Mixed In Africa To Be the European Emperor

cry!

Apologize to all Citizens!

Who knows what Citi has been through these days.

Their ship girl, Neon, followed Neon to search for Wang Dajian's traces at sea, and their soldiers were constantly on duty to prevent Wang Dajian's surprise attack.

Their generals, in order to guard against Wang Dajian, do not know how many people bald.

Then……

Then Wang Dajian, you **** tell the world that you are on vacation! ?

Fuck your motherfucker!

But video Dongfang, Wang Dajian is really leisurely.

Wearing blue beach shorts, showing a wheat complexion and ambush, holding Lafite, who was wearing dead reservoir water, floating on the sea.

Grab an ice-cold cocktail and lean on the ring with squinting eyes on your phone.

These days, Wang Dajian has never left Africa at all. Everyone is guessing whether he is attacking Citi from the ocean or the Atlantic. Citi's fleet is constantly adjusting and deploying.

After tossing for a long time, Wang Dajian is still in Africa, which makes Citi people feel that their IQ has been insulted.

And these days, there are still many military programs being analyzed.

The direction of Wang Dajian's attack, the places where Wang Dajian might appear, and the fact that he wanted to attack Hawaii made Hawaiians panic.

There are also serious nonsense in military programs, saying that Wang Dajian is going to fight Citi's Washington.

In short, after a group of people analyzed for a long time, the only one who analyzed correctly was General Zhang.

At that time, General Zhang said on the show: "From what I know about Wang Dajian, he may be on vacation."

At that time, everyone was mad, saying that General Zhang was going too far!

Citizens all sounded the alarm, saying that Wang Dajian might be coming.

You, General Zhang, said that Wang Dajian was on vacation? I'm afraid I'm not dreaming!

But now?

Someone pulled out the video of General Zhang.

Oh what!

I dry the geoduck from Liliang, go to your mother's Pippi shrimp!

After watching General Zhang's video, netizens put on oxygen masks - a suffocating operation.

Wang Dajian is really on vacation.

And it's live worldwide!

Why did Wang Dajian take a few minutes to hack into the system to open a video call?

He's going to pretend!

If you don't wear it for a day, you will feel uncomfortable!

Calling on the phone seems too imposing!

Telecom unlimited data card, 4G video calls are afraid of eggs!

Live broadcast directly in front of the world, maddening the elementary school students at Citi.

So when videos of Wang Dajian's vacation appear all over the world...

"Impossible! This may be a pre-recorded fake video, Wang Dajian must be on his way to Citi!"

"Guard, guard the whole army, be careful of Wang Dajian's sneak attack!"

These few days, the Citi military bosses who haven't slept well, all have dark circles under their eyes and are very stubborn. I believe that Wang Dajian is definitely going to attack.

Brothers are holding on, Wang Dajian will call right away!

Presumably, they hold this belief.

How much they wish someone told them that this is not true, that Wang Dajian was on the road or something.

After all, they prepared for several nights, and they hadn't slept well for several days and nights, and they were setting up defense lines.

It feels like...

Generals, this is probably the mood of this neon dog now.

Look at that table of reports stacked one person high, it's all bullshit!

Say where Wang Dajian is going to appear, and say where Wang Dajian is appearing in such and such places.

even!

A minute ago, there was a report from the frontline base that Wang Dajian may have appeared near Guam.

And now?

They looked at the screen, Wang Dajian Citi was on vacation.

The generals always feel that they have been released as pigeons, old pigeons, steady!

The worst thing was the ship girls who were looking for Wang Dajian. When they learned that Wang Dajian didn't come at all, a bunch of ship girls cried.

They had been preparing for the war for several days, and Wang Dajian had been on vacation for several days.

At this time, during the video call Dongfang, Wang Dajian took a sip of a cocktail, put Lafite aside and let her go for a swim.

Then Wang Dajian just lay on the swimming ring, watching the press conference on the other side of the video with his mobile phone.

"So, do you have anything to do with me while I'm on vacation?"

Problems? ! Does it matter! ? !

The reporters were terrified. Brother, you have been on vacation for a few days, haven't you read the news?

"Mr. Wang, what have you been doing these days!!"

A reporter couldn't help but ask questions.

"Someone said you were preparing for the war, on the way to Citi, what do you think?"

"I have enough to eat? I'm just a little bully in Africa. I'm going to send people thousands of miles with Citi? When I go over, I have to be pressed and rubbed on the ground by Citi. What am I going to do?"

After criticizing the reporter, cold sweat broke out on the reporter's forehead: "Then you..."

"Me? Play the game console, play beach volleyball, tennis, etc. with the girls. Let's play games at the base at night, play some somatosensory games, VR games, VR girlfriends, Xia Nihong classroom... Bah, bah, look at my stinky mouth, what did I say?"

VR Girlfriend…

Xia Nihong classroom?

The reporter, who was a little restrained just now, showed a gentleman-like smile from his fellow Oriental, and smiled knowingly.

The little butter that men love.

As for beach volleyball...

Um……

Wang Dajian went to watch football.

At that time, Guanghui Niang, Fuso, Yamashiro, Canglong, Feilong, and Akagi and Kaga put on swimsuits and played volleyball on the beach.

Wang Dajian just watches football, eh! Fans watching football!

And what about Lafite?

Rafi: I often look out of place with the big guys in the base because of my flat chest.

Wang Dajian watched Guanghui jump up and serve the ball. The two sisters, Akagi and Kaga, were very aggressive. They often shot the volleyball hard and smashed it on the girl's ball...

Um……

Seeing the girls having a good time playing ball, Wang Dajian asked Zhanwei at the time: "Ms. Zhanwei, why don't you come to play ball?"

"Ball? Go!"

The flat-chested battleship, looking at the ship girl who was playing volleyball, was crying secretly in the corner.

And what about at night?

Wang Dajian put on VR equipment and played games in the base. From time to time, he accidentally or accidentally encountered the brilliance around him.

Guanghui smiled and stood aside: "Commander, be careful, there is a corner in front of you. Commander, you hit Guanghui, but it doesn't matter, Guanghui's body is soft, hit here."

It can be said that in the past few days, Citi people are extremely terrified, and Wang Dajian is so excited. , , .