My Attic Connects To Other Worlds

Chapter 38: .038: This is weird

Wang Huan actively asked: "Inject B-grade gene drugs?"

Because he had glanced at it before.

Wen Mingxing said: "Yes, B-grade gene medicine, the price is 100 points."

"I have 15 points right now?" Wang Huan asked.

Wen Mingxing said: "You participated in the "Dictionary of Geniuses" and won first place, so you got 15 achievement points."

15 points, which is a bit far from 100 points.

Wang Huan said: "If I inject a B-grade gene drug, I will definitely be the number one in the world. Will I be able to win the Olympic gold medal?"

Wen Mingxing said: "There is no doubt that this is the case."

Wang Huan said: "Can you break the world record?"

Wen Mingxing said: "Of course."

Wang Huan said: "Then how do I get achievement points?"

Although he had the answer in his mind, he still asked.

Wen Xingxing said: "The most direct way is to participate in various types of events, any event is fine, except for sports events."

Wang Huan stunned: "Why can't sports events work?"

Wen Xingxing said: "You can only use non-sports achievement points in exchange for sports genetic drugs. Sports achievement points can be exchanged for other items. This is what you say is beyond poetry."

Wang Huan said: "You said before that the second room for the inheritance of civilizations opened for me is about folk art, including cross talk, big stock, storytelling, etc.?"

Wen Mingxing said: "Yes."

Wang Huan remembered that, recently, Beijing Satellite TV’s "National Crosstalk Competition" is in full swing.

This show has been held for several years, and I don’t know how many stars have come out of this competition.

This group of people now not only talk about cross talk, but also act in film and television dramas, host TV shows and so on.

And the first place in this competition can directly get the chance to go to the Spring Festival Gala and have the chance to be popular overnight.

So the gold content of this competition is quite high.

Therefore, the contestants are naturally masters, and they are all famous children in the cross talk world, and even some famous cross talk actors also participated.

For example, there is a big cross talk star Liu Jun who has become a big hit a few years ago. He has been on the Spring Festival Gala for several years, and he is well-known to everyone. As your own comeback journey.

Wang Huan said: "How many points can I earn if I win the first place in this national cross talk contest?"

Wen Mingxing said: "There is no fixed number."

Wang Huan said, "How is the achievement point judged?"

Wen Mingxing said: "So what determines your points is not only to win the first place, but also the social impact you cause, and the promotion or subversion of the entire industry."

Wang Huan understood that the reason why "Dictionary of Geniuses" only had 15 points was because it was only a TV answering question after all, and it was impossible for a star-making movement.

After all, no one has become a star through a program like "Dictionary of Geniuses".

But "National Crosstalk Contest" is different, he can really make stars, and the gold content is much higher.

Wang Huan said: "The fastest way for me to earn points now is to accept the cultural heritage of the second folk art, and then go to participate in the national cross talk contest, win the first place, and cause a national sensation?"

Wen Mingxing said: "There is no doubt that this is the case."

Wang Huan couldn't imagine how he, a track and field athlete of the national team, would participate in a cross talk contest?

The most important thing is that he never learned cross talk for a day, and eventually won the first place in the cross talk contest. I really don't know what a sensation it will cause.

There is another point, what do the leaders think?

How to convince Director Li? How to convince master Lu Zhengtao?

But for the time being, I can't take care of so much.

Wen Mingxing said: "Do you want to carry on the second folk art cultural heritage?"

Wang Huan said: "Yes."

"Huh!" Suddenly the first floor of the Tower of Doomsday, the second one opened.

………

Wang Huan walked in, there was still a seat like a space capsule inside.

It's just that the walls are no longer snowy white, but become more complex and bright, as if they are all kinds of folk art colors.

"Please enter the cockpit."

Wang Huan sat in.

"Before proceeding with the inheritance of folk art civilization, we need to inject you acoustic grade 1 genetic drugs, which can increase your acoustic charm and make your voice more contagious and penetrating."

Next, a needle tube was pierced into Wang Huan's body again, and the gene medicine was injected.

But this time it was not so painful, even a little plain.

"A-level genetic drugs involve systemic modification, disease prevention, etc., so they are a large class of genetic drugs with very strong effects. Acoustic genetic drugs only modify the vocal cords and the related nerve parts responsible for the occurrence of words, so the body responds. Far from being so violent."

After the acoustic level 1 gene drug injection is completed.

As usual, Wang Huan watched a propaganda video, which introduced the folk art civilization of the whole world, but most of them were still in China, followed by South America.

After the promo is over.

Wen Xingxing said: "The cultural heritage of folk art is about to be passed on, the countdown is 5, 4, 3, 2, 1..."

There were still a few wires sticking to Wang Huan's scalp, and a cable probe pierced directly into the back of Wang Huan's head.

Then…

Numerous data rushed in.

At the beginning, Wang Huan could still feel the data, as if it were countless points of light.

But these light spots are getting more and more dense, completely exceeding his ability to bear.

His head became more and more painful, and finally there was white light in front of his eyes.

Then his eyes went dark, and he fainted completely.

………

When he woke up again, Wang Huan was already lying in the bathroom and left the Tower of Doomsday.

It was already dark at this time.

Next, he patted his head, wanting to recall the content that he had just injected into his mind, reviewing it little by little.

He found the names of several people, Hou Baolin, Ma Sanli, Ma Ji, Liu Baorui and so on.

And behind this, almost all was covered by one person's name, Master Guo.

But in the world of Wang Huan, this person does not exist.

Next, Wang Huan began to retrieve the classic comic dialogues in it.

Wow!

There are too many classic cross talks here.

One is better than a classic, and one is more funny.

And a lot of jokes are not in this world.

"Wrong Criticism of the Three Kingdoms", "Dream of the West", "My Life", "Bodyguard", "Hundred Puffs", "Thief Company" and so on.

These jokes are too classic, too funny!

Wonderful, amazing!

From these classic jokes, just take out a few, and they can arouse applause.

After all, this is another world, the classic jokes that have been collected for decades, each of them is a big wave and enduring.

And many of them are master-level works. Take them out to participate in a rookie-based cross talk contest, which is basically a big killer!

Yes, it's an absolute killer, and it's absolutely guaranteed!

I've got the first place in this national cross talk contest!

I'm going to order this B-grade gene drug!

I've got the gold medal in the next International Diamond Cup competition!

Vow the return of the king!

…………

Turn on the TV and switch to Beijing TV.

Sure enough, I saw the publicity of the "National Cross Talk Contest", which was completely overwhelming.

The lineup of judges is unprecedentedly luxurious, bringing together almost all the national cross talk competitions in the world.

The chairman of the Chinese Folk Art Association, the big director who has won several annual box office champions, the deputy dean of the drama school, the standing committee member of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference and so on.

Moreover, most of the contestants participating in the show are newcomers but they are famous children. There are also actors who have risen to fame. There are also some stars who have declared that they also want to return to the stage and regain their glory.

In short, the program has a super high gold content.

But Wang Huan has acoustic gene medicine, and there is another classic joke that the world has accumulated for decades. It should still be able to surprise the audience and sweep the field.

And this is the fastest way for him to earn achievement points.

Without B-grade genetic drugs, his 100-meter sprint would never improve.

Then his rising star is about to fall.

How disappointed the teacher should be, how disappointed the Tianguan Center should be, how disappointed should those Olympic organizing committees who have placed great hopes for Wang Huan.

The key is Wang Huan himself, hope will also be shattered.

But there was a huge problem before Wang Huan.

How to persuade the coaching staff to persuade the Tianguan Center to let him participate in the cross talk contest.

There are indeed some famous athletes who go to acupuncture variety shows, and there are quite a few.

But you, Wang Huan, has not yet become famous, and it is only a few months away from the Diamond Cup International Competition.

Immediately afterwards, Wang Huan suddenly thought of one thing.

That is, the big leader of the Olympic Organizing Committee knew that Wang Huan had participated in the "Dictionary of Geniuses", and had seen his performance, and said a word to him, the effort lies outside the poem.

When some athletes reach a bottleneck in their performance and cannot break through, they will start to break through from other directions.

For example, some shooters can't break through their scores. They can play billiards or even learn tea art.

Wang Huan dialed Director Li's number.

Wang Huan said, "Director, my 100-meter sprint performance has recently entered a bottleneck. I am very sorry that I let you down."

Director Li said: "No, you shouldn't have too much psychological pressure, but you really shouldn't!"

Wang Huan said: "The big leader said that kung fu lies outside of poetry, so I want to challenge the competitive atmosphere in other fields. It is best to feel the passionate feeling of standing on the top again, so that maybe it will affect my mental state. A powerful stimulus may boost my 100-meter sprint performance."

Director Li said: "What do you think?"

Wang Huan brewed for a while and said courageously: "I want to participate in the "National Crosstalk Competition" for a month and a half."

Suddenly, Director Li was silent for a while.

He is also well-informed, but...this is the first time he has heard this request.

It's totally unconvincing.

But the leader knew how desperate Wang Huan was in training recently, and the entire coaching staff saw it, because he was worried that he would hurt his body, forcibly preventing him from continuing to train, and forcibly giving him a vacation.

And no matter how many methods have been tried, it is still unable to break through this bottleneck.

Director Li said: "Wang Huan, your request is indeed very outrageous."

Wang Huan said: "Director, I have nothing to do. I need the stimulation of being at the peak."

"Director, I will issue a military order to you. After returning from participating in the National Cross-talk Contest this time, my 100-meter sprint can break through 9 seconds 70. If it fails, I will apologize in front of everyone in the national team, and I will accept Tian Guan. Any penalty from the center."

In fact, Wang Huan was very conservative, but he still frightened Director Li.

"How much?" Director Li shivered: "9 seconds 70?"

Wang Huan said: "Yes, 9 seconds and 70!"

Director Li's heart trembled. This result...but it was directly in the top three of the Olympic Games.

If you are lucky, you might get all the gold medals.

If he had such an achievement, he would wake up with a smile in his dreams. That would be a huge political achievement.

If this result comes true, then the whole country will be a sensation, and Wang Huan will directly become a national star.

How brilliant is this?

Wang Huan said, "I will fax you the military order now."

Director Li got into entanglement. The previous athletes did have a lot of examples where the effort lies outside the poem and used strange methods to break through the bottleneck.

But Wang Huan was too weird, even outrageous.

But everyone was amazed. Wang Huan's body obviously succeeded in losing weight and returned to its peak state, but why didn't his 100-meter sprint performance improve?

Does the track team lose this life?

Doomed to not break through this history?

For a long time, Director Li said: "Your request is too ridiculous. I can't promise you directly. But...I can give you a one and a half month vacation. You must not get injured during this one and a half month, and you must insist on exercising every day. Whatever I do, I don’t care.”

Wang Huan knew that this matter was settled.

But is this the art of speaking for leaders?

Director Li said again: "In addition, write down the military order. If you fail this time and there is no progress in your sprint results, the organization will punish you, and you will never be merciless!"

Wang Huan said: "Yes, I will immediately send the military order to you. In addition, I want to let Master Lu Zhengtao be my cross talk partner."

What? ! !

Coaches and athletes of the national track and field team form a partner to participate in the national cross talk competition?

This...this...this is incredible, isn't it? !

Too subversive.

It's so bizarre!

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