My Elder Sister is a Superstar

Qin Ze didn't sleep well at night. He had an indescribable dream and was awakened by the murderous gas in his crotch.

Reach out and touch

"Ashy."

Qin Ze lifted the quilt, a carp straightened up, took out a few paper towels to wipe clean, got out of bed, went to the wardrobe, took out new boxer pants and put them on.

He looked at the pants in his hand, and his face was blank, which made him... Full of essence?

Men's things, like women's great aunts, come every month, but men can release them manually, while women can only tolerate them passively.

It can be seen that between men and women, initiative and passivity are predestined by nature.

How many years ago.

This kind of thing can still happen.

I remember that he came several times during his adolescence. Later, when he was in junior high school, his classmates used MP4 to watch the magic love movie spread by Fusang in Japan. Without a teacher, he understood the popular technique of "Five Dragons holding pillars" in the Jianghu and opened the door to the new world.

Then I never had this experience again.

Nima seems to have only three days, and the vault is full?

Yes, yes, it means that I earn every day.

Qin Ze threw his boxer pants on the ground, patted his waist with satisfaction, and whispered, "son, you say, you want to sleep in Zijin's mother's house tonight, or Su Yu's mother's house, Baba must satisfy you."

After changing into sports clothes, he sent a message to Prince Jin. A moment later, there was a sound of opening the door in his sister's room.

Qin Ze saw Prince Jin coming out with two dark circles under his eyes. His eyes were straight, his hair was messy, and his oval face was muddled. Obviously, he didn't wake up.

"What's the matter with this appearance? When did you sleep last night?" Qin zedao.

"Around twelve o'clock," Prince Jin yawned, "your sister can toss me to death."

"How did you deal with it?" Qin Ze was surprised.

"Chatting, creaking endlessly, I fell asleep and shook me up several times."

Qin Ze thought, "anyway, my sister won't wake up until seven o'clock. Why don't we go back to the room to sleep? It's a big deal that you don't go to the company in the morning."

The prince Jin whitened his eyes, "No."

From 5:30 to 7:00, morning exercise was over, Qin Ze went to the breakfast shop to buy food, and Prince Jin went into the supermarket next door.

Soon she came out with a plastic bag containing two bags of instant noodles.

Walking side by side to the community, Qin Ze asked curiously, "why do you buy instant noodles?"

"For you."

"Me? I don't eat instant noodles."

"Not to eat," Prince Jin smiled cunningly, "kneel."

Qin Ze: "!!!"

Prince Jin said, "if you break a piece of instant noodles, you will be fined ten minutes. Learn about the new kneeling method."

Qin Ze angrily said, "what did I do wrong?"

Wang Zijin snorted, "why did you knock on her door last night?"

Qin Ze: "I'm trying to see if she's sleeping. I'll come to your room after sleeping... Who knows I haven't slept with you yet, you've been slept by her."

The prince Jin blushed and said angrily, "sleep you big headed ghost, vulgar."

Qin Ze: "hehe, it's not vulgar to call brother?"

Prince Jin chased and fought all the way with instant noodles, and the two ran into the community like a joy.

The instant noodles were half broken before kneeling.

Qin Ze slipped downstairs and found Prince Jin holding his knees with his hands and gasping.

Lack of sleep, long morning exercises, physical strength has long been overdrawn.

Qin Ze returned and said, "are you tired? I told you to sleep, but I have to be brave."

Prince Jin said, "is it really sleep? I have to be more tired in bed?"

After all, it is Wang Zijin who is afraid of being killed by the sun.

Qin Ze pitifully said, "fool, I can't hear a joke. I'll hold you upstairs."

The prince Jin snorted, letting him pick himself up and put his clever arms around his neck.

Qin Ze haha said, "fool, you can't hear a joke. What you just said is a joke. Now you can't run away. I'll let you try Qin's acupuncture later."

Wang Zijin: "..."

She suddenly remembered a word that was very in line with her mood at this time: the children of Nancun group bullied me, so I was old and weak. They openly held me into the bamboo, and their lips were dry and they couldn't shout. They came back and relied on themselves to sigh.

Qin Ze sent out a series of hysterical laughter.

The prince Jin said angrily, "don't play a rogue, Azer. Your sister is going to wake up now."

Qin Ze: "it's OK. You don't know my speed."

King Haize, three knives a second.

Prince Jin curled his lips unhappily.

"Angry? Then I'll tell you a joke." Qin Ze said.

Prince Jin shook his head fiercely: "no, I'm not angry."

Qin Ze ignored and asked, "ducks are quacking, sheep are baaing, and dogs are barking. Do you know how chickens bark?"

Wang Zijin didn't have a good way: "is this a joke? It's not funny at all. The cock is enough, and the mother is giggling."

Qin Ze: "no, chicken is uh huh."

Prince Jin was stunned for three seconds. He reacted and wanted to keep a straight face, but he couldn't help laughing.

Sometimes I wonder why such a smart person, such a hot and expensive boss, is so playful and not serious at all.

But she just likes it.

After thinking about it, maybe girls like lively and interesting men, and no one wants to spend a lifetime with wooden people.

So the beauty always meets the scum man, because the scum man can play, and the introverted otaku always laments that good cabbages let pigs arch. Isn't that nonsense? Pigs at least arch when they see cabbages, and otaku only looks at cabbages and silently liberates his hands.

The three major cancer of society: otaku, code farmer and official ape.

Procedural ape = otaku + yard farmer.

At the door, Qin Ze put her down and really wanted her to sleep in the morning and go to work at noon.

Qin's needlework is purely a joke. You know it's fake from the name. The truth should be Qin's stick technique.

Lovers hope that this kind of joke can be used as a moderator, otherwise it is easy to lose enthusiasm, respect each other as guests, and then respect each other as ice.

Qin Baobao has woken up. After washing, she squats on the chair beside the table and looks at her mobile phone. She is wearing baggy bear pajamas, waiting for her brother to come back and nurse her.

My sister hasn't worn this baggy cartoon Pajama for a long time, but when she wears this Pajama, it seems that Qin Zela has returned to college.

She still hasn't changed. She is beautiful, charming, tall, and a little cute after wearing bear pajamas.

Qin Ze has seen her wearing an ol suit, a luxurious dress and a silk nightdress, but only bear pajamas can let him find a trace of the past in his changing life.

One person has a cage of small bags, a bowl of bean curd, and two fried dough sticks.

Qin Baobao and Wang Zijin's appetite. After eating bean curd and fried dough sticks, and eating two small steamed buns, they are basically full, and the rest belongs to Qin Ze.

Qin Ze's appetite is at least twice that of ordinary adult men.

After dinner, Prince Jin went back to his room to sleep at Qin Ze's request.

When Qin Ze opened the door, his sister pulled him, padded his toes, pecked his face, and whispered, "don't lock the door at 11 p.m."

At eleven o'clock, Prince Jin's biological clock decided that she had fallen asleep.

Qin Ze: "...."

My sister, who is full of words, said that I would sleep with you tonight, but I don't want to sleep vegetarian at night.

Son, dad broke his promise.

......

At 9:30 p.m., Fudan University, girls' dormitory.

Xu Yanyan is in the headquarters. Most of the dormitory buildings in the headquarters are old houses and freshmen. The accommodation conditions are not very good. There are four rooms, with beds on the upper berth and desks on the lower berth.

I heard that the accommodation conditions in the South and North districts are better. They are suites with independent toilets, and there are public washing machines in the dormitory building. But that is where the seniors of postgraduate entrance examination and doctors live. Freshmen who are new here can only live in the dormitory of the headquarters with the worst conditions.

Just like the meeting in Wulin, the positions are for senior Jianghu elders to sit. Young Xia, who is new to the Jianghu, can only stand. Later, those young Xia who are young and day-to-day are the fantasy of the curtilage writers who are free from reality.

Girls' dormitories are cleaner than boys' dormitories, but not much better. A variety of clothes are hung on the balcony, and computers, books, and various cosmetics are placed on the desk.

If you are a little hypocritical, you have to install curtains on the bed, and you don't know what shameful secret you are going to do in bed at night.

There are four people in the bedroom, two lying on the bed with facial mask and one manicure. Xu Yanyan sits at the table and watches Qin Baobao's concert video with her notebook.

"Yan Yan, how many times have you heard it?" The manicure girl said.

"It sounds good. There's a new song in it."

"The ears have cocoons." A girl who applied facial mask didn't have a good airway.

"No," said Xu Yanyan, "I wonder what kind of person Qin Ze is to create so many songs with different emotions. He should be a person with a rich emotional world."

"Then you've met him. What do you think?" The girl who applied the facial mask lay on the bed, her face could not move, and she could only squint at Xu Yanyan.

"Very gentle people, like warm men, speak very gently, have bright eyes, and have a good figure. They always stare into your eyes when talking, giving people a sense of sincerity and politeness. They are also humorous." Xu Yanyan recalled, "I have his wechat. As long as I want, I can video with him."

She always says that. Almost everyone who knows her has heard of it more than ten times.

Her roommates disdained her practice of showing off without taking action. She probably met Qin Ze. After all, there are pictures and truth, but adding friends and videos should be the bragging behavior of a little girl.

Xu Yanyan's family is very rich, which can be seen from her famous brand bags and expensive cosmetics that ordinary girls can't catch up with.

But this does not prevent the rich second generation xuyanyan from getting along well with her roommates because of her generosity.

The facial mask that the two girls on the bed now put on was sent by her. Not only that, her cosmetics can be used by everyone. She often invites guests to dinner on weekends. The rich second generation, who is not ostentatious and generous, can eat anywhere.

"Well, we know."

"You're great. You can have a video with Qin Ze."

"Other big stars don't do anything, waiting for your video all day."

Xu Yanyan was very angry with her roommate's ridicule and laughter. After hesitating for a moment, she opened the chat software and sent a wind up message: "Qin Ze, is he there?"

No accident, the stone sinks into the sea.

The pedicure girl leaned over and laughed and said, "it's really Qin Ze. You didn't change your name casually."

The girl who sat up and looked down on the bed lay back disappointed and smoothed the facial mask on her face.

I said I didn't believe it, but I was expecting it.

Xu Yanyan said with white eyes, "his ID is his real name."

The pedicure girl curled her lips: "the circle of friends is also blocked. You can't read any information. Who knows whether it's true or false."

Xu Yanyan said, "let's make a bet. I want to be able to video with him. You have three bags of dormitory hygiene this month, and my quilt should also be folded."

"If you lose, clean up this month."

Xu Yanyan feinted for a moment and said, "no, you three share equally. You can sweep for ten days at most. If I lose, it's ten days."

Roommates agree.

Xu Yanyan sent a video request to Qin Ze.