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"The black man has a good physique."

Fang Mo looked at the few people who were carrying the coffin in the distance, and he was also amazed: "This fucking coffin was made by Ma Yuling, and I put a layer of anodized aluminum inside, and they can actually lift it up."

"It's probably the fault of that Obama..."

The little demon next to him also answered when he heard this, but after thinking about it, he asked again: "Why is it made of anodized aluminum inside? Wouldn't it be better to use Mayu Ling?"

"Because anodized aluminum is pink."

Fang Mo spread his hands and said: "After all, Gu Yi has been fighting against the Dimensional Demon God all her life. It is really too miserable. Other women lie down at home every month when they feel uncomfortable, drinking hot water or something, but every time she What should I do after suffering for a month?"

"……what to do?"

The little demon blinked at the side and asked.

"The ancient first-rate is bleeding, eager to fight, and gets the blood rage effect when beating the dimension demon god."

Fang Mo said without thinking: "There are always a few days every month when the dimension demon gods don't even dare to show their heads. It has been hundreds of years. Oh, by the way, let me tell you some cold knowledge, smart The demon gods of all dimensions have learned to calculate the menstrual period of Master Ancient One..."

"6."

After hearing this, the little demon said something directly.

"By the way." Fang Mo suddenly interrupted and said, "Your menstrual period is around the middle of each month."

"6...huh?"

The little demon was only halfway through his words when he suddenly reacted: "How the hell do you know..."

"Because you were so irritable back then." Fang Mo spread his hands, "Did you forget that you charged 3,000 yuan in the DNF private server because you couldn't beat Giselle?"

"No wonder... as I said, why do you trick me into drinking hot water every time in the middle of the month?"

The little demon narrowed his eyes thoughtfully.

"Look, someone cares about you even, but Gu Yi doesn't." Fang Mo said cheerfully, "So I thought about getting her an anodized aluminum coffin, which is at least pink... her whole life I've never been a woman before, so I'll let her keep a girlish heart until the day she dies."

"Tch, I thought you wanted Gu Yi to be a woman again."

The little demon gave Fang Mo a white look.

"Uh, that's not enough..." Fang Mo touched his head, and then changed the subject: "Anyway, since Naia helped, I don't have to do anything."

Yes, Fang Mo originally wanted to secretly use the Void Ring to manipulate gravity and secretly help Fury.

But now it seems that this is no longer necessary.

So after thinking for a while, Fang Mo directly took out a stereo from the storage space.

These are all prepared by him before, and of course the background music inside is also included. This is a lossless version that Ultron found from the Internet.

I saw Fang Mo press the speaker on the ground with one hand, and smiled at Fury who was carrying the coffin not far away, and then put on a JOJO standing posture and shouted: "Accept, Fury! Coverage The five-kilometer coffin-carrying execution song for black people!"

However, the voice just fell.

Suddenly a big twisted black hand stopped in front of him.

"Um?"

Fang Mo was taken aback when he saw this, and then turned his head to look beside him, only to find that it was an unknown foreign god.

"Leave this kind of thing to the professionals."

It is obvious that this Outer God seems to be a bit inarticulate. I saw countless gray-white cilia that looked like maggots drilled out of the scarlet holes that were densely packed like lotus pods all over his body. They wriggled rhythmically like waves and passed them on to Fang Ink a simple message.

"Oh, that's fine too."

Regarding these foreign gods, Fang Mo was still very face-saving, nodded directly, and then turned sideways to give them the stereo.

And these Outer Gods had probably been arranged by Nyarlathotep long ago.

At this moment, after Fang Mo gave up his position, they all came over one after another. One of the vague sound wave entities stretched out an unknown limb and touched the speaker.

Immediately afterwards, he nodded knowingly.

In the next second, he and the other outer gods seemed to communicate with each other.

Soon these absurd things became restless collectively, and the entity transformed by the sound wave also raised the distorted flute in its hand.

"Bah woo woo!!!"

The monotonous and disgusting syllables suddenly exploded.

But very quickly, the sound of the flute began to change, gradually turning into an altered version of the tune of Astronomia, and the atmosphere instantly became cheerful yet weird.

"Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes...... Yes!"

Accompanied by the familiar melody, Nyarlathotep was the first to move. He clapped his hands suddenly, and an invisible mental ripple spread out from his hands.

There is no doubt about the great power of the Three Pillars God.

In just an instant, the minds of everyone around were affected.

Mare Falcon, Falcon Sam, and War Machine Rhodes were the first to suffer, and fell into a trance at the same time.

They suddenly felt that their bodies became extremely light, and their hearts became joyful for some reason, and they became cheerful, as if they were stepping on clouds from heaven under their feet. smile, the whole person almost subconsciously began to dance.

And under the spiritual suggestion of Nyarlathotep.

Although they haven't practiced at all, their dance skills are comparable to those of professional teams.

I saw the four dark-skinned men smiling, carrying the coffin politely, and began to swing from side to side with a unique rhythm.

The four of them cooperated surprisingly well. One second they were still swinging rhythmically, and the next second they suddenly sat on the ground together, letting their black suits and trousers be covered with dust, but they didn’t care. The four of them were carrying the heavy coffin on their shoulders. corner, and then danced with hands and feet.

Dusty underwear.

It contrasts sharply with the shiny leather shoes.

I saw enthusiastic smiles on the faces of several people, as if what was being carried on their shoulders was not someone else's coffin at all, but a golden mountain that made people feel happy.

After dancing on the ground for a while, they suddenly turned over and stood up collectively. Immediately afterwards, several white gloves grabbed the edge of the coffin at the same time, threw the coffin high into the air as if celebrating, and then lifted it up again. Hold it firmly with your hand.

But after throwing the coffin into the air for the last time, the few people did not reach out to pick it up, but instead pressed their knees against the bottom of the coffin.

Immediately afterwards, they took out a few white silk scarves from their breast pockets, and started waving them staggeredly on the coffin lid. some strange ancient ritual.

Their actions are cheerful and casual, and the background music with the same melody, although without a sense of solemnity, somehow seems to be able to soothe all grief.

Those mages who were originally heavy-hearted now felt inexplicably much more relaxed.

It was as if he had finally let go of this sad thing.

But when everyone was immersed in this feeling, suddenly there was a frenzied and blasphemous roar not far away, everyone was suddenly awakened, and turned their heads subconsciously, only to find that the person invited by Naia Those friends... They actually started dancing at this moment.

If we talk about the coffin-carrying of Fury and others.

It's just a little embarrassing.

Then the dancing posture of this group of foreign gods is really beyond the reach of ordinary people.

The dark green gaseous flame violently twisting in mid-air, the fuzzy sound wave clusters flickering everywhere, and the unpredictable humanoid monster with chaotic frame rate...

All these taboo existences are frantically playing at this moment.

As if they were in the court of Chaos, serving the unruly Chaos Lord Asatos, they began to twist their bodies frantically, causing everything to fall into the vortex of ultimate collapse that cannot be seen or spoken. .

Although they have tried their best to restrain themselves, and Doctor Strange also put defensive magic on everyone.

But this old look...

How can it be something that humans can wait and see?

The entire Karma Taj fell into unprecedented chaos at this moment, and the originally clean sky gradually disappeared without any pollution.

Instead, there is a distant and vast starry sky.

The lifeless stars seemed to be back on the right track, and countless taboo and blasphemous sights were projected from outside the sky. Some of them came from the sea of ​​alien lava, some came from the old capital in the deep sea, and even more From the Aldebaran... and the ancient temple beyond the stars.

One after another, the eyes of teasing, admiration, or hatred continued to cast.

It made the whole ceremony even more absurd.

Originally, with the help of Strange, the mages of Karma Taj had returned to normal earlier.

But in this weird ritual of four blacks carrying a coffin, more and more unspeakable beings began to watch here, causing them to fall into a state of insanity again. Some people began to have headaches, vomiting, and even dizziness. And more people are confused, as if they have stepped into the boundary between dream and reality.

Just under the hint of Naia.

No one seemed to realize that something was wrong now.

Even the Avengers felt a burst of joy from the bottom of their hearts.

As superheroes who save the world, they are often burdened with responsibilities and heavy burdens. It has been a long time since they have relaxed like this moment, so they all clapped their hands with smiles on their faces.

And just when the atmosphere on the field reached a peak.

Nyarlathotep also carried the coffin and began to lead the crowd towards the Kama Taj Mausoleum.

As I said before, Kama Taj’s cemetery is not far away on a foothill, which is specially used for the burial of these dead mages, and because it is Kama Taj’s own cemetery, here every day There are also people who are responsible for cleaning and management.

It's just that when everyone came here carrying the coffin.

The manager here has already started to step on a grave and start dancing. He is obviously a rickety old man, but at the moment he looks extremely excited.

But let's talk about the few sober people present.

Apart from this group of foreign gods and Fang Mo, there may be only these two supreme mages left.

"Stop! Stop quickly!"

Strange, of course, still looked the same, and yelled at Fang Mo while maintaining his magic: "This is the funeral of the supreme mage, what do you want to do with a bunch of dimensional demon gods!?"

Yes, because this group of Outer Gods all descended as incarnations.

So Strange probably mistook them and mistook them for Dimensional Demon Gods.

It's just that Fang Mo doesn't care about that, after all, this other Supreme Mage hasn't spoken yet, and of course it is Gu Yi, the Supreme Mage hiding in the corner.

Unlike Strange.

She had been in contact with Fang Mo for a long time.

So Gu Yi also knows that Fang Mo is most likely just playing. If you can cooperate with him and make him happy, you may even get some benefits, but if you dare to confront him... the whole Karma Taj can give you Yang.

So she simply ignored it.

Just pretend that the person being carried in that coffin is not himself at all.

But it turned out that Strange alone was unable to stop Fang Mo and the other gods.

The entire coffin-carrying session lasted for more than half an hour. The crowd surrounded Gu Yi's Mayu Ling's coffin and walked from the main courtyard of Kama Taj to the cemetery.

When the coffin was finally successfully put into the pit and everyone began to bury the soil, these foreign gods finally stopped playing and dancing. Of course, from the expressions, they seemed to be very happy. Of course, the surrounding Under the influence of Naia, the audience also listened very happily.

After all, they are actually no different from being crazy now, and it is normal to be happy.

To say the only uncomfortable person.

Maybe there is only Strange here.

After all, even if these outer gods came here as incarnations, the pollution they played would be terrifying.

If it is not stopped, these unreasonable voices are likely to spread along the atmosphere to the world, and then the consequences will be serious. The essence of this planet...may be irreversibly polluted, and all life forms All will be distorted and distorted.

So Strange didn't just protect everyone with a magic barrier.

He also activated the mirror space, covering the entire Karma Taj and its surroundings, trying to prevent these sounds from spreading to the outside world as much as possible.

And wait until it's all over.

Strange was really sweating profusely here.

His mana is not unlimited, and the constant use of overload does make him very tired.

"call……"

Seeing that everything was over, Strange immediately limp and wanted to sit on the ground.

However, seeing this, the wheelchair not far away suddenly flew over automatically, caught Strange's butt, and made him sit directly on top of him.

"Um?"

Strange was stunned for a moment, and looked down at the wheelchair. There was a trace of comfort in his eyes, and he couldn't help reaching out and touching the handle of the wheelchair.

And meanwhile, on the other side.

Nyarlathotep also laughed after carrying the coffin.

"Haha, this is really interesting!"

He looked up at Gu Yi who was not far away, and then he couldn't help laughing and said to Fang Mo: "Seeing off others in front of others is obviously an organization that takes protecting the earth as its mission...now But a large group of guys who can destroy the earth in an instant came to help their leader die, haha, you really belong to this."

"That must be."

Fang Mo also laughed when he heard the words: "I am a master in this respect."

"It's really fun." Nyarlathotep nodded with a smile, and then asked again: "But now that the coffin has been lifted, what else do you plan to do?"

"Oh, I'm going to say goodbye to them a little bit."

Hearing Naia's question, Fang Mo also said: "I'm a little tired of this world, I plan to go back and rest for a while, and then go to other worlds to play."

"so."

Nyarlathotep nodded, and then said: "You can come to my place if you have time, our side is also very interesting, there is a university that studies how to deal with us all day long..."

"Well, if you have a chance..."

Fang Mo nodded, just about to say something, but at this moment, there was a sudden burst of terrifying pressure in the air.

Fang Mo took advantage of the situation and looked up, a huge planet was slowly enlarging.