "they" were indeed guilty!

"pretty!"

"very good!"

"Keep on this direction! Divert your attention!"

After making arrangements, Jones felt that this was still not enough, so he suddenly gave an ingenious order.

"Contact the base next door, I want to speak to their person in charge!"

"I will question them severely during the call!"

"Remember to call a reporter over. After the call is over, publish the contents of our call!"

"yes!"

There is an old saying that goes well.

The highest level of being a liar is to deceive oneself.

Obviously, Jones has now reached this state!

He had already regarded the illusion he had made up as fact, and even planned to question Webmaster Ye "without risking his life or death"!

But I have to say that Jones's move is still very vicious!

In order to avoid misjudgment, Lin Sila's various bases have their own contact methods and channels.

For example, after the F16 crashed, Webmaster Ye contacted Jones through such channels.

Similarly, Jones can of course also contact webmaster Ye in reverse.

Once during the call, if there is anything inappropriate in Webmaster Ye’s reply, Jones will catch it, amplify it, and exploit it!

In fact, the most appropriate response is to simply refuse to answer Jones' call.

It would be nice not to!

But Jones is not afraid of Webmaster Ye and will not answer the "phone."

If you didn't feel guilty, why did you choose to refuse the call?

This also helps Jones make a fuss!

All in all, Jones will continue to muddy the waters around this "phone call"!

But webmaster Ye already had "evidence" in hand, so how could he refuse to call?

"oh?"

"They want to talk to me?"

In the base, Station Commander Ye listened to Qin Yu's report and nodded with interest.

"interesting!"

Speaking of this, Webmaster Ye looked at Zhang Tao and showed a tacit smile!

"It seems like our neighbors are here to punish us!"

"Huh? Hahahaha!"

Seeing the "oldest" webmaster Ye, he smiled proudly as if his plan had succeeded.

Zhang Tao on the side finally couldn't bear it anymore and quickly urged Stationmaster Ye.

"Okay! Pick it up quickly!"

"I want to see what he will say!"

"He's so worried about me!"

“You don’t see many clowns these days!”

Listening to Zhang Tao's urging, Stationmaster Ye rolled his eyes at him impatiently!

No hurries!

This kind of fun is rare in a hundred years, why don’t you “enjoy it slowly?”

But speaking, Stationmaster Ye still smiled at Qin Yu and ordered.

"OK."

"Originally, I was thinking of letting the bullets continue flying for a while."

"Now our political commissar can't wait to see the joke! There's no need for it!"

"Then let's see, what do our neighbors have to say?"

"Hahaha!"

After a while, Stationmaster Ye held the microphone and said with a smile.

"Friend, why did you remember to call me?"

"Do you need humanitarian assistance?"

Jones: "???"

Stationmaster Ye's extremely enthusiastic words immediately made Jones feel uncomfortable!

He also thought that after the accident, the webmaster Ye took the initiative to call and asked if he needed help.

Jones hesitated for a moment, and his "conscience", which he usually didn't have, suddenly began to hurt.

This "Ye Fei" sounds like a warm-hearted and good man!

Is it really okay for me to cheat him like this?

But Jones only felt guilty for a moment, then he steeled himself and fiercely questioned Station Master Ye!

"Who is your friend!"

"Why would you do such a thing?"

"oh?"

Seeing that Jones had indeed taken the bait, Station Master Ye was overjoyed, but he still pretended to be confused.

"My friend, what are you talking about?"

"Why can't I understand?"

Seeing that Station Commander Ye was not "doing Tai Chi", Jones didn't want to talk nonsense with Station Commander Ye anymore, so he just said, "See you soon!"

"Don't you know the model of the surface-to-air missile that shot down our F16?"

"Why are you still pretending to be stupid?"

Listening to Jones's aggressive "questioning", Station Manager Ye suddenly felt funny and deliberately changed his tone to a sad tone.

"Friend, do you really want to talk about this?"

"For your sake, I really don't want to talk about this."

In Jones' eyes, Stationmaster Ye's words instantly turned into evidence of "a guilty conscience"!

Upon hearing this, Jones was overjoyed. While giving a look to the reporter beside him, he continued to ask stationmaster Ye.

"Why don't we talk about this?"

"Is it possible that this is a difficult topic for you to discuss?"

Speaking of this, Jones's face suddenly showed a "winner" smile.

When he asked this question, he thought that no matter how Webmaster Ye answered, or even didn't answer, he would fall into his "trap!"

But Jones, who was stupid and arrogant, didn't understand at all.

His little trick of "playing house" was in front of a nation that has been passed down for five thousand years.

Not worth talking about at all!

Not to mention that the person opposite him is the famous "Sixth Brother" among this nation!

Webmaster Ye!

Seeing that Jones was still asking endless questions, Webmaster Ye could only continue to speak "sadly"!

"Since you must talk about this."

"Then I have nothing bad to say."

"Friend, I am very sorry that this happened!"

Upon hearing this, Jones immediately gave reporters a desperate hint!

Did you write it down?

Pity? Why should he regret it?

As long as this sentence is published, it will immediately trigger a new round of public opinion!

The proud Jones thought that his plan had succeeded, and he was about to question the webmaster Ye severely. Fortunately, in the news, he established his glorious image of "serving the country and the people"!

I was shocked when I heard Station Master Ye tell the truth!

"After all, our own missiles shot down our own planes."

"Other than expressing regret for this kind of thing, I seem to have nothing to express."

"Are you right?"

"my friend?!"

Jones: "!!!"

"No! What are you talking about!"

I heard Webmaster Ye tell the truth in an understatement that he had tried so hard to hide.

Jones was obviously panicked and his tone became incoherent!

How did he know the truth?

No! impossible!

This "Ye Fei" is definitely deceiving me!

Yes, right there.

Seeing that Jones was still feeling lucky, Webmaster Ye was too lazy to continue this "cat playing with mouse" game with him, and instead spoke to Jones in a very pitiful tone.

"It seems like you haven't figured out the situation yet?"

"In that case, let's take a look at the news just released!"

"Compared to this, this is a mistake that can be recorded in the history of the world's military!"

"As a person involved in the accident, and as a witness, I express my deep sympathy to you!"

"At the same time, I want to thank you for the wonderful performances you put on over these two days."

"It helps me kill a lot of time during my boring overseas career!"

After saying that, Webmaster Ye hung up the phone neatly.