My Goddess is a Cat

Tang An feels that in the eyes of Nanmao, the word "wife" is more a fertility tool, but Tang An doesn't think so. Tang An thinks that "wife" is a warm word. She will not only give birth to him, but also him. An indispensable part of life is a person who will hold her hand, and gradually hold her own hand, but still remember not to let go.

"Wife" should be a woman like a mother. Tang An will not find a wife for the sake of giving birth. This is a distant vocabulary for him. After all, he himself is just about to go to university. Getting married and having children comes to him. Said it is still very far away.

　　 But when he became the General of the Golden Teeth, he had to do a lot for the Southern Cat and prepare to conquer the earth and enslave all mankind, which is really distressing.

"We humans... just like me, men have the ability to have children until they are twelve or thirteen, fourteen or fifteen years old, and the same is true for women. Even if I marry ten wives, get married immediately, To give birth to a child, it will take one year to give birth to ten children, and it will take an average of fourteen years for these ten children to have children, which means that the third generation will be born after fifteen years, and ten more children will be added. … Do the math for yourself. Isn’t it inefficient to increase fighters by having children like this?” Tang An persuaded with all his heart, “Furthermore, this is just a theory. Generally speaking, the law stipulates that girls must be 20 years old. Being able to get married means that if you don't want to cause trouble, your efficiency is much lower."

Nan Mao raised his hands, counted his fingers, put them down and said in a leisurely manner: "This is not a problem. One mother can give birth to ten at a time. Ten mothers can give birth to a hundred. Yeah, this is just a human being... You can do a whale or something, and you can give birth to hundreds of thousands at a time. The whale spirit tribe is the overlord of the sea, but at least it belongs to the rule of the beast spirit empire in name. General, the whales must be very willing to breed with you."

　　 Tang An stared at Nan Mao in a daze. He couldn't laugh anymore. Nan Mao didn't seem to be joking with him, but objectively recounting some methods she thought was feasible.

　　 But **** a whale? That's what Ultraman would do...Has Ultraman ever done such a thing? But think about it, the whale that can be killed by General Golden Tooth must be a little monster, and it must be normal for Ultraman to dry the whale.

Tang An is not an Ultraman, nor is he a little monster, so he doesn’t know how to do whales. So Tang An took a deep breath and looked at the Southern Cat who looked at him with serious eyes, "My lord, you just came to our weird place. The strange world soon, you should first understand the basic information of our world and then make your plan to conquer the earth and enslave all mankind to help cats, dogs and dogs. At the same time, I will do my best to let you understand the armed forces of our world. , So that you can weigh each other’s strengths. The so-called knowing oneself, knowing the enemy and winning every battle, right?"

　　 Tang An believes that as long as Nanmao understands that no matter how powerful the flesh warrior is, it cannot resist the torrent of steel tanks, and the overlord whale cannot notify any waters, she will dispel the idea of ​​letting cats, dogs and dogs stand over and dominate mankind.

Nan Mao did not empathize to understand Tang An’s true thoughts now. In her opinion, it is natural for Tang An to consider her from her perspective, so Nan Mao nodded, "What you said makes sense. For the time being, you don’t need to develop our power. At this stage, it is more important to hide and hide our power.”

　　 Tang An breathed a sigh of relief again and touched the sweat on his forehead. At least for now, it seems that Nan Mao will not give him weird orders.

　　 Then Tang An stared, why did he take Nanmao as his boss in such a natural way? No matter how you look at her, she is just a teenage girl. According to reason, she should be suppressed from the intelligence quotient, and fooled with her from the emotional intelligence...

Nan Mao glanced over, eyes flashing, Tang An took a step back, dispelling the idea of ​​suppressing and fooling Nan Mao... After all, it is an alien creature, and it is the key figure in solving his current big troubles, so he still cooperates. Her.

"You must not be able to easily reveal your strength, it is easy to cause some unnecessary trouble." Nan Mao thought for a while, then said: "Now the unstable state of your transformation has been resolved, you should know that if you are in You exposed your abilities in front of your former people. This is not only a devastating disaster for me, but also for you."

Tang Anshen nodded in agreement. If the thing about becoming a dog is made public, then he will become popular all over the world in a very short time... However, this is of no use. He will not become a superhero, but will only be arrested. Research, almost all people with abilities think so.

Of course, those who have no abilities will confidently claim and prove their various abilities in front of the world, because scientific research institutions have no interest in them, they will not be in danger of being researched and imprisoned, no matter how hard they perform It will only be treated as a joke.

　　 If this kind of ability of one's own is also regarded as a supernatural ability, isn't it boring? This kind of ability is actually a dog, although it can barely be regarded as one of the seventy-two changes of Monkey King, what use is it!

　　 "I don't plan to change... but what use is this ability to change into a dog?" Tang An thought for a long time, if it wasn't used for some crooked ways, this kind of transformation was basically useless.

　　 "Dogs run faster than cats." Nan Mao took the trouble to answer Tang An's doubts. As the pioneer of his invasion of the earth world, his treatment would naturally be different. Nan Mao has more patience to communicate with him.

Tang An is not named, so ~www.readwn.com~ He found that Nanmao's way of speaking is a bit self-righteous. When she asks a question, she will concisely and think that the other party can understand and give the introductory words without comprehension. s answer.

　　 "When we need to travel far, I can ride you away." Nan Mao raised his hand, beckoned, and signaled Tang An to squat down.

"What kind of purpose is this?" Tang An shouted, squatting down, wondering what Nan Mao was going to do next. What was depressing was that he did not expect that he would have to assume the responsibility of being a mount, the Golden Tooth general of the Beast Spirit Empire. What kind of general is he?

　　 Nanmao's hand was still raised, and then fell down after Tang An squatted down, patted it lightly, and then touched the top of Tang An's head.

　　 actually had a very comfortable feeling, but Tang An immediately stood up angrily, "Even if I am a Canine, I am not a real dog!"

　　 "A dog is a dog."

　　 "You are a cat!"

"I am a cat."

"I...I'm not a dog!" Tang settled down, and then found to his frustration that in Nan Mao's eyes, he was a dog. This had nothing to do with insulting people. That was what she thought. People are powerless to refute.

"If you really don't want to abandon your identity as a pure-bred human that you can't miss, then you should be a good man when you are a human, and a good dog when you are a dog, do you understand?" To say.

　　 When you are a human being, you should be a good man, and when you are a dog, you should be a good dog... How come this sentence is so full of philosophy of life?