Monster Inn Rectification Report

Xie Feilian was pushed out the door with his clothes, and at a glance he saw Ah Fu crouching in the corridor.

"Boom—"

The heavy closing of the door caused Ah Fu, who was already terrified, to sit on the ground in fright, and sobbed in despair: "I know, I know, he will not let me go..."

Xie Fei is still in the current shame of being arrested, even if he has a thick skin, it is really humiliating to be caught searching for J, cough...too humiliating! But seeing Ah Fu cried out of his nasal blisters, he still persuaded him kindly: "Brother Ah Fu, don't worry, he is not angry with you, and he will definitely not trouble you tonight."

Looking for me...

"Really?" Ah Fu doubted.

"It's true." Xie Feila got up, "When he is angry tomorrow, you can admit your mistakes."

Ah Fu sucked his nose and nodded, but his heart was still uneasy. After Xie Fei returned to the room, he stood alone for a long time. After all, he could not save his panic from nowhere. He simply changed his body and turned into a palm-sized bat and flew away from the small building. .

It was nearly ten o'clock at this time, and there were guests walking, chatting, and chatting everywhere in the front yard, courtyard and garden. Only the backyard was quiet.

A bat melted into the night and quietly went around behind the small building.

It lurked in a tree, and its dark brown eyes were staring straight at a certain window. After several psychological constructions, it spread its wings and glide down on the window sill, its hairy face peeking into the room against the glass.

It was obviously a cold winter, but Yu Li was only wearing a vest and sitting on the edge of the bed with his back facing it.

The bat couldn't observe the other's expression and was a little disappointed.

It waited patiently for a while, but couldn't wait for Yu Li to turn his head. The anxiety caused by the unknown gave birth to fear in his heart.

Suddenly, the bat saw Yu Li jump up, and the other side stood there for a while, then turned and flew back to the big bed, with an expression that it had never seen before, nor dared to imagine...rolling ripplingly under the quilt Go away, as if kelp has become fine.

"..."

very scary.

I'm blind.

The bat's hair is all standing up, and it seems to smell the pollen of spring through the glass. It turned its head and almost fled.

Compared with this kind of Yuli, it would rather not see the sun tomorrow!

And in the next room, Xie Fei really doubted that he would not see the sun tomorrow-every muscle and bone of his body was clamoring, protesting to him as the master.

He exhausted his last remaining energy and took a shower. He fell asleep as soon as he touched the pillow when he climbed into the bed, but he didn't expect to be able to dream even when he was so tired.

The dream is no longer a snowfield, but a green mountain.

On the top of the mountain, the black-clothed man did not hold the red umbrella, nor did he see the murderous intent between his eyes. Instead, he smiled and looked at the opposite boy.

"Bold! How dare to enter my dream!"

The boy and Yu Li were born exactly the same, only a few years younger, his hair was longer than his waist, and the top of his hair was randomly **** with a thin bamboo tube. He was dressed in a dark purple robe, embroidered with silver-patterned butterflies, and when his wide sleeves were brought up by the mountain wind, the butterflies seemed to come alive and walked lightly among the purple clouds.

The man smiled and said: "Ali cultivation base is getting longer, and I can detect that I am dreaming."

"Bah!" The young man looked unhappy, and said without a word: "Don't say anything nice, since you have been away for more than ten years, I am not a stupid talent, how can I still learn such superficial spells!"

The man was silent, his deep pupils stared at the young man quietly, who was stared at with a guilty heart, and said sternly, "What are you looking at?"

"Ali misses me." The man suddenly realized.

"Don't talk nonsense!" The young man blushed and scowled, "It's clearly you--"

"I miss A Li." The man changed his words in a kind-hearted manner, with an apologetic expression on his face: "It's just a sudden induction, so I leave without saying goodbye and worry you."

"Who is worried about you." The young man snorted and kicked the stone on the ground dissatisfiedly, seemingly nonchalantly saying: "Hey, if you really miss me, how can you disappear without saying a word? I think you are a liar."

"Don't be angry." The man stretched out his palms and turned into a small wooden box that exudes pearlescent light. "I have a gift for you. May I please you?"

"What?" The young man took the box suspiciously, opened it and saw that it was actually a silver-white crescent-shaped scale, and suddenly said in shock: "This is...your inverse scale?!"

"With it, Ali can always find me no matter in the sky or on the ground." The man smiled suddenly, his tone of voice implied a bewitching charm: "Now I will give you Nilin, do you miss you?"

When Xie Fei woke up, there was still a man's lingering sound in his ears. Even with a layer of dreams, he still felt hot in his ears.

——I dreamed of that person again, this time there was Yu Li.

Unexpectedly, Yu Li was quite cute when he was a teenager, with a temperament similar to what he is now, and a little more naive.

The scenes in the dream turned his mind like a revolving lantern, Xie Fei couldn't help but guess what the relationship between Yu Li and the man in black was. Unlike a couple, it seemed a little ambiguous...

He suddenly tasted a little bit of lemon, and then he thought about it, maybe the master of the cave was his previous life?

Xie Fei was not a fool. He found something from the clues, but Yu Li refused to say so, so he didn't ask.

Anyway, the master of the cave mansion has been dead for thousands of years, and he is alive and well, having time to entangle these meaningless things, it is better to worry about whether the spiritual formation is changing again, after all, there are many guests in the inn now.

Xie Fei put on his coat and hurried downstairs. He stood in front of the small building and took a photo with his mobile phone. Everything was normal.

He listened attentively, and there was no barking of cats and dogs, so he let go.

Suddenly, a pleasant wake-up bell rang.

Xie Fei glanced at the time on the phone. It was half past six.

He had to go to the town to catch the morning market today, hurriedly went back to the room to clean up, and pushed the small third round out.

It was still dark, and the only sound in the alley was the sound of wheels running over the bluestone road. The cold wind poured into his neck in the morning, and Xie Fei hurriedly pulled his scarf.

But he never expected that someone suddenly jumped out of the dark alley, and Xie Fei slammed the brakes, almost yelling in fright.

By the moonlight, he could only vaguely recognize the man with loose hair and a black windbreaker.

Wait, trench coat...

With this situation, Xie Fei had to have a certain association-an exhibitionist? ! !

As if to respond to his guess, the man pulled the shirt with both hands and jerked--

Without tearing it apart, when it was halfway through, the person was kicked for several meters with a scream.

"..." Xie Feimuran turned his head and saw the familiar bearded man: "Brother."

"I heard you run up and down in the morning, Kuang Kuangqiang, everyone was awakened by you!" Yu Li was a little bit like there was no silver in this place, and he didn't wait for Xie Fei to ask how he would come. Explain it.

Xie Fei didn't care about this, and asked anxiously, "Is he still alive?"

Yu Li Qingchi: "You don't want to see it yourself?"

Xie Fei immediately jumped out of the car and ran to the "exhibitory", and saw the other party curled up on the ground, yelling non-stop.

"Are you okay?" Xie Fei turned on the phone and took a photo, his expression instantly frozen.

He was right just now. The other party was indeed wearing a black windbreaker, but there was nothing about the disheveled hair, only a bright bald head covered by the wig was missing.

"No hair, no heaven, it's you!"

Xie Fei never expected that the "exhibitionist" was actually a bald man who came to the inn and forced him to move, but was later taught to be a man by his own hands!

The other party also looked shocked, and "Why are you again" written naked in his frightened eyes.

Both of them had a thousand words in their hearts, and they looked at each other silently on this cold winter morning.

In the silence, Yu Li paced slowly and lightly kicked the bald man's waist, "Don't pretend, get up."

"He can still get up?" Xie Fei looked up in confusion, "Brother, are you merciful under your feet?"

Last time Brother Afu broke his back with such a kick...No, he broke his arm, his nose and face were swollen for many days, but he looked at the bald man, as if his condition was not that serious.

"He's not that fragile." Yu Li laughed sarcastically, "Somehow he is also awakened."

"What?!" Xie Fei was not too shocked. Even the bald man has the blood of the monster race. Are you doing wholesale? That's not too picky.

The bald man didn't understand what the two were talking about, let alone why the big bearded man who looked like a villain than him said he was pretending, he should have broken his ribs, wouldn't he be afraid of going to a life lawsuit if he is so cruel? !

Unfortunately, no one cared about his inner roar. Xie Fei awoke and asked vaguely: "Brother, he is..."

"Naked man Lan."

"...I don't understand."

"A kind of orchid, the scientific name of the Italian red door orchid."

"There is this kind of orchid?" Xie Fei suddenly realized another thing: "Orchid, plant? Plants can be?"

"Everything but human beings can do it, but plants are inherently low in spirituality, and the chances are far inferior to animals." Yu Li lightly glanced at the bald man: "This one is also considered the son of heaven."

Xie Fei nodded with enlightenment, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and typed in for inquiry.

A set of pictures was quickly displayed on the page. When the contents of the pictures were clearly seen, Xie Fei was silent again.

As described in the text on the encyclopedia, the shape of the naked man Lan is like a naked man wearing a straw hat, no wonder the name is so weird!

Xie Fei sees Weizhi's work and draws inferences about it: "So he has this habit because of..."

"Negative effects caused by awakening."

"..."

Legend has it that if a man is too distracted and loves to play with women, he will become a naked man in the next life...Xie Fei secretly thought about the description at the end of the encyclopedia. He looked up and down the bald man and said teasingly: "It looks like a distracted person."

"Nonsense! I haven't even pulled the female doll's hand!" The sluggish bald man suddenly became angry, and the next second he bowed his head again: "The two eldest brothers don't talk about eighth level reading anymore. I don't have the culture. Understand. And I really can’t do it anymore. I’m not pretending to be. I beg you to call 110 to help me call an ambulance, and save a life and build a seventh-level float!"

"I think you are in good condition, and 110 doesn't care about the ambulance." Xie Fei lazily replied, and then asked Yu Li, "What should I do now?"

"Of course, as he wanted, hit 110."

So when the police just went to work that day, they learned that the many-day exhibitionist who had been doing misfortune in Xining Village had been caught. It was the two men who had been invited into the bureau to drink tea yesterday because of a fight.

The police were dumbfounded, but they could only deal with the case in a brave spirit.

Only in the process of questioning, the bald man always defended tenaciously, insisting that since he was bitten by a snake one day, he suddenly had an impulse, every time he was as uncontrollable as sleepwalking.

Where would the police believe it and sneered: "So you still commit the crime passionately."

Bald man: "..."

As for Xie Fei, after he finished the transcript, he held his chest and both left the police station with Yu Li.

As soon as he came out of the office building, Xie Fei thought that the police said that the bald man had violated the law and order, and he was detained for no more than 15 days. Then he asked, "Since his problem was caused by awakening, then he came out of the bureau. Will you continue to commit crimes?"

"When I kicked him, I helped him sort out his blood. As long as I exercise restraint, I can return to normal." Yu Lihun said nonchalantly, "It doesn't matter if he can't restrain himself. He has a criminal record, so he will be caught again."

"Brother, you are really amazing. You touched it for a short time, and you can dredge the blood." Xie Fei's praise was a bit deliberate, mainly because he calmed down at this time. He remembered that Yu Li had been annoyed last night. Anxious, worried that the other party will turn over the old accounts.

But Yu Li was already overwhelmed: "Small, it's a pity that he and I don't belong to the same blood, otherwise the high position will have absolute dominance over the low position, and I can even draw away his blood."

"What is the origin of blood?" Xie Fei asked curiously.

"Like me and the North Pole—"

"Arctic what?"

Yu Li was dizzy: "It's unreasonable! Want to play with me again!"

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Italian red door orchid, see you where the picture is.

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