Metropolis: Attack, Fat House

Chapter 297

Lay in bed.

Refers to waking up in the morning for various reasons and reluctant to get up.

Like to lie down in bed for a while.

This behavior is very bad.

Sleeping frequently in bed can cause obesity, destroy the biological clock, and affect digestion…

Xiao Yao also knew that it was wrong to lie in bed.

But why is something wrong, so comfortable?

so annoying!

Every time the case is over, he will habitually stay in bed.

Xiao Yao thinks that as long as you feed yourself and drink, give yourself a mobile phone, if you can not go to the toilet.

He can stay in bed for a lifetime!

“Is it okay to be an individual?”

Ye Qingzhu stood by the bed, looking helplessly at her husband holding the quilt motionless, like a big maggot who wriggles from time to time, and said with all her heart: “You are not afraid that your current image will be affected by your colleagues. Do we know that I will laugh at you forever?”

“Why are you afraid?”

Xiao Yao opened his eyes and looked at his daughter-in-law with a smile, “Sister, will you tell them?”

“will not.”

Ye Qingzhu shook his head, “But I will beat you now!”

“Violence is wrong.”

Xiao Yao said it seriously.

“It’s not right.”

Ye Qingzhu smiled, “But violence, just like lying in bed, will make people comfortable.”

“Sister, I suddenly want to be a person.”

Xiao Yao quickly got up and said bitterly, “Do you think it’s okay?”

“Um.”

Ye Qingzhu gave her husband a white look, “Hurry up and wash and eat breakfast!”

“All right!”

Xiao Yao chirped and went to the bathroom.

Hold your phone and brush the vibrato when you brush your teeth.

“Can you hurry up?”

Seeing her husband hadn’t come out for a long time, Ye Qingzhu came to the bathroom door, “Can you stop playing with your mobile phone?”

“Sister, isn’t the phone thing terrible?”

Xiao Yao asked seriously: “Now everyone can’t do without mobile phones. You said, after a few years, after a person dies, will the tombstone only have a QR code engraved on the tombstone? The story of a person’s life comes out. Who has loved, hated, and cared about…”

“…”

Ye Qingzhu’s mouth twitched.

Somewhat stunned, he stared at Xiao Yao.

My husband’s brain is very strange.

If such a thing happens.

How does it feel terrible…

“Of course, it’s not terrible.”

As if he could guess what the daughter-in-law was thinking, Xiao Yao said with a smile: “The scary thing is that the tombstone suddenly showed a line… the other party has agreed to add you as a friend!”

Ye Qingzhu: “…”

“Of course, this is not the most terrible.”

Xiao Yao’s expression is serious, “What’s more terrifying is that after you took out your phone and finished scanning, the tombstone actually sounded in the background music…Follow me, and set off at dark…By the way, it was also prompted that the other party invited you to join the video chat. !”

Ye Qingzhu smoothed the goose bumps on her arm with her hand.

Then he dragged Xiao Yao out of the bathroom and beat him up.

Let you tell ghost stories in broad daylight!

At breakfast.

“Sister, why do you think the older women are now, the harder it is to find someone?”

Xiao Yao smiled and asked, “Is it because they are old?”

“of course not.”

Ye Qingzhu glanced at her husband, “Because they are not easy to lie.”

“If I go, I’ll be tricked?”

Xiao Yao was happy, “If the man can’t find a partner, is it to blame them for not being skilled enough in deceiving the young lady?”

“Almost.”

Ye Qingzhu smiled and ate.

“No wonder.”

Xiao Yao looked at Ye Qingzhu and said seriously: “No wonder I took three bags of small raccoons to trick you into bed, but I didn’t get it!”

“…”

Ye Qingzhu wanted to strangle her husband, “What about your men?”

“man?”

Xiao Yao shrugged, “Men are not fools, they are naturally fond of being cheated by women. Men can live and play with whoever they are. Unless they are forced to do nothing, most of them will find a clean girl to marry in the end. , Rather than a scum girl who likes to smoke and drink to raise a boy and a girlfriend. After all, it looks useless in the eyes of a man, it must be clean!”

“Then what do you men hate most?”

Ye Qingzhu rarely talked about these issues with Xiao Yao, “For example, the relationship between men and women?”

“Hate?”

Xiao Yao spread his hands, “I have been with you since I graduated, and I have never experienced these things. However, a buddy who slept with me in college once told us something like this. Men have certain things. I don’t hate it, I only feel disgust and nausea. What makes men most disgusting is that a couple, a man and a woman quarrel, and when they are silent, suddenly a dog appears next to the woman. That dog doesn’t need to be involved. The chai, rice, oil and salt between the lovers, I don’t know how much wind and rain they have gone through. They just wagged their tails around the woman to comfort and comfort the woman. The woman actually felt that the dog knew her better than her partner!”

Ye Qingzhu was silent.

As a woman, she knows that this kind of thing is too common in today’s society.

Especially in some young women, this kind of thing happens often.

Blame them for their ignorance?

Actually not.

Some women keep saying that men use lower-body creatures.

Said that men are lowly or something.

A woman who can think so and still say so.

They never think about it themselves.

When their legs are separated by men.

Does it never close again?

ridiculous!

“. Sister, it’s my birthday.”

Xiao Yao blinked his eyes, staring at Ye Qingzhu, smirkingly: “I have a birthday wish list, only you can help me!”

“Then how do you want me to help you?”

Seeing her husband’s smirk, Ye Qingzhu played a drum in her heart.

Based on what she knows about Xiao Yao, whenever Xiao Yao shows such a smile, there is no good thing.

“I have long been ready!”

Xiao Yao made a trick, and a wish list appeared out of thin air in his hand and handed it to Ye Qingzhu.

“Uh!”

Ye Qingzhu stared blankly at the wishes above.

Birthday wish!

Husband wants to see his wife wear nice socks and clothes.

1 (the king’s): lace tube socks.

2: Black silk fishnet socks.

3: White pattern tube socks.

Note: When putting on these socks, be sure to match the emperor’s new outfit!

“…”

Ye Qingzhu, with a ruddy complexion, gave Xiao Yao a smirk first, and asked inexplicably: “Seeing you are so behaved recently, if you celebrate your birthday… you can have stockings. But the emperor’s new outfit. What the hell is it?”

“Sister, haven’t you seen this animation?”

Xiao Yao got up and looked at Ye Qingzhu who hadn’t reacted seriously, “Think about it.”

Finished.

Xiao Yao moved his steps, ready to run away to recognize.

Emperor’s New Clothes?

Ye Qingzhu was puzzled and familiar.

and many more……

The emperor’s new outfit, it seems that he doesn’t wear anything?

Wear only tube socks?

Do not wear anything else?

“You are dead!”

Ye Qingzhu’s roar sounded.