My Girlfriend is the Cutest in the World

Su Lin got up too early today and slept too late last night. He went back to the dormitory, took a shower, and laid down to play with his phone. The sound of the conversation in the dormitory intermittently entered his ears.

　　The boss was going to see his old classmates in the neighboring city this weekend. Second brother lived here and was planning to go home. This afternoon, they were in the dorm casually chatting as they packed their bags.

(T/N here bc I’m too lazy to add as a note: Lao da became boss and lao er became second brother because so much pinyin was looking ugly.)

　　Qin Fang didn’t go back to B City and had no other place to stay. This weekend, he wanted to honestly stay in the dorm, following Su Lin into the battlefield to eat more chicken dinners.

　　“Wait, if you’re going home for the weekend and also skipping class Monday, don’t you have to get the interviews for the department scholarships?”

　　Boss was in the student union’s news department. The school had already handed out all the scholarships this week and basically everyone in the department had to be responsible for one or two interviews.

　　He remembered the task his supervisor had given and suddenly wilted: “I do…. If I don’t hand over the videos Monday, my supervisor will kill me…. Later, I’ll ask those two if they have time to help me interview. “

　　Qin Fang was in the middle of a game. Hearing this, he could still distractedly refuse: “No time! Don’t ask!”

　　Boss: “……”

　　The boss was unwilling to give up: “Fang’er, the person I’m responsible for is a cute girl.”

　　Qin Fang was unmoved.

　　Boss: “The really cute type. I added her WeChat, look at her photos. If she’s not good-looking, I’ll chop my head off.”

　　Qin Fang hesitated for a moment. He held his phone, playing as he walked to the boss, “Show me two photos. If she’s good-looking, I’ll help you.”

　　“Wait.”

　　After saying that, the boss took out his phone, fiddled with it for a short period of time, and handed it towards Qin Fang: “Look.”

　　Qin Fang put aside three seconds to quickly sweep a glance.

　　This look gave him a shock, “Holy shit!”

　　The boss was also startled by his suddenly raised voice, “What are you doing, you!”

　　Qin Fang had just moved too much. He made an error in game and became a box1.

　　He closed the game and went over to take a closer look.

　　“Isn’t this the little sister who plays the fucking harmonica!”

　　The boss was confused: “…… What the fuck are you talking about? What harmonica little sister?”

　　“The-“

　　Qin Fang was about to explain to him about the music club audition that day, when he heard Young Master Su, who hadn’t moved this whole time, suddenly speak up: “Who?”

　　“……”

　　No one answered. He sat up and asked again, “Who did you guys just say?”

　　The boss looked at Su Lin, whose hair was messy but his eyes were clear and looking this way.

　　Although he was baffled, he still repeated it again.

　　After hearing it, Su Lin lifted his blanket and got out of bed, rubbing his hair as he walked over to the boss and Qin Fang to take a glance.

　　On the boss’s phone screen….

　　Was his little tablemate from French class.

　　Just now, he was completely fast asleep when he suddenly heard Qin Fang talking about something something harmonica.

　　This word instantly sobered him up.

　　He didn’t think…. it really was.

　　He was a little annoyed in his heart and ruffled his hair even harder. His voice was muffled when he talked.

　　“I’ll help you interview.”

　　The boss, second brother, Qin Fang: “……”

　　“Bro, you woke up?”

　　“Were you fucking possessed by a ghost?”

　　“Holy crap, you’re truly generous and kind!” Only the boss did not show any doubt. He didn’t care what Su Lin was doing. As long as Su Lin was willing to go, whatever he was doing, go for it!

　　The boss directly hooked an arm over him: “Come, come, I’ll give you the little sister’s contact information. I’ll inform her in a moment, and you can add her.”

　　“No need.”

　　“…… Ah?”

　　“You can just give it to me directly.”

　　“That’s fine, too….” The boss unlocked his phone, “I’ll send it to you on WeChat.”

　　After Su Lin received it, he did not add her immediately.

　　He pursed his lips, and suddenly brought up another topic: “You know that a game was recently released that’s more fun than eating chicken dinners?”

　　“?!”

　　The boss was no less enthusiastic about eating chicken dinners than Qin Fang. As soon as he heard this, his eyes immediately shone: “What’s it, what’s it? Hurry up and say ah!”

　　“Give me your phone, I’ll download it for you,” Su Lin acted quite understanding: “Aren’t your bags still not packed?”

　　The boss felt that Su Lin was simply an angel today.

　　He happily unlocked the phone and handed it to Su Lin, “Lin ge is awesome.”

　　Second brother also joined in the fun and put his phone on Su Lin’s bed: “Lin ge is awesome.”

　　Qin Fang also followed their example: “Ling ge is awesome! What game is it, hurry and give it to your fellow brothers!”

　　Although Su Lin’s mouth was poisonous and his words mean, the possibility of a new game was still very convincing.

　　The most critical point was there hadn’t been any word about any big companies having released a new game recently, so they were especially curious about what game it would be in the end.

　　Su Lin looked at the three phones and was silent for a moment.

　　He didn’t say anything, grabbed the boss’s phone, went on WeChat, and searched for a WeChat username.

　　It was a person whose nickname was “Deer OO”.

　　This meant…. deer round round? 2

　　He stared and stared and couldn’t help but his lips from curving up.

　　Then without hesitation, he clicked delete contact.

　　Do you want to delete contact?

　　Yes.

　　After doing so, his heart suddenly felt a lot more comfortable.

　　Su Lin got up and returned the three phones to them one by one.

　　“…… It downloaded so quickly?”

　　“Eh?” Qin Fang looked again and again at his home screen, “I don’t have a new game, what game did you download Lin ge?”

　　“……”

　　How would he know what fucking game?

　　He only said so to ask for the boss’s phone, but it resulted in those two dummies with brain deficiencies also following to get in on the action.

　　The boss happened to finish packing. He checked his phone that also didn’t gain a single new app.

　　He was dumbfounded: “Where’s the promised game? The one more fun than eating chicken dinners?”

　　The more Qin Fang thought about it, the more he thought there was a problem: ” Lin ge, you weren’t just groundlessly spouting nonsense, right? When was there a new game that’s more fun than eating chicken dinners? How come I’ve never heard of it?”

　　“There really is.” Su Lin said.

　　They were expectant: “So what is it? Why don’t you quickly fucking tell us!”

　　Su Lin narrowed his eyes. He slowly and unhurriedly spit out two words.

　　— “Eat shit.”

The author has something to say.

Young Master Su: You still want to keep my Yuan Yuan’s fucking WeChat?

Young Master Su: Dream on.

#How can my idiot3 roommate be so idiotic#

# What ‘doesn’t go to the library except reviewing for finals’, I’m going to print my elective course’s PowerPoints now #

#Oh, it’s that damn love #

The poor boss still hasn’t found his cute little girl….

Already getting provoked _(:з」∠)_

It’s ironic to me that I’ve typed out the f-word (and other cuss words) more times in this singular chapter part than I’ve ever said or typed in my life. I don’t even like using damn because I find it harsh. Anyway, I found it apt to include this meme I made (ofc, cred to my idols @ tilsummerends TL, they’re the meme queens)

Translator ramblings: As of today, I had my second driving lesson and I literally, not joking with you, was two inches away from running into a parked car. And it wasn’t even towards the beginning of the drive when I could say that I somewhat unused to driving. Nope, I had already driven for an hour and a half and was turning into my street to end the lesson when I almost hit my freaking neighbor’s car. I could handle going 45 mph on busy streets but a simple right turn on a residential street? Out of the question. My instructor had to reach over and yank the wheel away bc I was that close. I think I scarred the poor man. He’s prob punching the air right now thinking we still have three more hours of driving together. The only consolation was that my neighbors weren’t out in their front yard like they normally were or else my embarrassment would’ve gone through the roof. Anyway, all my MGCW readers get this exclusive (i’m sure you all were dying to know) information about my life because though I love TMBM, the mood is too serious for my mess of a life & I’ve already unloaded enough on DC.

1 You become a box in PUBG after you die and people can loot your box for your items. I myself am very familiar with the becoming-a-box process :)

2 Lu Yuanyuan’s name is basically Deer Park/Garden (very nature-y!). Chinese has a lot of similar sounding words and round/circular is also pronounced yuan. Her WeChat username is basically a play on words.

3 Sand sculpture: originally was a homophone for a man’s yknow but it grew to mean someone funny slash stupidity. I used idiot which I think covers both. I like how I also footnote author’s notes LOL