My Future Daughter Adds Me On WeChat, Saying That The School Flower Is Her Mother

Chapter 42

Yu Xiaoyu lay quietly in Ye Ping’an’s arms, completely powerless.

The soul seems to have flown out of the nine clouds and drifted erratically.

After a long time, she recovered and sighed, and stretched her arms around Ye Ping’an’s neck.

“Can’t tell You Wei!”

“Clam?”

Ye Ping’an was a little confused.

You are wrong, senpai.

You shouldn’t step on your rivals and take the opportunity to take the lead. How can you let go of such a great opportunity?

Distance does not produce beauty, but mistress!

“After today, we are just friends.”

Yu Xiaoyu stared into Ye Ping’an’s eyes, “Do you understand?”

Ye Ping’an almost laughed.

What is the most pleasing thing to a man?

Bunting flags are fluttering outside, and the bunting flags are also worried that the big flag at your home will fall.

It’s really a person who can’t be seen, and the little three can’t be compared!

Ye Ping’an half-smiled, “It’s my love for you, isn’t it enough, so disgusting?”

“vulgar!”

Yu Xiaoyu’s face was Feixia, and he clenched his pink fist to Ye Ping’an’s shoulder.

I know what my brother means!

“what.”

Ye Ping’an chuckled lightly, turned his head to look at Senior Sister’s delicate and beautiful cheeks, and teased, “What if you don’t let go?”

“you……”

Yu Xiaoyu’s heart trembled, and she bit her pink lips, “Are you going to force me to leave?”

Ye Ping’an sighed inwardly, “You can do whatever you want. But…”

This kind of answer not only reduces the risk, but also wins the favor of the senior.

But what?

Before he could finish speaking, he was sealed by two soft, moist lips.

For a long time, Yu Xiaoyu leaned in his ear and whispered softly, “My apprentice is mine tonight.”

“good.”

Ye Ping’an felt hot in his heart, and wrapped his arms around the soft waist of Senior Sister.

“You said, God made us meet each other?” Yu Xiaoyu whispered.

That’s how women are. How smart a woman is, she will automatically lose her mind after paying one blood.

“It is said that human beings will meet 30 million people in their lifetime.”

Ye Ping’an raised his lips, “The probability of two people meeting is 4 in 100,000, the probability of acquaintance is 4 in 10,000,000, and the probability of knowing each other is 3 in a billion. And the probability of falling in love is immeasurable. So , even if you pretend you don’t know me tomorrow, I don’t blame you!”

“You man!”

Yu Xiaoyu opened his mouth and bit Ye Ping’an’s neck, “If you want my body, you want my life?”

“what.”

Ye Ping’an endured the pain, bared his teeth, “I am a person, I can correct my mistakes, but I can’t miss it!”

Yu Xiaoyu: “…”

“Don’t be so cruel.”

Ye Ping’an lowered his head and kissed Senior Sister’s cheek, “Give me a chance, and give yourself a chance, maybe, a miracle will happen.”

“I found something.”

Yu Xiaoyu stared at his younger brother’s face with strange eyes, “When I first met you, I thought you were a piece of steel.”

“What about now?” Ye Ping’an smiled.

“High-end hunters often appear as prey.”

Yu Xiaoyu raised the corner of his mouth, “I didn’t expect you to be a sea king!”

“Clam?”

Ye Ping’an was amused, “Did Senior Sister misread it?”

“is it wrong?”

Yu Xiaoyu was disdainful, “You swear to tell me that you don’t want to put me and You Wei in your fish pond?”

Ye Ping’an fell silent.

“Ha, man!”

Yu Xiaoyu pinched his junior brother’s face, “Sister doesn’t like Aquaman, but she likes to lick dogs, do you want to try it?”

“Lick the dog?”

Ye Ping’an half-smiled, “Then Senior Sister, do you know what licking a dog is?”

“Of course.”

Yu Xiaoyu was proud, “It’s just that the boy wants to be nice to a girl.”

“Sister, you are so funny.”

Ye Ping’an sighed and laughed, “Are you reading too much poisonous chicken soup on the Internet? There are still people today, I really don’t know what’s wrong. Are you short of hands? Still can’t type? Or did you not write enough on Baidu Encyclopedia? precise?”

“The word licking a dog first appeared in 2016, which means that the other party doesn’t have a good impression of him, and he repeatedly puts down his dignity and sticks his hot face to his cold butt.”

“Depicting that in a relationship between the sexes, knowing that the other party doesn’t like you, but kneeling and licking others without dignity and bottom line, and perseveringly loosing dignity and bottom line to cater to the other party, can be said to be the ultimate version of ‘spare tire’.”

“Is it my misunderstanding of the word licking a dog?”

“Or do some people think that they are better at interpreting Baidu Encyclopedia?”

“Or was the term licking a dog in 2016, invented by these self-righteous people?”

“Normal love between men and women, in the eyes of some people, how can it become a dog licking?”

“Whether men and women pursue each other, can’t they treat each other well, or they’ll just lick the dog?”

“Give a gift to lick the dog? Talk about love to lick the dog? You can’t pursue it with routines, or else it’s just licking the dog?”

“Men can’t pay, only girls can treat you well, chase you, or just lick the dog?”

“As long as you bow your head, soften your clothes, and coax each other, you will become a licking dog?”

Ye Ping’an looked at the dumbfounded Yu Xiaoyu, “Is it funny?”

“you……”

Yu Xiaoyu was speechless.

“A big guy on the Internet once said it.”

Ye Ping’an smiled and kissed Senior Sister’s mouth, “99% of the people who like to say that others lick dogs are single dogs. Senior Sister, are you worried?”

Yu Xiaoyu: “…”

She felt a shot in the knee.

So sad!