My Attic Connects To Other Worlds

The audience was really amazed.

And the players who competed on the same field were also shocked.

There is still this routine? That's awesome!

The nearly thousand-character "Name of Reporting Food" is memorized back and forth?

It's incredible?

Wang Huan looked at the other thirty groups of contestants and asked, "Who else?"

No one responded.

Wang Huan continued to ask: "Who else wants to compete with me for the basic skills of cross talk? Who else wants to compete with me in "The Name of the Dishes"?"

Still no one responded.

Wang Huan looked at the judges' bench and said, "Mr Zhang Wenyao, am I eligible to perform on this stage now? Can you give me a fair and just competition?"

Zhang Wenyao's face was very ugly. After a while, he said, "Of course, but I still want to tell you that the basic skills of cross talk are important, but in the final analysis, it is the creative ability. The work is the most convincing. And you too. Knowing the purpose of our national cross talk contest, that is, only using original scripts."

Wang Huan said, "I know."

This is the root of the story. The most important thing in cross talk is the jokes. The jokes are not funny. Even if you have a deep foundation, it is useless.

And excellent cross talk jokes are actually very difficult to write.

Often it takes one or two years to write a crosstalk work.

So many cross talk actors are performing on TV and can't write a paragraph, what should I do? Just copy the Internet jokes. A dozen Internet jokes are connected together to form a collection, which is not a complete work at all.

The other contestants actually have a company behind them, a cross talk club.

The works they come to participate in are often written with the power of the entire company, and basically they do not fight alone.

And Wang Huan went solo, and he didn't graduate from high school, let alone write a joke.

Therefore, no matter how fast you speak, no matter how fluent the name is, no matter how strong the memory is, it is useless.

Otherwise, this is not a cross talk contest, but a super brain.

If the jokes don’t work, then it’s nothing.

They absolutely don't believe that Wang Huan's ability to write stories in a short time can be compared to a professional cross talk team?

People have been doing this for decades.

I have already played three groups of players just now, and those jokes are all excellent, but they have all been eliminated.

Can you make an exception for Wang Huan?

Zhang Wenyao said: "Wang Huan, your performance just now won you three minutes."

"We will give you three minutes. If your jokes are not exciting, funny, or outstanding within three minutes, we will still ring the bell and eliminate them."

"Within three minutes, the audience did not laugh three times or applaud three times, then your cross talk work still fails, and we will still eliminate you! This is also the general standard of our show, and we did not treat you harshly."

three minutes?

Make the audience laugh three times and applaud three times?

The difficulty is really not small, because before the whole network black Wang Huan, so the audience is quite hostile to Wang Huan, thinking that he is a clown who likes to hype.

Although Wang Huan’s application name has restored part of his image, it takes time and works to completely restore the previous image of a hyped clown.

"Well, Wang Huan, please officially start your performance!"

Suddenly, everyone pricked their ears and waited for Wang Huan's performance.

The time to see the true chapter has arrived.

You, the king of hype, would you ever say cross talk?

The name of the dish is not a real cross talk.

The time has come to truly decide whether Wang Huan can stay, or even go further in the National Cross Talk Contest.

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The host said: "Wang Huan, Lu Zhengtao, please start your performance."

Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao stood in front of the microphone again.

Wang Huan smiled and said: Master, this is the first time we have come to this stage, right?

Lu Zhengtao: The first time.

Wang Huan: But everyone and I are also old friends.

Lu Zhengtao: What is it?

Wang Huan: Because I was often seen on TV and on the Internet. When I was squatting in the toilet two days ago, I saw my name on the door. I don’t know what to write. There are a lot of people lying on it. Flies, still bloodshot, this buddy hates me so much that he has **** fissures.

Lu Zhengtao: Oh, your name is too savory, it smells so bad, but it's also possible that this buddy forgot to bring paper.

Having said that, the audience couldn't help but laughed out loud.

Wang Huan laughed at himself very funny, although a bit vulgar, but still funny.

Next, Wang Huan's performance continued.

Wang Huan: Although everyone has heard of my name, they have never seen me face to face.

Lu Zhengtao: There is no such opportunity, otherwise you would have been beaten to death a long time ago.

Wang Huan: So everyone is very interested. Wouldn't I take this opportunity to show up in public so that everyone can see clearly? But to be honest, I didn't prepare any programs when I came to the stage today.

Lu Zhengtao: Huh? This is all on stage, and you are not even ready for the show?

Wang Huan: Master, what show do you think I should perform? We are all athletes, how about a sports game here?

Lu Zhengtao: Running?

Wang Huan: That won't work, breaking the world record here doesn't count as a run for nothing.

Lu Zhengtao: How about we boxing?

Wang Huan: Do you think it is appropriate for me to hit you? Besides, you see my face is so handsome, are you willing to start?

Lu Zhengtao: I don't look at it, I'm afraid that I will slap you to death. What events do we compete?

Wang Huan: What do you think I have?

Lu Zhengtao: Your specialty? Isn't it running? You are a sprinter.

Wang Huan: Huh? You are my master, why don’t I know what specialties do I have? !

Lu Zhengtao: Apart from running, I really don't know.

Wang Huan: Bragging, I will bragging! Some time ago I made a big shot, saying that I want to win the gold medal in the 100m Olympics. Don’t you know?

Lu Zhengtao: If it weren't for this bad luck, your name wouldn't be smeared on the wall. But what does this have to do with today's show?

Wang Huan: Master, for today's performance, let's brag about it!

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Depend on! There is it!

Many judges have already felt the charm of this paragraph inexplicably.

Because of special questions.

Why is Wang Huan famous and why is he scolded by the whole people?

Isn't it because he made a big talk on the "Study Hard" program, claiming that he is going to compete for the Olympic gold medal in the 100m?

Everyone said he was bragging.

Unexpectedly, the theme of his cross talk today is bragging?

Is this the finishing touch?

Suddenly some of the audience began to applaud, and some were already laughing again.

What Wang Huan wants to adapt is the classic piece "Hundred Blows" by another world master Ma Ji, which is particularly funny.

This work is also a masterpiece of Mr. Ma.

The big waves are scouring the sand, even after more than ten years, many cross talk tapes have this joke.

It can be seen how successful, how funny, and how classic.

It is not only funny, but also has a strong social irony.

Although Mr. Ma Ji has other stories that are more famous, such as "Universe Brand Cigarette", "Hundred Puffs" is more in line with Wang Huan at this time.

For Wang Huan, this cross talk work is a complete multiplier.

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Then Wang Huan's performance continued.

The state is getting better and better and more exciting.

The judges were shocked, and the other contestants couldn't believe it.

The audience present was even more surprised.

This cross talk written by Wang Huan is really funny.

It's just a constant laughter, one after another, the audience laughed completely forward and backward.

Zhang Wenyao said that Wang Huan should be given three minutes.

If the judges cannot be impressed within three minutes, they will still be eliminated by ringing the bell.

The three-minute show time is coming soon.

Wang Huan had already spoken wonderfully, and the climax was repeated.

Lu Zhengtao: I have an ancestral secret recipe for bragging, I can blow the square into a circle.

Wang Huan: I can grow short ones.

Lu Zhengtao: I can make the ugly beautiful.

Wang Huan: I can blow the dead into life.

Lu Zhengtao: Hey, you are too good.

Wang Huan: Blow it? !

Lu Zhengtao: Let me tell you, our family is a bragging family, my father is bragging, and a lot of them in their circle are bragging.

Wang Huan said: I know, there are not five people sitting in front of us, all of whom are known as judges.

When it comes to this, the three-minute performance time is up.

The audience couldn't help it anymore, burst into laughter, and began to applaud.

The faces of the five judges have also become exciting.

All the audience couldn't help but look at the judges' bench and laughed out again.

The hammers in the hands of the five judges really can't go on. If you go on it now, that would be revenge on the players. Why are you so narrow-minded.

And Wang Huan's cross talk is really funny.

The sense of rhythm is even better.

No one knocked the bell to eliminate, so Wang Huan's performance continued.

It was really layer upon layer, the laughter was constant, and it was brilliant.

Next, Wang Huan's performance became even more climax.

The laughs are extremely dense, one after another.

This section of Mr. Ma Ji's "Hundred Blows" is extremely excellent even for a famous artist, and it is the kind that can be awarded on CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

What's more, to such a newcomer as Wang Huan? The audience's psychological expectations of him are not high at all, after all, he has never said cross talk.

All of a sudden, it was a classic verse that had been circulating for decades, and the lethality could be imagined.

What kind of surprise can it bring? ! It can also be imagined.

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The performance continued until the middle and late stages.

Lu Zhengtao: I invited someone to dinner last night!

Wang Huan: I also invited someone to dinner last night!

Lu Zhengtao: How do I blow, how does he blow!

Wang Huan: Come on!

Lu Zhengtao: It's bad to eat. I swallowed my chopsticks!

Wang Huan: It's spoiled even if I eat it! I swallowed the spoon!

Lu Zhengtao: I'm eating it and it's broken! I bit off a piece of the plate.

Wang Huan: It's spoiled even if I eat it! I'll bite off a big bowl!

Lu Zhengtao: It's bad after eating it! I bit off that table!

Wang Huan: It's spoiled even if I eat it. I bite... I bit my nose off!

Lu Zhengtao: Huh? Can you get it?

Wang Huan: I bit with my feet crossed! Can you control it?

...

Everyone listened with great enthusiasm, and this cross talk by Wang Huan came to an end soon.

Lu Zhengtao: I am two meters tall and sixty-nine meters tall.

Wang Huan: I'm three meters sixty-nine.

Lu Zhengtao: Are you that tall?

Wang Huan: Are you that tall?

Lu Zhengtao: I am expanding with heat and contracting with cold!

Wang Huan: I have expanded with heat and contracted with cold.

Lu Zhengtao: Then you are not as tall as I am. I am as tall as the Beijing White Tower.

Wang Huan: I am a head taller than the White Tower.

Lu Zhengtao: I am still taller.

Wang Huan: I am tall.

Lu Zhengtao: The plane flew from my waist.

Wang Huan: The satellite hit me under my feet.

Lu Zhengtao: I am tall.

Wang Huan: I am tall.

Lu Zhengtao: The blue sky above my head, and the foot on the ground can't be higher!

Wang Huan: I... my upper lip is next to the sky, my lower lip is next to the ground!

Lu Zhengtao: Huh? ! The upper lip is next to the sky and the lower lip is next to the ground?

Wang Huan: Ah!

Lu Zhengtao: Where is your face then?

Wang Huan: Those of us who talk about cross talk are shameless!

Lu Zhengtao: Hey!

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At this point, Wang Huan's cross talk performance officially ended.

Wang Huan bowed and said, "Our performance is over. Our cross talk is called "I want to brag". Thank you everyone."

Suddenly, the audience burst into thunderous applause.

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