[Mecha] Bandit Army Reborn

Walking to the control room, through the huge light screen, you can see the dark and deep universe. You can't see stars here, and you can't even see a small meteorite nearby. Except for the starship that was moving forward quietly, the surrounding area was extremely dark, so quiet that it seemed that the entire space had condensed into one piece, giving people the illusion that the starship was trapped in it and could not move without fear.

People navigating in the universe are most likely to feel lonely, probably because of the darkness and silence of the universe. In such a large, dark and silent environment, a person's existence is too small, so small that he easily ignores his own existence. , so small that I began to question my own existence.

Such a cold and dark universe is so real, is this really a game? Nima is really too enchanting!

No longer paying attention to the vast and boundless universe, Fei Wushu turned his face and saw a snow-white face on the cold metal wall next to the porthole. After looking at it for a long time, he felt that the eyebrows and eyes looked better, and the outline was deeper. It's not good to be superficial, just as it is now, it's just right.

Stretching out his finger to poke the hard wall, he raised a smile, with a slight gangster look on his lips, and then shook his head: "Sure enough, no matter how you dress, you don't look like Xiao Yiyi."

Young Master Qin is too treacherous. It feels too bad to be alone on the starship waiting to reach his destination. He went to practice, so what can he do? Fei Wushu was bored in the control room studying the weapon system of this starship, thoroughly criticized all the weapons with the eyes of a future arms dealer, and then sat down on the floor carelessly—

What are you afraid of? The guy who likes to preach is not here ╮(╯▽╰)╭

"Fei Wushu." Qin Yi's voice was flat and slight, like a ghost coming out of the ground.

"!" Reflexively stood up from the floor, how could Cao Cao Cao Cao be here? Isn't this guy watching him all the time? Just waiting to find out his weaknesses? While cursing, Fei Wushu raised his legs and walked towards the bedroom, consciously, "I'm going to take a shower."

"Wait, I have something to tell you."

"Huh? This is really strange." Fei Wushu squinted his eyes. Does the clean-haired man have more important things than taking a bath?

"What's the matter? Tell me, I'm listening."

Qin Yi was silent for a moment, and then said lightly: "...I forgot last night, the starship has insufficient energy, and we may be wandering in the universe for a while waiting for rescue."

"What?!" Fei Wushu was startled, and then gritted his teeth viciously, "How could you forget such an important thing?"

"If you're lucky, there will be a passing starship receiving a rescue signal to support us with some energy bars. If you're unlucky, you might hit a meteorite before rescue arrives. You can choose to log off now, after all, the moment of death should feel uncomfortable. How is it?" Qin Yi's tone made it impossible to tell that he was talking about life and death.

"Then what do you do?" Fei Wushu was stunned, scratched his hair irritably, and paced back and forth, "Aren't there any nearby planets where we can stay?"

"No." Qin Yi's voice was as calm as ever, "The probability of hitting a meteorite in this star field is extremely small, you can rest assured."

"The most dangerous person right now is you, okay! What do you want me to worry about?" Fei Wushu rolled his eyes, and yelled back at Qin Yi, "Can you show me a little bit of f*cking anxiety!"

"..."

Young Master Qin, haven't you always been meticulous and serious? Why is it so easy to lose the chain at a critical moment? ! Image engineering is so **** unreliable!

Fiercely rampaging in the control room for a while, Fei Wushu turned around and rushed towards the console, his fingers quickly swept over the rows of control buttons, and his eyes were ruthless: "I will stop the starship now, save some energy Hide from meteorites! I said Qin Yi, people should often pass by this channel, right?!" He couldn't believe it, people who couldn't wait for rescue!

"..."

"Qin Yi?!" Fei Wushu urged with a frown.

"...Actually." Qin Yi said quietly, "I was joking."

"Are you kidding?" Fei Wushu repeated softly as if he didn't understand.

"…Ok."

"No energy shortage?"

"No." Qin Yi's tone did not change from the beginning to the end.

Fei Wushu froze on the spot, all kinds of emotions rushed in his heart, he was astonished, relaxed, happy and angry, for a moment he didn't know what expression to make, and after a long while, he sat down directly on the ground, and guessed inconceivably: "Could it be that I laughed at you before for not being able to joke, and you hold grudges until now?"

"It's not about holding grudges." Qin Yi said lightly, "I just want to tell you that I will still do something as simple as a joke."

Nima, is this still a joke! Is life and death crisis something that can be used as a joke? Qin Yi, how did your brain grow!

"-_-#!" Fei Wuzhu took a deep breath, gnashed his teeth and scolded: "Qin Yi, you narrow-minded bastard! I'll say the same thing ten thousand times, you **** don't know how to joke! If it weren't for you In my head, I must beat you up!"

"A serious guy will keep it serious for me, and joking is totally inappropriate for you, do you know that!" Fei Wushu covered his face and moaned, "I will believe it!"

"..." Qin Yi listened quietly, without reminding Fei Wushu how unsightly his posture is now, and his clothes have been stained a lot now.

Why didn't this guy go offline just now? Qin Yi thought, to Fei Wushu, this is just a game, right? So anxiously rushing towards the console, with such serious and focused eyes, he no longer looks like the usual idiot with such a fierce aura.

He was silent for a moment, as if he was thinking about something, and then he spoke calmly, serious and serious: "I won't joke anymore."

Fei Wushu exhaled: "Isn't that a joke?"

"no."

"Okay, I believe it." Fei Wuzhu stood up lazily, and restored the buttons on the console one by one, "Little Yiyi, you are a hateful bastard! Who else can bear you except me? No wonder you I have so few friends."

"..."

"Hey~ Actually, it was the first time in your life that you joked, right?"

"..."

"Okay, I'm going to take a shower and change clothes, or you'll have to nag again." Fei Wuzhu walked slowly into the bedroom, "Proud, narcissistic, narrow-minded and rigid, why did I take away such a trouble like you. For the sake of my tolerance for you, do you know that you will treat me better in the future?"

Qin Yi responded lightly, "Yes."

"Eh? You're not kidding!"

"no."

"Remember what you said!"

"Well... and, it's time for you to take a shower."

"Just now you said you'd better treat me, bastard!"