Miss Cannon Fodder Wants To Escape Death Flags

Ningning hadn't wanted to kill from the beginning.

Although many spirit beasts and monsters in the Secret Realm of Xiaozhongshan attack humans indiscriminately, in the final analysis, they are actually just to defend the territory and drive out invaders.

For them, the monk who suddenly appeared was the unreasonable one.

Therefore, unless she is in a critical juncture of life and death, the rest of the time she does not intend to directly kill her.

The human face scorpion was praised by her, but she didn't expect it to be very useful. After an awkward snort, not only pointed out the cave's exit, but also marked the location of Tianxincao on Ningning's map so that she could find it.

After leaving the miserable and gloomy cave, Ning Ning truly entered Xiaozhongshan.

The cave is located halfway up the mountain, and when you look around, you can see the surrounding mountains.

The sky and the clouds and the mountains and the water are all a leisurely blue color. The thick fog in the distance covers the green hills like eyebrows, and the birds and flowers scent in the vicinity. Yingying, swallows and swallows are singing everywhere, carrying the faint scent of leaves.

The place where the human face scorpion pointed was very close to the cave, and with only a half-pillar of incense, Ningning arrived at the destination smoothly.

This is a small corner on the edge of the cliff that is blocked by a huge boulder. The stone fits tightly with the next mountain wall, leaving only a small gap for only one person to pass through.

The crevices are blocked by vines and branches, making it difficult to find without paying attention. If you peel the vegetation and look through the gap, the other side is just a very narrow small open space.

Ordinary people are mostly not interested in seeing this, but they never think that if they look to the right through the gap, they will find that in the corner hidden by the boulder, there is a white spiritual plant with four heart-shaped leaves. .

—— Legend has it that every leaf can cure all diseases.

What Ningning didn't expect was that when she lifted the thick vines beside the boulder, she heard a strange female voice behind the stone.

The voice was extremely soft, I don't know if it was out of fear or nervousness, and trembling slightly when speaking: "Senior, my family is seriously ill, if there is no Tianxincao to help..."

Before she finished speaking, she was interrupted unceremoniously by another bright and blatant voice: "You have an excuse that I have seen a lot. Instead of trying to lie to me, it is better to think about how to take this pair."

There are actually two people in such a secret place?

Ning Ning felt suspicious and poked his head in.

Two figures really stood behind the boulder.

One of them had some impressions of Yunyue who never talked to strangers in Luming Mountain; the other woman, in her twenties, with plain facial features but super dusty temperament, leaned on the stone wall behind her with a smile.

Perceiving the aura of strangers, the two turned their heads at the same time.

Yunyue was like a frightened rabbit, and immediately lowered her eyelashes after looking at each other for an extremely short period of time; it was the woman who acted as a master and smiled broadly: "Is also here to get the heavenly heart grass?"

Seeing Ningning nodded, she immediately said: "I am the spirit in the stone. I have been with Tianxincao for a hundred years. If you want to take it away, you must first ask me what I mean."

She didn't show any obvious rejection. Ningning understood that there was a play, and asked very honestly, "Senior, what do you mean?"

"This shabby place is very boring. For so many years, the only human object I have come into contact with is "The Pair of Flowers" that I didn't know who landed here."

Shi Zhongling was very satisfied with her cooperation and raised her lips: "Unfortunately, I have watched the pair for so many years, but no one can find it. Today I am out of Shanghai Lianhe for your answer. If you can match up, you will This grass gives way. I will not bully you. I will allow you to not delve into the flatness and the artistic conception. Just write it, how about it?"

This is actually a very literary monster, probably regarded as Monkey King's distant relatives, all born of stone.

Ningning nodded and looked at Yunyue next to him: "You came first, I won't jump in."

Yunyue lowered her head and didn't look at her, she was just being spoken, and an unnatural thin red rose at the base of her ears, and her lips were pursed.

"This girl can't come out."

During the conversation, an old yellowed book appeared in the woman's hands. Amid the rustling of the pages of the book, Shi Zhongling's unhurried voice sounded: "First, let's make a simple one."

Ningning blurted out: "Pie wonton."

She clearly felt that the smile at the corner of Shi Zhongling's mouth stiffened.

But the other party was a stone that was nurtured and grown up by literature, and he was able to calm down. After a pause, he said: "The trail is a thin horse with a westerly wind."

Ning Ning didn't know what scene he remembered, so he touched his stomach and laughed lowly: "Big Pan Dongtu, fat cow."

Shi Zhongling:...

Shi Zhong's aura was very reversal and smiled: "You girl, how can you not eat without eating?"

Ning Ning is serious: "Isn't it said that you don't care about the calmness and the artistic conception? As long as the words are correct, you can get it."

She was rather righteous and confident.

Shi Zhongling hadn't opposed people reciting poems for a long time, and finally met one this time, but it turned out to be a famous thorn.

In this case, she will increase the difficulty. In a more advanced pair, she didn't believe that the girl could continue to put up a bunch of things to eat and drink under the premise of a neat match.

"My third pair, Hantang crossing crane feet."

The other party really froze for a while.

I think this girl is just a little clever. Once you encounter a more difficult sentence, it will inevitably be completed——

This thought was worthy of passing through my mind, and before it fully surfaced, the girl's crisp voice sounded in her ears: "Hot pot stew pig's feet."

Shi Zhongling's face twitched.

Hot versus cold, stewing versus crossing, pig's feet versus crane feet, not only the radicals are opposite in shape, but the meanings of words are also very in sync. Although it sounds no problem at first...

But she always felt that her Shanglian was dirty.

——No matter how you think, it smells like stewed pig's feet, bastard! Were you a pot in your last life! I eat all day long in my head!

"You girl!"

Shi Zhongling gritted his teeth: "Ping-Zheng mood is all wrong, but it seems to be playing ruthlessly!"

The so-called ruthless pairing is a very special format in the couplet. It does not require the content of the upper and lower links to be related and the grammatical structure is symmetrical. It only requires the pairing of single characters. So it seems unavoidable to be awkward and funny, producing a strange sense of drop.

For example, Zeng Guofan wrote "Peaches and plums at the public door compete for the glory day, France, Netherlands and Belgium"; during the Republic of China there was also "three-star brandy, yellow plum sky in May".

In the final analysis, this is just a low-level technique in the couplet, a kind of literal word game.

"What's wrong with the ruthless pair? How fun is the ruthless pair."

Ningning confessed generously: "Absolute poverty is nothing, an excuse is against the mouth, the sailor is against the ham, and the fungus is against Huaxin-don't you just say the word?"

Shi Zhongling was speechless by her. After taking a deep breath to ease the helpless suffocation in her chest, she continued: "Come on! Azalea Azalea."

Yingshanhong is a botanical name, and the word "ying" can also be used as a verb alone.

After she said, she lifted her eyes and glared at Ning Ning: "Don't talk about stewed pig's feet, stewed pig's feet, roasted duck feet, roasted duck feet! The mood is the same."

"……Oh."

Ningning's lines were robbed, and she was a little lost for a while. Seeing her look downcast standing where she was, Shi Zhongling couldn't help but chuck out a smug chuckle from the corner of her mouth.

She couldn't be clever this time, she should have nothing to do.

"This couplet is very interesting, but I have little knowledge."

Ningning's voice came softly as she expected, and the woman smiled deeper.

In fact, this little girl is quite interesting. Although Ruthless, it is not easy to be able to take food with her every word. If your mouth is sweeter later, it is not impossible to get Tianxincao.

She nodded quite agreeably, but she didn't expect that at the same time, the voice would still be heard in her ears: "——I only thought of two, but they are all a little bit flawed."

Shi Zhongling suddenly raised his head.

"First of all,'Yellow jasmine and jasmine'. From the image point of view, it is in line with the splendid scenery of Shanglian Mountain; azaleas bloom in autumn, one spring and one fall, which also correspond to the distance. It is a pity that'chunhua' corresponds to The part of speech of'Shanhong' is not very good, it has become a failure."

Ningning said slowly: "Next is'Popies and Poppies.' The word "Puppy" is used to entertain and please the beauties with flowers. Although there is a sense of agility and liveliness, it is still a bit worse than the previous one."

Shi Zhongling opened his lips slightly, and said in a slow voice, "Yes."

"Since the predecessors love pairs so much, it happened that a gentleman in my hometown wrote a pair, which was called the Absolutely Hard to Find in Xialian. I wonder if the predecessors want to give it a try?"

Seeing the woman's eyes glowing, Ning Ning smiled: "Shanglian is,'the thief is stealing things'."

This couple seems to be a simple vernacular, but in fact it is a very interesting game of words. The four "steal" characters contain three meanings, not to mention repetition and the coherence of sentences.

In the world where Ningning originally lived, the descendants of hundreds of years were right and wrong, but they were nothing but "historical books, books, ancient and modern".

As soon as the Shanghai League came out, Shi Zhongling's expression dimmed, frowning and thinking deeply.

However, thinking left and right, I couldn’t answer, and after a moment of indulgence, he laughed out: "Miao Zai... Miao Zai! I thought I would not be bothered by the confrontation anymore if I had read "Nian Hua Dui" familiarly, but the result was still very poor. Far away. Forget it, you have defeated me today, so take the Tianxincao."

Ningning blushed at the compliment and waved his hands again and again: "I didn't write this pair, not to mention that I couldn't come. I just borrowed things from the predecessors. I can't talk about winning."

Shi Zhongling's complexion did not change, and with a leisurely fingertip, the Tianxin Grass in the corner floated out of thin air and floated straight to the hands of the little girl not far away.

Ningning always felt ashamed, and told her about a few eternal absolutes like "Smoke locks the pond in the willow", "Take the tin pot in the West Lake, and the tin pot falls off the West Lake, and the tin pot is cherished." He exclaimed, his eyes staring like bronze bells: "The gentlemen of the little friends' hometown are really gods!"

Ningning was happier than she was praised, and she nodded in response: "Of course! The people at my house are very good, everyone is super super awesome!"

Shi Zhongling got many upper couplets and returned to the boulder contentedly, and disappeared in an instant. Ningning lowered her head and glanced at the white Tianxin Grass, without noticing the strange look of the girl beside her.

Yunyun's eyes dimmed, subconsciously clenching the skirt.

She came to the Secret Realm of Xiaozhong Mountain with the sole purpose of obtaining Tianxin Grass, and finally came here after she finally asked about the spirit beasts in the mountains who understand the human language.

She didn't expect that Shi Zhongling's way of testing people was something she was not good at at all, and she never expected that Tianxin Grass would be taken first by another person.

All her skills are not as good as others.

but……

The girl in the blue skirt bit her lower lip secretly, suppressing the beating heart, and said with an inaudible voice: "Girl, Tianxincao——"

Before he finished speaking, he saw a small white hand that suddenly stretched out in front of him.

What she held in her hand and handed it to her were actually two crystal clear, still stained with hazy dew...

Tianxin grass leaves.

Rao is Yunyue, who has always been expressionless, and his pupils shrink suddenly.

Is she... wanting to give up half of the Tianxincao?

In Yunyue's cognition, this kind of thing is pure fantasy.

All the cultivators she knows are fought hard for resources, and even commit all kinds of scandals that hurt the world and deprive people of opportunity. Tianxincao is a precious treasure with no market value, and they only met for the first time, and the sword repair in front of them actually...

Did you give it to her without hesitation?

"I heard your conversation with that senior."

The little strange girl who has never met has sincere eyes, and her bright apricot eyes are like black grapes, pure and free of impurities: "I hope your loved ones are safe."

It was because of those words.

But even Shi Zhongling had said that she had heard that excuse so many times, she hadn't believed it for a long time. This girl seems to be a clever person, how come she has no doubts?

"I heard that you don't take the initiative to talk to people. If you ask for it, it must be an urgent situation."

Ningning saw the doubts in her heart and grinned: "Even if you are lying, I am not at a loss. Anyway, I have already gotten a piece of Tianxincao. One or two pieces are enough. If the life of your family is delayed because of suspicion, then It's really bad."

The Tianxin Grass in front of her approached her again.

Yunyue resisted the urge to flush her eyes, and took it with her fingertips lightly trembling, almost exhausting all the courage in her body and whispered, "Thank you."

No one will know how hard she has been during this period.

Although known as Lexiu, a genius who is a rare encounter in a century, Yun Yue's childhood was actually embarrassed.

As a big family concubine, she had the heart disease that she didn’t dare to talk to others. Her father was cold, and her mother only regarded her as a useless tool. Only the grandmother was willing to get along with her like ordinary people, teaching little granddaughter literacy, playing the piano and Female red.

Now grandma is seriously ill, only Tianxincao has the effect of prolonging life. She came full of hope, and when she saw Ningning holding the Tianxin Grass, all her hopes were crushed into despair.

But now there are two small leaves appearing in the palm of her hand.

It's like dreaming.

A flow of heat rushed to her eyes, Yunyue lowered her head, and took a breath: "The grace of life-saving will be reported by the spring."

She said that she was about to lean over and thank you, but Ning Ning held her shoulders: "No, no! I am embarrassed because you are like this... Anyway, I am not trying to get any reward for helping you."

Yunyue raised her eyes very quickly and glanced at her, her eyelashes trembling like a black butterfly with fluttering wings. Her eyes were reddish, and her cheeks were pale pink. She didn't answer any more words, and she fell into silence around her.

However, this silence didn't last long before it was suddenly broken by a frantic young man's voice: "Give me back my sword!"

This was followed by another even more presumptuous shout: "Monster! Let you taste the power of my invincible double dragon sword!"

This very familiar voice, very shameful lines.

Ningning felt suffocated for a while.

"Sorry, it seems to be someone I know. I'll go out and have a look."

She hurriedly explained to Yunyue, came from the gap to the other side of the suddenly enlightened boulder, and happened to face a pair of eyes soaked in red blood.

He Zhizhou's hair is messed up, holding two unsheathed long swords in a gun-holding posture, and shooting indiscriminately;

Behind him was a young man who was out of breath, Ningning had some impressions, he seemed to be from the Wan Jianzong named Xu Yi.

She was taken aback, and tentatively shouted: "He Zhizhou!"

The picturesque young man stayed in a daze, and suddenly smiled at her very kindly: "Second Battalion Commander, you are here! Tomorrow is my canonization ceremony for Dengxian, remember to participate in it!"

Ningning:?

"This person, this person is poisoned!"

Xu Yi, who followed him, paused and gasped: "I was passed into the jungle with him. Brother He picked the white mushrooms under the tree for both of us to eat. It suddenly became like this."

He was out of breath, and pointed at Zhihe Zhizhou viciously: "Return the sword to me!"

"sword?"

Unexpectedly, the other party pondered for a moment, and the evil charm smiled: "You wait for the younger generation, dare you to covet the double dragon sword of this seat!"

This is obviously his thing!

Xu Yan held his breath in his throat and almost didn't come up.

He Zhizhou ignored him, but looked at Ning Ning, waved his big hand, soaring into the sky, and smashed into the air: "Li Yunlong, take your Italian cannon and charge with me! Let's kill this group of evildoers tonight. , Look at them, dare they dare to do harm to the world!"

Although I know that poisonous mushrooms can cause confusion and hallucinations, but—

This poison is too deep, hey! How did Li Yunlong come to play here! Does your house use Italian cannons for slaying demons?

Before Ningning could say anything, he saw He Zhizhou looking around, leaping forward without warning, and fell to the ground.

At the same time, using both hands and legs together, her cheeks bulged, and she began to wriggle like a frog.

That's right, squirming.

Ning Ning really didn't look at it, and turned his gaze to Xu Yi's side.

Unexpectedly, the young man who was still serious in the last second suddenly buckled his waist and lowered his head, with his hands wagging on both sides of his head. Occasionally, he turned his head to look at her, and he was breathing with his mouth wide open, his eyes rolled high.

Ningning's sanity value dropped sharply, and asked cautiously, "What are you two doing?"

"Nonsense, swimming."

Xu Yi looked at the idiot expression of course: "You are comfortable sitting on the boat—be careful! A huge wave is hitting over there!"

Where did the waves come, and where did the boats come.

As a result, you were poisoned by eating mushrooms, brother! ! !

The two of you Lu Youqi are not normal!

On the other side, He Zhizhou continued to use his hands and feet to breaststroke, turning his head from time to time to smile at her, and lowered his voice:

"Quietly telling you, Fairy Chang'e told me that both Optimus Prime and Thor Loki will appear in the canonization ceremony. This international friend is really enthusiastic, which makes me embarrassed."

Xu Ye: "Hey. Why is this river so wide? When can I finish swimming?"

The two of you said yours and I said mine, shaking the body and limbs in different positions, and the scene was very strange for a time.

I would rather call the zombies out of the cage as the cultivation version, the new version of Busan, the finale of Resident Evil.

I didn't know what to do, suddenly a young voice that I had never heard before came into my ear.

The voice was unabashedly aggressive, and it must have come to compete for the Tianxin Grass: "I see the spiritual energy in the Taoist package, could it be that I found the rumored Tianxin——"

The man didn't finish speaking, and he was stunned in place.

He followed the aura, until this moment, he finally saw the situation here.

The two sect disciples were like a devil. One was lying on the ground and wriggling forward, and the other was like a living corpse after being drained of blood. His hands trembled like flower branches on top of his head, and they swayed towards him step by step. .

...What are you doing?

The young man shuddered, and took a half step back.

He recognized the man who was lying on his stomach wearing the Xuanxu Sword School uniform. Hearing the gossip from Ten Thousand Sword Sect Xu Yi, the people in this sect were very abnormal, and it was best to avoid it, otherwise the consequences would be at his own risk.

And another one that looks like a living corpse--

Yaoshou! It turned out to be Xu Yi himself!

He panicked, panicked like an unworldly child, at a loss for a moment.

——Could it be that this madness of the Xuanxu Sword Sect still has the phenomenon of human-to-human transmission!

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"After Becoming a Paper Man Raised by the Big Brothers of the Three Realms"

The leaders of the three realms of demon, human, and immortal were seriously injured and unconscious in the decisive battle, and a cultivation game appeared in the sea of ​​knowledge.

The protagonist of the game Chi Mian is a gentle and introverted orphan. She was admitted to the sect because of her similar appearance to Jianzong Bai Yueguang. Now that Bai Yueguang returns, she realizes that she is just a useless stand-in.

Love the Empress of the Brain Demon World: The dog man will die for me! Baby don't worry about the garbage, look at the tender and soft brother Zijiao and Qing Leng Buddha Xiu! They are all yours!

This is an Otome love game.

Long Aotian is on the right way: God sword, send it. Gongfa, give it. Martial art must be levelled.

This is an upgraded game of face attack.

I do my best, the emperor: Excalibur? Bring the roast duck. the man? Climb to play in the mud. Sword Sect, of course, it's going to be upset.

This is a sand sculpture game of jumping around.

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Everyone knows that there is more than one controlling the game.

The right to decide is first-come, first-served.

One day Chimian met a handsome man in white clothes who was seriously injured, and options emerged at the right time.

[Time is running out! Please select now:

1. Heal him

2. Knock him out and **** the expensive sword beside him

3. Taking advantage of his injury and unable to resist, hurry up and fall down! 】

Looking at the man's face, the empress smiled coldly, the emperor thoughtful.

Just waking up from a coma, the Shangxian himself, staring at Zai Zai: Wait, isn't this me?

——So which **** chose the second one? !

"The villain's fiancee is always changing."

Xie Jingci came back quickly and learned of a major event.

She has only seen a few faces of her fiance Pei Du, who was seriously injured, lost his cultivation, half-deaf and half-blind, was swept out by the family and expelled to the place where the bones were buried.

According to the established plot, he will also be blackened and become the villain of the future.

Everyone said that Pei Du was arrogant and indifferent, and now he has become a worthless waste. I only hope that Xie Jingci will dissolve the marriage contract as soon as possible, so as not to break the road.

But she didn't know, she secretly fell in love with Pei Du for many years.

But just about to leave to find him, I suddenly heard a ding-dong in my mind:

[The planes have not yet successfully merged, and the host persona is in chaos! Current persona: charming and scheming girl. 】

So it was midnight, the place where the bones were buried.

When Pei Du saw his nominal fiancée, he brought a box of pastries and came to him.

Under the gorgeous moon, the girl's fingertips fell on his throat, not like a fairy, but like a fascinating fairy: "Langjun, Jingci is more delicious than this cake..."

Xie Jingci: Help, this is not the direction of healing sweet articles!

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Pei Du was born with a sword bone and is known as a young talent who has met once in a thousand years in the cultivation world. However, because of the use of forbidden techniques to kill demons, the cultivation level is completely destroyed and everyone can be deceived. Fortunately, the fiancé never leaves.

It's just that this fiancee doesn't seem to be right.

The enemy came to provoke her, and she smiled coldly: "Trash, why don't you leave it to your grave to talk with so many words."

Facing his ugly and scarred body, she twitched her mouth lightly: "Little fairy, I am very satisfied with everything I see."

In the middle of winter, she pointed to the barren vegetable garden in Lingding: "I love concubine, look at the country I laid for you!"