Miss Cannon Fodder Wants To Escape Death Flags

Ningning swallowed a sip of the mulberry he picked from the forest, and turned into a dead guest. He looked at the two people in front of him from top to bottom, and opened his eyes in surprise: "Choose concubine? You?"

Although these two are indeed born with red lips and white teeth, it is necessary to say that the selection of concubine——

It's really really something wrong! Let’s not say that the immortal disciples would be willing to commit themselves to the devil. From the perspective of gender alone, you and Xie Yu are both 24K pure men! One of them is a monk, monk! Did you hear the Buddha crying so loudly?

"I heard that Xie Yu is not afraid of men and women when choosing a concubine this time.

Bai Ye grinned and flicked her long hair like a colorful rooster: "If you can stand out, you can enter the main harem and stay with him forever."

Ningning:...

Ningning: "Long stay with him, then what?"

"Then of course it is to stare at him closely and find out how to get rid of this Buddha Realm!"

The young Fu Xiu was full of ambition, and his eyes lit up during the conversation: "Who else can create such a lifelike illusion besides him in this poor country? Just get close to Xie Yu—hey, brother, don’t go! We were wrong, we were wrong. You go on and on!"

The townspeople looked at him disgustingly and quietly, just about to refuse, when suddenly they were stuffed with several pieces of silver that pass through the mortal world, and the impatient face disappeared for most of the instant.

"Before we talked about the reason why the demon king chose his concubine."

He looked at the surroundings vigilantly, and deliberately suppressed his voice very low: "By the way, you are outsiders, don't call the demon king's name directly, just call him'the one', otherwise- —"

Ningning saw him wipe his neck.

"I heard the rumors from outside that the man who was sexually amorous and extravagant had taken many women captive outside the world. The reason for holding this concubine election was all because I couldn’t bear the emptiness and loneliness. life."

The man weighed the money in his hand and whispered, "But don't you think it's weird? If he really wants to find a beautiful woman, he can go to the prosperous place, why stay in a small place like Chongling?"

Bai Ye's curiosity was tickled, and he immediately answered: "Yes! Why is this?"

The man gave them a finger and looked around with a guilty conscience: "This is because-he wants revenge!"

Ningning was infected by him, and she seemed to whisper in a whisper: "Vengeance?"

She saw too much of her grudges with real swords and guns, and it was the first time she heard that she could avenge her grievances by choosing a concubine for fun.

Worthy of being a demon, expert.

"You should know the origin of that person. For this reason, he did not live well in the town."

The man said: "He was destined to be a slave since he was born. He belongs to our big family, the Zhou family. There is a young lady in the Zhou family who is only two days younger than him."

The little monk named "Yonggui" suddenly realized: "So the two fell in love with each other, but there were too many twists and turns in the world, and after several struggles, they got nothing. They began to become confused, began to be confused, and began to go around and busy. , I want to see clearly, but the drama has ended."

This was the first time Ning Ning heard him speak.

Although he is a monk, he has no sense of the purity of Buddhist cultivation. He speaks like a crackling frying pan. The most horrible thing is the rhyme, and he utters a bit of rap, which sounds very strange. .

Could it be...

A thought came to her from the depths of her mind. Before Ning Ning could ask, she heard Yonggui continue to grumble: "Cultivation has its own destiny. It is the nature of the young monk to take pleasure in his tongue, so I hope to wash away the evil spirits. ."

It's really the Lexiu who uses his mouth as a musical instrument in the Fanyin Temple.

Ningning came to the realm of comprehension and saw so many people and things. Everyone is the solemn and solemn Sanskrit Temple, and she deserves the first place in her heart.

Whether it's the Mingkong and Jingjing who created the body clock or the Yonggui little master who speaks like a war, they are all unique and rare talents in the world of cultivating immortals. They can bring her new surprises every time, over and over again. Refresh the world view.

"Not so."

The man was also stunned by his way of speaking, scratching his head and continuing: "I heard that it was just that one-sided love, and the lady didn't pay much attention to him at all. Later, he asked her to elope at midnight, not only did he not wait for his sweetheart, but also was A large group of family members with wooden sticks were stuck in the alley. After being beaten to death, they threw them out of Zhou's house."

"It's not necessarily."

Bai Ye snorted: "According to the script, Miss Zhou will definitely like him. That night run was a conspiracy between the two. Unexpectedly, the Zhou family discovered the mistakes, so she was placed under house arrest and sent out. Jia Ding chased and intercepted Xie Yuwei, only to cut off the relationship between the two people and return the Zhou family to a clean one."

He talked more and more, and slapped his thigh suddenly: "Yeah, that makes sense! Xie Yu mistakenly thought his lover betrayed, so he went back to Chongling Town and announced his choice of concubine with great fanfare-this is not just to tell She, I am a big man now, and there are so many men and women who admire me. How old are you?"

Enough blood, enough sadomasochism, it can be called an epic Renaissance, a thousand years of mummy can be resurrected.

"There is also a supporting actress who continues to disturb the relationship between the two people. Three people, you love me and I love you, misunderstandings come and go. All the good things that Miss Zhou did were robbed of credit by that woman, and she knew she was misunderstood. But he didn't say a word of explanation."

Ningning joked: "In the end, Xie Yu had a hard time seeing the truth. When trying to restore it, she found that Miss Zhou was either dead or she was succumbing to him."

Bai Ye was very excited: "That's it! I have to tremble all over, with reddish eyes, and whisper very humblely: Don't go, forgive me, OK?"

After confirming the look in his eyes, this is also a person who is addicted to the old book.

The two looked at each other, and through a few words, they established an extremely deep friendship between revolution and fate.

"Two donors, dog blood is used to drive away ghosts. Please don't pour it into other people."

Yonggui could hear the goosebumps all over his body, and even Yun forgot to slap him. He raised his head and said to the man sternly: "This donor, I don't know what the real situation is like?"

The man stayed for a while.

Then smirked a little embarrassingly: "Actually, it's the same as what these two said."

Yonggui's eyes twitched.

"I think too, that concubine was chosen to humiliate Miss Zhou, or why bother to stay in this poor country?"

The man looked a little embarrassed, and twisted the silver in his hand with his index finger and thumb: "The relationship between the two of them is not well received by me as an outsider. But if you think about it carefully, the young man has a low status, but he is young. Light cultivation leads to success-who taught him the method of cultivation?"

With Xie Yu's identity and interpersonal relationship, it seems that only Miss Zhou has this ability.

"I can say nothing more, I can't reveal more."

After that, the man turned around, seeming to think of something, and then said: "Yes, after that person returned, he slaughtered the Zhou family, leaving only one Zhou Yimei, and he was placed under house arrest in his mansion. Oh, yes, Zhou Yimei is Miss Zhou’s name."

Ning Ning was suffocated by the plot that was not deep in the sadomasochistic relationship. After thinking for a while, she later realized: "Xie Yu has cultivated to the devil, and the principles have been applied for a long time. Ms. Zhou is still alive?"

"The Chongling demons are mixed, and the Zhou family is completely transformed by the tree demons, with a very long life span."

Bai Ye had already inquired about the information, and said proudly: "Besides these, before you came, I also got a piece of news-Xie Yu was out in trouble. I don't know how many innocent men and women have been provoked. What's interesting is that all of them have. A very subtle common denominator."

"What do you have in common?"

Ning Ning listened attentively, but didn't notice Pei Ji's expression beside him gloomy, and his eyes floated slightly.

"The people who got in touch with him, without exception, have moles of tears, just like Miss Zhou's-this is not for love. I have found a substitute!"

As Bai Ye spoke closer to Pei Ji, his eyes brightened and he grinned: "Don't say it, just like Junior Brother Pei."

This is a non-malicious joke in itself, but the speaker does not intend to listen to it intentionally, and it falls in the ears of the person involved, which inevitably leads to many complicated thoughts.

Ning Ning was also shocked by these words.

As everyone knows, the stronger the Demon Cultivation strength, the stronger the Demon Qi in the body. As a mixed blood of mortal and demon race, Pei Ji has an uncontrollable demon breath from birth, and she wants to come to her biological father with extraordinary strength.

Combined with Xie Yu's merciful temperament, and the tearful mole under his eyes...

Ningning felt it was not so good.

For her, Pei Ji's past is always a mystery.

There is only a few mentions in the original book that his mother was abandoned by her biological father, and she was so distraught that she vented all her anger on her son.

But what kind of story happened between the two of them? As a mother, how could that woman be so cruel, torturing her own flesh and blood in every possible way, Ning Ning knew nothing about these past events.

No wonder when Meng Jue mentioned the word "Xie Yue" in the cave, Pei Ji would not say a word for a long time.

Although he has never seen his biological father, he can always hear the name of the evil spirit repairer from his mother's mouth.

There are many doubts in the Buddha Realm, and now such a crop emerges without warning, making Ningning one first and two big.

His gaze quietly turned to his side, and when it fell on Pei Ji's face, he could only see the boy's indifferent and gloomy dark eyes.

He didn't know what he was thinking, the messy hair on his forehead covered the long eyelashes, and the whole pair of eyes was covered with a turbid cloud. There was obvious impatience in his expression, as well as the pain of panic.

Parents and childhood are both forbidden areas in his heart, but now he has to face the old things, like tearing the healed scars in an instant, revealing the scarlet and scary flesh and blood inside. If it is not uncomfortable, it is naturally false.

"Speaking of which, the selection of the concubine is about to begin."

Bai Ye didn't realize that there was anything wrong, so he rolled up his sleeves and let out a long smile that was bound to win: "Let's try it together?"

*

The so-called "ceremony for selecting a concubine" was set up in the center of the town, the arena used by the Zhou family for martial arts competitions.

Since being washed by Xie Yue's blood, the Zhou family's family business has completely become his pocket-although to the devil nowadays, these properties are no longer considered treasures.

According to Bai Ye, Xie Yu has a bloodthirsty temperament, and the residents of Chongling dare not speak. Although fearful, many people still send girls of school age at home to choose concubines in order to get closer to him.

Oh, and boy, this devil is not afraid of meat.

Ningning felt the low pressure in Pei Ji's body, and didn't mind to accompany them to fool around. Without hesitation, she refused the offer to go on stage, and stood with him in the bustling auditorium, raising her eyes to the front.

On the Patriarch's seat in front of the ring, there was a young man in a profound robe sitting impressively, presumably the demon Lord Xie Yue.

He is as handsome as the rumors, with sword eyebrows, star eyes, straight nose and thin lips, and he is actually three-thirds like Pei Ji. It's just that the latter has a bit more softness and slenderness that belongs to a young person, and it is closer to gloomy and beautiful than "good-looking".

Ningning secretly made small calculations in her heart.

If Xie Yu disappeared from the mountain fire not long after, then at this moment, he should have already met Pei Ji Niang, and abandoned her like a shoe.

This is the Demon Lord, and the woman sitting not far from him should be Miss Zhou in the story.

Zhou Yi's eyebrows have the appearance of the small white flowers that are standard for the heroine of the abuser. His face is pale and the neck is stretched. The willow eyebrows seem to be frowning lightly from time to time. A pair of apricot eyes are like spring water ripples, arousing three points of pity.

Under her right eye, there really was a mole of tears, shining like tears, even more sad.

No matter what happened that year, this girl can be called pitiful.

The family suffered annihilation, and he was imprisoned in the high pavilion. Although he was sitting next to Xie Yu, he was not the seat of the mistress of the house. There was no name, and he had to watch him choose his concubine arbitrarily.

In full view, it is undoubtedly a huge shame.

Many years ago, the realm of comprehension seemed to be very popular in the sadomasochistic and unreasonable domineering literature. You can get a glimpse of Jiang Si from his body.

Ningning really didn't understand this Miss Zhou's thoughts. If she was replaced by her, she might have been fighting with Xie Yu a long time ago, but if she died with her braids, it would be considered a sacrifice.

You can’t really love the scum after being humiliated, as written in the cliché book. Finally, when she died of depression, Xie Yu finally woke up and didn't want to live.

——Although Zhou Yimei lost his family and life, he also lost the most precious love in his life. This is undoubtedly the deepest punishment, enough to make up for all the injuries she suffered before.

That's strange.

Anyone who has a little self-esteem and self-love, and a little sense of responsibility to the dead family members will just want to break this **** into pieces. Where did it come from to talk about love, in the final analysis, it only touched me, and people would not appreciate it at all.

Ning Ning couldn't help but sighed at the thought of this.

Having said that, but combined with the cause and effect, Zhou Yimei is likely to be dead.

Within this Chongling Mountain, the only person who can create the Buddha Realm is Xie Yu.

To say that he would have any obsessions, I am afraid that it was only after Miss Zhou finally passed away that she finally faced her own mind and was sealed in the demon refining tower and fell into autism.

This plot is really like the instant noodles that I bought without seasoning packs, which is speechless.

--wrong.

Ning Ning's eyebrows suddenly jumped.

Since Chongling was destroyed by the mountain fire and no one survived, and the demon Lord Xie Yu was never seen again, who was the one who sent him into the demon refining tower? Where did the wildfire originate, and for whom?

The more she thought about it, the more confused she became, and when she fixed her eyes on the master seat, she discovered that there was an extra strange woman in the master seat beside Xie Yu.

Compared with the gloomy Zhou Yimei, that woman's little family, Biyu, with bright eyes and white teeth, seemed to have entered the world from death. At this moment, she raised her right hand with a smile and fed Xie Yu's mouth with cakes.

Well, it deserves to be a sadomasochism, it really didn't disappoint her and Bai Ye, the vicious female partner is here.

The Iron Triangle, after all, is the most stable shape.

Ning Ning had a very bad impression of Xie Yu, and she thought badly that the two people's posture was like feeding a monkey in a zoo, or in front of all the tourists around.

There were more and more onlookers waiting around. She moved her gaze away from the faces of the three people, only to find that Pei Ji had moved behind her at some point, silently blocking the surging crowd for her.

He has always been taciturn, and since hearing about Xie Yu's deeds, he hasn't said a word for a long time.

Ningning only knew that Pei Ji had an awkward personality, couldn't guess what he was thinking, and didn't know how to comfort him at this time.

Talking too much is rude, so she just poked Pei Ji's arm and asked softly: "Are you okay?"

He let out a low "um" from his chest, and the exhaled heat landed on top of her head, whirling leisurely.

Ningning pursed her lips and stretched out her right hand to hold his cuff.

This is a gesture of acceptance and comfort. Pei Ji's palm moved slightly, as if she wanted to hold her wrist.

However, this movement quickly stagnated in mid-air, and the boy's right hand was hidden in his sleeve. He hesitated for a while before finally retracting it.

He remembered what his mother said hysterically: "What kind of thing are you like him?"

Pei Ji raised her dark eyes and looked at the handsome young man on the ring.

The bloodthirsty and violence of the demons are in the same line.

If he also bleeds such filthy blood... then what kind of thing is he?

At this moment, a soft warmth suddenly enveloped in the palm of his palm.

Ningning was standing right in front of him, and Pei Ji couldn't see her expression because of standing with his back facing each other.

The only thing he knew was that she probably saw his giving up and hesitation, and the fingers that had been pulling on the cuffs moved up and held them on his palm.

First, there is a soft knuckle that is as soft as boneless, and the fingertips are slowly pressed down, and then the whole piece of skin fits down.

It's like water, with a hint of coolness, and it doesn't feel real.

It was obvious that she was the active party, but because the palm of her hand was too small, when it was completely posted, she seemed to be caught in the shackles of Pei Ji.

He wondered at a loss, would Ningning and others make such moves?

When she talked with He Zhizhou and talked with Meng Jue with a smile, when she was blushing and asked for the address of the communication with Meng Jue.

Even if he just saw such a sight, he couldn't help feeling irritable.

I don't want her to be too close to other men.

I don't want her to...touch the hands of others besides him.

The chaotic thoughts in the heart are like vines growing wildly, with long eyelashes drooping, concealing the dark clouds surging under his eyes.

Pei Ji let her hold her right hand and stepped forward slowly.

The two of them were very close, and when he stepped forward, they almost held Ning Ning in his arms, separated from each other by a very small distance.

The girl froze for a moment, and did not avoid it. When she looked up at him, the fragrance of flowers came from her hair.

"Sorry."

Pei Ji didn't change her face, her voice was faint: "It's too crowded behind."

The implication was that this action was not his intention.

The crowd is a good excuse.

Ning Ning showed a clear look of "I know", and at the same time the voices on and off the stage were noisy, and somebody yelled, "It's started!"

She also smiled and whispered: "Ji Ji, it's starting."

*

Most of the girls who come here are not out of their original wishes. After all, ask yourself, no one wants to be with the moody and murderous Mozu tyrant.

What's more, there is also Miss Zhou as a lesson for the past, clearly laid there.

But they had to come, Xie Yue gave the order, if they defy, the whole family will die.

The demons were not welcome at first, and he acted so crazy, which naturally aroused the rebellious psychology of many girls.

The scene of the selection of the concubine was overcast, and those who pretended to be ugly and walked through the scene perfunctorily, and those who didn’t know thought it was the funeral parlour brigade gathered here to cry for fun.

Another beautiful mollusc-shaped sister finished the dance. Xie Yu was furious and jumped on the chair with anger: "Take me seriously! The next one won't be satisfying. Don't blame me for being polite! "

Ningning whispered to Pei Ji: "The next one hits the muzzle of the gun. It's probably a bit difficult."

As soon as she finished speaking, her expression was a little condensed and she stayed where she was.

Suddenly the golden light suddenly appeared in the silent ring.

A figure soaring in the air came, the extremely eye-catching round bald head exuding yellow luster, spinning in the air and then spinning again, the robe flying, golden light overflowing, like a beautiful egg just out of the bath.

Ning Ning just wanted to applaud, and the young master Yonggui played the posture of Dunhuang flying all the time on stage. The next performance will definitely not disappoint.

Dedication, really dedicated.

His eyes were opposed to Xie Yuyao, so hesitating, sentimental rather than merciless, forcing the latter to vomit out of his mouth with a mouthful of cakes, rolling his eyes and coughing, and said dumbly, "What is this?" "

"The little monk will return forever, and I would like to offer a song for the devil."

Yonggui put his hands together, raised his lips and smiled: "Please don't dislike the devil."

The corners of Xie Yu's mouth visibly twitched: "Okay."

Ning Ning's face changed slightly in the audience.

In the habit of Yonggui's little master, what else could be the "tune" he mentioned.

However, it is too late to stop it.

But seeing Yonggui curl his eyebrows intently, he let out a low growl from his throat, and then made a soft voice.

"Om Mani Padme Hum, Om Mani Padme Hum."

"From the beginning to the present, Xie Yu is the brightest star in my heart. Om Mani Padme Hum, the devil’s pretty face is so graceful, Om Mani Padme Hum, your status is always the most important. ——Yo! Om, I only care about you, Padme Hum, when will you understand!"

Ningning was dumbfounded.

Beyond the current ten versions of music understanding, what a genius is to create a version of Buddhist Daming Mantra version of electronic music rap! The cultivation world has picked up a ghost!

Everyone in the audience was also stunned.

The monk looked like crazy, his mouth crackled as if he had been caught by an evil spirit, his brows and eyes gradually became hideous when he was thinking, and the white foam and flames in his mouth flew together.

That's right, firelight.

——Help, it's so scary! He muttered crookedly, his lips sparked! How, how could it be like this!

Yonggui's speech was getting faster and faster, and it was almost as long as his lips rubbed and made a fire, and the radiant sparks linked together in the air, condensing into a small love heart, just facing Xie Yue.

Ning Ning was dumbfounded and couldn't think of a word.

Don't ask, ask is a high-level disciple of Buddhism, not limited to the secular and dusty laws.

The flames were connected with white smoke, blurring all the rest of the scenery. In the misty white mist, only two **** of mouth flapping up and down can be seen, like two jumping fishes coming to the shore, blooming the simplest beauty at the end of life.

The song ended, and there was no sound.

Yonggui smiled and blinked and looked at Xie Yu shyly.

Xie Yu's face was cold and cold, as if he had experienced a baptism in life, and looked at him faintly.

Xie Yu: "Come on, fork out for me."

Yonggui's face was full of disbelief.

In his estimation, this well-composed piece was sung, not to mention making the devil cry and begging him to be the emperor, and winning the first place in the harem would definitely not matter.

Worthy of being a monster, the aesthetics are so different from ordinary people, it cannot be measured with ordinary eyes. Seeing that the plan was about to be invalidated, the little monk hurriedly glanced at Bai Ye in the waiting room.

Bai Ye made a "two" to him, which meant to open the backup plan.

So all the audience present witnessed another terrifying picture at the same time.

The evil monk suddenly violent, his body trembled and his eyes were soaked with blood like a mad cow. As he bowed down, he said madly to himself: "You won't keep me? You? Don't keep me? Why don't you keep me?"

The guards drew their swords and Xie Yue waited. Ningning could see her scalp numb, and asked Bai Ye with voice transmission, "What do you want to do?"

"Our second plan is to play the emotional card and beg him to put us in the harem."

Bai Ye choked silently, raising his head to stop his tears: "This is how the script is written. As long as you're trembling all over, your eyes are reddish, and you whisper incomparably humble, the other party will be able to change his mind."

Ningning:...

Oh, that's all right.

The little master acted a lot like that, although it became "the whole body twitched, his eyes were red, and he was extremely crazy."

Perhaps it was because Yonggui humbled and whispered like a red-eyed psychopath, or Xie Yue's little patience had come to an end.

Under a muffled sound, the thin body of the little monk soared into the air, and was hit by the spirit of the demon to the bottom of the ring, with sparks in his mouth.

Bai Ye was shocked: "Little Master!"

"The little monk is destined to be incapable of action. The next step is to see the efforts of fellow daoists. Look at the flowers and scenery around you. This is my encouragement to you."

Yonggui took a deep breath and slapped the opponent's right hand: "Next...please."

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