My Future Daughter Adds Me On WeChat, Saying That The School Flower Is Her Mother

Chapter 145

Chapter 145 What a happy day (1 more)

After finishing the video with the good girl, Ye Ping’an put down the phone with a strange expression.

Shaking his head, he grinned and laughed silently.

Picking up the phone, I clicked on the friend dialog box with the note titled ‘There are barely two Cs’. Sister’s WeChat account…

Ye Ping’an: Sister, what are you doing?

There are barely two C’s: why don’t you go to accompany the school girl?

Ye Ping’an: I can’t accompany her all the time. Senior sister is also very important in my heart.

Barely have two C: mouth so licking?

Ye Ping’an: Senior sister’s lips, zero sugar, zero calories, zero fat, natural, more kisses ~ naturally sweet!

There are barely two C: stinky brother knows how to make me happy… BB~ I want to drink milk tea.

Ye Ping’an: Isn’t that right, just call me Dad for a cup of milk tea?

There are barely two Cs: BB means baby (embarrassing little fat girl)

Ye Ping’an: Is this a picture of my sister when she was a child?

There are barely two C: Are the eyes long on the floor? This is an emoji, not me… I want to drink my first cup of milk tea in autumn!

Ye Ping’an: Clams? Do you want to smell the first fart in autumn?

There are barely two Cs: You’d better get acquainted before I turn my face, when I lose, it’s definitely you who cry.

Ye Ping’an: (5 yuan red envelope) This is the down payment for buying milk tea. When I go back, I will pay the final payment to ensure that my sister will drink the first cup of milk tea in autumn.

Barely there are two C: stinky brother, are you the reincarnation of Fengyoujing? You can only pay for a milk tea if you just talk cold words and don’t do human affairs? I’ll give you one last chance!

Ye Ping’an: (520 red envelopes) Take it, I know that my senior must want to show off her boyfriend’s red envelopes, and post the screenshots to the Moments, right? Don’t worry, my brother understands you best.

There are barely two C: The Legend of Zhen Huan doesn’t have as much drama as you. If I really stay with you in the future, I won’t be 365 days a year, and I will be mad at you for 360 days?

Ye Ping’an: Oh, there are five days left? No mercy, let me take full attendance.

There are barely two C: You are tearing your left cheek to your right cheek, half thick-skinned and half shameless? You wait for my sister, and when you come back, if I let you touch me, I will not be named Yu or Xiaoyu!

Ye Ping’an: I follow my husband’s surname, Ye Xiaoyu?

There are barely two Cs: climb for my sister!

Ye Ping’an: …

There are barely two Cs: Don’t think you can pass without talking.

Ye Ping’an: It’s not that you don’t speak, but I never get tired of seeing you every time you lose your temper. You are so beautiful that I can’t bear to interrupt.

There are barely two C: … Are you Pikachu’s brother Pi Xiaojian? Say, where did you go wrong?

Ye Ping’an: Look at what you said, senpai, that’s right, I can’t be scolded by you?

There are barely two C: Ha, I really like cheap juniors. The lines in this movie are all rotten, let’s try something new, say, you know that you will lose if you quarrel with me, and you have to coax me, why are you arguing with me?

Ye Ping’an: In order to let my sister win, I can take the opportunity to coax her!

There are barely two C: Okay, stinky brother, sister is happy, let you go… Let’s go with Han Wu!

Ye Ping’an: As ordered, my senior!

Get one.

Ye Ping’an bad, next.

Click on the dialog box of ‘Double E Little Old Girl’.

Ye Ping’an: DiDi, you have a husband who needs to sign for it. If you don’t sign for it, your husband will soon be cheap.

Double E little old girl: …

Ye Ping’an: Didi, did your husband sign for it? If you don’t sign, then I’ll ask again later.

Double E little old girl: …I’m in the toilet!

Ye Ping’an: It turns out that medical flowers can also pull stinky? I thought pretty girls don’t shit.

Double E little old girl: Can’t you be a little more elegant?

Ye Ping’an: Could it be said that the retention of the large intestine is not worth the tenderness of the toilet and toilet paper? Elegant ~ never out of date!

Double E little old girl: … Be a person!

Ye Ping’an: Stop being elegant? That is, stepping on both sides of the Yellow River, holding confidential documents, a gust of wind and lightning, and a yellow dragon appearing?

Double E little old girl: … Ye Ping’an, give me death, I don’t want to see you tonight!

Ye Ping’an: As ordered, my lord Yihua, see you tomorrow, I love you, and enjoy the gentleness of the toilet.

Double E little old girl: …

Get two!

Ye Ping’an laughed and clicked on the dialog box of “Good girl’s mother is the school flower”.

Ye Ping’an: Did you smoke?

The good girl’s mother is the school flower: ? ? ? Ye Ping’an: . …fine!

The good girl’s mother is the school flower: No, you have something to do, you know I don’t smoke. Bad guy, what do you want?

Ye Ping’an: If you don’t smoke, why is my little Baomei bubbling?

The good girl’s mother is the school flower: it may be that too much water has entered the skull of the bad guy, so all the water vapor is in front of him.

Ye Ping’an: Tell me, little fart, are you happy to see your parents-in-law today?

The good girl’s mother is the school flower: … alright!

Ye Ping’an: That’s why I don’t like them. Then I have to tell my parents quickly that their future daughter-in-law doesn’t like them.

The good girl’s mother is the school flower: shut up… I like it very much! It’s a girl, why would you be so embarrassed to say it directly? I don’t want to talk to you, I don’t want to talk to you for the next ten minutes!

Ye Ping’an: 30 minutes, I’m the king of the game!

The good girl’s mother is the school flower: ? ? ?

Ask for flowers.

Ye Ping’an: Well, ten minutes is just ten minutes. I can also play Fight the Landlord.

The good girl’s mother is the school flower: I suddenly changed my mind, you will accompany me now, and you are not allowed to play ~ games ~ games!

Ye Ping’an: Can I play the school flower? I’m going to slap bang bang!

The good girl’s mother is the school flower: …I’m angry!

Ye Ping’an: Well, I don’t play, can Xiaobao lend me five hundred and twenty yuan?

The good girl’s mother is the school flower: (520 red envelopes) Okay, what are you doing?

Ye Ping’an: I want to buy something, and I will ask my girlfriend for it tomorrow and give it back to you.

The good girl’s mother is the school flower: ? ? ?

Ye Ping’an: Oh, I’m sorry, it turns out that you are my girlfriend. It’s a misunderstanding. It’s alright.

The good girl’s mother is the school flower: ? ? ?

Ye Ping’an: I was cheated by 520 Kuai just now, and I felt a little unbalanced in my heart. I’m going to cheat back. No, it’s 525 fast, and 5 fast, or are you giving me 5 yuan?

…… 00 The good girl’s mother is the school flower: Get out… I’m sleepy, there is no story about a little bunny, you wait to die tomorrow, I will let my aunt beat you to death, you know I can do it. Ye Ping’an: Wow, such a powerful threat? …then I’m going to start telling a story, the good girl’s mother is the school flower: OK.

Ye Ping’an: The rabbit was small and white, and it turned white again. Pick up both ears. After cutting the artery and cutting the vein, it’s really cute to stay motionless. Add water, cover it, and sprinkle with parsley when it comes out of the pot… Well, it’s really fragrant!

The good girl’s mother is the school flower: … Ye Ping’an, I remember you like to say a word.

Ye Ping’an: What words?

The good girl’s mother is the school flower: from now on, let’s forget each other in the rivers and lakes! Ye Ping’an: …

Ye Ping’an laughed happily while holding the phone.

My five hundred and twenty yuan is back, and my little treasure is the best.

After getting three fish, it’s time to go to bed, and I will find my big brother tomorrow.

Big brother, I look like you…and a big sword!

Ding, a WeChat message was sent.

Huh?

Ye Ping’an was stunned.

Pick up the phone and look, is it my sister?

Hua Bell: I can’t sleep, I miss my brother.