My Family Is Very Odd?

Under the feeding of ghosts, the little baby slowly changed from a little baby to a little one.

She let the ghost learn to make milk powder and learn to change diapers.

The ghost was determined to make her pay.

And the ignorant little guy is very sticky, so he just walks and chases them "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" as the first word when they can talk.

But in this family, no one can hug her.

Their hands would pass through her feet, through her hands, through her neck and head, they could not encircle her at all.

The little guy is very cute, with light brown eyes and bling, as if forever with broken light, his face is soft and round, and he is always grinning with a "burp" laugh.

The strong ghost likes the little guy very much, and he doesn't even know from which pimple he found the camera, chasing the little guy every day to take pictures.

Whenever this happens, the young ghosts and female ghosts will be very disdainful, and the young ghosts sometimes even mock and sneer.

Young ghosts are inherently bad and love pranks, are keen to scare little guys, have done many **** things to her, and often scared her to cry.

But I don't know from which moment the young ghost suddenly stopped scaring her again, and no one knew why.

What the little guy loves most is the TV that can broadcast TV at home, but the TV in the ghost house can only play supernatural channels, so whenever the little guy pesters a ghost to watch TV, the ghost can barely find one that is not **** and violent. The prankster teases the neighbor’s entertainment to show her on the TV series.

This is very boring for ghosts, but the little guy is very curious and interested in the effects of this sound.

At first, the little guy was unconventionally placed on a long chair and watched TV with ghosts. Later, when the little guy grew up, he gradually realized that people at home could not be touched, and he would sit properly. .

The glow of the screen playing cartoons was projected onto two figures, one large and one small, each time only a small and light shadow of one person was photographed, but the little guy never felt anything wrong.

The little guy doesn't think too much about things, and what he thinks most every day is how to touch people at home.

Later she thought of a way. While watching TV, she climbed up to the young ghost's side, looked up at him with Blingbling eyes, and said to him gruffly: "Dad, dad, don’t move. I think of a way to hug, can you let me try!"

The word "Daddy" was used by the young ghost to lie to her when the little guy was learning to speak. At that time, he didn't expect to keep shouting until now.

The young ghost asked suspiciously: "What? You tried it a long time ago, haven't you seen it?"

Because once the little guy wanted to hug and couldn’t help, he finally couldn’t help howling and crying. The female ghost was most afraid of her crying. When she saw her crying, she stretched out her hand and took the initiative to touch her, so that the thought of breaking the little devil’s head to hug was completely eliminated .

Unexpectedly, the little guy mentioned it again this time, and she eagerly said: "Oh, dad, you let me try it, try it!"

The young man squinted his eyes with a smile: "Okay, try if you want!"

The little guy wrapped his hands in his long sleeves and touched the young man, eh? It really didn't disappear, the little guy's eyes lit up, and then he carefully moved his little **** in pajama pants and sat on the young man.

The little guy discovered this in her daily life. Although she really couldn't touch her mom, dad, brother, grandparents with her little hands, she saw that they could pick up her clothes and baby bottles at will...

So in fact, I can’t touch it with my little hands, not because I can’t. The little guy thought.

For this day, she put on long dresses, trousers and stockings, and wrapped her feet tightly.

She straightened her waist and took care not to lean on the youth and avoid touching the youth with her head.

"Hahahaha!" The little guy's eyes lit up, with an expression of'you praise me.'

Youth: "..." Forget it.

So in this posture, the two of them began to watch the children's cartoons that Grandpa Ghost tried to get the network cable to broadcast. To be honest, this is a hundred times boring for young people than entertainment films of pranksters.

But the young man still ‘hugged’ the little guy and watched.

When he saw the wonderful place, the little head leaned back in excitement and touched the young ghost's chest. The young ghost's body instantly dissipated. The little guy passed through his body, and his head hit the bench along the force.

The benches are old mahogany chairs, very old-fashioned and very strong.

The young man reacted quickly and stretched out his hand to block the little guy’s head. At that moment, the young man thought nothing, until he saw the soft back of the little guy's head pass through his palm without hindrance, and slammed into the mahogany chair, then he was in a daze. Realize what kind of stupid thing he did.

The youth's pupils tightened, then calmed down, his expression a little cold.

The little guy bumped into the chair and knocked a big bag on her head. It was obvious that the knock was very heavy, but she was stunned, as if she had just reacted, showing him a silly smile.

The habitually cynic youth did not say anything this time, but later silently replaced the cold and hard mahogany bench with a soft sofa.

The little guy went from watching TV alone on the end of his chair to watching TV with Bao Yan Yanshi in his arms by a ghost. The mahogany benches were also replaced with soft sofas.

The little guy has grown to five years old. She nestled in the arms of the young man and sneezed, but her eyes were always on the TV.

The young man laughed at her: "They said not to be so close to us, have you caught a cold? You know you are going to us all day, sneer!"

The little guy rubbed his nose and said stubbornly, "I didn't catch a cold!"

The young man moved his legs and said, "Okay, go back to bed. It's already nine o'clock. Don't you have to go to kindergarten tomorrow?"

The little guy let out a cry, and obediently crawled down from the legs of the young ghost, and she said gruffly, "But I'm not sleepy yet."

At this time, the female ghost lady came down from the stairs. Today she slept very comfortably, and she was in a good mood. She went out to coax the little guy: "Little ghost head obediently go to bed, tomorrow I will take you to kindergarten!"

The little guy's eyes lit up, raised his chubby face, and said, "Really mother, I have to get up very early tomorrow."

Miss ghost is the only young woman in the ghost house. The little guy naturally regards her as a mother, and the lazy female ghost is too lazy to explain, so she never refutes.

At this moment, the lady ghost girl heard the little guy say this, her lazy face stopped, and she began to hesitate.

Upon seeing this, the little guy stepped on his short legs, quickly climbed the stairs, and said as he ran: "I don't care, my mother promised me, I'm going to sleep!"

Seeing her flamboyant appearance, the female ghost hurriedly reminded: "Don't run, don't wait and fall again!"

Not long after the voice fell, when the little guy ran to the top step, he really tripped, and when he was about to fall on the carpet, he was quickly helped by a strong ghost who happened to pass by. stand up.

The little guy stabilized his body, smiled and thanked the strong ghost: "Thank you, brother! I'm going to bed, good night—"

The strong ghost touched the back of his head, and his silly smile was exactly the same as the little guy, "Hey hey, go, be careful! Don't fall!"

The little guy bent his eyes, showing his white teeth, and said with a long voice with a smile: "Okay—"

...

The creamy morning light sprinkled on the white bed, softly fainted on the surface of the quilt, a small arm stretched out from the fluffy quilt, took the alarm clock to check the time, and rolled softly in the quilt Go away.

After rolling a few laps, arched her little butt, and then slowly straightened her body, the pure white quilt fell from her shameless little face, she rubbed her eyes, and moved away from the bed bit by bit.

When he landed on the ground, the little guy slapped his feet and fell to the ground.

She seems to fall easily, either tripping things or getting her toes. The little guy has become accustomed to it, and immediately got up when he fell, and walked to the bathroom like an okay person.

There are pictures of the little guy on the bedside table and desk, from birth to five years old.

The sound of the rushing water in the toilet was locked, and the little guy walked out with his little feet, once again passed the bedside table and desk, and took out the kindergarten uniforms in the closet opposite them.

The little guy put on clothes for herself with short, fat fingers, and she was completely awake at this time.

The little guy put on the kindergarten uniform and jacket and opened the door and walked out.

Milk and toast were placed on the dining room table in the living room, and the strong ghost's head passed through the wall from the kitchen and said, "Is the kid up? Good morning, get up and have breakfast quickly..."

Before he finished speaking, he was smashed back with a spoon by the young ghost, "Who allowed you to put your head through the wall like this and frighten someone? Retract me!"

Since the young ghost stopped scaring the little guy, no one was allowed to do anything unusual that might scare the little guy. It seemed that he had done something stupid to scare the little guy into tears.

The little guy did not see the behavior of the strong ghost just now, because she did not run into the living room at all, but while saying good morning, while responding, ran wildly between the corridors of the stairs, tiptoeing and pushing away the lady ghost. room.

The curtains in Miss Ghost's room were tightly covered to prevent any light from coming in. The little guy walked to Miss Ghost's bed and whispered to her.

"Mom, mom, got up, didn't you say you want to send me to kindergarten today?"

On the bedside table of the lady ghost, there are also pictures of the little guy with the fat little face smiling brightly.

The lady ghost turned over and did not respond.

So the little guy climbed onto the bed, got closer to the lady ghost, and whispered her name in her ear. After yelling twice, she didn’t respond, and then whispered: "Then if my mother doesn’t give me away today How about going to school and just waiting for a picnic on weekends?"

The little guy started to have a bit of cold signs yesterday. Now that he was so close to the female ghost, affected by her yin, he couldn't help but sneezed again.

The female ghost lady who was still asleep lazily and did not respond instantly opened her eyes and quickly rolled to the furthest distance from the little guy. Her open eyes seemed to be a little awake, and she still seemed tired.

She turned over, not looking at the little guy, and lazily said, "I see, I'll accompany you on weekends. Now let Ahei take you to the kindergarten. If you catch the cold these days, don't get too close to us and wear more at home. Order some clothes and stop catching a cold."

"Yes, mom! Then I'm going out, good morning, mom." The little guy got the request he wanted, and immediately moved his calf, and walked away tiptoe.

After the little guy left, the female ghost suddenly couldn't sleep anymore. She got up from the bed with her eyes open, sighed and walked out the door.

Alas, instead of believing in that little ghost's mouth, it's better...

The female ghost walked out of the room, leaned on the railing, and told the young ghost: "The little ghost has a bit of cold on his head, pay attention these days. Don't let her too much."

When the young ghost heard the words, a pair of black holes looked at the little guy.

The little guy suffocated the milk in one breath, and a circle of milk foam was dyed on his mouth, and he looked back innocently with his eyes open.

Little guy: "Huh?"

After the little guy finished breakfast, the young ghost sent her to school, and the female ghost went back to the room after telling the young ghost to go to bed.

The young ghost held one end of the white shirt, and the little guy held the other end of the white shirt. There was a piece of clothing between the two, one tall and one short, walking together on the road to the kindergarten.

Although the ghost house is heavy and the house looks shady, it is actually summer now. Although the sun is not very big when you wake up early, the wind in the air is always hot and dry.

Soon the coat he was wearing began to become sultry, and it didn't take long for the little guy to take off the little coat and fold it into his schoolbag.

The young ghost did not stop it, but began to exhort when approaching the kindergarten:

"When you get to the kindergarten, remember to listen to the teacher and don't run around."

"If the kindergarten is air-conditioned, remember to take out your jacket and wear it."

"If you have a cold, you can't touch us anymore, you know?"

"Also, it's so hot, remember to drink more hot water."

"..."

The young ghost sent the little guy to an inconspicuous corner near the kindergarten, waved goodbye to the little guy, and watched her walk towards the gate and flow towards people, like a little chicken, walking into a group of little chickens, Then he opened his black eyes, turned and walked towards the darkness behind him, silently.

The little guy carried a small schoolbag and walked slowly forward in the park. As she walked, she suddenly kicked something with her feet, and her little hands and feet rushed forward.

She knelt down on the ground, her schoolbag flew and bounced, tied to her back by her shoulder straps, like a little turtle, her knees and palms were sore.

Unfortunately, there are many fine stones on the ground she fell.

The little guy blinked helplessly, surrounded by gazes that were frightened by her sudden fall.

The little guy blinked his eyes and reacted, and then if nothing happened, when he wanted to get up quickly, a pair of small leather shoes suddenly stopped by her hand.

The author has something to say:

The black box of the young ghost:

I don't like you, you know? You are just a toy. Don't laugh at me, don't approach me, don't act like a baby, I'm an evil spirit.

damn it……

The bamboo horse is out, let's find out about the little leather shoes~