Monster Inn Rectification Report

"Minutes of the meeting?"

In the front yard of the inn, Yu Li roughly browsed a few pages of pinyin and text on the iPad, but it was still hard to believe: "He can call Yinsu?"

Don't look at Yinsu's dog-legged look in front of him, but never looked down upon outsiders.

"You can move." Ah Fu lazily fiddled with the purple bangs hanging down his forehead, "Yin Su is very active, and he actively seeks touch."

"..." Yu Li spurned in a low voice, "Unsatisfied things, idiots who are crazy!"

Suddenly, Yu Qi looked up with feeling.

Among the sunlight and clouds, the idiot he was talking about was flying quickly, and rushed to the front in a blink of an eye.

Yinsu's speed was too fast to stop, so he plunged into his master's arms.

Yu Li snorted to catch it, and when the training was about to start, he heard Yinsu's sharp cry. His expression changed, and he asked sharply, "Where was it blocked?"

After Yinsu pointed out the direction, Yu Lihung threw it to Ah Fu and rushed out of the yard.

At the same time, Shaoyang Town.

There was a mess in the cramped alley-the small three wheels fell to the ground, and the potted plants and piles of debris planted by each family were scattered all over the floor, and a few people were lying on the ground with swollen noses and groans one after another.

The most screaming voice is the bald man.

"Brother, is my idiom teaching course interesting?" Xie Fei squatted beside the bald man, holding the grass stalk picked up by the root, and poking the other party's face swollen into a pig's head.

The bald man's eyes were full of horror, "ho ho" panting.

"Dare to stop me?"

The bald man looked desperate and begged for mercy with his eyes.

"Do you think I let you go?"

The bald man nodded vigorously.

"Fine."

Xie Fei was surprisingly easy to talk. He stood up on his knees and looked down at the defeat. The shadow of the backlight blurred his expression, and at the same time it was cast on the bald man, becoming a lingering haze in the latter's heart.

From the perspective of a bald man, he can only see Xie Fei's beautifully curved jaw line and the gently opening and closing lips.

His heart shrank, and he felt a sense of panic similar to weightlessness, as if he would hear the curse from the evil **** in the next second.

But Xie Fei just asked: "Are you rich?"

Bald man: "..."

"You have just disturbed the residents, and they are so scared that they don't dare to go out now, maybe they have delayed business." Xie Fei casually pointed to a closed door, very upright and awe-inspiring: "And you smashed so many flowers and plants. , For serious damage to the environment, shouldn't it be compensated?"

Bald man: "..."

No one expected that the development of a containment to the end turned into a farce.

Xie Fei urged the gangsters to lose money from house to house, and received a lot of praise and applause from the people.

Before leaving, Xie Fei did not forget to remind him kindly: "Brother remember to collect the garbage later. I have just started to implement garbage classification, and I will be fined if I make such a mess."

Comrade Xie, who considers himself a good socialist citizen, helped up the small three rounds, and in the eyes of the gangsters who were both grateful and indescribable, he worriedly asked: "Will dry and wet garbage be divided?"

"Yes, we will!" The gangsters nodded like chickens pecking at rice, reciting in unison: "Whether it is dry or wet, let the pig taste it, you will know when you eat it."

Xie Fei finally let go and rode out of the alley slowly.

But before long, he had to stop again.

"Mr. Yu?" Xie Fei was taken aback, then smiled again: "What's your situation?"

Yu Li in front of him was still in the same outfit that morning, but he was riding a lady's bicycle very violently, and he couldn't even hit his leg straight when he stepped on the ground with one foot. The other party's always pale face has a thin layer of red, and the tip of his nose is still sweating. Although it does not damage the appearance, it is really embarrassing.

"What's your situation?" Yu Li asked out of anger, "Isn't it blocked?"

"Is it a letter from Yinsu Bao?" Xie Fei guessed it, and said to his heart that no wonder it was nowhere to be seen. "It's okay, I happened to meet the gangster who came to the inn yesterday to make trouble, uh...you should know that, right? "

Of course Yu Li knew, but never cared about it. If Concubine Xiang and Afu couldn't handle a group of street gangsters, they would have been expelled from the demon status.

But Xie Fei is different. Xie Fei is just a thin young man with little power.

"I beat them." The thin boy said.

"..."

Yu Li looked at Xie Fei carefully, and saw that everything was intact except for a wrinkled T-shirt and a small bruise on the corner of his mouth. He couldn't help but believe it.

The development of the matter was beyond his expectation, but without allowing him to think about it, he heard a "click" sound not far away. Yu Li turned his head and saw that several young girls across the street were pointing at him excitedly, and one of them had his mobile phone facing him.

He frowned, turned the front of the car with both hands, and slammed his long legs. The bicycle slid out a certain distance in an instant. Yu Li said without looking back, "Go!"

Although Xie Fei didn't know what was going on, she still stepped on the little three rounds to keep up, and suddenly an octave scream broke out behind her——

"Ah! It's Yuli!"

"Where? Is it really your brother?"

"Sisters, chase! Duck!"

...

Noisy and chaotic voices rushed into the ears of the wind, Yu Li and Xie Fei turned into the nearest alley one after another, and disappeared in a flash.

Ten minutes later, Yu Li stood by the trash can in a dark alley, enduring the sour smell and commanded: "Hey, go and buy me a hat and sunglasses."

After Xie Fei came out just now, he had some guesses: "Are you still a big star?"

Yu Li faintly said "Uh", pretending to inadvertently pull at the neckline and fan, but his sweaty eyebrows revealed a few different emotions.

Xie Fei captured a subtle sense of familiarity from it. Thinking about it carefully, it was probably similar to Yinsu's self-expansion after he could type.

Once I saw through Yu Li's heart, Xie Feiyin vaguely felt the way to get along with the other party. He calmly tried: "No wonder, you are so handsome. It's a shame not to be a star. There must be many people like you."

as predicted.

The corner of Yu Li's mouth tilted slightly: "It's actually okay. My Weibo fans only have more than 60 million." Suddenly, he lowered his eyes suddenly: "For example, didn't you recognize me?"

"I used to be in the orphanage, and I didn't know much about the outside affairs." Xie Fei's eyes were dark, "Later when I returned home, I couldn't find much energy..."

Knowing the ins and outs, Yu Li suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, and dryly urged: "Hurry up and buy things, it's so stinking."

Xie Fei was amused, pretending to be a low landing, and riding on the small three-wheeler again.

There were many shops in Shaoyang town. Xie Fei quickly bought a hat and sunglasses. He was about to go back when he suddenly thought of Yu Li's dazzling "fluorescent green", so he turned into a clothing store.

He picked two sets of underwear and a white shirt in the store. Among them, the shirt was Yuli's, and the rest was bought for himself.

In order to save a little more money, Xie Fei bargained until his throat was about to burst into flames. When he came out of the store, he was relieved, hoping that the big stars would not be too difficult to serve.

However, Yu Li is still very good at talking. After learning about Straw Hat 15, Sunglasses 30, he did not show disapproval. The only thing that criticized the shirt was: "How do you pick a pure white one?"

"White doesn't punch the eyes."

"I like brighter ones." Yu Li was dissatisfied.

Xie Fei wanted to persuade him to "buy it all", but he changed his words temporarily: "But I think you are also super-looking in white. You have such a good figure, you are a natural clothes hanger with a sack."

Yu Li nodded reservedly: "Well then."

When Yu Li was ready, Xie Fei said to buy some repair tools, "Mr. Yu together?"

Yu Li pressed the brim of the hat and said quietly: "Do you want me to go back by myself?"

"Don't dare, then thank you first." Xie Fei immediately stated his attitude, but he felt resistance from the rear as soon as he pedaled twice and turned his head back blankly: "What's wrong?"

Yu Li pointed to the bicycle parked by the wall, curled his eyebrows and asked, "Do you still want me to ride that thing?"

Xie Fei thought for a while and suggested: "Why don't you come up and I will drive you?"

Yu Li was a little reluctant, but after the comparison, he still carried the bicycle on the carriage and reluctantly sat on it.

With one more person and the weight of a car, Xie Fei didn't feel any effort. He pedaled and asked, "Where did your bicycle come from? Isn't there only a small three-wheeler in the inn?"

"...Borrowed."

"You ride the bike quite fast, it took more than 20 minutes since I was blocked and you found it... No, don't you have a car? Why don't you drive?"

Yu Li did not respond for a long time. Just when Xie Fei thought the other party was annoying him, Yu Li suddenly said: "Private cars are not allowed to enter the city. After I got off the car, I saw a bicycle on the side of the road, so... I borrowed it. ."

Xie Fei vaguely realized that Yu Li was a little bit **** the matter of "not telling him", and at the same time thinking of the embarrassment when the other party first appeared-as a big star, he forgot to put on a disguise.

In the final analysis, it was all to help him.

He suddenly became a little happy, turning around and saying sincerely: "Thank you, Mr. Yu."

Back on the street, Xie Fei could still hear the legend about Yu Li.

But after a while, the rumors have developed to "Yu Li eloped with a man".

Xie Fei admired the Shaoyang people's ability to fabricate nightmares. He bought all the basic tools needed as quickly as possible, and also bought a few packs of seeds for fruits and vegetables.

"It's almost there." Xie Fei tucked the only one hundred pieces back into his trouser pocket: "Then we went back?"

"Yeah." At this time, the car was full of goods, and Yu Li sat on one side with her long legs squatted, and reminded hardly: "Remember to return the car and you go."

Xie Fei: "..."

On the way back, the two passed a mobile phone shop, and Yu Li suddenly asked to stop.

Xie Fei thought that Yu Li was going to buy a mobile phone, so he said, "Go in by yourself. I'll watch things here."

Yu Li glanced at him without saying a word.

Unexpectedly, when he came out again, Yu Li handed over a paper bag, "Call me directly in the future, there is a card in it, don't miss it."

Xie Fei was startled: "I—"

"Don't talk so much nonsense." Yu Li put the bag into his arms impatiently: "Let you take it and hold it."

Xie Fei looked down and said, "I mean, I like the silver one, are you?"

"..." Yu Li's face turned black: "Typical gold, do you want love?"

For the next period of time, Yu Li didn't pay much attention to people, obviously angry. Xie Fei didn't expect Yu Li to be so nonchalant. Fortunately, the other party was so coaxing. Under his rainbow fart offensive, he gradually eased his attitude and was willing to talk to him.

"By the way, what kind of monster are you?" Xie Fei asked curiously as he drove the car, and Yu Li's answer came from behind: "I am a monster, not a monster."

"Then what demon are you?"

Although Afu didn't say it clearly, and Xie Fei guessed that it should not be a bat, but Afu was so afraid of Yuli, could it be... a natural enemy?

"Snake monster?"

As soon as he asked, he felt a terrifying and deep and extremely cold air coming from behind, but it disappeared instantly.

When Xie Fei turned to look, she found that there was no one on the car.

"..."

Could it be that he was angry again? Why don't you leave without saying a word?

Did I guess right?

Xie Fei returned to the inn with doubts. As soon as he entered the front yard, he saw two more ladies in the lobby. One of them was shocked: "The worst room costs 499 nights? So expensive?!"

"Not expensive! It's 99!"

Xie Fei hurriedly abandoned the small three rounds, rushing towards the lobby like a hot wheel.

"It's clearly written on it..." The woman who was speaking was stunned after seeing Xie Fei's appearance.

"That's the price set by the former boss." Xie Fei quickly grabbed a memory of the "former boss" in his mind, the one that most people in the original world had heard of——

"The former boss owed a huge debt and ran away with his sister-in-law!"

"We have no choice but to use the room fee to cover wages!"

"Original price 499, now only 99!"

The author has something to say:

Yu: The hero saves the United States.

Xie: It does not exist.