Metropolis: Attack, Fat House

Chapter 266

Serious crime team.

“Boss, I want to ask you a question.”

Gong Lingyue looked at Xiao Yao seriously.

“You, what are you going to do?”

Xiao Yao quickly hugged himself with his hands, with a look of horror, posing as an ignorant girl about to be rounded up by rice, “I have a daughter-in-law, you can’t greedy my body!”

Gong Lingyue: “…”

“Ha ha ha ha!”

The group members burst into laughter.

Ye Qingzhu pinched Xiao Yao two agitatedly and funny.

“Boss, don’t make trouble, it’s serious.”

Gong Lingyue was aggrieved and pouted.

“All right.”

Xiao Yao stopped making trouble and asked with a smile, “What the hell is going on?”

“Humph!”

Gong Lingyue first turned her head, and snorted at Sun Lie not far away. He hummed inexplicably, and then asked aggrievedly: “Is a straight man so steel?”

“Why ask me?” Xiao Yao was confused.

“Sister Qing Zhu said that you were very steely in the past.”

Gong Lingyue said with a smile, “Isn’t this experienced?”

Xiao Yao: “…”

“Ha ha ha ha!”

The serious crime team members burst into laughter again.

Xiao Yao rolled his eyes wildly.

God has experience!

“It’s really good for you to talk about this kind of brain congestion topic?”

Xiao Yao glared at the little girl. “Then I will ask you a few questions. Is biting a police dog count as an assault on a police officer? Is a fight with pregnant women counted as a gang fight? Eggs are considered meat or vegetarian? Can stomach and digestion tablets make you full? Can a fight with painkillers count as a surrender? Will the poisonous snake be poisoned by the same poisonous snake’s venom? Which one is better to take a laxative with Xielitin? Is it still considered a surrender to be caught on the way to surrender?”

Everyone: “…”

Everyone can’t laugh anymore.

These problems have plagued many people in the past.

It is also a problem that everyone is familiar with, not only makes brain congestion, but also very painful.

But this problem.

It’s like asking a straight man why he is so steel.

The harm is not great and the insulting is extremely strong.

“All right.”

Gong Lingyue rolled her eyes, suddenly turned her head, and shouted at Sun Lie, “Go out, I’ll tell you something.”

“Why do you say something, I’m going out?”

Sun Lie quit, ready to fight.

“Get off now.”

Xiao Yao glared at this second man, “Let you come back, you are back.”

Happy friends for this couple.

Sometimes Xiao Yao is helpless.

You said that Sun Lie is such a clever man, and he has the nickname of “child prodigy”.

He was transferred to the Crime Squad because he had cracked a very big case in the past.

Would such a person be an idiot?

Obviously not.

But Sun Lie is called a steel straight.

On weekdays.

The blind could see Gong Lingyue was interesting to Sun Lie.

But Sun Lie was silly, he couldn’t see it.

Instead, they fight with Gong Lingyue day by day, and the fights are full of joy.

Sometimes other people in the crime team don’t understand.

Is Sun Lie’s IQ flawed?

Or is there any physical defect.

Don’t like women?

Gong Lingyue is such a beautiful girl.

Are you really blind or fake?

The girl is almost taken to your bed for nothing.

Can’t you be an individual?

Sun Lie looked dissatisfied and walked out of the crime team office.

In front of Xiao Yao and Gong Lingyue, the crowd gathered quickly.

Waiting to hear the little girl complain.

Don’t know.

Gong Lingyue did not complain.

Just take out the phone.

Opened the WeChat chat history for everyone to see.

Everyone saw the chat history of the two only twice.

Gong Lingyue didn’t tell Sun Lie that he added him.

It is estimated that Sun Lie only thought that other girls had added him.

Gong Lingyue’s WeChat is called “Yue Linger”.

Sun Lie’s WeChat name is much more domineering.

“A good man”!

WeChat dialog box.

Yue Ling’er: Little brother, it’s nice to meet you.

A hero: Really, you are too happy too soon.

Yue Linger:…

A hero:? ? ?

Yue Linger: Brother, what is your name?

A hero: I didn’t bark, when did I bark?

Yue Linger:…

A hero: What do you always lament about?

Yue Linger: I mean what’s your name?

Then Sun Lie’s operation was awesome.

He sent a screenshot of a police officer’s ID card.

Yue Linger:? ? ?

A hero: There is a name on it that has an identity, isn’t it? Who are you, why add me?

Yue Ling’er: …I am, I am the one who knows you anyway.

A hero: How did you meet? You will not be the second girl with IQ problems who lives next to my house and drools every time you look at me?

Yue Linger:…

This short conversation came to an end because of Sun Lie’s steel.

Xiao Yao and the team members laughed and their stomach hurts.

The kind of laughter…

Everyone did not expect it.

Gong Lingyue, the little girl is quite persistent.

Yesterday started the fight again.

This also had a second God chat.

Everyone saw Sun Lie’s steel god operation again.

WeChat dialog box.

Yue Linger: Is my little brother here?

A hero: Do ​​you believe me if I say I am not here?

Yue Ling’er: Ha ha, brother, you can really make a joke…

A hero: You send the photo first. I’ll see if I recognize it, and I’m deciding whether to continue chatting with you.

Yue Ling’er: Okay, let’s not watch it, I look very ugly…

A hero: It’s okay, send it, let me see how ugly it is?

Yue Linger:? ? ?

A hero: This question mark is a bit familiar.

Yue Ling’er: Don’t take the little brother, do you know who I am?

A hero: Well, I’m sure, you must be the second next door!

Yue Linger:…

A good-looking one: Do you have anything else?

Yue Ling’er: I just want to talk to my little brother about sensitive topics.

A hero: Yes, then do you have any unique opinions on the situation of ‘Zili Ya’?

Yue Ling’er: …You are really sensitive!

A hero: Didn’t you talk about it?

Yue Linger: I mean, are you willing to carry it into my hands? (Shy face)

A hero: Good fellow, are you a soil?

Yue Ling’er: … I’ll be straightforward. Actually, I have a person I like (shy expression)

A hero: Who do you like?

Yue Ling’er: Well, I’m chatting with him now (blushing expression)

A hero: I understand, then you continue to talk, I’m going to cook

Yue Ling’er: Don’t go, brother, you are so good, can you cook?

A hero: Why, you can’t, ha ha, rubbish…

Yue Linger:…

The chat ends.

Rubbish?

Ha ha ha ha……

Xiao Yao and the others had already collapsed on the ground with their stomachs in their arms, all of them convulsed with laughter.

It was also the first time they saw such a wonderful work as Sun Lie in this world.

Just say it.

Except for Gong Lingyue, no one would dare to ask for this product, right?

But you still have to say.

If a woman can trick such a man home.

That sense of security is absolutely unstoppable.

Don’t make it impossible for a woman to want to hook up.

Chat with Sun Lie.

It’s so special that it’s easy to collapse! .