Miss Cannon Fodder Wants To Escape Death Flags

The scene at this moment is really embarrassing.

Lingling Misty Rain, the beautiful lady walks alone, was supposed to be a romantic scene of meeting in a hurry, but because He Zhizhou fell and squatted, it was reduced to a pre-announced murder.

The hoarse voice of "Help and Kill" was still in the wind, caught off guard, and everyone's ears suddenly sounded like another male announcer.

The voice sounded deep and clear, like a chant in a documentary, when it sounded without warning, it was comparable to thunder on the ground.

[The wind is blowing and raining, how many buildings are in the mist and rain.

When the long **** meets, whose tears touch whose heartstrings, who stretches out the hand, give her a lifetime of gentle waiting.

The slender hand was close at hand, she smiled sternly, and gently held it——]

Halfway through, it suddenly stopped.

Then there was a cry that was extremely shocked and almost collapsed: [What the **** is she! ! ! ]

"This is a special narration set by the Buddha Tali."

Zheng Weiqi was silent for a moment, and explained in a low voice: "Some of the levels in the tower are too difficult, and they will give some hints to the trespassers through narration."

As a result, He Zhizhou showed with action, what is meant by "As long as I scream fast enough, the suggested train of thought will not catch up with me".

Even the official narration in the Pagoda Tower was stunned by him.

Seeing the girl spinning and sliding down from the bank of the river, He Zhizhou suddenly got up from the ground: "Don't, don't worry, I can fix it!"

Since even the narrator values ​​the Tsing Yi girl so much, she must be an important figure in the plot. If Xiang Xiaoyu perishes, their trip to the tower will probably be ruined.

——What's more, he is just an innocent and beautiful boy, so he shouldn't bear a life on his shoulders at a young age!

He Zhizhou made a decisive decision and jumped off the shore without hesitation. Fortunately, the green onion pancake comes with a filter that catches people's attention. He didn't have much effort to see the green coat that was constantly fluttering in the water.

Like scallion pancakes jumping around in a boiling oil pan, it made him even more hungry.

Although he wasn't very reliable, the matter was life-threatening, and most of the sword repairers had superior physiques, not only swimming, but also diving.

So when Ningning and his party rushed to the shore, He Zhizhou had already rescued the girl ashore.

The girl's face was gray, she didn't know if she was choked by the water, or if she turned around like a top before fainting.

All in all, it was miserable and miserable. There was still a half of the time I saw when I first saw it. When I saw He Zhizhou's face, he spouted a sip of water, and at the same time he drew back in a panic, tears in my eyes faintly.

The narration is probably an out-and-out artificial mental retardation. Because the current situation is too weird, and the lines have not been set in advance, I chose the most suitable paragraph in the table to read.

[Her body is soaked in rain, so weak, helpless and pitiful. Xu is the condition planted in the previous life and returns the fruit of this life. At the first sight of him, tears wet her long eyelashes. ]

Then there is a string of long, very romantic piano notes.

But Ningning thinks, now the most appropriate line should be:

[The young girl escaped from the dead, but still couldn't escape the vicious claws of the murderer. The two looked at each other, her eyes flushed in silence-she was frightened. ]

"Sorry, chopped green onion-girl."

Zheng Weiqi was almost taken astray by He Zhizhou, trying to swallow the last word "pie" into her throat, her expression a little condensed: "I'm waiting for a disciple of the monastic school. My junior has acted recklessly and has offended him. Please forgive me."

"forgive?"

The girl in green was still trembling and trembling without getting angry, and there was still a choking in her voice: "He kicked me into the river! No, you have to compensate!"

Upon hearing the compensation, He Zhizhou's face suddenly turned green.

It is well known that he is a sword idiot who loves to play with swords. Although his cultivation level is not high, he is more concerned with saber than his wife, and he is dressed up all day long. Coupled with the freshness of the pictures, I bought a lot of useless sword books, and almost spent all my private money.

Let him pay compensation, and ask for money. There are a lot of miscellaneous books such as "Swordsmanship", "Three Days of Quick Mantis Step" and "Frostmourne Fire Joy".

Zheng Weiqi has special communication skills, and she immediately answered, "Does the girl want money? I waited to go down the mountain in a hurry, with only a few hundred spirit stones with me, I am afraid it would be difficult to satisfy the girl."

He Zhizhou smiled coldly when he heard the words.

A few hundred Lingshi is nothing to him.

——That's fate! ! !

The sky is a lesson. The most important reason why he promised Ningning to come to the Pagoda is to make some private money. He didn't expect that the magical opportunity hadn't been lost, so he would fold all the belongings first.

He was in a panic, but he heard the green-clothed girl mutely said: "I don't want money. Are you really cultivators?"

Zheng Weiqi nodded: "Exactly."

The Xuanxu Sword Sect has a great reputation, and sometimes it can cause unnecessary trouble to explain its identity. Therefore, she added quietly: "Although we are from the small school, if the girl has any difficulties, we can speak out."

"Even if it is a small school, disciples should subdue evil spirits and relieve the common people. Now I have become a creditor to you again. If you want to ask you for a small favor, you naturally have no reason to shirk, do you?"

As soon as this remark came out, the four of them all showed a daze.

Fortunately, the Pagoda Tower is not too stingy. Even though it was disturbed by He Zhizhou's harassment operation, he could still give clues regardless of previous suspicions.

Since the girl in green is an important role, the "help me" in her mouth must be closely related to the main storyline of this tower.

Seeing that they did not refuse, the girl in green took a deep breath and wiped her wet face indiscriminately. When the sleeves were put down, she couldn't tell whether the water stains on her face were tears or raindrops.

She looks inexperienced in the world. She should be a young lady born in a wealthy family. Her eyes are full of pampering and innocence. "My name is Chen Lubai. The reason why I want you to help is because of the house. A strange thing happened."

She didn't use "home" but "house" instead.

It seems that Miss Chen Lubai's background is indeed not low.

"My father is the magistrate of this Goose City, and there is an older brother in the family."

Chen Lubai picked up the umbrella from under the willow tree, and when he caught a glimpse of He Zhizhou, he couldn't help but twitched his eyes: "The brother and sister-in-law were married for half a year, and the violin and his sister-in-law were married for half a year. Rumors claim that a domestic servant went to the well to fetch water in the middle of the night and saw—"

Ningning concentrated her breath and listened carefully to her narration.

"He actually saw my sister-in-law standing alone by the well, putting her hands behind her neck, and gently pulling, and the whole body was peeled off, falling down like clothes!"

Chen Lubai shivered as he spoke, showing an expression of disgust: "And under the skin, there is only a **** squishy skeleton. While moving the body khakily, he put the skin and flesh into the water. Wash carefully—that's a complete monster!"

Ning Ning and He Zhizhou looked at each other, and slowly continued to ask her: "But this is just a rumor. Since the girl said this, is there any decisive evidence?"

"Everyone knows something, my brother is a pure yin body, the fortune teller said, this kind of physique is most pleasing to demons."

Chen Lubai seemed to be a little annoyed, and gritted his teeth: "Since the rumors spread, my father found the most trusted Daoist in the city. Daoist opening the altar did not force the monster to show its true form. But after that, she was in a coma for a whole day and night. After waking up yesterday, she was speechless and very weak, presumably she was hurt by Dao Fa."

After she said that, a glimmer of hope flashed in her eyes, and she cried a lot less: "I wonder if you have ever heard the legend about this kind of monster?"

There are many strange monsters in the world, and they are young disciples who stay on the mountain all year round. Naturally, they don't understand this kind of mysterious little monster in the market.

After a moment of silence looking at each other, Pei Ji actually opened his mouth.

"Xu is Huamei."

His tone was very light. When he felt the surprised gaze from Ningning, his thin lips lightly pressed, and he paused before continuing to speak: "I only heard it accidentally in my childhood. It is said that this kind of demon is the obsession of a tragically dead woman. Nian Zuosheng, if you meet a loving couple, you will feel jealous, portray your wife on the thin skin, and accompany her by your husband's side."

Ningning seldom heard him speak so much, and smiled and asked, "What about the original wife?"

"She will be hidden in the cold and cold place, and the painting will be compared to the perfect painted skin day after day. When the painted skin is exactly the same as the original, it will be her death."

Pei Ji said: "The painting charm not only draws on the male Yang Yuan, but also causes harm to the other party, causing the family to ruin and death. It's just—"

He frowned lightly, without much ups and downs in his tone: "The painting charm is not high, but it's just a market demon."

He didn't say the following words, but Ning Ning understood the deep meaning in his heart.

According to Zheng Weiqi, the difficulty of this tower is extremely high, causing many disciples to be overwhelmed. If it's just an ordinary little demon, it's obviously too simple.

The clearer the situation today, the more bizarre and weird it is. It seemed that everything was the calm before the storm, and under the deep seabed, there were surging waves hidden, and I don't know when they would be swallowed.

But at the moment there are few clues, they are in a passive state pushed away by the plot, and they can only agree to Chen Lubai's request and go to Chen Mansion with her to take a look.

The little girl finally grinned when she heard this, no longer the face that was robbed of the 5 million lottery ticket before: "It's a deal! I will take you to see the monster now!"

Seeing her look relaxed, He Zhizhou took a step forward and pretentiously said in order to restore his image in the NPC's heart: "Miss Chen, I have noticed a very important thing, I am afraid that the rest of the people have never thought about it."

Chen Lubai was still a little shocked, and looked back at him reluctantly, and heard He Zhizhou add in a deep voice: "The servant once said, seeing Huamei put the painting skin in the well for cleaning, then the water you use daily, isn't it— "

Chen Lubai's face suddenly collapsed.

Like a collapsed building block, it quickly collapsed into a mess of messy and tired facial features.

"sister."

Her scalp was numb, and she pulled Zheng Weiqi's sleeves to endure the nausea, trying not to look at him: "The reason why you went down the mountain was to get rid of demons and make money and treat the young man with brain diseases?"

He Zhizhou:?

Isn't this plot right?

She shouldn't praise him for being smart and careful, and then say the classic line, "Watson, have you found a blind spot"?

*

Ning Ning had expected it to be stopped by the young master of the Chen Mansion.

The Chen Mansion is worthy of being a scholarly family. The mansion adopts a garden-like design, with strong emerald color, which transforms into masses of broken jasper in the rain and mist, dotted on small bridges, flowing water, blue tiles and white walls.

The group followed Chen Lubai into the mansion swaggeringly, listening to her babbling along the way: "My brother has a deep affection for his sister-in-law. Ever since his father took advantage of him to leave the house to do the trick, he has stayed by his sister-in-law. Keep others away."

The little girl said with an angry look: "Why can't he listen to us? If you really love his sister-in-law, even if you think that this is her, she should work with us to find out the truth together to ensure that there is nothing wrong."

Crossing a small stone bridge and verdant bamboo forest, the most secluded place in the entire mansion is the residence of the young master Chen Yaoguang.

The bamboo leaves in the yard were cracked by the rain, and Chen Lubai knocked on the door with carelessness.

After a while, the door was opened from the inside.

Ningning seemed to understand why Chen Lubai had to firmly believe that her brother was bewitched by the demon.

The young man in front of him was about twenty or so, and he had originally had a good-looking face, but his face was too pale.

His eyes were bloodshot, and the dark circles were like ink **** hanging under his eyes. Before he could speak, he coughed heavily.

Hearing the intention, he coughed violently, and sternly reprimanded: "Nonsense! How could my wife be a monster! It's all these swindlers who are innocent!"

He Zhizhou whispered to Ning Ning: "Do you think this person looks a bit like that, "I really don't have a drop of it" panda head emoji."

His tough attitude caused Chen Lubai to gritted his teeth and stomped his feet: "Brother!"

"If you think about brother-sister friendship, don't mention it again."

Standing at the door, Chen Yaoguang obscured all the sights in the room. He could only smell the scent of medicinal incense and sandalwood intertwined. He said, glaring at He Zhizhou, who was standing in the front, with a bad tone: "Please come back, everyone. If you want to see my wife, unless you step over me."

There was silence.

The voice-like male voice sounded again.

[Seeing that Young Master is so determined, everyone can't help showing disappointment. It seems that today is destined to be impossible to find out, but to find another way, first go to the city to search for some information, and wait for the next day——]

When it said this, it was suddenly stunned.

Then there was no sound.

He Zhizhou, who hadn't spoken much, suddenly stepped forward, looking at Chen Yaoguang like a big white duck aggressively.

Then under the man's angry gaze, he raised his hands leisurely.

And Chen Yaoguang's eyes opened wider and wider.

A cultivator can leap into the air.

——I saw the fingers of the unfamiliar man in front of him who had never met before, with both hands and fingers bent naturally, and his thumb and index finger attached to each other, forming an extremely enchanting orchid finger shape.

Then the wrists leaned against each other, started to rotate clockwise, and slowly accelerated.

This was a provocative action, as if to avenge Chen Yaoguang's bad attitude, with "I am noble" written all over his face.

And Chen Yaoguang had to raise his head, watching that man's wrist turn faster and faster, faster and faster.

The palms of the palms and the backs of the hands are flipped back and forth, like Doraemon's bamboo dragonflies, leading the body gradually into the sky. Finally, he floated up and forward in the air, kicking his legs straight across his body.

Actually, as Chen Yaoguang personally said, he stepped over him.

——This person is sick! ! !

[The wind rises, and the heart is shocked for a moment; Lan Kai, a dance allures the city. ]

The narration is worthy of artificial intellectual disability, and it has always been very good in terms of the degree of intellectual disability. I don’t know if I can’t recognize the current plot, or He Zhizhou’s eyes are so hot, he makes a murmur while reciting affectionately:

[Many years later, when Chen Yaoguang is standing in front of the old house, he must remember the distant afternoon when he saw He Zhizhou slowly ascending into the sky. The white clothes are graceful, the trajectory of his dancing is so beautiful, and the beauty is so beautiful. ]

Chen Yaoguang gradually gave up facial expression management.

Looks like a world famous painting, crying woman.

Ningning was dumbfounded.

Help! Brother He, he shook his hand and flew away!

"a man of his words."

He Zhizhou landed steadily, put in a pose that he thought was handsome, and hugged his fists: "Thank you Brother Chen, then I'm not welcome."

Narrator:...

Narrator: Stop it! ! ! This is not the plot that should appear! ! !

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