My Senior Brother is Too Steady

　　 "Sister!"

　　 "At!"

　　 "Please listen to the question!"

"Yes!"

　　 Li Changshou's sleeve robe waved, and a little girl sitting cross-legged on the grass beside the lake suddenly threw twelve spirits.

"Assume, Master Sister, you are training at the ninth level of Huashen, flying on the road, and suddenly found a land where there is no one. How do you do it?

　　The following are three options:

　　A, rush to kill him, you are the embodiment of justice!

　　B, throwing the magic weapon at a distance to beat this man, and then calmly leave, destroying his interest.

　　C, just saw nothing, and slipped away. "

　　Lan Ling'e blinked, and there seemed to be something in her question and options that was not understandable by her age...

　　Li Changshou smiled and reminded the sentence: "Multiple choice questions, choose it."

　　 "A?" Lan Ling'e answered with some uncertainty.

　　Li Changshou said indifferently: "How do you know that this person does not hide his cultivation behavior, but only intentionally reveals the sixth order of the deity, in fact, he is already a master of returning to the virtual realm?

　　 Generally speaking, the guy who dares to do this unscrupulous thing is definitely a shameless person. How can you pin hope on his honesty! "

　　 "Then," Lan Ling'e frowned, "B?"

"Sister sister, don't forget, you are also a female nun," Li Changshou sighed. "If the various assumptions in Jia are established, this beast sees you like a flower-like jade sister. Don’t you even have to take it in?”

Lan Ling'e's face turned red, dizzy and messy, and she said in a weak voice: "But brother, this option is not something my monks should do. My father said a similar reason when I was very young. Several of our brothers and sisters can come forward to punish the strong and weak.

　　Father said that if everyone is uncomfortable and will not help, then once the victim is himself, isn’t it..."

　　 "No, sister, you have to remember that if you are in a peaceful and friendly environment, your idea is absolutely correct.

　　 But Honghuang is not a peaceful place. Masters here are like clouds. Gas refining princes can often fight for a magic weapon and a spiritual root. Most of the monks who can survive are mostly ruthless people. "

　　Li Changshou stared at the lake with a hand, and sighed, "It is difficult to survive in this world with such an idea of ​​generosity and chivalry.

　　 What we have to do is not to do evil or evil, but we don't have to stop evil.

　　Rather than be a hero when you have insufficient skills, it is better to live forever. When you stand at the apex of all beings and can make rules, you must rewrite the living environment of the weak in the entire floodplain.

　　 So, do you understand? "

"Ok!"

　　Lan Ling'e nodded heavily, her eyes full of light.

　　 It was at this time that the brothers and sisters did not find that a ray of green smoke floated out of the cottage not far away, and quietly floated behind them.

　　 Li Changshou said in a deep voice: "Sister sister! Now I will give you another chance to choose, say it happily and firmly!

　　If you encounter a male indecent assault, what should you do! "

　　Lan Ling'e's eyes were full of light and his voice was not loud, but he shouted very firmly: "C, just don't see it! Sneeze past!"

　　 "Well!" Li Changshou couldn't help but gave his thumbs up to his sister, and there was a touch of emotion in his heart.

　　The two-day teaching has achieved such a result. It has been carried on like this, and within a few years, you don’t have to worry about what trouble the teacher and sister will have and thus involve yourself!

　　 There is a sister who understands low-key survival, it is really...

　　 Suddenly, there was a cold wind blowing behind him, the pair of brothers and sisters covered up with sweat, and an old and cold voice suddenly sounded from behind:

　　 "Li, Chang, Longevity!"

　　 slightly, creak...

　　 This is Lan Ling's teeth trembling.

　　 Li Changshou twitched his corner of his mouth and looked at it, squeezing out a smile immediately.

　　 "Master, your retreat is over? Are you going to start today's hard teaching for the little sister..."

　　Master, tell me something, Master! What are you doing?

　　 I am also your apprentice! Master can't abuse the big one if he is small! "

　　 "Fuck!"

　　The head of Qiyuan Dao had to fly around, his eyes were round, and he held the whisk to fight.

　　 "If you are timid and afraid of things, you still have to teach your sister and sister! You must take care of your meal today for the teacher!"

　　However, when the dust fell, Li Changshou's figure was wrapped in a blue light, and appeared on the other side of the willow tree instantly, and once again begged for mercy against Master.

　　 "Dare to hide with wood escape! Looking for a fight!"

　　Qi Yuan was even more angry, struggling to catch up with the dust.

Li Changshou's body fluttered back, continuously avoiding the master's pursuit; Qi Yuandao began to urge his spells, and the dust in his hands grew violently. Can always find a gap to hide.

　　 "Master, let's get rid of it, I'm not doing it for the sake of my sister."

　　 "Let's go to Xianmen to teach people, that is the Three Religious Sects! How can you come out of you, a descendant full of crooked evils!"

　　 "Not yet Master, you have a good eye and a talent."

　　 "Bah! Clean up the portal today, wow! Wow! I'm so angry!"

　　 "Master, you are not handsome at all when you are angry..."

　　Under the shadow of Liu, at first I saw Ling'e, who was very nervous when he was about to beat his brother, and he was gradually chased and laughed by his master and his brother.

　　 She could see that the master did not really strike out, and the figure of the brother dodge was also very freehand.

　　 chased like this for a moment. Brother seemed to slip and fall to the ground; Master rushed up and pressed the brother directly there, and beat the brother's buttocks fiercely with a whisk, sending out a rhythmic sound...

　　 After a while, Qi Yuandao, who had taught the apprentice for a while, got up and sorted out the scattered robe, and yelled at the embarrassed apprentice on the ground:

　　 "Let me reflect on the teacher!"

　　 In the future, you are not allowed to teach your sister how to be a man!

　　Go and cover the grass for your sister! "

　　 "Ah, yes, the disciples obey..."

　　 "Ling E comes here! Preach and teach for the teacher! Forget all the distortions taught by your brother!"

"Oh!"

　　 Ling'e responded weakly, looking worriedly at his swollen **** under his brother's robes, and glimpsed Li Changshou's right hand hidden in his sleeve robe...

　　 The right hand flicked her gently, making a thumbs-up gesture.

　　 Ling'e was a little more at ease, and seeing his brother's embarrassed appearance lying on the grass, he bowed his head and chuckled, quickly chased back to Master's back.

　　 But her steps became more brisk, and she gradually ran away...

　　 Li Changshou sighed in that faint sigh, and a white cloud drifted from the side, slowly holding him up.

　　Master really started!

　　Li Changshou touched the buttocks, took a breath, and then sighed quietly again.

　　I knew that I would be beaten by Master, so I would not let Master catch it...

　　 will not work either. Master's face still has to be scrupulous. After all, Master Cheng Xian's hopes are slim and the pressure is huge.

　　 Judging from the spells revealed by the Master just now, the external and internal emptiness, and the locking of his own Qi machine are also intermittent, which is obviously a manifestation of the excessive rush to promote cultivation to the state...

　　Fill, let's think of a way to increase the probability that Master will survive the Sky Tribulation.

　　 Li Changshou scratched his head, lying in the cloud and lost in thought, slowly drifting away to the third grass cottage that had been built not far away.

　　……

　　 In the evening, lying in the grass cottage that Brother just repaired for himself, feeling the softness of the grass mat under him, Ling'e turned over and over and could not sleep for a long time.

　　 These days, it seems like a dream.

　　 nine years old;

　　 While walking with her mother to the market, UU reads www. uukanshu.com was photographed by an old fairy and was taken as an apprentice by the old fairy.

Although her parents can’t bear themselves, it’s a great thing. If they succeed in their cultivation, their clan will be able to follow them in the future. So after holding a teacher banquet at home, she took her mother’s many instructions and followed Master to Duxianmen. .

　　 Then, I met some strange brother.

　　 Brothers have a lot of sounds that make sense, but they are always a bit wrong

　　 Master repeatedly warned that Brother was a weird person, and he could not learn to be a man with him, but he always felt that Brother was actually a very powerful gas-refining person.

　　 There are not too many etiquettes and rules in the mountains. The lakes and mountains are full of deliciousness. The monastic practice is also quite interesting, at least not as boring as I thought before I came.

　　 Of course, the happiest thing is to grill with my brother, feed fish together, wander around in the mountains together, find some delicious game to fill my little belly, and then sit quietly by the lake for a while, listening to my brother to say those sloppy things...

　　 Will it be like this in the future?

　　 shrinking in a quilt of unknown material, Ling'e exhaled softly and turned to face the window.

　　 Suddenly she felt that there was a shadow shaking in front of her eyes, and her eyes were slightly wide and sleepy, but she was suddenly scared to wake up, and her petite body could not help shaking a few times.

　　Out of the window, Li Changshou was lying on a white cloud and gently waved at her.

　　 "Teaching at night, girl."

　　 "Huh?" Ling E blinked, then shrank his head gently under the quilt, "Uh..."

　　 "Please listen to the second question below!"

　　Uh, Brother really is a weirdo.

　　……

　　So, ten years later.