My Daoist Life

"One hundred, two hundred, two hundred one, two hundred two, two hundred three, two hundred four, two hundred five... Don't interrupt, don't interrupt, where did I count? Ouch, Teacher Lin, don't get caught, it hurts me to death. "My biggest interest right now is to count the money I put in the chocolate box. Teacher Lin was so angry every time. I didn't notice that Teacher Lin was back, otherwise I wouldn't count the money in front of her to play. The result was terrible. Teacher Lin pulled my ears very skillfully. Teacher Lin estimated that when I was a child, I was often pulled ears by the teacher. This is really good at pulling my ears.

　　 "Huang Jingyang, you are a kid, what are you going to do when you save so much money?" Teacher Lin asked with a grin.

　　 "Turn over the building and marry auntie." I was torn my ears by a woman, really, cough cough cough.

　　 "Didn't you say that you will marry Teacher Lin when you grow up?" Teacher Lin asked.

　　 I said, I nodded: "Turn the building first. Build the most beautiful building in the village. Three floors, oh no, four floors."

　　 "Why are you building such a big house? How many aunts do you want to marry?" Teacher Lin asked with a smile.

　　 "Marry so many aunts." I followed Teacher Lin's words. Did not notice that he fell into a trap.

　　 As a result, I was lifted up by a beautiful woman again, and then pressed on the bench. The **** were pulled down, and the buttocks were crackled and beaten several times: "It makes you not learn well."

　　 "I was wrong, I mean I grew up, married Teacher Lin, and gave birth to many children." I laughed.

　　 Teacher Lin chuckled. Actually, Teacher Lin didn't make much effort, so he pulled up my pants: "You should marry Xiaohua as an aunt, it will be the best."

　　 Xiaohua is the smallest of the three piglets we feed. I named the three flower pigs Dahua, Erhua, and Xiaohua. In the spring, the big flower, the second flower, and the small flower hold cubs one after another, and one can give birth to more than one. There were ten big peanuts, eleven two peanuts, and Xiaohua gave twelve in one breath.

　　I, I will marry Xiaohua. But now I was held by Teacher Lin, and I couldn't push my legs on the ground without stopping, which made Teacher Lin laugh more happily. I simply bowed my head, still holding it by Teacher Lin.

　　 "Smelly boy, I think of many aunts at such a young age, and I will definitely be a radish in the future." Teacher Lin squeezed my cheek and tugged.

　　 "Master, you got spanked by Teacher Lin again?" Huang Shulang didn't know where he got out of, so he didn't have the interest to admire me being held in Teacher Lin's hands. Even if I was carried by Teacher Lin, I would look more handsome than other children.

　　 "I will be called Shi Niang in the future, I don't know. When I grow up, I will marry Teacher Lin as aunty-in-law." I lifted my head and said to Huang Shulang in style. He simply forgot to be held by Teacher Lin.

　　 Huang Shulang looked at Teacher Lin hesitantly.

　　 "I won't fight for a while, go to the house to uncover the tiles." This time Teacher Lin tapped my knuckles on my head twice.

　　 At that time, I was thinking in my heart, so good men don’t fight women.

　　 Teacher Lin still put me down in a face-to-face manner, "Huang Shulang, you are not allowed to listen to Huang Jingyang, you can't bark, otherwise I will go to your house for a home visit. You opened Li Lijuan's skirt yesterday."

　　 Although Huang Shulang is afraid of me as a master, she is even more afraid of Teacher Lin. At least their family Huang Kui would not believe me as a master, but would only listen to Teacher Lin.

　　 Huang Shulang has been with me for a long time, so he has a lot of brains, he hehe smiled: "Master, do we still have special training today?"

"Of course, special training is necessary. If I am such a powerful master, if you are such a counseling apprentice, I will lose face in the future. Later I will let Black Bean trot with you ten or eight rounds. Don't be lazy. , Otherwise Heidou would really spit it out." This guy really short-circuited his head. Knowing that I had just been taught by Teacher Lin, he actually sent him up to give me anger. I happen to fulfill him.

　　 "Don't." Huang Shulang's face turned green when he heard it. But I am the master, I have the final say.

　　 Watching Huang Shulang panting and being roared by Black Bean and ran forward desperately, my young mind was finally balanced.

　　 I passed the entrance exam, and I took the first place in the class without any suspense. With such a good tutor, I don't take the first place. There is no reason for it. But what is surprising is that Huang Shulang actually lost his scheduled first-to-last throne. Became third in the top. This simply surprised everyone.

　　 came home with the report card. The first thing Teacher Lin did was not to praise me, but to torture me. I was a little worried about whether my ears would develop in the direction of Zhu Bajie in the future.

　　 "Boy, did you copy the answer to Huang Shulang?" Teacher Lin forced.

　　 "No!" This time I was really wronged. I was about to ask the fat man. How many domestic violence have I suffered because of him?

　　 Teacher Lin doesn’t seem to be telling lies this time, and is gentler: "Really not?"

　　 "I didn't even sit with him." I twitched my nose. My cultivator almost cried at that time.

　　 "Cheating on an exam is a very dishonest behavior. You know it? If you have it, you can change it, and if you don't, you will encourage you." Teacher Lin said.

　　 I felt that the vitality in my body was going to run away. In the absence of any evidence, I would get started as soon as I came up. Teacher Lin is increasingly violent.

　　 When I went to force Huang Shulang to question Huang Shulang, Huang Shulang was also very aggrieved: "The people around me have not taken as many tests as I have. Whose copy did I copy?"

　　 "Why are you smarter all of a sudden?" I scratched my head.

　　 "How do I know. My dad said that if I have less fat, people will be smarter." Huang Shulang said triumphantly.

　　 I took a closer look and found that Huang Shulang's fat is really small. But it's only less, but still a lot.

　　 Huang Shulang followed my butt, and suddenly became smarter. Originally because I took Huang Shulang to the main peak of the Bajiao Mountain last time, his father Huang Kui forbids Huang Shulang to play with me, but after getting the high school entrance examination results, Huang Kui cut a few pounds of front leg meat and came to our house.

　　 "Kuizi, what are you doing?" Grandpa looked at the large piece of foreleg in Huang Kui's hand with some surprise.

　　 "Second Uncle. I'm here to thank my teacher." Huang Kui's face was full of smiles. He also has a lot of fat on his face. Huang Shulang also inherited his genes.

　　 "Oh, it was for Teacher Lin." Grandpa nodded.

　　 "This time it's for Yangyang. Isn't my kid called Master Yangyang?" Huang Kui put the hind legs in his hands on the table.

　　 "For Yangyang?" Grandpa was surprised.

　　 "It must be given to Yangyang, my kid won third place this time."

　　 Grandpa chuckled: "Well, I used to be the last one, but this time I finally got the third last, and I finally got two places."

　　 Grandpa didn't expect Huang Shulang to get any good rankings.

　　 I walked out of the room: "Grandpa, you made a mistake. Huang Shulang is not third from the bottom this time, but third from the top."

　　 "Impossible." Grandpa couldn't believe it.

　　 Huang Kui looked embarrassed: "Second Uncle, this time my kid is really third. Look, this is the transcript."

　　 Grandpa took a look, his eyes widened. Chinese 86, Mathematics 90. It is really third.

　　 "There is blue smoke from your ancestral grave." Grandpa said after a long time.

　　 Huang Kui is also in a good mood, whatever grandpa says, he has a simple smile on his face.

　　 "Don't doubt classmate Huang Shulang, this time he really got the score he did. It's really improved."

　　 Huang Kui walked up to me and bowed to me, scared me hurriedly ran behind Teacher Lin.

"Yang Yang, my uncle used to be confused and superstitious. I followed the people in the village and didn't wait to see you. I really slaughtered a pig and became a pig. How could you be a scourge for such a clever boy? You will definitely be Wenquxing. From now on, our fat man You don't care if you want to beat or scold me. Second Uncle, I came to Xie Yangyang for this meat. Let's go." Huang Kui turned his head and left.

　　 Both adults at home turned their eyes to me. I haven't seen it in the world. How can I feel a little bit chill when I see these four eyes?

　　I just ran~www.readwn.com~ but I kicked and kicked my two calves in the air, why couldn't I get out. Teacher Lin has quick eyes and quick hands, and he even lifted me up.

　　 When I arrived at school the next day, Ma Jindong walked in front of me, pushed Jinshan down the jade column, and bowed his head: "Master, Master is on... and on, I will be worshipped by the disciple."

　　H, I jumped and almost didn't let me kneel back to Ma Jindong.

　　 "I'm not dead, you old man, what are you doing on my knees?" I was not angry.

　　 "I, I, I have to be the same as Huang and Huang Shulang, be, be..., be an apprentice." Hearing Ma Jindong finished a sentence, it made me very suffocated. Because he gives you an infinite loop from time to time.

　　 Ma Jindong is also very simple, since his tongue is not flexible, just give me three clicks.

"I, I, I don't accept you as a disciple. I stay with you for a long time. After a long time, maybe you will learn to stutter. Then I will be the master or you will be the master?" I really don't learn. Ma Jindong was shocked by him.

　　 "I...I change it." Ma Jindong said quickly.

　　 "It still doesn't work. When you change it, I stutter. That's a loss." I quickly walked away.

　　 Ma Jindong shouted to me: "If you don't agree, I won't get up!"

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