Mr. Lu, Don't Beg, Madam Kicked You Out of the Household Register

Jiang Li was stunned by the little boy's question.

The boy's mother immediately apologized, I'm sorry, the child's small talk offended me. Maybe you are similar to his sister-in-law...

My sister is so beautiful, how can she compare to that ugly little sister-in-law? I'm talking about grandma, mommy, haven't you noticed that my sister and grandma look exactly the same?

When the boy said this, the woman really looked at Jiang Li seriously.

This face is exactly the same as the photo of my mother-in-law when she was young that my father-in-law hung on the wall.

It's almost carved out of the same mold.

Even more similar than my biological daughter, my sister-in-law.

But my mother-in-law is fifty years old, so there is no way she and Jiang Li are sisters.

My parents only have one daughter, me, and no other girls.

Jiang Li explained casually, lowered his head and continued working.

Obviously I don’t want to talk too much about personal issues with strangers.

The usually noisy little boy followed her in circles.

She cleaned the keys while he handed her disinfectant wipes.

While she was adjusting the tune, he followed her example.

After two hours of tuning work, the woman looked at her son, who had been naughty and mischievous in the past, and actually accompanied Jiang Li to complete the work seriously.

The little boy watched Jiang Li's audition and moved up to sit on the piano bench side by side with her. His little body even moved towards Jiang Li without leaving a trace.

Can you play the piano? Do you dare to play a piece for me to listen to?

No, I can only tune.

Jiang Li's right forearm suffered from an old injury, and there was a dull pain every night that kept him awake.

Unless necessary, she will not overuse to avoid aggravating the injury and affecting her normal life.

Then I don't want to learn the piano anymore, so you can teach me how to tune it!

I won't accept students either. The piano is tuned and it's time for me to leave.

Jiang Li adjusted the piano, stood up from the piano bench, packed his tool bag and left.

The little boy chased after her and grabbed the corner of her clothes. Jiang Li almost couldn't hold back when he opened her mouth.

If you don't want to stay, why don't you take me and mom with you?

Jiang Li: ...

Bai Qiulin!

The woman who had been watching with cold eyes, trying her best to remain silent, finally lost her temper because of her son, The tuner's work is over, please let go!

I don't. Anyway, dad only likes my sister-in-law but not the two of us. It would be great if we go to grandma's house to live with our beautiful sister, so that I can see three beauties every day.

...

Jiang Li couldn't understand the magical brain circuits of children, so he said patiently and softly: Whether you are an adult or a child, you cannot bring strangers home casually, nor can you follow strangers casually.

But you really look like my beautiful grandma. How about you become my sister-in-law and let that annoying woman leave our house.

You brat, what are you crazy about?

Familiar voices came from inside the house.

When the little boy heard this, he immediately ran away, Oops, I forgot that the ugly witch is hiding inside. Beautiful sister, please leave quickly, or be careful of the witch's jealous magic and turn her into a monster like her!

Before Jiang Li could react, he was pushed out of the door by the little boy.

Then the door of the house was closed tightly, and there was a faint noise of chickens and dogs jumping.

The voice sounded familiar, but there was only one sentence and it was far away, so she couldn't remember who it sounded like.

He is a good son who you have educated. You can catch him here. I want to ask him how that blind man is prettier than me. And you are also useless. I will ask you to get him and deal with him. , you'd better let her go just to tune the piano, I don't understand how someone as powerful as my brother would marry a loser like you!

You can say it to me, but you can't say it to my mommy! It's up to you, the ugly guy!

The little boy pointed the pistol in Bai Mengchu's face and slammed it.

Bai Mengchu was so confused that he couldn't even open his eyes, and the carefully put on makeup on his face was all gone.

See if I don't beat you to death, Bai Qiulin, just stop!

Bai Mengchu chased the little boy all over the house.

When I ran to the living room, I slipped on the water that the boy poured on the ground, and fell into the mud.

The sister-in-law quickly called to her son and ran over to help him.

Bai Mengchu pushed aside his sister-in-law who was squatting to support him. Just as he was about to curse, he caught a glimpse of the tall figure coming down from the stairs. His face changed in a second, and he hugged his knees and started crying.

Ugh, Qiulin doesn't like me, and my sister-in-law hates me too. I can't stay in this family anymore, so I'd better leave!

You ugly thing, how can you sing? It's true that I hate you. My mommy didn't join the war, so don't slander her!

As the little boy spoke, he pointed the pistol in his hand at the target and fired continuously, draining the cold water from Bai Mengchuyi's head.

Bai Mengchu's cries became louder. If he hadn't seen his elder brother coming, he would have caught the brat and beat him up!

But now that the big brother is here, the brat can’t escape this beating!

Bai Qiulin, what are you doing!

Bai Xiujin stepped forward and snatched the Gatling water gun from her son's hand. She held his collar with the other hand, pointed the handle of the gun at his butt, and hit him hard several times.

Is this how your mother taught you to disrespect your elders by letting you bully your aunt and make you drink too much?! Apologize to your aunt!

It was the ugly guy who scolded me first, and I was right!

Then it depends on whether your words are harder or my slaps are harder!

Bai Xiujin picked up her son and hung it on one arm, and slapped her son's butt hard with a casserole-sized palm.

The big slap came down with 100% of the strength, making the little guy cry in pain.

Woo, I don't feel pain, I'm right, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce!

Bai Xiujin listened to her son muttering and refused to admit his mistake, and the slaps became louder and louder.

The wife looked on with horror and rushed up to hug his arm, Are you going to beat your son to death? I'll apologize to my sister-in-law on his behalf.

Your son was spoiled by you, so he bullies my sister-in-law all the time!

Bai Xiujin, you've had enough!

The sister-in-law saw her son's little face turning blue after being beaten, so she snatched him out of her husband's arms and held him in her arms.

You hit your son every time without asking any questions. Isn't my sister-in-law right?!

A child knows best who is truly kind to him.

If my sister-in-law hadn't tried to instigate her to have a good relationship with her husband every time she came back, how could her son be so hostile to her!

Let me also ask whose sister-in-law comes home. The eldest brother and sister-in-law cannot live in the same room, so they always drive her to sleep in the servant's room.

Her son also felt sorry for her, so he targeted Bai Mengchu, the sister-in-law.

Brother, please don't quarrel with your sister-in-law. It's all my fault that you shouldn't come back. Every time I go home you quarrel over me. I'd better go back to my apartment.

Bai Mengchu said that, stubbornly wiped the tears from his face, turned around and ran out.

You did a good thing. If Mengchu gets angry and doesn't come back, let's see how I can settle the score with you!

You are not allowed to leave!

The sister-in-law grabbed Bai Xiujin's clothes and vowed to tell him clearly, I want to ask you whether you want to live with me or with your sister. If you chase me out today, I will take my son back to my parents' home and never come back!