My Good Life

I was obsessed with the softness of the black skirt, one day Li Peipei couldn’t stand it anymore, and asked me: "Are you worthy of Li Zhaoyi?"

What she said really surprised me.

I finally looked away from the black dress on the wall: "What's the matter with Guan Li Zhao?"

She occupied my single sofa, shrank in the corner, holding the mangren who was sleeping as a dead dog, rubbing his hair and glanced at me: "What is the thousand-year-old zombie king, and what unbelievable love? , Su Xiaoxin, you are so kind."

"what?"

"Although I think it doesn't matter if a woman is more concerned, it's human nature..."

I rubbed my eyebrows: "I won't say how your theory is, it's a matter of fact, the only thing I like from start to finish is unbelievable love. Didn't I say it before, love at first sight."

Li Peiping lowered his lips and recognized me: "Well, although I am a little sympathetic to Li Zhaotong, but who makes him so cheap, he deserves it."

"So what's the matter with Li Zhaotong..."

Li was silent for a while. She grabbed Mangzi’s big tail and used his long hair to slap him on the face. She beat him for a long time and thought for a long time, until she woke up Li Mangzi, and she opened her mouth to bite. My own tail, so stupid that I started to play with my own tail, Li Peipei pushed it away and said to me:

"I really think Li Zhaodi likes you, don't you feel it?"

"……no feelings."

"You tell me the truth."

"Really, no feeling."

Li Peipei said, "Then you didn’t see that you were caught by the one named Wei Wuchang that day. I was under control at the time. Although I could not control my body, my mind was still sober. I saw that my hands were heavy. , Interrupted Xiao Shao Shao’s legs, and saw you hiding under the small hot pot table and calling Li Zhaotong. You didn’t know that just as your front foot was captured by Wei Wuchang, Li Zhaotong appeared on the roof with his mobile phone. There is no flash of the magic circle under your feet. You must know that we can only use the circle now in an emergency. The circle is like a report to the superior, and it is equivalent to your human fire truck, ambulance, police car, pull The alarm is sounded, and the road can be smooth regardless of the traffic rules.

"But you don’t use the array. It’s illegal to move such a long distance instantaneously. It’s like a speed limit of 40 city roads. Someone drove 200 yards retrogradely, and he could deduct his driver’s license if he was overspeeding. Then, maybe the position will be revoked."

I was stunned for a while, but I didn't expect that Li Zhuangdao would actually...

For the bag of small twists I gave him, really fight it! He is still a very promised vampire!

"Moreover, the look in Li Zhaotong's eyes at the time... I really haven't seen him look like that in a long time."

"What look?"

I don't know why, Li Peipei clearly used such a plain tone to describe the events at the time to me, but I felt as though I was listening to a suspenseful story, with fear. Li Peipei gave me an understated look: "Do you know, what kind of look is it when you want to kill someone?"

I don't know, I haven't seen it either. I don't need such emotions in my life.

"At the time, Li Zhaotong wanted to kill that zombie."

But when he came, Wei Wuchang and I were chatting very harmoniously...

I drank saliva. No answer.

Li accompanied him to leaned back, and grabbed Mangzi's Mao and played with it: "So I think he likes you, but he won't admit it..." She paused, "You won't admit it." "

I did not look at Li Peipei again, grabbed my tablet, stared at the computer, and drew a few simple strokes on the tablet: "Peipei, I am a very, very, very ordinary person."

I'm so ordinary, I don't think that non-human beings like Li Zhaotong who even wear glasses like gold will like me. Even if he stepped back 10,000 steps, even if the sun came out from the west, he would really like it, and there must be something unspeakable, terrible reason that cannot be told.

I am afraid that someone likes me too much, so I am afraid that Li Zhitong likes me, and I am also afraid to like such a dazzling...beautiful vampire.

And as for the unbelievable love...that's different, it's probably like idol worship and obsession, a proper unrequited love, and it's the kind that doesn't care about rewards.

"You are a very, very, very cute person. Look, I like you. In this building, many, many, many non-humans also like you." Li Peipei just finished her words, as if to confirm her words. There was a knock on the door outside.

"Xiaoxin Xiaoxin." The little wolf called out to me excitedly.

As soon as I opened the door, I saw his gleaming eyes, sweeping away the usual timidity and weakness, on the **** | inserting | a tail, I guess he can shake faster than Mangzi, "I got a job, recently I want to invite you to dinner, do you have time these few days?"

"Huh?" I was curious, "What kind of job did you find?"

"Oh! Eat!" Li Peipei was completely different from what I cared about, "What to eat?"

"Sing in a bar in Times Tianjie." Little Wolf was a little proud and a little shy. He scratched his head and smiled. "The boss said that I have a good voice and let me play the guitar and sing."

Li Peipei whistled like a gangster: "Then your boss has a bit heavy taste."

I glanced at her to stop her from learning from Li Zhizhuang's special behavior: "Don't you like drums?"

"When the drums are played, I can only sing rock and roll, but the boss doesn't want me to sing rock and roll. He has set the repertoire for me and will not sing original for the time being." When it comes to this, his interest is slightly lowered, "but it doesn't matter. , These things are coming slowly, I received a lot of deposit, and just paid the rent to the landlord..."

Li Peipei was panicked: "What? Are you out of the team of the Four Little Kings? Do I really want to bring the dead man Wei Wuchang?"

"What are your obsessions with the Four Heavenly Kings..." I murmured Li and accompanied him.

Nobody cares about me, Xiaolang continued: "It's not done. It's still two months away, and the remaining money is not enough to pay one month's rent. The landlord asked me to stay. I want to treat everyone to a good meal first. During this period, everyone has taken care of me a lot and given me a lot of food, and I also want to give back to everyone."

I said: "Actually not..."

"Good!" Li Peipei stood up and shouted, "Eat it!"

The little wolf also nodded excitedly: "Well! Eat it!"

Mangzi: "Wow!"

I︰"……"

I think that to tell these non-human beings to save some money in case of such a thing is simply playing the piano to the cow...

Forget it, let them squander it, anyway... They have been poor for so many years, and don't care if they will be poor in the future.

In the end, we decided to eat at a Japanese food store next to the bar where Little Wolf sings in Times Tianjie Street at six o’clock tomorrow night. Little Wolf basically knocked on the door of the tenants of the entire building, although only half of the people went there in the end. , But I am still very worried... The little wolf left over is not enough for this group of hungry wolves.

So I quietly took the bank card with me, just in case.

The next day, I rushed all day's drawings at home.

Before I set off, I finally completed the comic update that was delayed some time ago, and published the last picture amidst the expectations, calls and threats of readers.

In less than ten minutes after it was posted, some readers had read all the updates, and started to knock bowls in the comment area, asking me to add more.

The creation is like this. I drew for a whole day, adjusted the composition, processed the details, adjusted the lines, innovated the plot, scratched the ears and thought about the story, published it, and the fast-watching readers scanned the plot in minutes, and began to urge more urgently. .

This is a lot of pressure for me, who is very dull in creating the story, but it is also a very sweet time when I am urged to change it.

I flipped through the comment area and watched the readers’ cute snarling and wailing like birds waiting to be fed. I didn’t reply to every one, but I read every one carefully. I would feel dejected when I was scolded. I was especially proud when I was praised. When someone who sells cute is covered by cuteness, I will study it carefully when I see the discussion of the plot. When I know that someone else discusses my small bug or guesses the future trend of the plot, I will start to want to modify it and avoid it.

Storytelling is really a very interesting thing, and the Internet is really a very interesting thing.

Perhaps it is always difficult for people to escape the torment of loneliness engraved in their souls. At a certain moment, they always think that I am the only one in the vast world. Many people are looking for a way to resolve loneliness. Some people fail, some compromise, and some succeed.

For me, the way I found was to draw comics.

My lonely creation tells the story with confusion and hesitation, but at the moment I receive a comment, no matter what, I will know that it turns out that I am not the only one in this world who can see "me".

I seem to have a spiritual communication with people I have never met, and I seem to have seen a lot of things I can't see. There will be people in my story, where I hurt, laugh where I laugh, think where I think, and get lost where I am confused.

This feeling is so wonderful, it makes me feel not alone, and even makes me feel that I am valuable.

So this is probably the reason why I fell in love with my job and became obsessed with it.

I finished the first wave of "occupying the pit", "sofa", "presenting flowers" and "I don't care, although you only update and I haven't read it yet, but I know your update volume is not enough, so I still have to vigorously urge it. After the series of comments, I refreshed the interface by pressing F5 and saw the second wave of comments. This wave of comments generally had a lot of discussion about the plot, and then I found that I was swiped...

"My mother is jealous, this dishonest little fairy, please let the heroine get him two whips, let him kneel and admit that he loves the heroine is to indulge in the heroine and can't extricate himself! Waste time to talk about these few things. What the **** are you doing, hug, hug, kiss and roll the sheets!"

This comment was copied over a dozen in an instant...

And under the most original comments, there are +1, +2, +3, +10086, + ID number, and other permutations and combinations...

The most terrifying thing about the copy party and the platoon party is that they will create extremely regular and overwhelming pressure that even they themselves did not expect, so that a positive team will come head on towards me. If I don’t follow They will be kicked to death, trampled to death, trampled to death...

I wiped my sweat and silently closed the comment interface.

Yes... Storytelling will dispel my loneliness, and sometimes it does make me feel that my Internet world... is too noisy.

I checked the time, and there was still one hour to six o'clock. I was afraid of traffic jams in the evening peak, so I packed my bags and went out and asked Li to accompany him.

Knocked on the door to wake up Li Peipei, I called Xiaolang and Yu Meimei, and walked to the first floor together, just in time to see Wei Wuchang washing the clothes and putting the clothes rack on the flat ground to dry the clothes. It seems that this zombie king likes to hang clothes very much... I'm also easier to bump into him to dry clothes. He also hangs clothes in a military style. Every piece of clothes hangs neatly on the clothes rack, and there is no wrinkle. .

When he saw us going out, he nodded at me as a greeting.

I also nodded, and Li Peiyi snorted, but Xiaolang said at this moment: "This is the new tenant, right? You haven't had dinner yet. Yesterday, when I came downstairs to find the landlord, you I don’t seem to be here, do you want to go to dinner with us?"

Wei Wuchang opened his mouth. Before he could speak, Li Peipei raised his eyebrows: "Don't play with him!" Li Peipei said, "I tell you, this person is my enemy, except for Su Xiaoxin. Except for the traitor who has an attitude of eating inside and out, whoever dares to play with him, don't play with me."

The little wolf was stunned.

Yu Meimei and I looked at her and sneered. Yu Meimei ran her on: "Accompanying, you are not a three-year-old kid anymore, you are already seven years old, you can go to the first grade, don't you be so naive, okay?"

The **** was very dissatisfied, so she argued with Yu Meimei about her age.

I think I am making friends with a bunch of mentally retarded people.

I looked at the little wolf who was in a dilemma: "Leave her alone, she is so naive and not much different from her brother. You treat, you are the boss, and you can invite anyone you want."

The little wolf looked at Wei Wuchang again, and Wei Wuchang took the initiative to hold his hand and refused: "Your good intentions have been accepted by the heart, but you don't need to eat, so..."

"Oh, count you acquainted." Li Peipei heard this and temporarily escaped from the dispute with Meimei, and sneered at Wei Wuchang, "I don't want to sit at a table with Xiao Bailian for dinner, just a little bit."

I saw Wei Wuchang's fists clenched.

"So... go and see," he said.

"You!" Li Peipei looked shocked, "You!"

Wei Wuchang's face was upright and awe-inspiring, and he didn't even show off against the childish ghost: "Let's go."

I watched indifferently and recognized a truth, and sure enough... the naive virus is contagious. Even a thousand-year-old zombie can be poisoned to rejuvenate...

The group of five of us, noisy, stumbling, and occasionally moving our hands and fighting, finally came to the Japanese food shop, which was 15 minutes late.

Li Zhidi, who was wearing a suit and leather shoes at the entrance of the Japanese food store, was already waiting impatiently. Next to him was Yu Shao who was eating ice cream. It was okay for Yu Shao. When he saw us across the street, he waved his hands to say hello, causing a lot of surroundings. The little sisters and brothers passing by all praise him for his cuteness.

The bell on his foot met Wei Wuchang and began to jingle. After the meeting with Yu Shao, with the joy of bells, the atmosphere within this magical non-human team instantly eased a lot.

When we entered the Japanese food store, the waiter arranged us in the corner of the restaurant. She helped us put together a small table, four small tables for two, a total of eight positions, we started to choose by ourselves.

Li Zhaoyi sat down first. He sat at one end, and had no good expressions to the few of us who were late.

Then Yu Meimei and Xiaolang chose to sit at the two ends farthest away from him. Li Peipei was obviously unwilling to face Li Zhaotong for dinner. She sat diagonally across from Li Zhaotong, and Yu Shao instantly sat down beside her. Then Yu Shao greeted me: "Xiaoxin Xiaoxin, come and sit here, I want to be next to the beauties."

I couldn't slap Yu Shao in the face, so I sat down next to him. It happened that Li Zhaozhao was opposite me.

I took a look at Li Zhaotong, and my mind instantly drifted over what the readers said before I went out today, what little whiplash, what kiss hugs and sex, I started acting in my mind, and I felt more and more embarrassed facing Li Zhaotong. . But this time it is even more awkward to stand up and change positions. I sat there and didn't move. When I saw Wei Wuchang standing next to me, I wanted to find a topic, so I pointed to the position next to Li Zhaotong and said, "General, you sit down."

Li Zhaodi sat on one end, and Yu Meimei sat on the other end. Wei Wuchang could only sit in by asking one of them to stand up. He was very close to Li Zhaodi, but Li Zhaodi looked like he hadn’t heard, tilting his legs and holding his hands. The eyes behind the gold-rimmed glasses were indifferent.

The scene was silent for a moment, but Yu Shao resisted the low pressure and said, "Oh, you let us be the zombie king. It's not friendly at all."

"Passing from me, passing from me." Yu Meimei stood up quickly, Wei Wuchang went down the stairs and walked to Yu Meimei's side, crossed with her, and got inside.

So the current scene is even more embarrassing. The two cold-faced bosses opposite me, all have a face and do not speak.

Like a Shura field...

Yu Shao dangled his plastered leg and happily licked the ice cream: "Why don't you order, I'm hungry." As soon as he opened his mouth, the waiter next to him finally came over. I thought, if not for him A child's face opened, and I guess the waiter would not dare to come over and add tea to our table.

The waiter poured tea, Xiaolang ordered, and the atmosphere finally eased a little.

Little Wolf started to report: "Um...Thank you for showing your face. Everyone helped me a lot before. I have nothing to return. First, please have a meal, and I will go to the next one at ten o'clock after the meal. The bar sang, everyone can go and listen.

"I wanted to invite everyone in the building to come over today, but everything was difficult to come back so I didn't come. The old witch refused to participate in the group activities, so she didn't come either. The Lord Goddess was still sleeping and didn't come. Nothing else. I knew when I was home, so I didn't notify it. Today, there will be seven of us, and we will gather for dinner first."

The goddess that Xiaolang said lives on the second floor. So far, I haven’t seen her in person, or even know her name, because she has three hundred and sixty-five days a year and three hundred and sixty-four days. While sleeping, what kind of non-human species she is, it’s said that even Li Zhizun doesn’t know, but everyone knows one thing, that is--

With the goddess, our broken residential building has WIFI. And it's free.

The internet is fast! Watching movies and chasing dramas are never stuck! Transferring files and pictures is a matter of minutes! Download a large game in half an hour and get it done!

Every year, the day the goddess wakes up, she will deal with a bunch of chores, such as eating nearly ten kilograms of food, chatting with others, watching TV, going online, and paying Li Zhitong's rent for the next year.

Therefore, in Li Zun's mouth, the goddess is simply a model tenant, pays rent on time, never defaults, sleeps honestly, does not provoke any misfortune, and can make great contributions to residential buildings!

It is simply a "tenant of someone else's house".

But Lord Goddess is definitely not only called Lord Goddess because of this. She also has a very magical supernatural function, that is, on the day she wakes up, she will choose a person to satisfy one of his wishes, no matter what.

This wish will really come true!

I have heard that one year when Li accompanied her to make a wish to Lord Goddess, she wanted a big dog, so the next day after Lord Goddess fell asleep, she picked up the mangzi, abandoned purebred Alaska on the road! Her body is absolutely healthy, and she has never had any problems except for swallowing her eggs and whips to the hospital.

In another year, Little Wolf and Lord Goddess complained, saying that they liked drums, but they didn’t have the money to buy drums. So the next day, Little Wolf picked up a whole set of drums on the roadside, bought them and beat them until now. Haven't repaired it once, the quality is super!

And Yu Meimei picked up beautiful shell underwear, and the old witch got a free plastic surgery roll at the plastic surgery hospital on the way... etc.

It can be said that her existence is like a miracle.

It’s just that I’ve never heard of the Lord Goddess fulfilling Li Zhuan’s wishes, but who cares about Li Zhuan! He is not important!

Every year, the non-humans in the old apartment are expecting the Lord Goddess to wake up, including me, who only lived in this year. If I can, I must make a wish to Lord Goddess—please let me make three more wishes!

But the time for the Lord Goddess to wake up is not certain. There is no timing every year. Sometimes you wake up on the first day of the year, sometimes you have to wait until the middle of the year, sometimes even until the end of the year.

Everyone wanted to wake her up, but she was like a protected animal in the building. When everyone was coveting her, everyone started to protect her. She lives on the second floor. When there is nothing urgent, go up and down the second floor. The voices are very light.

My thoughts drifted away, and when I came back to my senses, I saw the little wolf holding up his cup without anyone answering him: "Well, let's use tea instead of wine."

In the end, Li Zhaoyi raised his glass to face.

So everyone raised their glasses.

The little wolf drank a cup of tea, not like celebrating, but as shocked.

I feel sorry for him. It’s not easy to find a job, and it’s even harder to invite a bunch of "monsters and ghosts" to eat. So I wanted to bring a rhythm and create a wave of atmosphere, but I didn’t think about how to do it, so I heard the corner. There was a soft "boom" inside. I thought something had fallen. I turned my head to look subconsciously. Suddenly I saw a dark gray creature wriggling on the sofa in the corner next to Yu Meimei...

mouse……

"Mouse!" I exclaimed, and almost bounced from the seat at that moment, the table shook, and the tea in Li Zhaozong who was sitting opposite me was shaken out.

The waiter next to me was also very commotional when I heard this shout, and they all stepped back and stared at the corner with a little horror.

The table in front of me, the guests who were supposed to |turbulent | were quite quiet. Li Zhaoming didn't even turn his head. He took a napkin to wipe someone spilled on the table. The others turned their heads and took a look, their expressions were calm.

The nearest Yu Meimei drank water as usual and asked me: "Do you want to kill?"

"Tip go outside and kill her, don't let her bluff and scream." Li Zhaotong said coldly.

"Okay." Yu Meimei didn't say anything. She stood up and grabbed the mouse with her bare hands. She was at the waiter and me, "Oh, my God! Ah! Yeah! Moving! Yeah!" Yu Meimei calmly and calmly said. The mouse was brought to the outside of the shop. I saw her smash the mouse to the ground through the floor-to-ceiling glass window. After observing it, I clapped my hands and came in.

"Where can I wash my hands?"

The waiter pointed her to the bathroom.

She walked in.

The waiters are like me, looking at her like a hero. At this time, the manager of the Japanese food store hurried over and comforted me: "I'm really sorry, the pipes upstairs in this mall are all connected. We are on the first floor again... I'm really sorry, everyone is shocked, I help You can change the table."

As soon as I was about to nod and say yes, Li Zhaozhun refused: "No, trouble."

The shop manager looked to the side, we were a table of people, but I stood up, and another calmly walked out of the bathroom. The little wolf was still comforting the shop manager: "It's okay, mice, normal."

The store manager is probably a little dazed, and he probably has never seen such a calm customer. So I said several times apologize to the only one who was scared, and turned to busy.

I sat down silently, their reaction...like being afraid of mice is a very strange thing...

"You people are too squeamish now. The sanitary conditions are so good, I'm used to it." Yu Shao shook his legs, and the bells on his feet were jingling. At this time, he looked mature, "Our age There is mouse **** in the bowl, you can continue to eat it if you pick it out and throw it away."

The little wolf also said, "In the place where we lived, we often heard the sound of mice running over the beams at night, and sometimes one or two fell on the face."

This topic seems to be very chatty, and Wei Wuchang also said: "It's okay. After the war, we cleaned the battlefield and buried the corpse. Mosquitoes and rats raged in the corpse. The prevention and control of malaria and rodents was a headache."

The more I talk about it, the heavier the taste, and I can't eat the dishes...

Yes... I'm really sorry... It's the hottest chicken in our contemporary human beings...

I silently grabbed the plums in the chazuke, but finally broke the atmosphere of embarrassment and silence. This mouse...deadly died!

"There is no such thing in the sea, but there are many others." When Yu Meimei spoke, a figure walked over to the side with a plate in her hand.

"Sorry, everyone is frightened. This is grilled shrimp with cheese. It's my apologize to you. I'm really sorry."

I looked up and saw that he was a handsome boy. Someone introduced him next to him: "This is our chef, who came here to apologize specially."

Such a young chef. He looks so beautiful, in the contrast of this bunch of non-humans, it is not inferior at all.

I was admiring his appearance. Suddenly, I heard the ping-pong noise of the dishes. Meimei stood up abruptly. Her protruding belly caused a lot of fat to sway the table. The little wolf opposite her quickly grabbed her with swift eyes.

Everyone looked at her weirdly, but she just stared at the chef and said after a long time: "Who are you?"

She asked this question very strangely.

The handsome chef turned his head to look at her. Because of the identity of the guest, he had a somewhat alienated and polite smile on his face. He tilted his head slightly to indicate that he did not understand Meimei's question.

Yu Meimei didn't explain anything, just stared at him directly.

I have never seen Chubby Meimei have such an expression.

Yesterday, accompanied me and asked me, have you ever seen the look in your eyes when you want to kill someone? I haven't seen it, but I saw it today.