My Elder Sister is a Superstar

Facts have proved that the salted fish jumped in the air and turned 360 degrees. After landing, it is still a salted fish.

The person who invented the sentence "salted fish turns over" is simply poisonous.

In the end, the iron bar is still Qin Ze, both painful and sad.

In fact, if he could slap sister Zijin tonight, it would be hell.

Women, such creatures, are too pretentious. They like to refuse or welcome, half pushing. So men should keep playing hooligans, one time, two times... After a long time, it really doesn't work.

Bah, it can always be snapped after a long time.

If a man doesn't play hooligans, he has no chance at all.

This is Qin Ze's view from the Internet. The Internet also said that the bottom line is a thing that keeps exploring and breaking through. Then it will come naturally.

In the past, Qin Ze had all kinds of peerless magic skills, but he had no target to fight. Now he has sister Zijin.

......

I had breakfast this Saturday.

The Qin brothers and sisters chose to be salted fish at home, doing nothing and taking a day off. For white-collar and gold-collar workers with fast pace of life and high work pressure, it is the happiest thing to wake up naturally on weekends.

At ten o'clock in the morning, Qin Baobao changed into a yoga suit and practiced yoga on the yoga mat in the living room.

The horse is split, and its two long legs are straight and symmetrical. Its feet are white and tender. She was lying on her stomach with two lotus root arms on the ground. In this position, people who are not flexible can't do it.

Qin Ze and Prince Jin sat on the sofa, one reading novels and the other watching TV dramas.

Sister Zijin loves TV dramas, especially family ethics dramas and Gong Dou dramas. She can watch them with great interest with the story of dog blood and the shocking settings.

In Qin Ze's eyes, ethics drama and palace duel drama are a routine. The male main character is invincible and cold. The hostess is silly and sweet, with her own eye-catching buff. The male Lord deeply loves the female Lord, and the female Lord deeply loves the male Lord, but the male Lord in the early stage will hate the female Lord because of misunderstanding. In the later stage, the female owner should hate the male owner for various reasons. Both sides stabbed each other and critically hit 999.

If it's a costume drama, it won't run away. The male Lord must be the female Lord's father's enemy.

Once, Qin Ze asked her: This is the same routine. Are you tired of watching it for a long time?

Wang Zijin blinked his eyes: I'm bored, but the highlights need to be found by myself. If you look carefully, it will give you a lot of inspiration.

Qin Ze asked again: what inspiration?

Wang Zijin pointed to the palace duel drama he was watching and said: look, this imperial concubine pushed her daughter into the water, which not only blamed her rival in love, but also got the emperor's sympathy. Living in the palace is actually the same as living outside. It tells us that if we want to live a good life, we must find a way to kill our competitors.

You are looking at the ending behind her. The emperor found her sinister and vicious nature and pulled her into the cold palace. This also shows that you must hide things that cannot be seen. Men all like simple girls who are silly and sweet. Vicious fangs must not be exposed in front of men.

Qin Ze listened in a cold sweat.

......

The novel looked, looked, Qin Ze's eyes uncontrollably moved away from the mobile phone screen and focused on his sister's lying body. To be precise, it was the chest of "looking across the mountain side into a peak".

Yoga clothes are very loose in the air. Her posture is basically delicate.

Unfathomable, unfathomable.

Sister is good, and the scenery is old and familiar. 36d is better than fire, and the murder weapon is hidden in the Yoga suit.

Suddenly, there was a grinding sound in his ear. Looking sideways, Prince Jin glared at him, and said, "I'm at home all day, and I also want to exercise my muscles and bones. Baby, let me try yoga."

Shit, we only finished running in the morning.

Hearing the words, Qin Baobao straightened up and stretched out gracefully, "then you come."

Sitting on the sofa, he arched his brother with his big ass: "aze, help my sister wash some grapes."

My sister's Pony went to wash the grapes.

Didn't notice the prince Jin's sad eyes at all.

In the kitchen, there are Jufeng grapes that Qin Ze bought for her when she was running. Her sister only eats grapes instead of raisins, saying that raisins can't spit, which is disgusting.

After washing the grapes, Qin Baobao leaned on his brother to eat, and the ruddy little mouth spit out the grape skin.

"Sweet?" Qin Ze asked.

"Sweet!" Qin Baobao smiled.

"Then give me something to eat."

"Ah ~" Qin Baobao fed one to his brother, "is it sweet?"

"Sister's grapes," Qin Ze thumbed up, "sweet!"

"Cough!" Wang Zijin suddenly gasped and fell to the ground.

"Qin Baobao, come and help me." Wang Zijin shouted.

It's obviously my boyfriend. Why does it feel like being shown a belly of dog food.

Asshole!

Lift the table!

"You help me press my waist, I can't bend down." Prince Jin way.

"Oh." Qin Baobao moved over and knelt down on Prince Jin's back with his knees "PATA", pressing her on the ground and landing on her face.

"My waist, my waist... Is broken, ah hum hum..." Prince Jin screamed.

"It's not like this. Don't kneel up, aze..... Help..."

Sister Zijin, who was falling apart, collapsed.

Speaking of it, although sister Zijin exercises every day, she is not a dancer. She feels that the root of her thigh is burning when splitting a straight leg. Of course, the flexibility of her waist can't be compared with that of yingyingguai.

The heartless Yingying strange Leng knelt for more than ten seconds, and then "suddenly realized" got up and pretended: "Oh, Zijin, are you all right? It's all my fault, I'm not sure about discretion."

Prince Jin lay on the ground, curled up in a ball, very poor.

Qin Ze suddenly shivered. He clearly saw that his sister had just looked at Zijin with indifferent eyes, just like a big man looking at a salted fish, and the group leader looking at Mengxin.

Does sister know anything?

Exhausted Prince Jin climbed onto the sofa to cultivate himself. Qin Baobao continued to do his yoga. He was still a horse. He put grapes in front of him and did Yoga while eating.

"Aze, help my sister press her waist." "Hurry up," said her sister in a charming voice

Qin Ze walked around behind his sister, put his palms on her back, and slowly pressed her down.

"Time your sister for five minutes."

"Oh."

After pressing for a while, my sister began to gasp, and her face turned red. She gritted her teeth and insisted.

Wang Zijin also slowed down, his eyes turned, and suddenly remembered an interesting thing.

She got up, climbed to the edge of the sofa, leaned out carefully, and kissed Qin Ze on the mouth.

Then retaliatory squint shot at Qin Baobao.

Then, she leaned out again and kissed Qin Ze on the face and mouth. This time, she stretched out a small fragrant tongue and licked his lips.

Qin Baobao didn't notice at all.

Qin Ze was stunned, lying in the trough, sister Zijin really can play.

So you are such a tissue.

Thief stimulation.

There is a kind of chicken who has an affair behind his sister's back.

Hey, something seems to be wrong.

Wang Zijin learned this idea online, such as a couple hugging while a woman kissing someone else. Another example is a couple hugging, but his boyfriend is holding hands with another man behind his back.

Prince Jin had an idea and started an experiment on the spot. It feels super exciting, which makes my best friend feel sour and cool wearing a green hat.

Hey, is there something wrong?

Asshole, I'm the real girlfriend.

Fall!

Qin Ze's face was confused, and sister Zijin seemed to suddenly... Eat a dead fly.

I brushed my teeth this morning.

I didn't eat garlic.

"I have a little donkey. I never ride it."

ringtones.

"Is it my mobile phone?"

"No, it's mine."

Qin Ze felt out his mobile phone, and it seemed that the caller "is our spicy old radish."

He answered the phone, "Dad."

"Are you free today?" The honest voice of the old man.

"Yes, my sister and I are both at home. Let's have a rest today." Qin Ze automatically switches to good son mode.

"Then come to school and help me with my class." The old man said.