My Elder Sister is a Superstar

Mom came like this

Without any precaution or concern, she just appeared like this when my sister and I were having children

Qin Ze's Ruyi fine hoop stick is Ruyi in size, and "whew" shrinks at once.

Qin Ze: "...."

There will be no sequelae.

The idea flashed through his mind. Now there was no time to think about it. Mom came.

If she sees herself and her sister taking a mandarin duck bath naked and bullying her sister with a ruyi stick... I dare not think, I dare not think, the consequences must be unbearable pain for life.

Even if she is in good health, she has to be angry about a heart attack or cerebral hemorrhage.

"Why is mom here?" Her sister's face was broken, and her eyes were full of panic.

Sister held his hand, knuckles hard, slightly trembling.

"I must have called at noon and heard that you were ill. I came to have a look." Qin Ze's face turned pale: "why don't you call when you come? Elder sister, you must take back the key when you turn back. You can't give it to mom. This time it's in the bathroom. Next time, maybe you'll catch her in bed early in the morning."

Qin Baobao was about to cry, "is it time to say this? Go out quickly, hurry up..."

The voice fell, and the mother's cry rang out: "baby? Aze?"

Qin Baobao was full of excitement: "run, run, run..."

"Run what run?" Qin Ze blackened his face. "Mom is outside. Isn't running out looking for death?"

"What about that?" My sister frowned nervously.

"Just say you're taking a bath. Stabilize her first." Qin Ze glanced nervously at the door of the bathroom.

"Hey," my sister answered, trying to suppress the trembling voice: "Mom, I'm taking a bath, you... You... Why are you here?"

Are you trying to kill me.

Hearing the sound, Qin Ma came over and asked at the door, "take a bath? Where's aze."

Qin Baobao just wanted to say that he was in the room. Qin Ze tried to cover his mouth: "say I'm not at home, socialize."

There are few people in the family. How can Qin ma not know? Didn't you say you were looking for death in the room.

Qin Baobao reacted and tried to keep a normal voice: "it's outside. The little red guy doesn't know where he died. Don't worry about him."

Outside the door, Qin Ma "Oh".

"Mom, why are you here? I don't know what to say." Qin Baobao complained.

"Didn't Azer say you're not feeling well, let me come and have a look." Qin Ma's gentle tone.

"I'm fine. I'm not in good health. A three bowl meal." Qin Baobao said.

Qin Ma didn't speak, but said, "are you almost finished washing? Come out after washing. Mom wants to talk to you."

"There's nothing to say." Qin Baobao shouted.

"Nothing?"

"I... I mean, it's..." Qin Baobao's voice gradually weakened. Qin Ze winked at her, and her sister immediately scowled: "Mom, are you bored? I don't want to talk to you. If you have something to say, go home tomorrow."

Get out of here.

Please.

Qin Ma's irresistible tone: "wash quickly, I'll wait for you outside."

There was no sound outside the door.

Qin Baobao looked at his brother: "what now? You sneak out?"

Qin Ze's mouth twitched, "don't be ridiculous, you can see it in the living room. You took a bath in the room, but mom saw me go out. How did you say she reacted?"

Qin Baobao thought, "stupid, I'll go out and send her home."

Both of them are almost scared into mental retardation by Qi Qi.

Qin Baobao walked out of the bathroom along the steps, and his convex and charming body "stood out" from the water, with a beautiful back curve, a small waist with a full grasp, and two round hips

Qin Ze incredibly bowed his head and didn't respond??

Qin Baobao put on his bathrobe, blocking the beautiful spring light, and whispered, "I'm out!"

Qin Ze was about to nod, and coldly glanced at the kiss mark on his sister's neck. He was stunned: "ask for bean sacks, sister!!"

Qin Baobao was dazed and said in a thief's voice, "what's up?"

Qin Ze pointed to his neck.

Qin Baobao walks to the mirror and takes a look

Qin Baobao: (╯｀□ ') ╯ (┻━┻)

My sister retreated into the bath again, stamped her feet in the water, and wanted to cry: "you killed me, black hearted maggots, what are you kissing?"

Qin Ze: "I, I didn't notice."

In that case, who can think of this. Didn't you press me hard on my neck.

Qin Baobao intuitively hit five thunders on her head, killing her desire to survive.

Suddenly found that their plan is not very perfect, on paper! It is difficult to cheat on your parents and brother alone, and there is a risk of being found at any time

There was something moving around. Looking down, Qin Baobao blew up and said, "are you still in the mood?"

Qin Ze ignored and continued to use the Kirin arm to perform the five dragons holding the column, but there was still no response. He looked up in despair, "it's over

Qin Baobao: "...."

"Sister, try it for me. I think I can save it." Qin Ze grabbed his sister's hand and pressed it on the lollipop. The sisters and brothers made a slow motion with their left and right hands.

This time it worked, but the effect was not great. The sword was three inches out of its sheath. The killing mechanism was contained but not revealed, and it would vomit. This is the state.

Qin Baobao said bluntly, "Shi Geng, Shi Geng can't get up?"

Qin Ze: "...."

In an instant, sadness flowed upstream into a river.

When his mother entered the door, he was almost at the critical moment. At that time, he was shocked and covered with goose bumps. Then he found that it had become soft candy.

I heard that men would have problems if they were severely stimulated at the critical moment. I didn't believe it before, but now I have to believe it.

Qin Baobao was anxious: "go, go to the hospital?"

If I don't go to the hospital after death, I have to find a private doctor

Qin Ze's face changed several times, pushed his sister to the edge of the bath, turned over, and let her back to herself: "rub it, maybe rub it."

Any man would be furious at his sister's posture. Qin Ze needs this stimulation to heal the trauma in his heart.

In about ten minutes, the fine hoop stick will revive its vitality!

Qin Ze was relieved and patted his sister's ass: "sister, your happy days are still long."

I have disease, but not impotence.

Lucky, lucky!

I feel that I have got a new skill after rubbing the artifact of treating flaccidity.

"Baby, mom came in!"

The bathroom door was knocked twice, clicked and unscrewed.

Because I didn't expect to be caught and raped, there were only two of them in the family, so the bathroom door was not locked.

Ruyi fine hoop stick, of arbitrary size, with the hair fried vertically, the chrysanthemum tightened, "whew", and shrunk again.

Qin Ze's face was sad: MMP!

There was no time to be sad. He didn't even think about it. He took a deep breath and plunged into the water.

Qin Baobao also tacitly grabbed a bag of dried roses by the bath and poured them all into the bath.

Qin Ma came in!

Qin Baobao threw away the empty bag with a guilty conscience, and then squatted in the water. His back was close to the edge of the bath, and only his head appeared on the water. He hid his fear and gaffe with anger and said angrily, "Mom, what are you doing in here? I'm taking a bath!!"

"So what, you're the meat that fell off my body. Where haven't I seen it?" Qin Ma was unmoved, turned around and closed the door. She went to the edge of the bath, pulled a stool and sat down. She glanced at the thick layer of rose petals floating on the water: "Why are you sprinkling so many petals? It's a waste."

Qin Baobao's eyes fluttered disorderly: "petals whiten and beautify. I'm a big star. I need to take good care of them."

Qin Ma: "Mom, come down and wash with you."

"No!" Qin Baobao screamed, consciously lost his temper, and hurriedly said, "how old is it? It's not a child. Mom is really taking a bath. Go back first. Tomorrow......" thinking that the kiss mark won't disappear even tomorrow, he changed his mind and said, "I'll talk about it when I go home the day after tomorrow."

Your son is still in the water. Don't come down.

At the thought of Qin's mother's reckless launching, Qin Baobao's forehead was almost in a cold sweat.

Qin Ma glanced across the spacious space of the bathroom and suddenly stared. It was obvious that she saw two bathrobes and two pairs of slippers by the pool: "throw bathrobes everywhere, and don't put your shoes after taking a bath? Aze has become lazy."

Qin Baobao: "yes, yes, ah Ze is really going too far."

My sister's little heart was almost jumping out of her chest, and she said that it was good that there were no brother's clothes and underpants on the ground, otherwise it would be over.

Qin Baobao's heart was horizontal: "Mom, you come to see me, I'm afraid it's not to see whether I'm in good health."

Qin Ma didn't have a good way: "you know quite well. If I don't come in by myself, do you want to wash for an hour? It takes me back?"

Qin Baobao's mouth was hard: "I didn't."

Qin Ma: "I have raised you for 26 years. Don't I know your virtue?"

Qin Baobao stopped talking.

Qin Ma sighed and said, "I know you. Either I'm not emotional or I'm dead. Mom is very happy when she knows you've made a boyfriend. Finally..." she paused and didn't say anything. "But who knows what's wrong with you again? Tell mom, which man is bullying my baby like this."

At the same time, under the water, Qin Ze was holding his breath. The water was not a good medium for sound transmission. The conversation between his sister and his mother reached his ears, blurred.

It's easy to hold your breath. After they talked for more than ten minutes, he could still hold on, but he wanted to know what his mother and sister said.

"System, give me a hang up."

"A knife 999 PA body invincible hanging, or a Kun upgrade all depends on swallowing the farming hanging?" System reply.

"The host is at a critical juncture, so don't bother with the system. How about a radar?"

"No problem host, 100 points."

"Why are you robbing money, onehundred points?"

"Love or not."

"Yes, yes."

The voice fell, and the conversation between my sister and my mother clearly rang out in my brain. The sound wave was directly transmitted into Qin Ze's brain sea by the system as the medium.

Qin Baobao pretended nothing was wrong: "no one bullied me. I broke up peacefully, well, peacefully."

Qin Ma whispered, "don't pretend. Don't you know what you look like when you just came back? There's no soul at all. When have you been like this since childhood? Mom knows that her baby is affectionate. She can't wait to be kind to him, but there are always people who don't know how to cherish, so it's better to separate. It's better to have a long pain than a short pain, right?"

"Did he come back to you again? Don't be silly, girl. You're so beautiful, my mother is afraid that you will be bullied by others, waste your youth in vain, and end up with nothing."

Speaking of this, Qin Baobao's nose ached.

Qin Ze thought to himself that his mother came to do psychological counseling for his sister.

"My baby is such a good girl, but he just can't pick a man," the sister and brother didn't understand the bitterness and deep meaning of his mother's sentence. Qin Ma said, tears pattering. "Mom broke her heart for you, you know, she doesn't want to tell you how to feel, but at least you have to tell us, so worry for nothing, eat well, sleep well..."

My sister's eyes are red.

"Parents don't want their children to be good. Seeing you so sad, mom feels better? No matter how bad the man is, as long as the baby likes it, mom is willing to understand."

Qin Baobao cried, "Mom, he's not bad, he's not bad."

Qin Ma: "then tell mom who he is. As long as you really like it, mom can accept it, and mom is willing to accept it

Qin Baobao said, "he... Ouch!!"

Qin Ze pinched his thigh severely, and Qin Baobao woke up with pain and woke up from the tragic atmosphere created by his mother.

"What's the matter with you?" Qin Ma asked.

"It's all right, the brush is still in the bath and didn't come out. Just now it was done carelessly, which killed me..." Qin Baobao excuses prevarication, then squeezed his eyes, and forcibly squeezed out two tears. "I know, mom, I promise I won't have any trouble with him anymore. I'll find the object later, and I'll definitely bring it back to you as soon as possible."

Let's talk about it between mother and daughter. Qin's mother tried to test her boyfriend's identity. Qin Baobao avoided the important and played the essence instinct. She said that she had got rid of her failed relationship, that she would definitely marry out before she was 30, and that her mother must arrange a blind date for me.

Qin Ma nodded helplessly, "you know, you must not hold back when you are wronged. You must remember to bring it home when you find someone. Don't hide it... By the way, why hasn't your brother come back?"

Two minutes ago, Qin Ze was already pinching his sister's waist. Qin Baobao knew what he meant.

Let mom go quickly. I'm so suffocating.

"Entertainment, it's all like this. Mom, if you're OK, go back first. It's very late." Qin Baobao hurried.

Qin Ma thought, "why don't mom sleep here tonight?"

Qin Baobao: "......"

Qin Ze: "...."

After all, my sister is a smart girl. Follow her words: "well, mom, you sleep with me tonight." After a pause, he said bitterly, "I'm hungry. In the evening, Azer is not at home. I ate takeout by myself, so I ate it. Mom, go to the kitchen and cook noodles for me."

Qin Ma said angrily, "I won't take care of myself at all. Wait."

After that, I finally went out.

As soon as the man left, Qin Ze came out of the water, greedily breathing fresh air, panting, lingering fear: "Mom, almost dead, almost dead..."

Qin Baobao breathed a sigh of relief and collapsed in the bath.

"You were almost beaten by mom just now, you know." Qin Ze was terrified.

Qin Baobao said embarrassedly, "I know, I won't do it in the future."

Mother's tears are a big killer for her children, and they are brought to the rhythm accidentally.

Qin Baobao climbed ashore casually and put on his bathrobe: "I'll go to the kitchen, and then close the kitchen door. You sneak out, and then come in... Remember to go to the room and put on your clothes first. Move fast and walk lightly, understand."

"Know, know."

The sister and brother, who were bursting with desire for survival, quickly took action.

"By the way, sister..." Qin Ze said.

Qin Baobao stopped at the door and looked back, "what's the matter?"

Qin Ze: "wait for mom to sleep at night, and do it again."

Qin Baobao wanted to kill angrily, "don't you want to live?"

Leaving the word "fool" behind, he slipped out of the bathroom.

Qin Ze lowered his head, looked at the lollipop sadly, and said to himself, "it's okay, it's okay, my sister doesn't help you, your two ex girlfriends can help you, you must be able."

PS: Yes, Germany won. It is worthy of being the last champion. Since then, black turned pink. 2:1, I unexpectedly won. I wrote a few books. I will live on the world cup in the future, win the young model of the club and lose the rooftop row number! (manual funny)

In addition, Spain and Portugal are the best to watch.

Iceland is also very good. 330000 people elected 11 people to enter the world cup. Looking at a country in Asia, more than a billion people can't even enter the world cup. I'm really ashamed of India.