My Daoist Life

　　 "Fat man, look, there is a wild boar bathing in the pool!" I pointed to the pool and said loudly.

　　 "Where?" Huang Shulang hurried over and stretched out his head to look at the pool.

　　 I quickly kicked Huang Shulang's ass.

　　 Huang Shulang fell directly like a pig.

　　 "A lie, Master! Ah!"

　　 "Boom!"

　　 The water splashed Lao Gao. I am not worried that Huang Shulang will drown. It's really rare for the post-90s post-90s who don't know the water in the countryside. In addition, there is a river not far from Bajiao Village, and it is really rare that men and women in the village can't understand water. Huang Shulang also said that she ran to Dama River and hid behind the reef to watch the woman in the village take a bath.

　　 The water in the pool is not shallow, more than one foot deep, Huang Shulang fell into the water and only emerged after a while.

　　 Huang Shulang spit out and yelled: "Master, Master, you just don't want to teach me martial arts, and you can't clean up the door. I know you are rare for Teacher Lin to be a mother-in-law, and I haven't gone to see Teacher Lin take a shower."

　　 This bastard! I picked up a big rock and smashed it down. Two meters away from Huang Shulang, it hit the water heavily, like a bomb, and the water splashed Lao Gao. Huang Shulang was taken aback, and quickly swam to the edge of the pool.

　　 I wanted to jump down too, but when I fell into the water, I was afraid that I would get soaked like Huang Shulang. There are a lot of snacks in the bag. The newly bought flashlight has not been used. I'm afraid I'll be blinded by the water.

　　 I can push the coffin away with the character of vitality and wind, can you send me down with the character of vitality and wind?

　　 Thinking of this, I immediately condensed a vitality character. After resting here for a long time, my vitality has slightly recovered. Just can condense a vitality character. I picked up the black beans, and when my thoughts moved, the vitality wind character immediately turned into a small whirlwind, wrapping me up, and my body immediately fell in love, and I actually flew!

　　 The most important thing is that this whirlwind seems to be able to understand my heart, and dragged me out of the waterfall slowly, then slowly flew over the pool, and then slowly fell. Only when I landed, my vitality was consumed. The whirlwind immediately lost control and turned into a wind and flew into the woods. Black beans and I immediately fell from the sky. He weighed heavily on Huang Shulang who had just climbed ashore.

　　 Huang Shulang had just climbed ashore and was breathing non-stop on the shore, being so pressed by me, he almost stopped breathing.

　　 "Ghost!" Huang Shulang naturally didn't expect that I would come down in this domineering way. I was so scared to death that I was scared to pee.

　　 I couldn't sit still, turned to the ground, the black beans in my hand rolled out all the way, hummed a few times, and expressed my extreme dissatisfaction with me.

　　 "What's the name of the ghost? Get up quickly, it's getting late, we have to go back quickly. Heidou, you go call Lao Huang down, we are back." I gave Heidou a command, and Heidou ran away.

　　 Huang Shulang opened his eyes wide and looked at the running black bean, envious.

"Master, when you are silly, just give me a dog like this." Huang Shulang got up, took off his clothes, wrung out the water, and finally put on the inner, holding the underwear in his hands, his skin was white. It's incredible, like a pig walking upright.

　　 "No problem, you behave better, maybe I will consider it." I thought about it and said.

　　 "Master, we have found all the secrets this time, how can I practice martial arts when I look back?" Huang Shulang said again.

This is a problem. My Tao can’t be taught to this elm head. I haven’t figured out what’s going on, so how can I teach it to Huang Shulang? However, I remembered the Xingyi Five Elements Boxing. Since Xingyi Five Elements Boxing is too difficult, then I can find a kind of kung fu that is not too difficult to teach Huang Shulang.

　　 "Don't worry, there is a way for the teacher." My scholar's accent on TV said.

　　 Huang Shulang is quite useful, nodding and bowing again: "I will go to our house and cut a catty of pig head meat and send it to Master's house."

　　 Nima, I can’t wait to kick Huang Shulang back into the pool again. My peerless martial arts only cures a catty of pig meat? Why is it worth a pig's head?

　　 Only when he returned to his yard, Teacher Lin greeted him, "Huang Jingyang, where are the mushrooms you picked?"

mushroom! This important question is forgotten.

　　 "Don't say it. The fat man Huang Shulang was carrying a basket, but he fell into the pool all by one, and all the mushrooms fell into the pool." When I saw Teacher Lin, I was a little frustrated. Children with a guilty conscience look like this.

　　 Teacher Lin smiled: "Huang Jingyang, have you forgotten that you always look around when you lie?"

　　 I knew it, I knew I couldn't fool this shrewd and beautiful woman. Can only bow his head and pretend to be honest.

　　 "Huang Jingyang, hurry up and put all your tricks away. Otherwise, I will give you fried pork with bamboo shoots today." Teacher Lin threatened.

　　 Smart women learn things too fast, even our specialty here, bamboo shoots fried pork. This bamboo shoot fried pork is not the other bamboo shoot fried pork. The children in the village make mistakes, and what parents like most is to use the bamboo branches to teach. After the bamboo branches lose their leaves, they may be used to make brooms or to teach children. The thin branches are very painful when drawn on the body, but they will not hurt the bones or break the skin. No need to worry about sequelae. And the materials are extremely cheap and can be seen everywhere. The children in the village all grew up eating fried pork with bamboo shoots.

　　 "Teacher Lin, now the bamboo shoots have become bamboo. Where can I eat it?" I said with a smile.

"Huh! It seems that someone doesn't shed tears when they don't see the coffin. You said you went out to play, and you lied to me to pick mushrooms. The most hateful thing is that you promised to take me with you. You even threw me away. It's down. See if I don't have to clean up your meal today, it won't work." Teacher Lin mentioned me.

　　 My Huang Jingyang was actually picked up by a woman. Do children have no human rights?

　　 My heart shook, and righteously shouted: "Grandpa, help!"

The world of grown-ups is not something that a monastic child of mine can understand. The grandfather who has always regarded me as a baby actually helped him to abuse him: "Teacher Lin, don't hit with your hands. Our farmer’s child has thick skin and hurt your hand. I let go behind the door A bamboo stick. It can be hit hard."

Ok. I finally understand, I picked it up.

　　 I suddenly felt cold in my butt. Teacher Lin took off my pants. Shi Ke could not be humiliated. If I hadn't seen her as a woman, I would have been rude to her. But don't think that she is a woman and I can't help it.

　　 I turned my head and saw Teacher Lin raised the bamboo sticks high, and immediately screamed.

　　 "Oh mother. It hurts to death."

　　 Teacher Lin chuckled: "Huang Jingyang, it's too early. My stick hasn't fallen yet."

　　 When I was stupid, the stick fell down and I called for nothing.

"Snapped!"

　　 "Oh mother. Teacher Lin, are you really fighting?" This time it really hurts. It seems that I really offended her this time.

"You thought I was doing it? Huang Jingyang, tell me honestly, where did you go today? I heard the owner of the commissary said that you bought a flashlight from him the day before yesterday and you also bought cookies. You go out today, it's dawn Just set off, what to take a flashlight photo? You have so much soil and moss on you. You always say, where did you go? "Isn't the hair long and short-sighted? Is a beauty with hair so smart and reasonable?

　　 How can I admit counsel in front of a woman?

　　 "I went to take a bath over the water pool. There is a rock cave over the water pool. I heard that there are fish in it. I brought a flashlight."

"Snapped!"

　　 was beaten on the **** again. It was hot. I greeted many ancestors of the family who invented the use of bamboo sticks to beat people.

　　 "You still dare to lie. Don't you say it, do you think Huang Shulang dare not say it? I told Huang Shulang's parents today that when you two come back, the trial will be held immediately. After Huang Shulang confessed, you will be doubled."

　　 Teacher Lin gave me no retreat. I am silent.

　　 "I know you are going to the main peak of the Bajiao Mountain! I just want to hear you tell it honestly. Why do I want you to take a lesson today." Teacher Lin slapped me again.

　　 I stopped calling. Because I heard Teacher Lin's voice trembled. I turned my head and saw Teacher Lin's eyes were red. She is worried about me. UU reading www.uukanshu.com Although I am still young, I can feel the warmth of being cared for.

　　 Teacher Lin dropped the bamboo strip in his hand and pulled up my pants: "Huang Jingyang, I tell you, if you dare to go to the main peak of the Bajiao Mountain in the future, I will break your leg."

　　 After this time, I don’t want to risk going there anymore.

　　 "Teacher Lin, I promise not to go." I slumped my head and lay on Teacher Lin's lap. I actually fell asleep on a woman's lap. Today is thrilling and exhausting. Although there is still some burning pain on the ass, he can sleep soundly.

When 　　 woke up, it was already night. Grandpa put the food in the rice pot to heat it, and it was still hot while eating.

"You child, when Teacher Lin went to the small shop to buy things, he found out that you bought a flashlight there. I guess you might have gone to the main peak of the Bajiao Mountain. Don't you know how dangerous it is? There are so many people in the archaeological team, and no one is alive. Come out. You and the fat man are fate. If you can't get out, what should you do?" Grandpa smoked cigarettes and didn't speak for a long time.

　　 I didn't talk to my grandfather and Teacher Lin about the cave, nor did they ask. This thing just passed. Since then, I have become more well-behaved. It looks like a normal child.

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