My Girlfriend is the Cutest in the World

On Friday, in addition to their elective class, there was also a general course.

　　After French, Lu Yuanyuan proceeded to run to the next building, taking fifteen minutes to reach the classroom. She once again depended on Big Waves and Cool Brother to accurately find the class.

　　This course was the only course where all four people in the dorm were together.

　　Lu Yuanyuan walked over and patted Lin Xi’s shoulder, “Xixi.”

　　And also greeted Cool Brother.

　　The nickname “Cool Brother” was given by Lin Xi.

　　Cool Brother was called Mo Qing, a very much wise and literary name. However, whether it was her hairstyle, height, or personality, all had a great impact on Lu Yuanyuan. She was the coolest girl she’d ever seen.

　　Not long after, Wang Yihan also arrived in a hurry.

　　She sat next to Cool Brother, wearing a hat backwards on her head, and her head of colorfully dyed hair was not so blatant.

　　There were still ten minutes before class.

　　“Hey,” Wang Yihan turned her head to talk to them, “Didn’t you two sign up for the music club? The club I signed up for has finished auditions. You guys still haven’t finished?”

　　Lin Xi shook her head, “Nope. It’s soon though. After this weekend, second rounds of auditions are next Tuesday.”

　　Lu Yuanyuan hadn’t heard a single word about Wang Yihan joining a club. She curiously asked: “Caicai1, what club did you apply for?”

　　Because of Wang Yihan’s hair, everyone in the dorm called her Caicai.

　　“Me?” Wang Yihan grinned happily, “The taekwondo club.”

　　“……”

　　“Tsk. Fight fight fight to beat up thieves.” She added.

　　Lu Yuanyuan gulped, “You’re so skinny….”

　　“I’m naturally skinny, Yuan’er.”

　　“……”

　　“For example, being tall is also a natural—hahaha, don’t get mad, don’t get mad! Be good, I was wrong.”

　　“Let’s not talk about this,” Lin Xi waited for the two of them to finish messing around, shut off her phone, and asked Wang Yihan with a devilish smile, “You stayed out all night yesterday…. What kind of fun were you up to?”

　　“……”

　　Wang Yihan’s smile stiffened.

　　The image of last night’s events flashed in her mind.

　　It was indeed too “fun”….

　　Her expression returned to its original state in a flash, “…… The club that I always go to. Let’s stop talking about this. Even if I say it, you three good girls wouldn’t even know it.”

　　She didn’t want to be seen through and changed the subject, “For the music club, are you two going to be singing or playing some kind of instrument?”

　　“I play the guzheng.” Lin Xi said.

　　“What about you, Yuan’er?”

　　Lu Yuanyuan blinked, “I play the harmonica.”

　　“???”

　　This time, even Cool Brother looked back.

　　The three of them stared at her together in amazement.

　　Lu Yuanyuan looked at the three in unison and was a little confused: “…. What’s wrong?”

　　“Um….” Lin Xi was the first to speak up, “They let you pass the first audition?”

　　“Yeah.”

　　“……”

　　“…… What the hell, our school’s music club recruits the harmonica???”

　　Lin Xi quickly took out her phone to look at the forum. She scrolled to the music club recruiting post, and looked at the prerequisites.

　　She read out: “…… For musical instruments, all students who can play the following can apply: piano, electronic keyboard, guitar….”

　　Until she finished reading, there was no harmonica.

　　Lu Yuanyuan was also dumbfounded: “I don’t know…. After the senior asked about my instrument that day, he went to make a phone call, and then came back to tell me I passed….”

　　“……”

　　Wang Yihan listened, then frowned: “That senior…. Didn’t open the back door for you, did he?”

　　Lu Yuanyuan more shocked: “I don’t even know that senior! That’s impossible.”

　　“……”

　　Wang Yihan and Lin Xi stared at her with a meaningful look.

　　Immediately afterwards, the two of them launched a series of dialogues.

　　“Absolutely.”

　　“That’s right.”

　　“Damn, I don’t know if the person interviewing is the president or something, but they abused their power to pick up girls?”

　　“It should be the president….”

　　“Then let me know when you guys go. Laozi2 wants to see who’s chasing our Yuan’er….”

　　Lu Yuanyuan: “……”

　　She thought about the senior she had met at the last interview. He was pale and clean-looking. He had also given her a beaming smile, and his personality also seemed especially good-natured.

　　Immediately feeling a little sorry for that senior, she poked Wang Yihan: “Caicai, don’t go…. I didn’t read their registration requirements. If harmonicas doesn’t count, I’ll change clubs.”

　　“How can that be!” Wang Yihan smiled happily, “It just so happens that I have nothing to do Tuesday night. I’ll go have some fun.”

　　“……”

　　Wang Yihan promised: “Don’t worry, I definitely won’t hit anyone.”

　　But excitement was written all over her face.

　　Lu Yuanyuan: “……”

　　Don’t say that with that look on your face….

　　—

　　On the weekend, both Lu Yuanyuan and Lin Xi received the notice of the second round of auditions from the music club.

　　On Tuesday night, Cool Brother had something else to do, so Lu Yuanyuan and the two remaining people in the dorm had dinner in the dining hall then the three of them went to the music club’s second round of auditions together.

　　This round of auditions was different from the first round. This time, the location was set in C University’s Arts and Sports Building’s music classroom.

　　They took the elevator to the third floor, turned a corner, and there was a table at the end of the corridor on their right-hand side. A person sat behind the table whose face they couldn’t clearly see. There was a large sign placed beside the table: Register for the music club’s second round of auditions here.

　　Wang Yihan took out a lollipop from her pocket, tore off the wrapper and put it in her mouth. She took Lu Yuanyuan’s arm, “Let’s go!”

　　　　Lu Yuanyuan followed closely behind her. Looking at her attitude, the uneasiness in her heart grew stronger and stronger as she walked to walk to the table.

　　Sitting there was really the senior from the audition.

　　She felt that with Wang Yihan’s character, she didn’t know what she would say, and just as she wanted to tug her away—

　　Wang Yihan abruptly stopped in her tracks.

　　“What the fuck!” She shouted.

　　“……”

　　She shouted so suddenly that Lu Yuanyuan was startled.

　　Before she could get back to her senses, the senior who was sitting properly in front of her suddenly stood up all of a sudden. His chair made an ear-piercing screech that was extraordinarily obvious in the corridor.

　　He stared closely at Wang Yihan.

　　And also issued a “what the fuck!”

　　Lu Yuanyuan: “……” What was going on?

　　“You’re a fuck!” Wang Yihan raised her finger and pointed at him, wanting to speak, but then found that the lollipop in her mouth was a bit of an obstacle.

　　She also forgot that her arm was still holding Lu Yuanyuan and immediately took a few steps to the table. Her other empty hand pulled out the lollipop that was in her mouth.

　　“You’re a fucking….” Wang Yihan looked at the other party with an identical incredulous face, her voice pressed down low, ” C University student?!”

　　She really drank too much last night; when he said he was an officer worker and, she actually believed it.

　　However, she forgot something. How would an office worker have such a young-looking face?

　　Qin Fang looked at the young girl with bright and colorful hair in front of him, who was on the verge of blowing up, and it took a while before he could find his voice, “…… As if you fucking aren’t too?”

　　Heh, and also lying that your family started a milk tea store?

　　“……”

　　Wang Yihan gritted her teeth.

　　“That morning, you—”

　　“That Friday morning, you—”

　　Two people opened their mouths at the same time.

　　And went silent at the same time.

　　After a while, something flashed through Qin Fang’s mind, and his face darkened instantly.

　　“What did you mean by leaving a thousand yuan?”　　

Hmm I wonder what those two were up to??? 

I plan to take at least one day or both days off next week from posting just to work on life things and on the new site. Don’t worry your pretty little heads, I’ll make up the missed posts the following week. Also, life things isn’t anything bad, just working on finding a job and working on scholarships now that it appears I’m going off to college :)

1 They call her ‘colorful colorful’ which is Caicai in pinyin. I usually try to use English for this novel whenever possible but I found colorful colorful to be very awk. This is just a Chinese thing that can’t really be translated.