Monster Inn Rectification Report

"I don't allow it!"

Before everyone had reacted, Yu Li was already angry and trembling with anger: "It's a shameless, outrageous, shameless, frantic!"

Quiet on Thursday and Monday.

Concubine Xiang's eyes flickered, and the corners of her lips curled up with a smile that seemed like nothing. When Yu Li's gaze swept over, she immediately corrected her attitude, frowning solemnly, shaking her head and sighing again and again.

Xie Fei completely bit the tip of his tongue to hold back his laugh. He and Ah Fu exchanged glances faintly. Both received uncontrollable expectations and excitement from the other's eyes, but he pretended to sigh: "The world is getting worse. what……"

Ah Fu knowingly cooperated: "The heart is not ancient..."

The others didn’t know why, but they all cautiously didn’t express their opinions. Only the second-second girl Lu Shengnan refused to be an adult’s way of being observant. She gnawed on her chicken feet and said, “Are you standing tall? Just live it live, why are you responding so much."

"Okay, you jellyfish! How dare you talk back to me!"

Xie Fei knew that Yu Li had a guilty conscience when he heard it, so he was vaguely focused on the left and right, picking on the attitude of others.

According to historical experience, the more Yu Li said, the more he would only expose him. In order to avoid the tragedy, Xie Fei decided to help his brother. “It’s not a big reaction, but now you can get anything to get your attention. Live broadcast, I just can't understand this kind of atmosphere."

"Yes, that's what I meant." Yu Li immediately became confident.

"And pandas don't want face?" Xie Fei said with deep meaning: "Animals are also dignified."

"That's right." Lu Shengnan suddenly smiled intriguingly, "I heard that the panda is a few times faster--"

In an instant, the lights in the room flickered and the TV screen flickered with snowflakes. Everyone heard the obvious sound of current flowing, which was as strange as a ghost film preview.

Accompanied by several loud noises, the power supply was suddenly cut off.

"What, what's the matter?" Yan Lai asked in shock in the darkness.

But no one answered.

"Just make a noise." Among the crowd, only Yan Lai was the most timid. He wanted to turn on the mobile phone flashlight, but he was still wearing oily plastic gloves on his hands.

"Oh, it may have tripped." Xie Fei gave a light cough, "I'll check it out."

But before he got up, the lights turned on again.

I saw the TV screen shattered and the coffee table was divided into two sections, and the food on the table was scattered all over the place.

"Where is Mr. Yu?" Yan Lai asked carefully when he noticed that there was one missing person.

Shame and autism may...

Xie Fei didn't dare to say clearly. He wanted to perfuse, but he saw Lu Shengnan frown: "As for, it's crazy to talk about pandas, isn't it..."

Xie Fei's heart jumped.

"His original shape is a panda?"

Seeing a group of people showing thoughtful expressions, Xie Fei sighed in his heart: Brother, I tried my best and can't help you.

With such an episode, the party must not go on.

Everyone helped to clean up the living room and then separated. Xie Fei walked to the door of Yu Li's closed room, hesitated for a moment, and decided not to touch the mold tonight. After all, Yu Li's anger was unprecedentedly high. Although he was a little worried that Lu Shengnan would be retaliated against, but the dead fellow is not dead and poor, so please ask for more blessings.

Xie Fei originally thought that Yu Li would have to be angry for at least ten days and a half. When anyone wanted to meet again the next day, the other party behaved very calmly. It seemed that the person who was so angry that even the magnetic field was affected was not Yu.

This is very abnormal.

With Yuli's revenge, it feels like a mountain rain is coming.

Sure enough, in the next few days, Lu Shengnan started to lose luck frequently.

For example, when you go out in the morning and get topped with bird dung, you fall on the road for no reason, the temperature of the bath drops below zero, even eating ice cream can eat a rotten tooth, not to mention nightmares every night...

"In my dream I became a jellyfish, shredded by natural enemies, broken down by humans, or gave birth to many cubs. Once I die, I will re-differentiate and continue to suffer..." The little girl's eyes were bloodshot. Said in a daze.

Xie Fei stared at her thick dark circles and reminded her tactfully: "Maybe Mercury has been retrograde recently. Why don't you go to other places to travel and relax?"

It should be fine to leave the inn anyway.

"It's not that I offended that petty guy. The man-made Mercury retrograde is about the same." Although Lu Shengnan's mentality has deteriorated, his intelligence still maintains its original level: "Forget it, I'm afraid of a traffic accident."

"It's so serious." Xie Feiyan said insincerely.

"Yes, he can't do it, but he can be disgusting. I'm so unlucky, who knows what I will encounter—" Lu Shengnan suddenly whitened his face and covered his stomach.

"What's wrong?" Xie Fei was surprised.

"My stomach hurts, I must have said bad things about him!"

However, the truth is that Lu Shengnan drank cold water in the middle of the night, which caused acute gastroenteritis, even vomiting and diarrhea, and had to be hospitalized to recuperate, but escaped.

When Xie Fei came back from the hospital and passed by the door of Yuli's room, she saw him sitting by the window reading a book.

The breeze of the early spring slapped Yuli's soft hair, and the dazzling sunlight couldn't hide his light. Yuli at this time was completely a quiet beautiful man.

——If you don’t speak.

"How's that jellyfish?" Yu Li asked seemingly casually, but his eyes fluttered a little.

Xie Fei read the meaning of guilty conscience from it, and couldn't help being a little amused. He told the doctor's diagnosis in detail.

Knowing that Lu Shengnan did it himself, Yu Li's expression was a little slow, "Oh, deserve it."

Xie Fei gave a dry smile, and was about to go back to the room, so he heard Yu Li ask, "Have you seen today's hot search?"

"No." He has been busy for a day and has no time to surf the Internet.

"The panda mating live was complained by the Animal Protection Association and it can't be broadcast." Yu Li's eyes were smug.

"……Oh."

What kind of animal protection association, didn't you do it?

Xie Fei was not surprised by this result. He knew that Yu Li would do something, but was inevitably disappointed. It's not that he has a special hobby and is really interested in panda doi, but just wants to appreciate Yu Li's performance.

Now that there is less fun, it is really embarrassing.

But Xie Fei soon lost the mind to pay attention to these trivial matters.

"They're here again!"

On the back mountain, a little man looked terrified.

He is an employee of the Engineering Department of Shangjing International. He was arranged to participate in the construction of the hot spring pool in Xining Village a few months ago. Now the project is nearing completion and it is likely to be completed on schedule, but he is not happy at all.

Recently, a group of monkeys came to the hot spring pool and couldn't drive them away. Not to mention serious delays in the construction period, it is likely to affect future operations.

After a few days of reporting, he finally got a reply, asking him to find a solution to Xiao Xie, the boss of Dahuang Inn, so he respectfully went to invite someone.

"It's okay, I will chat with them." Xie Fei comforted, but did not rush forward, but stood still and looked around.

A few months ago, the small hot spring eye has now been built into a trapezoidal structure hot spring pool. The whole pool is composed of dozens of small pools. The pools are layered and scattered, stretching down, and you can see that there are pools in the pool, like waves. wave.

The clear and living springs flowed straight down, reflecting the flowers and green plants transplanted from the embankment of the pond, and even the pond water was dyed with colorful colors.

The smoke on the surface of the pool is faint, like a fairyland, but it is a pity that the beauty is destroyed by dozens of wild monkeys.

Xie Fei swept across the group of monkeys, and his gaze fell on an intoxicated monkey. The monkey was larger than the other one, and the two little monkeys behind him were clinging their fists to help him beat his back.

Taking off his shoes, Xie Fei walked along the embankment to the monkey.

The monkey slowly opened his eyes when he heard the movement, and suddenly became stiff.

"You found the hot spring pool. You can take a bath, but you can only focus on the bottom row of pools." Xie Fei directly asked, he knew that the monkey understood.

The monkey seemed a bit unwilling, and did not dare to disobey Xie Fei, and nodded dejectedly.

Seeing that Xie Fei had solved the problem that had troubled him for several days in a few words, the little man couldn't recover for a long time, and finally understood why the upper man had instructed him to ask him for help.

"I'll give them a few pools on my own initiative, is it okay?" Xie Fei asked after returning along the road.

"No, no problem, as long as it doesn't affect the guests, it can be considered wild." The little man said hurriedly.

Xie Fei smiled politely before going down the mountain, but heard the little man ask: "Mr. Xie, do you want to go to the hot spring?"

"Can you soak now?"

"Yes." The little man explained: "The promotion department wants to organize a lottery. Taking advantage of the Ching Ming Festival to invite a group of tourists to come and feel it in advance, swimming trunks and bathrobes have been delivered..."

Xie Fei knows about this, and the inn will also vacate several houses to cooperate.

He was a little moved, and looked at Yu Li, who accompanied him up the mountain-the other party simply wore a mask and a hat, and stood by without saying a word.

"Brother, what do you think?"

After asking, I felt that Yu Li would definitely not agree. After all, taking off his clothes in hot springs was almost equivalent to "meeting naked."

Yu Li nodded slightly: "Yes."

Huh? Xie Fei raised his eyebrows unexpectedly, wondering if he coveted his body?

Even more surprising is still to come. When the small man took out several swimming trunks for them to choose, Yu Li blushed and picked the most exposed briefs, and then forced him to give him the most conservative style. Swimming trunks.

The two went into the locker room to change clothes one after another.

Although the air conditioner was on, it was still cold in the mountains in March. Xie Fei changed into swimming trunks and quickly wrapped in a bathrobe.

As soon as he opened the door, he was stunned, and saw that Yu Li was waiting outside wearing swimming trunks all over his body, his skin was dazzling white, and his figure was perfect, just like a white jade statue.

When Xie Fei shifted his gaze down and looked somewhere, his legs were a little soft.

Feeling Xie Fei's gaze, Yu Li's face was uncomfortable, and he cursed Lu Shengnan in his heart. If it wasn't for this jellyfish to talk nonsense, why should he betray his hue for the sake of "righting his name"!

Although Xie Fei still doesn't know his true form, it's only a matter of time.

He endured the shame and didn't move, and must let Xie Fei see clearly, so as not to misunderstand him in the future, and to be contemptuous.

Where did Xie Fei know that Yu Li had so many psychological activities, he was embarrassed for the first time, and lowered his eyes and whispered, "Brother, let's go."

They went to a private hot spring pool, separated from each other by trees. The space was wide and the view was excellent. Looking down is a pink peach forest.

Yu Li took the lead in entering the water, and he sighed with relief until the warm water of the pool covered his body.

Yu Guang caught a glimpse of Xie Fei taking off his bathrobe. Yu Ligong didn't open his eyes, and ordered pretentiously: "Go over there. Don't get too close to me."

"Oh." Xie Fei settled slightly, this was the Yuli he was familiar with.

After entering the water, he saw Yu Li closed his eyes and didn't want to talk, so he didn't disturb him.

Xie Fei took a mobile phone with a waterproof bag by the pool and took a few photos to upload to Weibo. After logging in, he noticed that the name "Xie Yao" was on the hot search.

He subconsciously clicked. It turned out that Xie Yao participated in a certain draft event after his return. This hot search was a pen-hold shot of the opponent's yesterday's game, and it looked like a decent dance.

There is a rainbow fart in the comment, and I don't know if it is a new fan or a navy.

Since it had nothing to do with him, Xie Fei didn't bother to pay attention, and refreshed the homepage with a swipe of his thumb. When he saw that the "panda blogger" he followed had just posted a message, his expression instantly condensed.

Xie Fei peeked at Yu Li subtly, and found that the other party opened his eyes for some time and was also staring at him.

The two looked at each other, a trace of panic flashed in their eyes at the same time, Yu Li took the initiative to take the initiative, "What are you doing with such a guilty conscience?"

"No, no."

Originally, Yu Li's purpose was to beat him up again. It can be seen that Xie Fei actually avoided his sight and immediately became suspicious. He half-squinted his eyes: "What were you looking at?"

"Just to read social news." Xie Fei said bitterly.

Yuli clicked his finger, "Take the phone, don't make small movements, otherwise..."

Seeing that Xie Fei couldn't hide it, she had to hand over her phone and couldn't help but defend: "I just saw it by accident..."

Yu Li only grasped Xie Fei's handle, arrogant for a while, but in the next second there was no more smiling ease.

A Weibo with Jiugongge is displayed on the screen. The text content is very long. The most conspicuous is the title written in the double # between——

The two pandas of China Conservation Giant Panda Research Center completed mating in 1 minute and 30 seconds! [狗头]

The author has something to say: Liuli: Impossible!