Monster Inn Rectification Report

In the dark corner, there was a dark shadow like a sack.

Xie Fei suffocated his breath and stepped forward gently, as if he was afraid of disturbing the other party.

When he approached, he saw a plump panda "thinking about it" like a plump ball of hair.

"brother?"

Xie Fei screamed carefully.

The panda's ears flicked.

"Brother." Xie Fei called again.

The panda paused and turned his head slowly.

In the moonlight, one person and one beast looked at each other quietly.

Xie Fei heard his little heart beating, and after a while, he slowly raised his hand and approached it inch by inch.

Feeling the warm and humid nose in the palm, Xie Fei held his breath and gently touched the tip of the panda's nose.

Xie Fei had heard that the panda's hair was very hard earlier than expected, but now he finally understands what it feels like.

He moved his hand to the right, touched the panda's round and fluffy face, then a bear hugged him, "So cute!"

The panda was stiff, and after a while he lifted a paw and patted Xie Fei's back lightly.

In the next hour, Xie Fei spent the time in the panda-cuddling, smoothing the belly of Mao Rua...

At first, Yu Li was quite tight, but after eating a few pieces of cake and drinking a few sips of wine, he seemed to give up on himself and completely liberated his nature. Ren Xie Fei acted as a mastermind on him.

Even the juvenile body was transformed to make Xie Fei lift high.

Only one thing, he always resisted.

"Brother Ali, can't you really hug my leg?"

"Don't be greedy!" The panda cub sat on the sofa, shaking his short legs and scolding with a serious face.

"But in a dream--"

"To shut up!"

...

The stars in the room never go out, and the hazy moonlight seems like a dream.

Only a small piece of cake and a bottle of residual wine were left on the table, and a man and a beast lay on the sofa.

The sleeping panda cub hugged Xie Fei's thighs. The latter did not know that his wish had been fulfilled, and he was immersed in his dream again.

The cave is pleasant at four times, and the Yaohua is not thankful.

Next to a pool of clear springs, a black-robed man holding a fishing rod, sitting quietly by the pool, kneeling beside a beautiful woman.

"Master, you have bothered to help Ali get rid of evil. It's the end of your benevolence." The woman was unwilling and persuaded: "Chalcedony fruit can help you increase your cultivation base by 500 years. Do you really want to use it on Ali?

The man stared at the calm surface of the pool and said in a low voice, "Ali was taken jade bone by the Jiuli people since he was a child. If he doesn't take the chalcedony fruit, it will be difficult to transform him in this life."

"The owner treats it this way, but it is untamed and unfamiliar."

"Where is it hard to tame? Ali was infected by evil, and his mental intelligence was degraded, and I left for too long, it just forgot me." The man said, "Besides, I have no intention of tame it."

He raised his pole, and a silver fish hung on the hook, "No need to talk about this, you go."

Dreams are dreams, and some fragmented pictures are like floating lights and glimpses. In an instant, the man was already in a stone cave.

On the jade bed, the cubs covered with the red brocade quilt lay down and fell asleep. The man tucked the quilt and walked out slowly.

"Master, Ali has been taking chalcedony fruit for ninety-nine-nine-nine-eighty-one days. The bones of jade are supposed to grow. Why can't it transform people?" A young man with broken eyebrows guarded outside the cave, looking confused.

The man chuckled, "It's playing with me."

"What does the master mean?"

With a wave of the man's sleeves, a water mirror appeared out of thin air, reflecting the scene in the cave-there was no cub on the jade bed, but there was a two or three-year-old child.

The young child was naked, crawling with his hands and feet together, sometimes giggling, sometimes roaring like a beast, showing a mouthful of millet teeth, looking very funny.

"Master, do you just let him do this?" The young man with broken eyebrows smiled and asked.

"What's wrong with playing with him?" The man's thin lips raised slightly, but the next moment he suppressed a smile: "Since I help him transform people, I naturally want to teach him how to behave."

Xie Fei was awakened from the cold, and when she woke up, she found only herself on the sofa.

Where is Yu Liren?

"Ahnee--" Xie Fei sneezed, feeling a little groggy in his head, afraid that he might have a real cold.

He rubbed his eyes and went out, and saw someone sitting in the Linshui Pavilion.

"Brother, why did you come out, Ahee—" Xie Fei walked quickly into the pavilion, and sneezed again without holding back.

Yu Li frowned, a trace of regret flashed in his eyes, he got up and probed Xie Fei's forehead, but it was not hot.

A rush of heat poured in along Xie Fei's eyebrows and spread to the limbs, dispelling the chill in his body, only to hear Yu Li's tone lightly: "Go back."

The two hit flashlights and went down the mountain side by side.

Casually chatting along the way, it's the same as usual.

When I was about to descend the mountain, Xie Fei suddenly said, "Brother, I'm dreaming again."

"What did you dream about?"

"Dreaming...you turned into a human being." Xie Fei said vaguely in order to take care of Yu Li's fragile self-esteem.

The hands that Yu Li shook with him tightened slightly, but did not say a word.

When the two entered the door, Ah Fu was lying on the reception desk watching the live broadcast of beauty makeup. The call for "all girls, all girls" came from the loudspeaker, but Ah Fu didn't feel wrong at all.

Because of being too focused, he didn't notice until Xie Fei and Yu Li both entered the lobby.

"old--"

Ah Fu stared at the hands between the two people before him, and paused, a thought-provoking lewd smile appeared on his face.

"What's your expression?" Yu Li squinted slightly.

Ah Fu smirked, "Normal expression..."

"Don't have any nasty thoughts." Yu Li warned with a cold face: "Although Cui Cui and I have established a relationship, he can only be regarded as a probationary boyfriend. We are innocent. Very pure."

"Try it?" Does the boyfriend still have a trial period? Does this title mean spare tire? Ah Fu's thinking is stuck.

Yu Li's face sank, "Do you have an opinion?"

"……No."

When the two immediate bosses left, Ah Fu stared at Yu Li's back thoughtfully, and then the corners of his mouth curled: "They have disappeared for a whole night and they are innocent, huh, I'm afraid it will not work?"

Of course Ah Fu didn't dare to complain in front of Yu Li, but that didn't prevent him from spreading rumors.

But in half a day, all the residents of the inn knew about Yu Li and Xie Fei's dating, including An Mingyi who was far away in Nanshan City.

Everyone was happy to hear and congratulated, and soon heard that Yu Li had changed the birth date of his ID card to May 21, and all online information was updated.

For this reason, Concubine Xiang also teased him with good intentions, but Yu Li said without embarrassment: "I remember, I was originally birthday on this day, but it was not because of someone changing it."

Concubine Xiang laughed twice, really lazy to spend her tongue.

As the saying goes, people are refreshed on happy occasions, and Yu Li has been walking with wind these days, looking like a happy spring breeze.

The fly in the ointment is that he can always feel a secret and complicated sight falling on him, as if it reveals Ruoruuowu's pity and regret, but it can't be said specifically.

In private, Yu Li also specifically mentioned to Xie Fei, "I always think they are weird."

Xie Fei was graciously helping him change the sheets at this time, "No, what's the fault?"

Yu Li frowned and was about to give an example when the phone rang suddenly.

While he was answering the phone, Xie Fei heard him say that he was going to Nanshan City on Friday.

"Why are you going to Nanshan City?" Xie Fei asked casually after Yu Li hung up the phone.

"I was about to enter the promotional period for that scene before, so I was asked to record the theme song."

"You recorded the theme song?" Can Yu Li sing? It always feels weird...

"It's not just me, Huo Qing will also go. He recorded the first song and my last song." Yu Li didn't grasp the point, but instead emphasized with credit: "The film crew originally wanted me to sing with the heroine, but in order to avoid suspicion, I refused. ."

Xie Fei was a bit funny and didn't refute Yuli's face, "Brother, you are so kind."

Just as Yu Li was about to be proud, he heard Xie Fei say, "Then I will kiss you."

"..."

Of course, I kissed in the end.

It was Friday in a blink of an eye, and it started to rain early in the morning, and Yu Li and Huo Qing still left under heavy rain.

Xie Fei thought that he would only see them at night, but Huo Qing came back in the afternoon.

"So early?"

"I, I can't record." Huo Qing's face was ugly. After listening to the demo countless times, he managed to control that he could sing the whole song without stammer, but the high pitch penetrating power was so strong that the microphone in the recording studio was caught by him. Several of the singers broke down, and even the soundproof glass had cracks, so that they didn't dare to sing again.

Xie Fei heard the reason, but didn't know how to solve it. "Or ask Brother, is he still in the city?"

"He recorded it smoothly and smoothly. He said he was going home to pick up things. We split up and left."

Xie Fei knew that Yu Li had an apartment in Nanshan City. He nodded and saw that Huo Qing's shirt and pants were stained with obvious mud stains. He asked, "Did you fall?"

Huo Qing's face got worse, "I met a liar."

It turned out that the location of the recording studio was only two stops away from Xiaoxianguan. Huo Qing has recently indulged in Taoist culture. The theme of the new album is also related to Taoism, so she wants to take advantage of less people to go shopping during workdays. Unexpectedly, just after parking the car, before reaching the mountain gate, he was stopped by a fourteen-five-year-old monk. The other party insisted that he was surrounded by dark spirits in the hall and wanted to exorcise evil spirits.

"Which, this kind of low-level deception, can I be fooled?" Huo Qing sneered, how many times had been reported in the news, he didn't bother to pay attention.

But the little monk was so strong and courageous that he was clinging to him so that he would not let him go. Between the two of them, Huo Qing shook his arms hard, and the little monk fell backward, but was rushed in the alley. A battery car that came out crashed into flight.

"The perpetrator ran and ran away on the spot, but I took the young monk to the hospital."

Xie Fei was surprised: "Is he okay?"

"It's nothing serious, but people are unconscious or unconscious."

Huo Qing didn't know the little monk, the other party didn't even bring a mobile phone, and didn't know who to contact. He couldn't wait. After helping to advance the medical bills, he left the agent's contact information and went back home.

"That's good." Xie Fei breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, both of them thought that the matter ended here, and no one had taken it to heart.

Unexpectedly, in the middle of the night, the suffering lord found the door.

"Well, do you have a man in your twenties, about this tall, thin, and stuttering." A young monk who looked like an underage stood outside the fence. Putting on a Taoist gown, he asked as he gestured.

The welcoming Ah Fu immediately became alert, "What's the matter?"

"Just find him out." The little monk frowned. Although he has cultivated since he was a child, he has a bad temper. In addition, he is worried about exorcising evil spirits, and he immediately becomes impatient.

Oh, the visitor is unkind, maybe it is just to trouble the idol...

Ah Fu raised his hand to close the door, "No!"

"Impossible!" The little monk took out a button from his arms, "This is something on his body, with his breath, I found it here with a compass, there is nothing wrong with it!"

"What kind of compass or ghost disk, I said there would be no."

"You, you... do you want to shelter and harbor evil spirits!"

Ah Fu sneered, "I think you are here to make trouble, and I will call the police if you make trouble!"

The little monk jumped up and shouted: "You call the police. If you don't report it as a puppy, I will cooperate with the police!"

"As if someone hasn't, I have cooperated with the special department of the country, and I will scare you to death!"

...

As a result, as soon as Xie Fei left the lobby, he heard the two people arguing with mentally handicapped people like kindergarten children. There was a series of ellipsis in his heart. He could only be glad that it was late and there were no other guests in the front yard.

"What's the matter?" Xie Fei stepped forward and found that the little monk was very familiar. Wasn't it the one he saw when he went to Xiaoxianguan to burn the incense on New Year's Eve? Could it be the person who stopped Huo Qing?

"It is you……"

"Have you seen me--" The little monk had a sudden pause, and hurriedly untied a compass from his waist.

Xie Fei glanced subconsciously and saw that the compass needle was spinning wildly.

Before he understood what was going on, the little monk suddenly grabbed his arm and King Kong glared: "Huh! The evildoer is going to be presumptuous, Sanqing is on the top, so you can catch it soon!"

Xie Fei:? ? ?

Sing a big show, this is...

The little monk was full of shock. He had never felt such a powerful evil spirit in anyone. Even the evil spirit he had passed through was far inferior, but he was not afraid at all, and firmly believed that the brave wins!

As he tried to pull out the mahogany sword, the back collar was suddenly grabbed, and the person was also picked up.

The little monk was terrified, kicking his short legs in the air, trying to turn his head and look back.

Xie Fei looked surprised, "Brother, are you back?"

Yu Li replied calmly, "Where is the lunatic?"

Ah Fu immediately filed a complaint, added fuel and jealousy, and Yu Li threw the little monk out with a sneer, understatement like throwing garbage.

The little monk was thrown three or four meters away, and sat on the ground, looking at a loss.

After a long time, he got up, sternly put on the sentence "you wait for me", and ran away angrily.

Yu Li didn't bother to give alms with a look, and took Xie Fei's shoulder and returned to the room.

After entering the door, he sat on the sofa, "Where did that short guy come from?"

Xie Fei also sat down next to him and said his guess, "...I don't know how to find it here, Mr. Huo didn't leave an address."

"Didn't he explain it? I found it with a compass." Yu Li put his arms around his chest and commented arrogantly: "The dwarf has a good bloodline. "

"Bloodline?" Xie Fei was taken aback, "Could it be that he--"

"Crane and half demon."

Hey, it sounds like a good guy.

Xie Fei recalled carefully, except for Ying Long, this might be the most immortal bloodline he had ever encountered.

He suddenly remembered that on New Year's Eve, Yu Li once said that he smelled two kinds of evil spirits from him, one is Pippi shrimp, and the other lighter one came from this man.

"Then he really isn't a liar?" Xie Fei was startled suddenly, "He said Mr. Huo was surrounded by evil spirits..."

"Yes." Yu Li affirmed.

"...You knew it?"

"of course."

"Yinling...What does it mean?" Xie Fei asked hesitantly, did he mean it?

Yu Li smiled unkindly: "Ghost."

"..."

In other words, every time I get along with Huo Qing, there are actually ghosts nearby?

Do you think that only the demon is too monotonous, and the development of the plot finally rushes to a spiritual road of no return? !

Xie Fei asked with a pale face, "Why don't you remind me, brother?"

Yu Li said plausibly: "Aren't you scared? Don't worry, they are just lonely ghosts and they have no effect on that rat."

Where could Xie Fei rest his mind? He didn't even have time to think about why yin spirits gathered around Huo Qing, and only asked nervously, "Why does the little monk call me a monster?"

The strangest thing is that the little monk didn't seem to realize that Ah Fu and Yu Li were the real evildoers...Uh, Yaozu.

Yu Li suddenly raised his hand and touched his throat, "Remember what's there?"

"Inverse scale?"

"The owner of Nilin has been cursed, contaminated with evil spirits, and has never been driven away." Yu Li rubbed his fingers and retracted his hand. "That short guy is so close to you, with the sensitivity of his five senses, he naturally feels it."

Xie Fei's hair stood upright, "Difficult, can I have..."

"Since you have dreamed of the battle of the deer, don't you know who is applying the spell?" Yu Li smiled, with a mocking tone: "The grievance of that stupid big man is added to the body, enough to make all evils not invade, ten thousand ghosts avoid."

After Yu Liyi's explanation, Xie Fei knew that every time he approached Huo Qing, the lonely ghosts around him would flee and huddled in the corner furthest away from him.

In a moment he was not afraid, but laughed out loud.

Yu Li glanced at him and took out something from his pocket. When he loosened his hand, a gold chain fell from his fingers, and underneath was a pocket watch that was a few years old.

Xie Fei stared at the dangling pocket watch in front of him, and asked in a daze, "This is..."

"Didn't you try your best to take a peek at my previous photos? There is one in it, and I will give it to you."

Xie Fei took it curiously, opened the cover, and saw a pale, thin, handsome face, with gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, without any expression on his face, and a faintly abstinent and pathological beauty.

Obviously, this is a photo of Yu Li just after successfully losing weight, and it must be his proud work.

"Thank you brother." Xie Fei happily thanked: "You are super handsome."

Yu Li's back is even more straight, domineering declaration: "You are now in a different identity, you must act magnanimously, you can no longer be sneaky behavior, if you have a request, directly mention it to me, as long as it is not excessive, I will consider it."

"Then I have a request now." Xie Fei's eyes lit up.

Yu Qiqi is ominous, and it is not easy to go back on the spot, "...say."

"I want to slap my hair."

"No!"

"It's not that I haven't hit it!"

Yu Li stood up abruptly, and asked in a bad mood: "You always think about licking, do you like me or just pandas?!"

The author has something to say: Ali: He gave me a name.

A Li: Give me a chance to be a man.

A Li: Teach me how to be a person.