My Elder Sister is a Superstar

At two o'clock in the afternoon after a meal, the two uncles were defeated by the younger generation. The eldest uncle sang Peking Opera when he was drunk, and the younger uncle had better wine. After being drunk, he lay on the ground and couldn't wake up like a dead dog.

"Mom, mom, mom, please look."

"What is this?"

"This is a brush made by civet cat."

"What do you mean?"

"This thing is hidden in the palace, which often reminds us to be vigilant in times of peace."

The eldest uncle has a genuine Beijing accent. He spent many years in Beijing when he was young.

The aunt held her staggering husband to the door and coaxed him, "Mom doesn't look, mom doesn't look. Let's go home quickly."

Qin Ma helped.

At the other end, the old man went out with his aunt and father on his back.

Jiang Cheng and Zhang Yunxi waved, "cousin, cousin, goodbye."

Qin Ze squinted, "goodbye."

Qin Baobao pushed his brother, "are you ok?"

Qin Ze hiccupped, and Qin Baobao, who was fumigated by alcohol, covered his nose.

Qin Ze laughed, "waiter, come ten more jars." Then he plunged into his sister's bulging chest.

Qin Baobao hurriedly held his brother, and said in his heart, fortunately, his sister has a big chest, otherwise he can't hold you, a drunk.

Qin Ze pushed away his sister again, blushing and singing loudly: "if you don't believe that a bottle of Erguotou doesn't fly, I'll accompany you as much as you can..."

Qin Baobao coaxed his younger brother, "OK, please, please, let's continue drinking in another place and go with our sister."

What song is this? It sounds delicious.

"Don't be afraid to be tired if you spell it out today. You won't spit blood at dawn." Qin Ze began to howl again.

"My brother worked hard, and my brother and my two uncles were both hurt. My sister turned back and kissed him." Qin Baobao continued to coax.

Qin Baobao helped his drunken brother to the room. When he passed the bathroom, Qin Ze pushed his sister away and threw up beside the toilet. Qin Baobao hurried to follow, gently patting his back.

"If you can't drink, drink less." Qin Baobao complained that when she saw her brother drunk for the first time, the old man couldn't help his children drink, but Qin Ze had a bad stomach and seldom drank.

"Sister helped you back to your room to rest." Qin Baobao pressed the toilet and washed away the filth his brother vomited.

Qin Ze suddenly shook off her hand, raised his bloodshot eyes and shouted, "sister? I don't have a sister, I don't have a sister."

"Who am I, your mother?" Qin Baobao has no good airway.

Qin Ze stared at her for a long time and said with a giggle, "you are a sister, beautiful sister."

"I feel really dizzy." Qin Baobao was too lazy to quarrel with his drunken brother, "OK, I'm a sister, I'm a sister, OK."

My brother and two uncles drank two bottles of Baijiu and a dozen bottles of beer.

Qin Ze shook off his sister's hand again and laughed, "sister, do you have a boyfriend?"

"If not, do you mind having one?"

"If so, how about another one?"

"What do you think of me? Don't think about it."

Qin baobaoxin said, are you really drunk? Your mouth is quite clear.

"No, no, I don't want to have it for the time being. Forget it. I'm your sister. I can't be your sister. I'll be soaked in a pig cage."

Qin Ze looked at her for a while and vomited again.

Qin Baobao covered his nose and patted him on the back.

Qin Ze threw up and fell asleep by the toilet. Qin Baobao tried to help him, but he couldn't sleep here. What if he was thirsty and drank in.

People who are drunk are most likely to be thirsty.

Qin Baobao said, sister, take you back to your room, where there are girls waiting.

Qin Ze was happy as soon as he heard this, so he went back to his room with his sister. Passing by Qin Baobao's room, he plunged into it and muttered about his sister and sister.

Qin Baobao desperately dragged him out, coaxing and cheating: "there is no sister here, and the sister is next door."

"Cheat!" Qin Ze suddenly pushed away his sister, staggering, full of anger, "mom said my sister is here, right here, you, you... Don't try to cheat me."

Qin Baobao was stunned. Looking at her flushed and delirious brother, she remembered an old incident many years ago. Qin Ze was ordinary since childhood. Although he was a little handsome, there was no harm without comparison. Qin Baobao was pink and cute when he was a child, and adults praised him everywhere he went. Her parents felt very proud. Compared with my sister, my brother is an ugly duckling.

When Qin Baobao was a child, he liked to show superiority in front of his brother and laughed at his inability to marry a wife in the future. The child was innocent, and Qin Ze felt that he would really not marry a wife, so he ran to his mother and cried.

Qin Ma comforted her son that it doesn't matter if she can't get a wife. She will let her sister be your wife in the future. Finally coaxed his son to smile.

Of course, Qin Ma coaxed the child. Unexpectedly, he remembered for so many years.

Qin Baobao's softest place at the bottom of his heart was touched, took his brother's arm, and said softly, "Okay, sister is here, you hurry to go to bed, and sister will come later."

Qin Ze immediately felt relieved and lay down on his sister's bed, but he couldn't sleep. He had a bad headache and hummed in bed.

Qin Baobao sat at the head of the bed, pinched his temples and looked at his brother's face. The room was silent, and a song came to her mind.

"Time is like a carefree song,"

"But full of notes of growth."

"Distressed, sad, and cheerful."

"The boy's face is blurred in memory,"

"The back is drifting away."

"Only remember the proud declaration,"

"Reach out as if to embrace the world."

"After a few years,"

"Frivolous language has been precipitated."

"Passionate feelings are deeply buried in the soil."

"We are constantly compromising,"

"Constantly compromise..."

Qin Baobao's heart surged, and his fingers touched his brother's face, the corners of his eyes and eyebrows, and then to the bridge of his nose and lips

We are all constantly compromising, Azer!

Qin Ze seemed uncomfortable, moved his head, opened his confused drunk eyes in a trance, and then held Qin Baobao at the head of the bed in his arms.

Qin Baobao was surprised and struggled for a few times. At this time, he heard Qin Ze muttering in a low voice: "... Sister, I like you..."

Qin Baobao's heart trembled fiercely.

Qin Ze squinted and kissed Qin Baobao. It seemed that he wanted to kiss, but he didn't kiss it accurately and kissed her on the cheek.

Qin Baobao Banzheng's brother's head

Seeing that they were about to kiss together, Qin Ze said, "sister Zijin, I like you..."

Qin Baobao, who felt a thunderbolt hit her face, suddenly sat up straight and stared at Qin Ze. Her eyes were complex. She took a few breaths, and the taste of bitterness and bitterness in her heart was surging. She waved her hand and slapped her hands on her brother's face. Qin Ze was like a dead dog, motionless.

Qin Ma, who pushed the door in, saw this scene and shouted, "what are you doing? Why are you beating him?"

My mother was shocked and angry.

Qin Baobao's eyes were red and he choked, "he bullied me."

"Nonsense, thank God you don't bully him." Qin Ma took her daughter and pushed her out. She scolded with a straight face, "go make a cup of Jiejiu soup, bear boy."

Qin Ma poked her son's forehead and muttered, "drink so much, it's not counted at all." Tuck in the quilt corner for your son, turn down the air conditioning temperature, and walk out of the room.

In the empty room, Qin Ze opened his eyes, stared at the ceiling for a moment, closed his eyes again, and fell asleep.

The weather in September is sultry and uncomfortable. The sun is scorching the earth. The air is hot when you breathe.

During the day, when worshiping the ancestors, he sweated all over, and his body was stained with a little bit of alcohol from his brother. Qin Baobao hugged his changed clothes and walked into the bathroom with a stuffy face.

There are two bathrooms at home, one large and one small. The large bathroom has a built-in bathtub, a cold bath in hot summer, or a hot bath in cold winter and December, which are all enjoyment of life. The only regret is that when the house was bought, Qin Ze and Qin Baobao were in primary school and were not lucky enough to swim in the bathtub.

Qin Ze and Qin Baobao both like swimming. Before junior high school, they often go to the swimming pool to play. After junior high school, Qin Baobao rarely goes. Because I can't stand the amazing and aggressive eyes of millet. Her parents didn't allow her to go, and then in high school, her sister's figure was already arrogant, and Qin Ze also opposed her sister's going to the public swimming pool, which could not be enjoyed by outsiders.

Qin Baobao often said, brother, you are promising in the future. You need to buy a villa with a swimming pool. My sister wears a swimsuit to show you every day.

Qin Ze, a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers, patted his chest and agreed.

Later, Qin Baobao felt that it was impossible to count on his brother for a lifetime, so he stopped saying such words and changed his mind to say that he must make a lot of money in the future, buy a villa by himself and bring a swimming pool.

In fact, with Qin Ze's family background, there is no need to worry about marrying a daughter-in-law. Take your sister home for a walk, and the marriage event is properly completed. Qin Ma estimated that with this level of confidence, she didn't worry about her son's marriage.