My Girlfriend is the Cutest in the World

    [C University’s Forum – Gossip Group]

    [Hot] [Popular] [Topic] # To all the girls who are obsessed with Su Lin! Click on this! Watch this video! You will regret it! #

    1L [owner]:

   ….

    He looked at the time it was posted. It was just over a day ago, and [Hot] and [Popular] had already been added by the forum administrator.

    Within a few minutes, after watching the video, his ears were filled with Qin Fang’s non-stop laughter. He propped his forehead with one hand and used the mouse to scroll through the comments with the other.

    3L [PeanutGallery]: Haven’t watched it, but I’m taking a spot first.

   ….

    12L[WTF]: Fuck, oh this is irrefutable proof of love, okay! That said, I heard the owner say that this was the first time she saw Su Lin in person. It reminded me of freshman year when our department girls went crazy liking him. No matter what class people were in, they left to find him. After class, they were even more sticky. To the point that Su Lin, with the exception of class, stopped going out, and became the recluse that he is now. I think it’s because of this that you haven’t seen him.

    13L [Hehe]: Recluse 23333331 I’m dying

    14L [PinkWithLaughter]: Recluse, what the hell! But is this the reason for Su Shuai’s straight guy aesthetic? Hahahahaha! This pink, I also don’t know whether it’s a lighting problem or a camera problem, but I really feel like it’s glowing?? Am I blind??

    15L [ThatSoundsRight]: Feel that it’s glowing +100862

    He hadn’t scrolled down when Qin Fang’s hand grabbed the mouse, “I’ll show you the important parts. Don’t look at these.”

    He scrolled down a few times, and the cursor stopped at a place, “Start reading from here.”

    48L [Cocoa]: Wow, giving off bubbles3. I’ve been silent about something. Once, my friends and I were in the library lounge waiting for someone. There was a girl sitting in front of us. Su Lin came in through the library door and made a beeline for the girl. Us, a few dumbasses, stupidly thought he was coming to us.

    49L [NotDaringToBreathe]: Upstairs4??? Where’s the follow-up?

    50L [HurryUP]: 48th floor, I’ll send a blade your way if you stop writing oh:)

   ….

    60L [Cocoa]: Hahahaha, everyone is so enthusiastic. I came back to continue. Afterward, my friend was a big love-struck fool and screamed a little loudly. Su Lin, standing next to the girl in front of us, seemed to have heard, and shot a glance at us. Those cold eyes, holy shit. However, the point is ahh! After glancing at us, he turned his face and asked the girl in front of us, do you want to change places! That tone and expression! That soft expression! It was as different as day to night from his look at us! He meant that he thought we were too noisy!!

    61L [Cocoa]: Tell me, guys!!! Isn’t this girl the Chosen One for the pink seat!!!

   ….

    Qin Fang’s stomach was aching. He took a look at Su Lin who had an expression like he’d eaten something bad, and he knew he was done looking.

    “Hey, Brother Lin,” Qin Fang felt that his excited voice was a little shaky, “We’ve been brothers for so many years. You’ve been enlightened, even I couldn’t tell.”

    “……”

    “Brother Lin!!!” Qin Fang howled heartbreakingly: “You’ve evoked my gossipy spirit! Tell me who the Chosen One is!”

    Su Lin’s temples began to throb non-stop a second ago. He massaged hard, looked at Qin Fang’s pair of shiny eyes, and said: “Scram.”

    “Pfft-” Qin Fang no longer cared about what he said, “It’s okay if you don’t tell me. Brother Lin, that color is really bright. I’m really convinced hahahaha!”

    “……”

    Su Lin really couldn’t help it and aimed a kick at him.

    Yesterday, after the bike seat was installed, Su Lin realized that he’d  forgotten the most important thing.

    The bike keys that had been lost for a month.

    But at that point, it was already past the school office hours, so he wanted to go back today.

    Leaving the dormitory building, relying on his memory, he found the teaching building where the lost and found was at. Conveniently, he cursed the whole way in his heart.

    What’s wrong with pink?

    Girls, especially little girls like her, don’t they all like pink? She even wore pink today?

    And, a straight guy fucking aesthetic?

    Heh.

    Garbage netizens.

    When he arrived at the place and took the elevator to the fifth floor, he saw the [Lost and Found] office sign and went in. Only one person was inside.

    Su Lin said the date of the loss as well as the item, and actually found the bike keys quickly.

    “Excuse me, can you see who picked it up for me?” Su Lin hooked his lips and tried to control his line of sight to be less menacing.

    “……”

    The girl sitting at the lost and found stilled for a moment, then lowered her head and blushed a little, “Yes, we have records…. Classmate, wait a moment.”

    Su Lin nodded nicely, “Mm.”

    The fingers by his side of his body were drumming.

    He would, finally, find out.

    Who was it that picked up his keys and indirectly made him fail his course?

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1 2333 (however many 3’s) just means laughter. Like ‘lol’ and the 3=o. 

2 10086 is a commonly used phone number and +number is used to show agreement. +10086 became an online term that means like ‘yeah, i AGREE w this’.

3 I believe this is something like pink bubbles being given off during cutesy scenes.

4 In a forum, they use wording related to a building. I kinda changed some terms to more well-known American ones but basically, the numbers 1L, 15L, 48L are kinda like 1st floor, 15th floor, 48th floor etc. L is short for lou which means floor/story. Upstairs means the person who posted before them.