My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

Chapter 347, a gasification of Sanqing

Taishang Laojun: Your healing medicine has been sent to you.

Lin Hai looked at the message on WeChat, and the muscles on his face twitched.

"Tai Shang Laojun sent you a dirty mud pill."

Mud Pills: Taishang Laojun's mud from the ground, mixed with saliva, is quite disgusting.

"That's awful, this old bastard!" Lin Haiqi almost smashed his phone.

Nima, my brother wants to heal the medicinal herbs, you give me a casual and mud ball, this is what makes me play!

Lin Haiqiang endured the urge to get angry and sent a message to Taishang Laojun.

Little confused fairy: This is what you call healing remedy? Behind is an angry expression

Taishang Laojun: Yes, absolutely healing the holy medicine, I don't give it to the average person.

puff!

Holy medicine is an egg, but the average person does not give it, to whom and who he does not marry you!

Little confused fairy: If you don't want to give it, don't let him take a muddy ball to smother his brother!

Lin Hai was really hot this time, and it broke the swearing on WeChat.

However, Tai Shang Laojun did not worry at all, but instead made a grin.

Taishang Laojun: The saliva is already good. Sun Wukong came to Xiandan thousands of years ago, but I pee directly and mud. Behind it is a laughing expression

Lin Hai looked at the information and looked at the black line.

Nima, this is true, it’s too bad fun.

Little confused fairy: Don't brag, I will ask the great saint.

Lin Hai always thought that this should be too old Laojun in the Huhu, if he dared to pee and mud to Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong still can not give him a chance to give him a pocket.

Lin Hai thought of doing it, and really sent it to Sun Wukong.

Little confused fairy: Dasheng, the old guy who is too old, and I brag, said to you to eat a mud ball he pissed, I do not believe it, haha.

Sun Wukong saw Lin Hai’s information, almost seconds back.

Sun Wukong: Ah! Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! !

Lin Haiyi saw Sun Wukong's reflection, and he was happy. It seems that this monkey is not angry.

Sun Wukong: This **** old man, mad at the old grandson! ! !

Little confused fairy: Dasheng, don't be angry, don't be angry, he will brag about it, and he will not know him.

Lin said the information was, but the hearts of thinking, Hurry, this old guy beat meal, let him be so hateful, sent to his brother saliva Ni Wan.

Sun Wukong: arrogant, angry! This **** old man actually said the embarrassing thing of the old grandson, it is abominable, it is abhorrent!

"Amount" Lin Hai suddenly looked at the boss, directly forced.

Little confused fairy: That, Dasheng, what do you mean, too old Laojun said is true?

Sun Wukong: Brother, don't say it out, ah, don't say it! Otherwise, the face of the old Sun Sun will be thrown away, and it will be lost!

"I am going, how to give the situation!" Lin Hai is stupid, and Sun Wukong is equal to acknowledgment. It is true that Laojun said it is true!

Little confused fairy: Da Sheng, why do you want to eat, think about it is disgusting to die.

After Lin Hai’s message, she actually retched.

Sun Wukong: Disgusting, very disgusting!

Lin Hai saw Sun Wukong say so, and I feel even more strange.

Is it too old Laojun to force Sun Wukong to eat?

Sun Wukong: However, it is absolutely a good thing, the temptation is too big, and the old man can't resist it.

"What? How did this become a good thing?" Lin Hai’s head was even more ruined.

Little confused fairy: Dasheng, what is the saying, where is it?

Sun Wukong: As long as it is something on Taijun Laojun, it is a good thing, a good thing!

by! Lin Hai was depressed for a while, Nima is good, what do you say?

Little confused fairy: What is the meaning of the Great St., as you said, is it too good to be a good old man?

Lin Hai was angry in his heart. He started to play "Is it too old to be a lama, can you not eat?"

But after thinking about it, I still deleted it. He estimated that this was a word, and Sun Wukong had to stick him to death.

Sun Wukong: You are also a good thing, as long as it is too old, it is a good thing!

"Nima, isn't it?" Lin Hai burst into laughter. Is this Sun Wukong crazy?

Little confused fairy: Dasheng, don't tease me.

Sun Wukong: Where did the old grandson tease you, do you know how the Erlang God’s roaring dog is a god?

Little confused fairy: how is it made?

Although he has seen some myths about Erlang, he has never paid attention to the experience of the roaring dog.

Sun Wukong: Hey, the roaring dog is a mortal dog. When the old man goes down, he pulls a squat and is screamed by the roaring dog!

puff!

After reading Lin Hai, I almost squirted.

Nima, really fake? This is too funny, right?

Sun Wukong: In this way, the roaring dog from the rootless dog, in a few decades, directly cultivated into a god, and later went to heaven, met with Erlang God, and worshipped the child.

Nani?

"Is the Erlang **** not the owner of the roaring dog? How has this become a brother of the worshipper?"

Lin Hai suddenly found that the myths and legends that I heard from childhood, it seems that many places are not credible.

However, Lin Hai also heard it from Sun Wukong's words. This seems to be against the sky.

Little confused fairy: Dasheng, Taishang Laojun sent me a mud pill, using his saliva and made, you said can you eat?

Although Lin Hai has basically confirmed that Taishang Laojun has sent himself this mud pill is not a real thing, but still feels asking Sun Wukong Insurance.

Sun Wukong: Taishang Laojun sends your mouth cement pill! ! ! Can eat, definitely can eat!

Sun Wukong: Brother, I don’t know if Laojun sent you a few, is there any excess, and sent a grandson?

"Haha, it seems that it is really a good thing." Seeing that Sun Wukong can't wait for himself, Lin Hai is more certain that this mud pill is a good thing.

Little confused fairy: Sorry to the big saint, he sent me one, said to be healing the holy medicine.

Sun Wukong: Oh, then you can eat it, but you can't eat it, but unfortunately, unfortunately.

Little confused fairy: Haha, Dasheng, that Xiaoxian will eat first.

Lin Hai no longer had any doubts. He opened the WeChat bag and found the dirty mud pill.

Is it extracted?

extract!

Lin Hai directly extracted the mud pill and landed in the palm of his hand.

"I ate it now!" Lin Hai put the mud pill on his mouth, his mouth opened, but he did not eat it.

"Nima, no, I don't think I can't eat it when I think it's a saliva. It's really disgusting."

Lin Hai really couldn't overcome the obstacles in his heart, thought about it, and sent a message to Sun Wukong.

Little confused fairy: Dasheng, Xiaoxian thinks that this mud pill is saliva and can't be eaten, what should I do?

Sun Wukong: What is the difficulty? Haven't asked you to eat it yet, the roaring dog is eating even the cockroach, what do you eat for your mouth?

puff!

After reading the information, Lin Hai can’t wait to take Sun Wukong out of the phone and play it.

Nima, is there such a comparison?

The roaring dog is a dog. It is a matter of righteousness to eat it.

But my brother is a person, a person!

Little confused fairy: Dasheng, don't mention the dog, you said how you had eaten at the beginning?

Sun Wukong is a urine, more disgusting than his own saliva, Lin Hai is very curious, how this character of Sun Wukong, how to eat.

Sun Wukong: Hey, brother, you don’t understand this. Do you know the gods in heaven, what are you relying on for cultivation?

Little confused fairy: Not all of them rely on Laojunla’s embarrassment?

Lin Hai’s mind suddenly popped up with a ridiculous scene of a group of immortals, vomiting on his own disgustingly.

Sun Wukong: How can they be so lucky?

Nani!

Lin Hai suddenly stunned, Nima, can you eat or be lucky?

Sun Wukong: The gods practice, relying on the heaven and earth aura!

This Lin Hai knows that he is now practicing the Tao Te Ching, and the same is absorbed by the heavens and the earth.

Sun Wukong: Do you know Hongjun? It is the people who open up the world.

Little confused fairy: open up the earth? Isn't that Pangu?

Sun Wukong: Who is Pangu?

"Good amount." Lin Hai found that the current Chinese understanding of myths once again showed deviations.

Sun Wukong: After Hongjun opened up the earth, the sin of the chaos in the chaos disappeared and turned into Sanqing, which was a gasification of Sanqing. From then on, there was no glory in the world.

Lin Hai looked at the screen of the mobile phone and nodded silently.

The legend of a gasification of Sanqing, he also saw in the book, but the impression is not very deep, but always feel that there is some discrepancies with Sun Wukong.

But who is Monkey King? It is a living god, and he says that nature is much more reliable than what is recorded in books.

Therefore, Lin Hai did not raise doubts.

Sun Wukong: The heavens and the earth opened at the beginning, and gathered a strong aura, but the aura was worse than Hongmeng Xianqi, and even thousands of thousands of geniuses cultivated into immortals until the end of the mortal aura.

Little confused fairy: What do you mean by telling me this?

Although Lin Hai listened to these, he was also very interested, but suddenly found that Sun Wukong was running off.

I am a seriously injured person, waiting for the healing, do not tell my brother how to overcome psychological barriers, but what is the use of these?

Sun Wukong: You talk so much about the old grandson, don’t you understand?