My Attic Connects To Other Worlds

"As we all know, this year's national cross talk contest is very different from previous years."

"First of all, the lineup of judges is unprecedentedly luxurious, and the lineup of players is also unprecedentedly shocking."

"Don't gossip, let's first invite five judges, and they are Mr. Ma Guang, the chairman of the National Song Artists Association."

"Famous comedy director Feng Ku, he has won the Golden Rooster and the Huabiao Awards, and his work has been nominated for many international film competitions. His films have won the national box office champion four times. In fact, I don’t need to introduce him at all. The people all over the country remember him. I am honored to be able to invite the director to sit here this time."

"The third judge is the vice chairman of our National Folk Arts Association, Teacher Li Jing. Teacher Li has been to the CCTV Spring Festival Gala seven times and is also a crosstalk master loved by the people all over the country."

"The fourth judge is a famous cross talk master. Now the vice chairman of Changying Group, Mr. Zhu Wentong."

"The fifth judge is a cross talk champion, a national first-class actor, a standing committee member of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference, and teacher Zhang Wenyao."

This lineup is really amazingly luxurious, so the soundtrack is relatively magnificent.

When each of the judges was introduced, there was thunderous applause.

The host continued: "Now we have thirty-two groups of players on the court."

In the relatively fierce soundtrack, thirty-two groups of contestants from the cross talk contest played.

The host selects important and high-ranking stars to introduce.

"We are very honoured and somewhat unbelievable. It is really shameful to have several famous cross-talkers who are well-known and accomplished to participate in our competition."

Then the host excitedly said: "Ms. Liu Jun, we all watched your Spring Festival Gala show grow up. I remember that you have won the first prize of the most popular show on CCTV Spring Festival Gala twice. You are such a big-level master, why? Would you like to come to our show?"

The contestant with the highest level of participation this time is the former cross talk star and later entrepreneur Liu Jun.

He laughed and said: "I came to this competition for two reasons. The first reason is that the stage is regardless of size. The second reason is that I am greedy. I can't wait to say cross talk to the audience. I can't wait for the end of the year. CCTV Spring Festival Gala, let me enjoy it first."

Sure enough, his self-introduction caused extremely warm applause from the audience.

Even the five big figures on the board of judges stood up and shook hands with him.

The host continued: "And our Daxing teacher, who has been to the CCTV Spring Festival Gala three times, has brought us many classic stories. As for the number of satellite TV Spring Festival Gala, there are countless times. Why did you come to join us? What about the next big game?"

Daxing, a well-known comedian actor said: "Isn’t this missing your old friends on the jury? There is another one, I just want to bring a newcomer, that is, my partner. Now we have a lot of talents in the comics industry, and the competition is too fierce. ."

Suddenly, the audience burst into applause once again.

Because these two are indeed famous artists, the audience has deep memories and feelings for them.

And Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao stood out among the crowd because they were very tall.

Now... they are squeezed out, squeezed out naked.

Although the other contestants are in a competitive relationship with each other, they are still affectionate.

Only Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao, the players around, were far away.

Avoid it like a snake.

It was as if the two men were the gods of plague, and there was no communication from beginning to end, and their eyes completely regarded them as air.

This is still in front of the camera, on the stage.

When they were backstage before the start of the show, the gazes Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao faced were naked contempt, hostility, and provocation.

Because the weather was getting hot, Wang Huan took a fan and fanned it a few times.

After a while, the fan was thrown on the ground directly by a crosstalk actor and smashed into pieces, and then thrown into the trash can.

The chairs Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao had sat on were also directly kicked over.

It's so arrogant, not to mention that this is a TV station, but in the hearts of these so-called crosstalk actors, this show is their territory.

Those who did on the judges' bench, if they were uncles, or uncles. They think this show is supported by their cross talk world.

The host also saw the two Wang Huan who were excluded from hostility, and according to the procedure, he would also introduce the two.

But suddenly he didn't have the courage to say it. After a short pause, he said, "Of course, there are also a pair of special athletes participating in our cross talk contest this time. They are former athletes of the national track and field team, Wang Huan, and His coach Lu Zhengtao."

Pause time...

"Yu...Yu..."

"Go down, go down..."

All the spectators in the audience cheered and showed no mercy.

Everyone is booing Wang Huan.

Not only the audience in the studio, but also the audience in front of the TV.

It was not the audience, but the five judges were also indifferent, as if they hadn't heard the host say Wang Huan's name.

The host quickly passed this paragraph.

"Next, we will introduce our competition system. A total of 32 groups of players will be eliminated first in the preliminary rounds, and then eliminated in the next competition, then the semi-finals, and finally the finals."

"It sounds a bit like a World Cup football match, but it is slightly different because in the final finals, we also have an online voting session. The group of players with the highest number of votes can participate in the finals, that is, the three groups of players enter the finals. Fight for the championship."

"Don't gossip, we officially started. We have invited the first group of contestants. They are the disciples of cross talk master Li Wenbing, Li Changan and Zhang Changhui."

Next, the host retires and the first group of players formally enter the field.

These two are also well-known cross talk actors, and they are also very popular in theaters, and they also appear on TV seven or eight times a year.

And their master Li Wenbing is one of the masters in the cross talk world, and his status is not low.

"Hello, audience friends, judges and teachers, we will show you "Telegram" next."

Next, the two began to perform.

Wang Huan also listened below. The basic skills of these two people are very solid, even excellent.

And this paragraph is really good, because the telegram is expensive and the number of words must be small, so many jokes have been made.

And this passage also ridiculed the warlords of the old society, and they are always energizing the world.

It's really funny.

To be honest, this show is more than enough for the Spring Festival Gala on various satellite TVs in another world plane.

but…

After the two performed for less than three minutes, one bell rang, then the second, and then the third bell rang.

Of the five people, three rang the bell.

The performance of these two men was directly suspended and eliminated directly.

Many viewers expressed regrets, these two said it very well, this paragraph is so funny, it was so eliminated?

Is it so intense?

Is it so demanding?

Next, the judge Zhang Wenyao made a comment.

"The script is good and the basic skills are good, but the performance on the spot is slightly lacking. Of course, in the final analysis, the script is not amazing enough to produce a suppressive effect. I hope to continue to work hard."

The first group of contestants had frustrated faces and red eyes. They bowed to thank the judges and the audience.

Then just stepped down.

Time is running out, there is no time to sensationalize you, and there is no time for you to speak about your failure.

The rhythm is so fast, it is so intense.

Then the second group of players played.

This time it was even worse. In less than three minutes, four bells rang and were eliminated.

Then, without even commenting, the contestant bowed and stepped down.

The third group of players came on the court and only talked for five minutes. Three bells rang and they were eliminated.

The audience saw it, and the judges were murderous.

The program group was also surprised, and they also saw the tacit understanding and murderousness of the judges.

They are expressing their dissatisfaction. They think that the program group should not let Wang Huan and other hype clowns participate in the show.

Therefore, the murderous aura they brewed was entirely to pave the way for Wang Huan to get out of the game.

Just to make people feel their murderous aura.

Just to let Wang Huan see clearly that the previous players performed so well, we still eliminated them.

We have a butcher knife in our hands now, and we have seen blood. Waiting to kill you at once will be absolutely cruel and decisive.

All the spectators are actually waiting for Wang Huan to play.

Because this person has been scolded too harshly recently.

Everyone wants to see, why on earth are you a hype fanatic to participate in the cross talk contest?

You haven't even learned cross talk for a day, so why do you have fun?

We have to see, how ugly and crappy your performance will be?

After the third group of players went down, the host read: "Now I invite the fourth group of players, Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao to play."

Look at this sort, the fourth group, it shows that it is definitely a posture of death.

Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao stepped onto the stage.

Suddenly, booers and boos rang out from the audience again.

"Get out, get out."

"Step down, step down, step down..." At first, only a few people shouted again, but then more and more people blasted Wang Huan to step down.

The host couldn't help but control the scene and said: "Audience friends, restraint, we can be regarded as a live broadcast, restraint."

The five judges were not polite, and directly picked up the small hammer and hung it on the clock, ready to ring the clock to eliminate Wang Huan at any time.

This posture is more than murderous, it is murderous.

Wang Huan officially came to the center of the stage, ready to start his performance.

Suddenly, Lu Zhengtao next to Wang Huanchao said: "Master, are we coming to Caishikou? This is to kill our heads? Which of the audience below came with steamed buns, and when we kill us later, dip some Human blood buns go back!"

Good guy, as soon as he opened his mouth, the judges and the audience were all satirized.

Wang Huan said again: "Five judges and teachers, I know that you all see me not pleasing to your eyes, so as long as I speak a joke, you will ring the bell to eliminate me in less than half a minute."

The five judges did not speak, but they said in their hearts: How did you know?

They intend to do this, so even if Wang Huan has great abilities, he will definitely be eliminated, and he will be eliminated within half a minute.

Wang Huan said: "Why? I just want a fair and just game opportunity."

One of the judges, cross talk master Zhang Wenyao said: "Wang Huan, cross talk is a pure art that cannot tolerate hype and tarnish. Have you practiced cross talk for a day? And which of the other contestants who came to participate in the competition did not practice for ten years. Power? Letting you play on the same stage with them is the biggest unfair in itself."

Wang Huan said: "You think I haven't practiced cross talk professionally, so I don't deserve to participate in the competition?"

Zhang Wenyao said: "Of course, you don't even have the basic cross talk skills. Can you speak a few guankou, and how many tunes can you make when you sing? How many tunes can you remember when you report the name of the dish? Of course you are not qualified to be on stage."

Wang Huan said: "Couldn't there be a genius in this world? He doesn't need to practice how to have a deep foundation in cross talk? Why should I not be such a genius?!"

As soon as these words came out, the audience suddenly became completely excited.

As expected, Wang Huan would be a hype, and he got into a fight with the judges from the very beginning.

Zhang Wenyao flushed with anger suddenly, and said loudly, "Genius? If you say this, you not only tarnish the cross talk, but also tarnish the word genius."

In his view, to eliminate Wang Huan from you is to purify the social atmosphere and almost eliminate harm for the people.

Wang Huan said: "Then what if I am really such a genius? Can you give me a fair and just opportunity to play?"

Zhang Wenyao sneered and said, "Prove it to us."

Wang Huan said: "One of the basic skills of cross talk is to apply for the name of a dish. This is the easiest, but also the most difficult. Every one of you has practiced applying for dish name at least tens of thousands of times. You have all practiced for more than ten years. Basic skills, right?"

Of course, this is the most basic skill, and it's more than a few thousand times per person.

Be fast, accurate, clear, tuned, and full of rhythm and emotion.

Without making mistakes and speaking clearly, the sooner the better, and the sooner the better.

There are more than 300 dishes, nearly a thousand words.

So although it is a basic skill, it is really difficult.

Every professional comedian here has practiced for several years, countless times.

Wang Huan said: "You have practiced for several years, more than ten years, but I...only practiced for one day!

Then, Wang Huan fiercely pointed at the thirty-one groups of players sitting under the stage, squeezing out his most ruthless group.

"You, pick the one with the strongest basic skills and the one with the best name for the dish." Wang Huan said coldly: "If I can't kill him in seconds, I don't need you to bang, I will roll off this stage myself."

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