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Chapter 797 Poor can not afford to wear pants

"Hey, how do you know that I am practicing immortal?" Lin Hai was shocked, even if he was a parent and Liu Xinyue, he did not say it, how did the sister know?

Lin Biao heard, waving a small fist, could not help but excite a scream.

"I really didn't guess wrong, brother, are you really practicing immortals?"

"Hey!" Lin Hai was scared, and quickly made a snoring gesture, hurriedly looking around, but it was too late, and no one, Li Jian is also far away, Lin Hai was a sigh of relief.

"You are a dead girl, I want your brother to be caught as a white mouse!" Lin Hai scraped down Lin Biao's nose, pretending to be angry.

Lin Biao also felt unspeakable, and quickly smothered his mouth, panicked, and his two small eyes drifted around.

"How did you guess it?" Lin Hai looked at Lin Biao's look, a burst of funny, whispered.

"You saw it all at the Su family that day, just like the cultivators in the novels I read!" Lin Biao came close to Lin Hai, a serious saying.

"Amount... look at the novel?" Lin Hai is speechless, can he do this? The novels are all edited by the author. Do you believe? too naive!

"Brother, do you teach me not to teach me?" Lin Biao took Lin Hai's arm, and both of them were excited and expecting.

"Looking back, I will find you a practice that is suitable for women's cultivation." The morality of his cultivation now is not suitable for Lin Biao's cultivation.

"Yeah!" Lin Biao heard, how excited the high, almost happy.

"I told you, don't tell anyone about this, including your parents, because you don't know how to confess to them, you know?" Lin Hai looked solemn and shouted.

"Well, um, I won't say anything to anyone, don't worry!" Lin Biao squinted hard and promised.

Back home, Lin Hai took out his mobile phone and was ready to find the female fairy in Tianting to help Lin Biao acquire a practice.

Just opened WeChat, suddenly snoring came over, Lin Hai looked down, I went, Sun Wukong actually sent a lot of good things to himself, it seems that this monkey has succeeded.

Sure enough, there are still a few unread messages from Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong: Ah hahaha, Xiandi, 俺老孙 According to your meaning, I went to steal another time, the receipt is not small, hahaha! (There is a laughing expression behind)

Sun Wukong: The old and the old grandsons all sent you, what to do next, let me talk quickly!

Sun Wukong: You are talking, good brother!

Sun Wukong: Xiandi, absent, not here? What to do behind, I can't wait for the old grandson!

Sun Wukong: Xiandi, see the information, quick return, quick return! (There is a maddening message behind)

Lin Hai looked at the time and sent it one day ago. At that time, he was still practicing and healing, and he did not hear the sound at all.

"With the character of the monkey's donkey, it is estimated that it is already dying now?" Lin Hai thought about Sun Wukong's scratching his head, and his heart was amused.

Little confused fairy: Dasheng, the younger brother had no signal before the phone, just received your message, don't blame it! (There is a sly expression behind)

Sun Wukong almost returned to Lin Hai in seconds.

Sun Wukong: Xiandi, you can come, and the old grandson can be anxious! Now the gang of gods, the ants on the hot pot, let the old grandson see, happy in my heart, hahahaha!

"I am going, this monkey is schadenfreude! Can the gods who are lost to the Queen Mother's birthday be lost again?"

Little confused fairy: Dasheng, are there any doubts about you this time?

Sun Wukong: Doubt is natural, but they have no evidence, haha, no evidence! (There is a smile on the back)

"As long as you doubt it!" Lin Hai smiled badly. It seems that this plan is not far from success.

Little confused fairy: Dasheng, these two days of special language to stimulate those who lost things, such as pretending to lose words, inadvertently telling the name of their lost gift, let them even more doubt you! After two days, come again! (There is a smirk expression behind)

Sun Wukong: I know, I know! I am going to do this, I am going to do it, hahaha...

Just ended the dialogue with Sun Wukong, and slammed, the sound of the promotion of the heavenly trading group sounded, and Lin Hai opened it and could not help but brighten his eyes.

"This monkey is moving fast enough, and fully understands his intentions, smart enough!"

I saw the group, Sun Wukong directly @了魔里青.

Sun Wukong: @魔里青, 呔, you are a stupid big man, even ready to send the pants through to the Queen Mother, isn’t it shabby? (There is a contemptuous expression behind)

Mo Liqing: @孙悟空, Dasheng does not know, such as today's court prices soared, only the security of the salary does not rise, our brother four, have been poor to wear pants. (There is a tearful expression behind)

Raytheon: No wonder I go to work today. I saw that Mo Liqing didn’t wear pants, and thought it was a new trend in heaven.

Seven Fairies: @魔里青, hate, people think that you look like, is showing capital to others. (There is a shy expression behind)

Pig Bajie: @七仙女, I said the sister, if the capital, the whole heaven, who has a strong old pig, work at night, about not? (There is a drooling expression behind)

Where: I saw it, the magical green capital is not as good as my father!

Tota King: @哪吒, 小逼崽子, what to say indiscriminately, the homework is not finished! (There is an annoyed expression behind)

Totta King: That, ladies and females, childish rhetoric, childish rhetoric, huh, huh! (There is a shy expression behind)

Seven Fairies: @托塔天王,李天王, are you free, come out for a cup of tea? (There is a seduce expression behind)

Electric mother: @托塔天王, come to my house, let the old lady look, my old mine is on duty today! (There is a drooling expression behind)

Lei Gong: @电母,阿电, I am also in the group. (There is a tearful expression behind)

Electric mother: @雷公,死鬼,李天王姓李不姓王, are you afraid of a hair? (There is a contemptuous expression behind)

......

Lin Haiyan looked at the group and watched the story. The topic was directly transferred to the Tota King and the female fairy, and there was no speech.

Nima, this group of teasing, can't see the point? It seems that my brother had to personally dial out and think about it. Lin Hai directly in the group @孙悟空.

Small confused fairy: @孙悟空,大圣,魔里青 want to send the mother's mother pants, how do you know?

Lin Hai said that the group of people in the group reacted suddenly.

Mo Liqing: @孙悟空, yes, how do you know?

Raytheon: @孙悟空, yes, how do you know? 1

Seven Fairies: @孙悟空, yes, how do you know? 2

Where: @孙悟空, yes, how do you know? 3

......

The group of fairy who lost the birthday ceremony suddenly asked the team type in the group.

Totta King: That, ladies and females, nothing to do next night, is there anyone who can come out and sit down and talk about life?

"Exploring the stranger is almost the same?" Lin Hai burst into laughter, I can't think of a serious Tota King, but also a flower intestine, but now the gods are questioning Sun Wukong, who cares about him?

Sun Wukong: Ah, haha, the old Sun naturally knows that because of his pants, he is the old grandson... Hey! (There is a grin expression behind)

Sun Wukong: Not good, my grandson suddenly urgency, and will meet again!

After that, Sun Wukong directly closed WeChat and laughed and rolled around.

The group suddenly boiled.

Pig Ba Jie: The **** Hummer Wen, it really is what you do, stealing other people will forget, even the old pigs are stolen, your six parents do not recognize you!

Red babe: My apron was also stolen, and a dead monkey did it. Now people can only go to school, shame.

Seven Fairies: People lost another inside inside yesterday. If they want to, they will say it directly to others. If they don’t give it, why should they steal it? (There is a shy expression behind)

Too white gold star: @七仙女, cough, that 啥, the old man also wants a...

Seven Fairies: @太白金星, the old cow eats young grass, you? Do you want to be a young man? Are you handsome, still feel strong, like a young man? Looks like a stern look, what do you think in your head? Don’t you? What do you think if your son knows? What do your daughter think? do you know……

"I am going!" Lin Hai looked at the sharp words of the full screen of the seven fairies, and my heart was admired for a while. Nima’s girl spoke too fiercely, and it was estimated that the white gold star had to be killed directly!

Too white gold star: cough, then, go home and change the diaper for your granddaughter, you chat, I flashed first.

Seven Fairies: Excuses, all excuses, stinking, like the God of Wealth!

puff!

Lin Hai saw this sentence, and suddenly smiled, Nima, this unfortunately reminded God of wealth, how to lay a gun again.

Hey!

The news of the Seven Fairies just came out, and suddenly a group of news jumped out.

Group news: Wealth and temperament, vomiting blood, and the road is reduced by ten years!

Nima!

Lin Hai directly laughed and leaned forward, this wealth god, really no one.

God of Wealth: @七仙女, you are a curse, what is it about me! ! ! (There is an angry expression behind)

Seven Fairies: @财神,哎呦喂, I thought you were not there, I have been sneaked into the screen? Thoughts are so embarrassing, honestly accountable, but also glimpse?

God of Wealth: I peek at your sister! (There is a crazy expression behind)

Seven Fairies: All the immortals know that I don't have a sister. There are only six sisters who are like flowers and emptiness, and you are obviously trying to beat my sister's idea. I want to cover up, stink, not a man!

God of Wealth: You are not a man! Your sisters are not men! ! ! (There is a row of crazy expressions behind)

Seven Fairies: Nonsense, sisters are certainly not men, but also use you to say? Alzheimer's deer, right?

Hey!

Group news: Wealth and temperament, vomiting blood, and the road is reduced by ten years!

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