Mixed In the United States As a Local Tyrant

  Chapter 165 Unreliable

   I played the heavy-tasting tank crushing car game twice, and finally HMMWV hung a nylon rope behind it to drag away the pile of scrap iron on the ground. Both friends and fellow gunmen who happened to be present at the scene took photos to commemorate it. It is rare even in Texas to witness this violent scene.

  Everyone’s comments are very exciting. Even if you can’t play cannons, you can’t just see such a huge iron coffin in life, let alone experience it.

   After jumping off the tank, Wang Le said, "It would be even better if I could still masturbate!"

   "The U.S. emperor doesn't give guns to private individuals." An Feng shook his head, looking at the M1 tank that had stopped.

  If you can really have a shot, the excitement is indescribable. It is a pity that it is illegal for private individuals to play guns on private territory. If it is legal, I am afraid that only the state can play on national territory... When everyone jumped out of the tank and went to the shooting range to play, An Feng stopped and his mind was spinning.

  Private can't play, then the state—obviously, if he plays cannon in the name of the state, can there still be problems? He can't influence the United States, but there are some that can. Isn't St. Kitts one of them? They have an army, but their numbers are pitiful, and their defense budget is less than $10 million.

If he donates a few tanks to the country for free as a benevolent person, the only requirement is to be able to fire a few shots when he is free... This requirement is not too high. At worst, he will be a false job in the army and play guns as himself. Cannon's Pass, played several times a year.

   If you buy arms in the name of the country, there are basically no restrictions—except for ballistic missiles or certain strategic weapons, even if they are sold, there is nowhere to play. But a few tanks, a few dozen rockets, a transport plane, gunships, fighter jets from the 50s and 60s...should be easy.

   It doesn’t need to be too advanced, advanced means very expensive and needs to be purchased in large quantities. In addition, the country is small, and one shell can be fired directly from the west coast of the country to the east coast... Buy the old model, which is cheap and affordable. Once the shells are loaded, you can fire a few shots, and you will leave after enjoying yourself, leaving behind the halo of a philanthropist.

  The more An Feng thinks about it, the more feasible it becomes. St. Kitts Island has an army, so it naturally needs weapons and equipment, and its budget is limited, so it must be filled by itself, because the commander-in-chief of the army is concurrently held by the prime minister, and San Qi is his good partner! Be an army chief of staff or something, hang up a vacancies, and occasionally come to play.

   "Great idea!" An Feng decided to perfect the idea, and then chatted with San Qi about his life... This time the diplomat will not donate money, but donate tanks and cannons!

  …

  An Feng didn't express his thoughts, because there are still many details.

  When he came to the shooting range, he saw that everyone was enjoying themselves with automatic weapons, so he also joined in with itchy hands.

He chose an extremely sci-fi-looking FN2000 rifle to join in the fun. This is a bullpup rifle made in Belgium. It is fully automatic. When the trigger is pulled, the bullets light up. The 50-meter target on the opposite side is shattered. , but what is needed is a drastic effect.

Most of the men choose automatic weapons, and it is fun to shoot out all the bullets in a magazine. Considering the physical strength, the ladies use weapons with small recoil. There are exceptions, because the shooting range is equipped with weapon brackets, and some machine guns are fixed. Just pull the trigger and play.

Roger’s girlfriend Miranda touched a PKM general-purpose machine gun that was set up. The weapons produced by Maozi are very rough. This 7.62mm machine gun doesn’t even have a magazine, so I saw Roger reloading her. The former supermodel is now also armed, wearing protective glasses and earphones, pulling a chair and sitting in front of the machine gun, with his shoulders on the **** of the gun, and starts shooting under Roger's guidance.

The movement of the machine gun fire was not trivial. A scrapped car on the opposite side was hit by bullets several times. The surrounding soil was blown up, the smoke filled the air, and the stray bullets whizzed and hit the concrete wall behind, and the cement fragments flew around... Luo Jie fed the ammunition belt, and the bullets decreased rapidly. When the round of shooting stopped, the barrel of the gun was faintly red and smoke was coming out of the muzzle, while the car on the opposite side was already riddled with holes.

  Roger fanned the smell of gunpowder smoke, and said: "If you pour a little gasoline on it, or put a few oil drums around, the shooting will be more exciting!"

   After hearing this, An Feng turned to look for Mike.

Mike said: "It's getting late. Tomorrow at noon, a group of gun lovers will come to organize shooting. If you are free, we can organize a shooting feast. Not only machine guns, but also heavy machine guns and grenade launchers. How about the petrol can you mentioned?"

   "Good idea." An Feng nodded, "Then wait for tomorrow's surprise!"

  Mike said with a smile: "We will prepare, this is a big business in gun shops."

  Of course it’s a big deal. In the game played by Roger’s girlfriend just now, more than 800 bullets were fired in a few minutes.

When playing guns happily, the time is very short. Before you know it, it is around 4 o'clock in the afternoon. Everyone returns the guns and chooses some outdoor camping supplies in the store, such as moisture-proof pads, water bags and double tents. Listen According to the plans in their respective mouths, some people suggested to be in the mountains, while others suggested to be by the river.

Wang Le has never camped before, so he has no right to speak, but Roger is very interested: "If you want to play, let's have a game close to reality. We'd better find a clearing in the dense forest, bring tents, food and hounds, To pass the long night with a bonfire in the company of faithful hounds!"

  An Feng stopped: "Why is it so idealistic? Are you sure it won't be another scene where you are shivering from the cold and frightened by the sounds of wild beasts?"

  Roger raised the gun in his hand: "What is it for?"

  Experienced Henry suggested: "I think the first time camping is still in the plains, a little closer to the wooden house, and then go deeper after getting familiar with the environment."

  Roger pouted: "No challenge."

  An Feng decided: "Let's start with the simple ones first. If Roger, you like to live in the deep mountains and wild forests, you can go live after we get to know each other the next day?"

Roger thought about it, although there was a gap between the plan and the exciting wilderness survival ideal, he still agreed... because he was bored and longed for a few days of primitive life for a rich kid. , I don't know what will happen.

The plan on the way back was changed again and again, and finally decided to camp on the "high ground" 50 meters away from the wooden house, because...if the distance is too far, the ingredients are not easy to move here. In order to take care of my growling stomach, this The four realistic slobs compromised one after another.

  The ladies prepare the barbecue ingredients in the house, and roast the beef to medium rare in advance, while the men look for firewood outside and pile them up in a pile.

   Then pour gasoline and set it on fire.

   This is Roger's bad idea! It rained a few days ago, and the dry firewood I picked up was very damp. After lighting it a few times, it failed. This guy ran to the house and brought a box of 5 liters of gasoline. Light a cigar, then throw the match on the gasoline.

With a bang, the raging flames ignited, cool is cool, but this guy is unreliable, the gasoline burns more and more, and finally everyone hurriedly draws their salaries, and the result is that the dry firewood is burned into plant ash, and there is no charcoal for the barbecue. Leave a few pieces. Roger sucked on his cigar in embarrassment, his smile froze on his face.

  The same reasoning can be proved. What Roger said about camping in the mountains is unreliable.

   Everyone had no choice but to collect firewood again.

But Lawrence, who came back from horse herding and grazing cattle, told them that there were piles of dry firewood in the basement, which were stored for heating in winter. The reason why the fireplace in the hall was not lit was because the climate had warmed up recently, and winter was not too cold. Cowboys With rough skin and thick flesh, I dare to swim in the river now...

   After hearing this, everyone looked at each other holding dry firewood.

  Lawrence covered his stomach and laughed non-stop: "Hahaha! You fools!"

  …

  In the evening, a barbecue party was held, and everyone gathered around the campfire and sat down on cushions. A few hounds around were drooling and looking around, and the pet dog in his arms was restless, taking a bite of the fragrant and oily beef, accompanied by various forms of praise, it was delicious.

   I took a few bites of beef, and then poured a mouthful of hot milk to warm my heart. This is what I should do around a campfire in December.

   The oily Wang Le said to An Feng: "This beef is not fresh enough. Tomorrow we will get a deer as early as possible to taste the real game. What do you think?"

   Before An Feng could speak, Henry said weakly: "Roasted rabbit is also good."

  An Feng couldn't help laughing, since he and Wang Le pulled this guy into a trap last time, he always thought that a cute rabbit can also be delicious, life is great, death is glory!

   "Look at you." Joanna wiped off the oil from the corners of his mouth with a tissue, "You really decided to sleep here at night? Won't you move back to the lobby on the first floor?"

  Roger protested: "Don't shake the morale of the army, my plan has been almost destroyed by you."

They ate, drank and chatted, and then the ladies stayed to help them set up tents, a total of two double tents, covered with moisture-proof mats, and lit a fire outside that should burn until dawn, and then put on warm clothes, Then spray a circle of strong insect repellent around. In winter nights, there are still many mosquitoes, and there are some annoying reptiles. Insect repellent is almost a must-have item for camping.

Finally, everyone got into their own sleeping bags. In order to enhance the understanding among friends, Wang Le and Henry were in a group, An Feng and Luo Jie were in a group, and each tent was equipped with two guns and two hounds to lie down safely. After coming down, he talked for a long time, and finally fell asleep in a daze.

To be honest, camping is very uncomfortable. Whether it is winter or summer, summer is naturally hot. If you live in an area with four distinct seasons, the temperature is low at night, but there are many mosquitoes; in winter, there are not many mosquitoes, but it is very cold, even if you are armed After so much, still being woken up in the middle of the night by freezing.

  After An Feng woke up from the cold, he found that the fire outside had gone out, no wonder it was so cold, and the two hounds beside Pi Pi Dan Dan were all on top of him. He closed his eyes again and squinted for a while, but still couldn't fall asleep, and felt Roger move beside him, and he quietly got up.

   "Hey!" An Feng uttered.

   "Oh!" Roger covered his heart, "Scared me, didn't you fall asleep?"

   "Woke up from the cold!" An Feng rolled his eyes, "It's all your bad idea, luckily we don't live in the mountains."

   Roger in the dark smiled: "It's really uncomfortable, why don't we run back quietly? Anyway, the distance is not far, only fifty meters."

An Feng had this plan at first, but he felt that he was not very loyal. After Luo Jie mentioned it, he didn't care about it, so he sneaked up, put on his clothes and returned with the hound, pushed open the door and returned to the house, feeling a sense of warmth Come on, it's really cool indoors, An Feng and Luo Jie looked at each other and looked for each nest.

  Joanna and Miranda each occupy a room, so their goals are clear. An Feng came to the door and knocked, and after giving a signal, the door opened quietly, and he saw Joanna in a black nightgown appearing in front of him, holding a pistol in the other hand.

   "Hi! It's me!" An Feng greeted with a smile.

  Joanna also smiled: "Can't stand it anymore?"

   "It woke me up three times! It's all because of Roger's unreliable idea!" An Feng complained, took off his coat, and Joanna took it and hung it behind the door.

   An Feng hugged her: "It's still comfortable and warm here with you."

   "Come to the bed!" Joanna pulled him into the bed, and said warmly, especially when there was a soft and delicate body in her arms.

After a comfortable night's sleep until the next day, I felt guilty after waking up. I felt that it was a bit embarrassing to abandon my teammates like this, so I put on my clothes, kissed the sleeping Joanna on the forehead, quietly got out of bed and left, and walked out just in time Meet Roger who also has this plan.

   "Let's go, before they wake up!" Roger said guilty.

  The two of them went downstairs, and happened to see one person lying on each side of the sofa in the living room, waking up leisurely. They were exactly Wang Le and Henry who were also frozen into a two-parter last night. Because their women slept together, they couldn't enjoy a separate room and big bed... In short, the two groups met in the living room.

   "You?" The two sides faced each other, eye to eye.

   "Traitor!" Wang Le jumped up and shouted.

  An Feng blushed, but reacted quickly, and pointed at him: "Didn't you also come to call us? You two traitors!"

  Looking at each other, everyone couldn't help laughing. Wang Le sat down and greeted everyone: "Sit down, you really suffered last night!"

  An Feng leaned back on the sofa and put his feet on the table: "It's all Luo Jie's bad idea."

  Roger had nothing to say this time, and faced reality: "I'm sorry everyone! In order to express my apologies, this afternoon's feast of weapons is my treat!"

  Everyone agreed with both hands, feeling that Roger was about to enter the pit.

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  PS: Whether St. Kitts and Nevis has an army is currently...unknown. The country is too small, and the information in hand is ten years ago. I heard that there is an OECS among the Eastern Caribbean member states, and there is a common peacekeeping force, but in the novel, for entertainment, St. Kitts is set to have an army... because no one can stop the local tyrants Play cannon.

  (end of this chapter)