Chapter 94 Drop, pretend to be a card (7 more)

“Inadvertently revealing your Gucci belt, Hermès shoes, Louis Vuitton T-shirt, what else is this car key and that car key… Tell the girl how much money you have and how many houses you have, it’s all low and earth-shattering, right? ”

Mu Youtian looked disgusted, “The real brands that belong to men actually do not have trademarks, they are all custom-made, even low-key and connotative, but they are similar to some small miscellaneous brands, and they fit well. So, Guys are actually meeting girls, and it’s good to dress casually. But the main thing is to be clean, don’t be sloppy. Just remember that no girl likes sloppy guys. And a girl with real taste and standard, she never I won’t be attracted by famous brands and showing off my wealth, but I think you are dirty. If you are attracted, congratulations on getting a green tea, although it is very fragrant, it is easy to get sick, Dad, you know.”

Ye Ping’an blinked.

Dad doesn’t understand, Dad wants to attract.

“The third, and the most important, is the most important thing. It is forbidden to talk about love history and how ambiguous you are with a certain girl. As long as you want to be with your mother, it is best not to mention a word in your life.”

Mu Youtian’s face became very serious, “Many boys will make such low-level mistakes, even forcing you, threatening you, and then you come up and tell people how many people I have made, showing how attractive you are What, this is killing her. Even if you speak ill of your ex, you can’t. Since you can speak ill of your ex, will the incumbent worry that if you break up one day, you will say something about her? And, a sensible woman, when you talk nonsense You won’t know how much they laugh at you in your heart.”

“Why?” Ye Ping’an asked.

“Stupid dad, if a man can say this, it almost means that he is very unconfident, so he can highlight himself through the past, through nostalgia for the past.”

Mu Youtian chuckled, “A man who is really capable has only the future in his eyes, not the past. If a boy dares to talk about love history, then congratulations, you are completely useless. Unless the girl is pure like a little white flower, like a mother without any love Experience, otherwise, almost all such boys have been executed!”

“Well, thank you good girl, Dad remembers it.”

Ye Ping’an really remembered, “So, is there any other tricks for a guy on a date? You can make dad pretend to be a jerk in front of your mother?” boarding!”

Mu Youtian sneered, “Of course there is, when dating a girl, dad must remember that the date must be chosen to show his strengths. For example, a boy studied in Japan and he took the girl to dinner. It is expected that when you get to the place, you can talk to the boss in Japanese and order food with a smile. The girl sees that you are so aggressive, and you can’t fall in love on the spot?”

“Yes, it makes sense.”

Ye Ping’an touched his chin, “Good girl continue.” “Dad, you have to learn to be smarter.”

Mu Youtian smiled smugly, “For example, you take your mother to the aquarium, and when you get there, your mother says, “Oh, that fish looks so ugly. Dad can be handsome and calm next to his mother and say, What kind of fish is this, and what is that name that my father pretended to be? To put it bluntly, it is to show what you are best at, and you can use it in dating.” “What if I am not good at anything?”



Ye Ping’an smirked and deliberately asked a mentally retarded question. “Simple.”

Mu Youtian held her hand like a Zhizhu, and smiled proudly, “If a boy just likes this girl, he can simply hone his fake skills. The premise is that it takes a little time. For example, escape room, archery range, real werewolf killing. , Indoor rock climbing is often the most memorable for girls. Then, you can prepare. First of all, play it yourself, don’t be afraid of embarrassment, ask the waiter administrator or something humbly, and understand the gameplay of these entertainment projects. Then you will take her with you. Although it seems wasteful to spend money twice, but you have captured her heart… Drop, pretend to be a card, it’s time to show your real skills… …Dad understand?”

“I knew that if I stretched out my hand, you would definitely not follow me, so I stretched out my leg and tripped you over, but you stood up and ran after me.” Ye Ping’an sighed, “Since ancient times, the deep feelings could not be retained, The routines are always popular, and the seniors don’t deceive me!”

“Most of the people who are easily irritated are the weak, because the weak will be brave, and the strong often know how to show weakness and wait for the time. In the same way, being mean is because of a weak foundation, and bitter because of a sour heart.”

Mu Youtian smiled softly and stared at Ye Ping’an, “So Dad, don’t be brave, and don’t be mean and bitter. Always be a sunny boy. Because there is no girl, It can resist the smile of the sunshine boy. That kind of smile can completely melt any girl in the world!”

After finishing the video with the good girl, Ye Ping’an still lamented how hard it is to be a man.

Listen to the woman’s words and save a hundred books.

In this promiscuous age, a “darling” is at best a “hello”.

A “next time to invite you to dinner” is at most a “thank you”. Saying “I love you” is not worth a dollar…

Ye Ping’an felt exhausted trying to kill himself under the siege of a large group of scumbags.

That’s right.

This is a world of tricks.

When you think you are a hunter, in fact, you have been placed on the table.

Just chasing girls, Ye Ping’an felt that his system was useless.

A good girl is his true invincibility.

It’s really cool to be a hooker!

shook his head.

Ye Ping’an sent a voice message to Mu Youwei: a little love story.

I sent a message to the senior sister again: Senior sister help me take care of You Wei, I love you.

Double line?

Ye Ping’an smiled.

The face-to-face output is actually that simple.

Shuanghua, a medical university in the distance, looked at each other’s information about the sisters, smiled happily, smiled softly, and slept with each other…

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