Miss Cannon Fodder Wants To Escape Death Flags

As a former oiran who was burdened by idols, He Zhizhou was very angry.

He didn't say that the men's team made a C-place debut, and directly formed an AKB84 who braved the wind and waves, and he should always have the level of bar resident. At this moment, it was called "sing funeral songs" by a group of bear children, and the Queen Aisha's imitation show was even more brutally suffered by Waterloo, becoming a "burning paper money" by Lao Shizi.

He Zhizhou felt that his professional abilities had been insulted, and it was more difficult to accept than others mocking his swordsmanship.

Of course, this sentence can only be whispered behind the back, if someone in the teacher's school knows it, it is estimated that you will have to receive an education of love.

The little boys were crying, and the older brothers and sisters in the alley knew three hundred and sixty-five ways to kill them, but they were extremely helpless on how to stop crying.

Between the two-phase stalemate, Pei Ji actually took a few steps forward.

Although he looks very beautiful, he always has a gloomy face on weekdays. At this moment, his eyebrows are slightly frowned, his thin lips are drawn into a straight and sharp line like a knife, and the long sword on his waist is matched, and the subtext is clear.

——It's cold, and it's time for these noisy bear kids to die.

Chen Yueming was the closest to him, and was so frightened that her legs became weak and she dared not move. I thought there would be a shining long sword piercing my head, but the other party did not move, but lowered the volume and said very softly: "Don't cry."

It's a clear and sweet young voice.

Her tears were still rushing, and her eyes were dim, and she actually saw the fierce black-clothed brother bending down and handing her a little thing that she didn't know what it was.

Through the misty tears, Chen Yueming could barely see the appearance of the thing.

It turned out to be a small butterfly made of straw, and as Pei Ji's fingertips moved slightly, her wings could flap up and down leisurely.

Pei Ji still had an expressionless appearance, and seemed not good at comforting people, with a dry tone like a stone: "Give it to you."

Chen Yueming gritted her teeth and didn't move.

She, she, she will not be bought by such cheap gadgets! She is the second young lady of the Goose City County magistrate, is she someone who can be subdued so easily?

——Although the little green butterfly is really cute.

Pei Ji watched her curl her mouth and did not speak. Instead, she took out another small green object from her storage bag and handed it to Chen Yueming.

It was a round-looking straw frog. When he pressed it lightly, it jumped into the air, suddenly fell, and was held in his hand by the young man's slender fingers.

Now even if Chen Yueming wants face, the children around her can't be idle anymore, and they swarmed forward to watch the excitement.

The joys, sorrows, sorrows and joys of the bear child came and went faster, and he was immediately attracted by Pei Ji, letting his nose and tears hang on his face like a pot of food.

"The two older brothers and sisters just played tricks to tease you."

He patiently put the butterfly and the frog in the hands of the two children: "This is a gift to you, sorry."

In fact, Pei Ji's expression has never been so gentle, but compared to Zheng Weiqi, who looked like a thorn in the soil before, Ning Ning who ate her children every minute, and He Zhizhou, who was a human oil, he was barely a normal humanoid creature.

How do you say that sentence, thanks to the colleague who set it off well.

The hearts of the bear children were frightened and desperately needed a psychological sustenance. The more indifferent and blunt Pei Ji was, the more they felt that this elder brother was so reliable and composed, so pure and unpretentious.

It's almost out of the mud and not stained, not to mention that he also sent a novel and cute little gift.

A group of children finally stopped crying, but the expressions of brothers and sisters at the alley mouth were more ugly than crying.

He Zhizhou's face was full of disbelief, and the hand pointing to him trembled slightly: "My handsome face can be more scary than Pei Ji? Why why? Is my "Yijianmei" not standing tall enough?"

Zheng Weiqi looked frustrated and looked dazed: "I actually lost? I lost to Pei Ji in teasing a child? My swordsmanship is not as good as that frog? Am I really a monkey?"

The two fell into deep self-doubt, only Ning Ning felt novel, and walked up to Pei Ji: "Did you buy this on the street, or did you make it yourself?"

Her voice was clear and soft, rubbing against her eardrums like a ball of cotton. Pei Ji's thin lips pressed tighter, as if a little irritable, not willing to answer this question.

"Oh--"

Ningning prolonged the remaining sound and suppressed her voice very low. She couldn't help but smile a little: "That's what she did."

Wow, she doesn't know how many surprises the hero has.

Not only is an extremely innocent elementary school eggshell, he is also proficient in fighting and cooking. Look at the flapping wings of the little butterfly——

Maybe Pei Ji also has a girlish heart!

Pei Ji turned his head to the other side, and his Adam's apple rolled down: "I learned this when I was a child and had nothing to do."

"Stupid Pei Xiaoji!"

Chengying started chattering about love teaching again: "How can I admit that I made it by myself! Have you ever seen any kendo master who can make grass and butterflies to play!"

Pei Ji was a little impatient, still carrying the pride of a young man in his bones: "Predecessors didn't know how, why can't I be the first?"

Cheng Ying was choked by him, and then speeded up his speech: "You don't understand. To please the little girl, you have to learn to make up stories-for example, one day when you are walking on the street and you see a toy that sells straw woven The girl who was bullied by the robbers said that it was too late and that time, you walked up to the top of the thief with a sword. To thank you, the girl sent those two gadgets as a gift."

It was overwhelmed by its own brain circuit and praised: "The hero saves the United States and punishes the evil and promotes the good. It is so memorable!"

"Since it is so commemorative, do you want to give away other people's gifts?"

Pei Ji sneered secretly. At the last thought, a faint trace of sternness floated between his brows: "Not to mention I don't want to please anyone."

Cheng Ying Haha: "I ate the candy bought by Ningning in Jialan City. After returning to the martial art, I don't know which Jian Xiu whose head was in the water sneaked up in the middle of the night and made some gadgets against the moon. He was stabbed a few times. Alas, I remember the injury he suffered in Jialan City was not healed at the time. It was called a physically disabled man."

It sighed as it said, and that was called a miserable and miserable relative: "It's only a pity that it didn't go out the next day-didn't it just see Brother He gave her a long-lost sword book, as for?"

Pei Ji restrained his anger, and gently rubbed his eyebrows: "I just don't think those toys are worth mentioning. I won't like them if I give them to Sister. It has nothing to do with Brother He."

The middle-aged man's uncle's voice in his mind instantly became happy: "Then you still don't want to please her! Let's reveal the stuffing, Pei Xiaoji!"

Pei Ji didn't bother to explain to it the difference between "please" and "thank you."

He has always been reluctant to owe others. When Ning Ning tried his best to send candy, he also had the thought of giving gifts as a thank you.

Since Pei Ji made a note, it seems that he has never specially given gifts to others. After thinking about it, I always feel that rouge gouache is too vulgar, and I don't have any handed down sword books and magic weapons, so I just made some gadgets and gave it to her.

That night, Chengying tried to persuade her all night, saying "little courtesy and affection" would not work long ago. Sooner or later, you will be a bachelor for a lifetime.

Pei Ji sneered at these words, and played with it all night in a debate, and no one convinced anyone.

As a result, the next day, I happened to see that He Zhizhou gave Ningning a single copy of swordsmanship. In the original words of Brother He, it was "In order to buy it, I was almost forced to sell it, and I was innocent."

Pei Ji looked at two chatting and laughing shadows not far away.

He looked down at his butterfly, frog, duck, and said nothing, dragging his wounds, and sent back to the room without a word.

Chengying held back for a long time that day and didn't say a word, and finally came hesitantly: "Actually, I think your butterfly, frog and duckling are also very cute. I like it very much."

So this matter never stopped.

Pei Ji never said, and Ningning would never know that he had endured the injuries he suffered in the Battle of Jialan City, and he had prepared a small gift for her in a quiet moon night with a face full of attention.

His mind was unbelievably simple, even a little stupid, but his stubbornness and stubbornness remained the same, like a pillar made of stone——

Those gadgets, Pei Ji didn't even want to look at them. They kept them in the storage bag and never took them out. After returning to the room, they were even more calm and watched the sword scores for a whole day and night.

Although I didn't read a word in it.

"What do you think?"

Ningning saw that her younger brother was in a daze for some reason, she stood on tiptoe and snapped his fingers at him. With a pair of round apricot eyes wrapped in a smile, she ran into Pei Ji's eyes: "Frogs and butterflies are very cute! I used to Why didn’t I hear that you would do this? Why, I’m afraid I would **** them all when I knew it?"

She paused, then said: "Do you know how to be a rabbit?"

Pei Ji stiffened, and responded with a low voice from his throat: "Yeah."

The little girl gave a "wow" with round eyes, and with a cold face, like a trick, he took out a chubby rabbit from his storage bag.

Ning Ning Ru received the treasure, thanked him, and took it, pinching the rabbit ears while looking up at him: "Little Junior Brother, your craft is not a secret? When will you teach me?"

Chengying was crazy like an old hen: "She likes it! Did you see Pei Ji? She likes it! Did Ningning laugh so happily when he received He Zhizhou's sword book? Pei Ji, you are the best!"

Chengying regards He Zhizhou as the number one opponent, but his level of failure is far beyond ordinary people's imagination. At this moment, he smiled and said, "Little Junior Brother, do you have any birds? I want to play with birds."

The narration is worthy of an artificial mental retardation, and he heard a crunching noise immediately.

Narrator: [If bad words and deeds are detected by the trespasser, a severe warning will be issued after the beep. Please correct your attitude, the Buddha Tower is not an illegal place. ]

Zheng Weiqi looked at him in shock.

Then he watched as He Zhizhou took the bird from Pei Ji, leaned over and handed the toy to the children——

Of course, it was not the bird that was handed over.

It was the little butterfly he stole from the bear child not long ago.

A group of children glared in anger, daring not to speak.

Chen Lubai had never seen such a brazen person who actually competed with a child for toys. After a long silence, she barely said: "You are worthy of cultivators, you are truly extraordinary."

As soon as she finished speaking, she suddenly heard a stepping behind her, and when she looked back, it was Chen Fujia Ding.

The man was panting, he must have been running around for a long time, but he was relieved after seeing the crowd, panting and shouting: "Miss, no, it's not good! Something happened in the house!"

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One more tonight!

Last night I picked up two new pre-collections, if you are interested, you can go to the column collection first. XD

"What to do if the teachers are all villains"

Once dressed as a cannon fodder in the cultivating text, the teacher is not normal up and down, and they are all big villains who will do no evil in the future.

Yin Li felt like she was going to finish.

The big brother is irritable and loves to blow up his hair, a self-respecting mad critic of the demon cultivator, no one knows its prototype.

One day, Yin Li passed by the small forest, but saw her brother incarnate as a soft white rabbit, kicking around with short legs, fluttering and smoothing herself.

Yin Li: Brother, don't draw the sword! I'm super good at it!

The second brother was fighting when he didn't agree with him. An unsmiling mad criticizing the sword idiot, almost paid someone else's underpants for medical expenses.

One day, Yin Li sent a drunk brother back to the room, but saw a page of unfinished manuscripts on the table. It was a popular love story book in the cultivation world: "The Overbearing Master's Wild Pet".

Yin Li: Brother, don't draw the sword! I also know more exciting plots, and I guarantee that the storybook will sell well!

By the way, there is also the uncle.

Uncle Master is temperamental and arrogant, a crazy genius who behaves strangely, it is said that he has seen more blood than she has drunk.

One day, Yin Li gave him medicine to heal his wounds, but when he saw a pile of small candies placed in front of the uncle, he was eating a candied haw with great satisfaction.

The four eyes were facing each other, murderous intent, and Jianguang pointed at the gate of life.

Yin Li: Well, let's take a look at the double-skin milk osmanthus cake cream puff?

"Vicious female partners just want to teach and educate people"

Xie Yinchen became a lecturer of the Guiyuan Sect of the Xianmen Grand Sect, and a vicious female partner who continued to be a demon.

Affected by the original novel, you can see the rough setting of each character.

The original body had no intention of a career, but the male protagonist was bitterly in love with him, but he couldn't respond.

Xie Yinchen found that all the apprentices were not easy.

The girl who has been bullied for a long time is a beautiful woman with a lot of fun;

The stuttering boy with low self-esteem, cowardice and poor family dreamed of kendo since childhood;

The deviant demon boy has been hiding his strength for many years and abandoning himself.

Xie Yinchen: Let's try to change our lives against the sky, right?

Unexpectedly, if he didn't pay attention, he would teach a whole class of comprehension abilities.

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