Mr. Gu, my wife went to the men's department to register for you again.

Early the next morning, Gu Jingyan woke up from a hangover, his head hurting from time to time.

He wanted to rub his temples, but as soon as he raised his arm, he was pushed back.

He paused and turned his head. Qiao Ruoxing was lying on her side next to him, her head resting on his arm.

Gu Jingyan's expression softened and he gently rubbed his thumb on her cheek.

Qiao Ruoxing felt a little itchy and reached out to scratch it.

Gu Jingyan skillfully avoided it and waited until she fell asleep before continuing to rub against her.

Qiao Ruoxing frowned and couldn't catch it for a long time. When she got angry, she suddenly opened her eyes.

Then he met Gu Jingyan's eyes.

The atmosphere suddenly became awkward and ambiguous.

Qiao Ruoxing licked her lips and explained, You were drunk last night and refused to let go, so I stayed.

Gu Jingyan said hmm, as if he accepted her statement, but his expression was completely different.

It's like a smile but not a smile, just like saying it again, you continue to make it up.

Qiao Ruoxing pursed her lips, I said it's true. If you don't believe me, just ask Lin Shu.

oh.

Gu Jingyan gently stroked her hair, his eyes drawn.

Qiao Ruoxing couldn't stand Gu Jingyan looking at her like this, so she reached out to cover his eyes, gritted her teeth and said, Believe it or not!

Gu Jingyan chuckled, took her hand down and kissed it on his lips, Are you afraid that I will vomit and suffocate while sleeping?

When he opened his eyes, he noticed the arrangement beside the bed. Qiao Ruoxing had done this more than once.

In the past, whenever he was socializing and drunk, she said she disliked him, but she took care of him more carefully than anyone else.

Qiao Ruoxing paused and said seriously, Yes, I have no name or status now. If you are gone, I won't even be qualified to inherit your inheritance. Isn't my relationship with you in vain?

Gu Jingyan was not angry at all, and even laughed muffledly for a while, and then said, Then let's go and get the marriage certificate. If I really die young, having that certificate can protect you from food and clothing-

She immediately covered Gu Jingyan's mouth and glared at him, What nonsense are you talking about so early in the morning?

She was just joking. She never thought that Gu Jingyan would answer like this.

In the past, when she accompanied her grandma to various Taoist temples to burn incense and pray for blessings, she always felt superstitious. But when it was her turn, she found that people who cared about things that she cared about were more likely to believe them. Even a single evil word made people terrified. I am afraid that one word may become a prophecy.

Gu Jingyan kissed her palm before taking it away and whispered, I really want to get married again.

Qiao Ruoxing didn't want to talk to him.

Gu Jingyan added, This is my first marriage, and the ceremony has not even been completed.

Qiao Ruoxing glanced at him, I'm done. You're the one who's not done yet.

Gu Jingyan...

So I have to make up for it.

Qiao Ruoxing sat up and said, In ancient times, you didn't worship a rooster. Just get a hen and worship him once.

Gu Jingyan...

He also sat up, and then paused.

Why are his pants halfway down his legs?

He looked up at Qiao Ruoxing, his eyes changing from confusion to burning.

Axing.

Gu Jingyan called her.

Qiao Ruoxing turned around, What are you doing?

Gu Jingyan coughed and his eyes wandered, Last night...did you do it voluntarily?

Qiao Ruoxing? ? ?

Gu Jingyan seemed a little embarrassed to say it, and after a while he said, I can't remember what happened last night. I didn't hurt you, did I?

Qiao Ruoxing...

You don't think you had sex with me last night, do you?

The word up made Gu Jingyan's ears turn red. He seemed to want to scold her, but he was worried that he would make her angry if he said it too harshly. He held it in for a long time and said in annoyance, Can't you be more reserved when you speak?

Qiao Ruoxing said Oh and repeated, Don't you think you cheated on me last night?

Gu Jingyan...

The effect of this silencing seems to be worse than not silencing it at all.

Gu Jingyan decided not to dwell on the word and asked directly, Isn't it?

of course not!

Qiao Ruoxing immediately denied it.

Gu Jingyan didn't believe it, I'm not even wearing any clothes.

Qiao Ruoxing said Oh and then said, You took it off yourself.

You're fine, why should I take off my clothes? Gu Jingyan didn't believe her at all, and even thought that Qiao Ruoxing might be afraid that she would take the matter to an extreme, so she deliberately refused to admit it.

Qiao Ruoxing glanced at him and said, You took off your pants yourself last night and you had to let me see that place of yours.

She stretched out her finger and pointed towards his lower body.

Gu Jingyan...

He said with a look of embarrassment, Nonsense! How could I do something like that?

What did I lie to you about? If you don't believe me, ask Lin Shu. You took off your pants last night and ran around the room.

Gu Jingyan paused, his eyes cracking, Lin Shu also knows?

Qiao Ruoxing blinked, If it weren't for Lin Shu's help, how could I have gotten you into bed?

Gu Jingyan's whole body felt bad.

Qiao Ruoxing bit her lip, trying not to laugh out loud.

He even comforted him and said, Don't worry, Lin Shu is one of our own, and he won't talk about it everywhere. Besides, let him see what's wrong? People of the same sex will only feel ashamed when they see you.

Gu Jingyan glanced at her with a look on his face. Is this comfort?

After teasing Gu Jingyan, Qiao Ruoxing went to wash up happily.

She really loved the drunk Gu Jingyan. His beautiful eyes showed clear stupidity. He would not get angry no matter how much he teased him. As long as he pretended to be angry and immediately coaxed people without any principles, even if he was very stupid, he still made people want to stop.

He had to get Gu Jingyan drunk twice more, and all the things he had been holding back came out after three questions. Nothing was more effective than wine in trying to pry Gu Jingyan's mouth.

Wine is really a good thing.

When Lin Shu came to pick him up, he found that Gu Jingyan had a sullen face, as if someone owed him hundreds of millions. Especially when he looked at him, he became even more sullen.

Lin Shu didn't know why, so he acted more cautiously than before.

After getting in the car, Qiao Ruoxing habitually checked Weibo, and then saw the trending headline # Fang Yiyi is critically ill # .

(It’s about ten or eleven)