My Girlfriend is the Cutest in the World

 Qin Fang was inwardly cursing furiously. Watching their roll call, he calculated whether he should slip away to the back door now.

    His phone vibrated.

    It was a post on the forum. Whenever the people he followed posted, his phone would have a notification.

    The title… was so damn attractive that he forgot he was planning to sneak away.

    [Subject] #Fuck ah! I know the name of the person Su Lin likes!!! #

    Qin Fang was so excited.

    He wiped his sweaty hands on his pants and tapped the post with slightly shaking fingers.

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    1L [owner]: sisters ah! Crap, I’m really going crazy! All I did was forget to bring my room card today! What did I do wrong to eat such a big bowl of dog food!

    This owner had simply forgotten my room card, but also left my phone in the dorm (okay, I know I’m stupid, you guys listen to me go on). So I went to the first floor to find the supervisor to register my name and ask her to open the door for me.

    Unexpectedly, I saw a guy standing outside the supervisor’s window.

    A guy with a great fucking body, wearing a white shirt and black pants and white shoes, with a handsome side profile.

    It was just a little familiar.

    And then after getting closer, I found— wasn’t this the recently head over heels in love and on fire1 Su Lin!!! This owner’s heart was very excited but did not show it! Then this owner quickly lined up behind Su Lin, wanting to hear what he was saying.

    I first heard the supervisor say: Sorry ah classmate, the other person on shift isn’t here, so I can’t leave my post right now. Did you want to find someone else to help you… Oh, isn’t there a girl behind you? Ask her.

    Hm? Behind him?

    Me?

    Then the person in front of me turned around.

    This was the first time I’d seen this big star so close up! Really! So! Good-looking! Yes! Really so handsome ahh!!!

    This owner, still calm and collected (at least, I thought I was), watched him open his mouth to say to me: Hello, classmate. Can I bother you to help me give these things to Lu Yuanyuan in Dormitory 403? She has a stomachache but her roommates aren’t here.

    Me: Ah?

    He (his expression a bit anxious) repeated his words.

    Me (like a fool): Ah, okay, okay, okay, no problem. What’s her name?

    He (still very anxious): Lu Yuanyuan. She should be the only one in her dorm. She is about this high (he indicated her height). The small, especially cute, really good-looking one is her.

    [His eyes were fucking glowing when he was complimenting his girlfriend]

    Me:…?

    Why the special emphasis on especially cute and really good looking, hm :)

    He (handing me the stuff): Thank you.

    I took it, muddled-headedly turning around to take the elevator up.

    When I got to the fourth floor, I felt that the thing in my hand was a little hot and looked down.

    A bag of medicine. There was nothing wrong with this.

    And…

    A light pink hot water bottle???

    I knocked on the door of 403, and gave the things to the girl Su Shuai was talking about [cute and incomparably good looking]. When I went downstairs again, he still hadn’t left.

    He asked me: How is she?

    Me: Other than not looking too well, she looks fine.

    He asked again: Really?

    I nodded my head: Really.

    After thinking about it, I added: Your girlfriend is so cute.

    He didn’t speak again, as if he was frozen, yet didn’t leave, but stood by the door.

    I didn’t have the nerve to talk to him again, and with my phone on my mind, I turned my head to explain my situation to the supervisor.

    I was filling out the form.

    Then he suddenly called me: Classmate.

    Me: Hmm?

    He was serious: She isn’t my girlfriend yet.

    Me:… Hmmmm?

    Here came the key point!!!

    Then, suddenly his! His expression became super unnatural! I saw with my sharp eyes that his ears were red! He said!!!!

    He said: But I’m chasing her.

   …!!!

   … !!!!!

    I’m back in my own dorm now and the first thing I wanted to do when I got my phone was to come and post.

    I don’t know if I typed for ten or over twenty minutes.

    My mind is full of his sentence [I’m chasing her].

    Too damn willful!!!

    His smile! wtf, super Su super spoiling!

    Heaven owes me a Su Lin ah, wahwahwahwahwah crying so hard I’ve caused a flood!!!

    Alas. Wipe away the tears, and give two last words.

    I don’t know if the heavenly-favored little sister browses the forum or not and can see this post. If you can see this, the old senior sister is experienced in life and has just one damn word for you.

    To meet such a man.

    Just hurry up and get married AHHHHH!!!

    I declare that I am henceforth the head of your marriage reminder group!!!

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    “………”

    What, the, fuck???

    Qin Fang’s jaw dropped to the table in shock.

    He fumbled to take a screenshot. Before he could exit the posting, the surroundings suddenly fell silent.

    Qin Fang looked up.

    “This student,” he looked at the middle-aged man who suddenly appeared beside him, the lenses of this mans’ glasses reflecting: “Here to sit in?”

    Qin Fang hesitated and nodded his head.

    “Oh?” The man smiled—or rather, stiffly pulled his lips.

    He pushed up his glasses, waved the teaching pointer in his hand, and knocked on Qin Fang’s desk, “You’re the first to sit in on my class this semester.”

    “……”

    “I’m a little curious. You get up and tell the reason.”

    Qin Fang: “………”

    What the heck?

    Could he say that he came to catch his roommate’s adultery?

    The result was that his roommate not only didn’t come, but also chased to the girls’ dormitory to fall in love, and then he was inexplicably praised from head to toe?

   …… It was not his day.