My Bad Luck Was Broadcast Live

Chapter 56

“Stop kidding, this joke is not funny, master.”

There was silence for a few seconds, and in the end, the helicopter driver still couldn’t believe Su Yuan’s words.

After all, he himself is an almighty mercenary, who is proficient in dozens of fields, among which the skill of flying a helicopter is even more impressive.

“Let’s put it this way, master, the probability of an accident when I am flying a plane is the same as lying at home and being hit by a truck. It is completely impossible.”

Su Yuan was taken aback for a moment and then smiled: “Have you not investigated me in detail before you came to me?”

“Um, because time is too short, I have been abroad before, so I didn’t have time to investigate.”

The helicopter driver coughed awkwardly: “What’s the matter, master?”

“It’s nothing, it’s just that if you investigate in detail I will know…”

Su Yuan responded: “Not long ago, I was really hit by a truck breaking through a wall at home.”

Helicopter driver: “…”

Damn it, can someone really lie at home and get hit by a car?

And was it really hit by a truck?

My master, this special cat is too unlucky, right? !

The face was slapped too fast, and the helicopter driver blushed instantly.

Then, after a few hurried coughs, the helicopter driver quickly turned off the topic!

“Anyway…I won’t have an accident anyway!”

The driver insisted to the extreme.

Upon seeing this, Su Yuan didn’t bother to continue speaking, to forcefully change the helicopter driver’s thinking.

Anyway, the time to come will always come, and when everything comes, the helicopter driver will understand what Su Yuan’s luck is.

“Master, don’t worry about it anymore. Tell me how old you are, why do you think so much.”

“Young people, there should be some young people’s vitality, don’t be so pessimistic.”

“We will arrive successfully.”

Seeing Su Yuan not speaking, the helicopter driver thought he had convinced Su Yuan, so he nagged even more.

However, when he was madly complacent and nagging with Su Yuan, a few alarms sounded.

The helicopter driver immediately checked the situation!

Then, he suddenly discovered that there was a problem with their helicopter!

Turning his head and looking at Su Yuan, the helicopter driver was stupid.

“What’s the matter?” Su Yuan asked.

The wrinkles on the panicked face of the helicopter driver were all gathered together: “Young.. Master… something has happened, we… really have something wrong…”

“Oh.”

Su Yuan nodded calmly.

Seeing Su Yuan’s calmness, the helicopter driver panicked even more: “Master, our helicopter has an accident. He is out of order. We will soon be unable to drive and we will fall down!!”

“Hmm.” Su Yuan continued to nod his head calmly.

The helicopter driver crashed: “Master, do you know what I’m talking about, we, we are about to fall, we are about to crash!”

“I know.”

Su Yuan opened the drink in his hand and took a sip slowly.

“Then why are you still like this, aren’t you scared at all, aren’t you panicked at all?”

The helicopter driver asked.

Su Yuan smiled: “What are you panicking? I told you a while ago, will something happen to us?”

When Su Yuan was hit, the old face of the helicopter driver suddenly became redder.

Yes, Su Yuan had told him before that something would happen to them!

But under the circumstances at the time, who could believe Su Yuan’s words!

“Whether you know it before or not, the question is, Master, we are about to crash now, are you not afraid at all?”

The helicopter driver took a deep breath. .

Su Yuan was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and shook his head: “It’s okay, maybe it’s because of the bad luck that I have experienced so much, so I don’t think it’s nothing.”

Helicopter driver: “???”

What is the reason for this special?

“Master, have you ever experienced something worse than this?” the helicopter driver asked in a low voice.

Nodded, Su Yuan analyzed it.

“Well, a lot. A few days ago, I was kidnapped by two lunatic murderers in China, Haixin Hairui…”

“A few days ago, I was struck by lightning three times from the top of the head in two minutes at the same time…”

“Before I lay at home and was hit by a truck…”

“Before I went to the vegetable market to buy groceries, I was bitten by a deadly poisonous snake…”

“Before and before…”

Su Yuan kept talking about the big and small things he encountered.

Listening to his narration, the helicopter driver’s mood suddenly became much calmer.

“Master, you are so miserable. After listening to your life story, I suddenly felt that our current situation is not that bad.”

With that said, the helicopter driver stopped flying the plane, but was looking for something.

However, after searching for something, the helicopter driver panicked again: “Master, it’s over!”

“Why is it over again?”

Su Yuan sighed, “I don’t know what your name is. If you are the driver, just call you the old machine.”

“Master, at this time, don’t engage in such homophonic slurs, let’s not talk about the machine, civilized you and me.”

The helicopter driver responded solemnly.

“Ahem, don’t interrupt.”

Su Yuan coughed and said, “Old Ji, no matter what happens, the first thing we need to do is to calm down!”

“Is it useful to panic when encountering these things? It’s useless at all, so instead of this, we might as well face him calmly.”

“It’s all over one bite. What a fuss, how will you make a big deal in the future?”

The helicopter driver was extremely ashamed by Su Yuan’s chicken soup.

“But, master, there is only one parachute left on our plane, and this parachute is extremely unlucky.”

Listening to the helicopter’s explanation, Su Yuan was taken aback for a moment, and then smiled on his face.

“It’s okay, I prepared the parachute in advance.”