Master’s a Byoukidere and Needs Pampering!

Xue Yonggan is a scumbag.

He has been having girlfriends since he was five years old, and he has had nine girlfriends in total.

The first girlfriend was Xiaohua from the class next door to the kindergarten. Because Xiaohua's brother had a lot of marbles, he "associated" with Xiaohua.

Later, Xiaohua "transferred love" and secretly gave the moon cake he gave her to Lu Jiangtang, who had just transferred to the kindergarten. Xue Yonggan "breaked up" with Xiaohua.

But it didn't matter, he soon had his second girlfriend, Xiao Mei, who had a green wig and was wearing a super cool wig, so he became "associated" with Xiao Mei. Later, Xiao Mei sent him the fake, and he "breaked up" with Xiao Mei.

The third girlfriend is in the same community as him, so Xiaoxiaole is a thief.

The girlfriend asked him: "Is it good-looking or good-looking?"

Xue Yong dare not understand why girls like to ask such self-defeating questions.

Therefore, he cannot be blamed for insulting people: "Of course it is da da."

The girlfriend is so angry: "Don't you say I look good, let's break up!"

"OK then."

Anyway, she has helped him clear the 43rd level of Xiaoxiaole.

At that time, Xue Yonggan was in the third grade of primary school.

His fourth girlfriend was in the fifth grade of elementary school, and the other party was an elementary school bully. In order to copy her homework, Xue Yong had "associated" with her.

One day, Da Da came to look for him in class. When his girlfriend saw him, she asked, "What is she wearing on her ears?"

He was upset. He hated other people's talking about DaDa. For copying homework, he replied: "Hearing aids."

The girlfriend immediately asked: "Then is she deaf?"

He immediately became very angry: "You're the **** deaf." He threw half of the copy of the homework to the ground, "Break up, I want to break up with you!"

Don't copy homework!

In the first year of junior high, he became a school boss and had his fifth girlfriend.

At that time, he liked the non-mainstream. It was his dream to dye his hair, pierce his ears and start the car, but his dad's dog was not allowed.

Why should I have a fifth girlfriend?

It's very simple, how can a school bully have no girls.

What is the name of the fifth girlfriend? If he forgets, he remembers the surname Li, so let's call her Xiao Li kindly for the time being.

After school, Xiao Li insisted on riding his bicycle.

Okay, the school bully riding a bike and bringing girls is pretty cool, so he agreed, but Xiao Li still has to grab his clothes, so I can't bear it: "Why are you grabbing my clothes?"

Xiao Li smiled shyly.

Xue Xiaoba warned: "Don't grab my clothes!"

Xiao Li smiled shyly again.

Still not letting go? Xue Xiaoba couldn't stand it anymore, so he pushed her away: "We broke up!"

Xiao Li stopped smiling now, she cried.

The next day, her ex-girlfriend Xiao Li saw her scumbag former Xue Xiaoba riding a bicycle with another little girl. Xue Xiaoba, who was not allowed to grab clothes, reminded him intimately when he went downhill: "Da da, hurry up. Up."

In the second grade of the second year, Xue Xiaoba made his sixth girlfriend, whose surname was Ge.

Come, let's call her Xiao Ge kindly.

Xiao Ge is the girlfriend of the school bully next door, Xue Xiaoba couldn't understand the kid, so he got Xiao Ge, so angry that the school bully next door blocked him for a month. It's okay, Xue Xueba can still be afraid of the school fighter next door? Hey, whoever loses is the grandson!

It turns out that the school bully next door is the grandson.

Look, your grandpa is your grandpa!

In the third year of Xiaoge, he was one level higher than Xue Xiaoba. Originally, Xiao Ge was dyed with yellow hair. Because Xue Xiaoba said he looked stupid, Xiao Ge was dyed black.

One day, Xue Xiaoba skipped class and played games in the mountains after school. Of course, his girlfriend followed.

Xiao Ge was very close to him: "Zhou Zhou told me that she was the one with Dayang."

Xue Xiaoba was playing games, absent-mindedly: "Which one?"

"Kiss."

"Oh."

Gone?

Xue Xiaoba asked again: "Who is Zhouzhou?"

Xiaoge: "..."

I have seen it three times!

Xiaoge was a little angry: "My girlfriend." She didn't dare to be too angry. She still liked Xue Xiaoba very much, because Xue Xiaoba was good-looking and rich, and his grades were down but he was willing to spend money.

There is a little bad, he is too addicted to games.

"Is there an eightfold mirror?"

"Damn, this grandson attacked me."

"Look at me not to blow his head!"

After a toot of gunshots, he shouted: "Teammate."

"Teammate, I'm down."

"Help me!"

"Teammate, help me!"

"Teammate, hurry up! Help me!!!"

But his teammates didn't come to help him, he died.

Damn, these useless teammates! He reported the grandson who burst his head and started again.

"Brave."

"Huh?" He immediately began to pick up equipment.

Xiao Ge Cai Jiao: "You look up at me."

He raised his head and saw a face turned into a color palette getting closer and closer, he quickly backed away, and was shocked: "What are you doing?" I was so scared!

Xiao Ge Jiaojiao looked at him timidly: "Don't you want to kiss me?"

Xue Yongda: "I don't want to!"

Actually covet his beauty? ! I go!

He pushed her away: "I didn't see it, Yang Lele, you are actually a **** girl."

The corner of Xiao Ge's mouth twitched: "I am Ge Lele."

"Oh, is it so?"

Xiaoge slapped over.

The next day, Xue Xiaoba broke up with his sixth girlfriend.

Two months later, he had his seventh girlfriend. The seventh girlfriend is awesome, not only the best friend of the sixth Xiaoge, but also the daughter of his head teacher.

Xue Xiaoba hated the class teacher the most. The bald head teacher was simply the biggest stumbling block in his dominance of the imperial fifth middle school.

Therefore, Xue Xiaoba got the head teacher and his daughter. To be fair, this matter is not entirely up to him. It was the class teacher's daughter who brought it to the door herself, saying that she wanted to seek justice for her girlfriends, but she was begging and begging for Xueba.

What is the name of the seventh person? By the way, it is called Zhouzhou. I don't remember what the last name is.

One day, Continent called him out on the weekend.

It was about nine o'clock, and Xue Yongdao arrived at ten o'clock.

Zhou Zhou complained: "You are late again."

"I'm playing games." He wasn't very happy. He had just secretly done a tin foil ironing two days ago. He was discovered by his father yesterday. He had to shave his head flat. He wiped a flat head. In the winter, his head will be flat. Frozen to him, he was very upset, "Why do you ask me to come out?"

"My friend wants to see you."

She just wanted to declare sovereignty in front of his ex-girlfriend Xiao Ge, tusk, woman.

"That's it?" He wore a fluorescent green down jacket and put on his hat, super cool. "Don't you want to see me? People?"

"It's coming soon."

That is not there.

Xue Yonggan has no such patience: "Then I will go back and play two games and come back."

"Can't you fight here?"

The girlfriend is a little angry.

However, when he was angry, he didn't coax: "The phone doesn't feel in the hand, I want to use the computer to play."

Although the school bully can't live without a girlfriend, the girlfriend is too troublesome and is the ultimate villain boss that prevents him from killing all sides in the game.

The villain boss is very angry: "You can't wait for a while? The game is so important? Is it more important than me?"

This question, he felt so stupid: "Why do you compare with the game?" Is there a comparison? Of course the game is important!

No, he asked Lu Jiangtang to take him to the black, he had to go.

"Xue is brave!" The fifteen or six-year-old girl was so touched by the cry of love that she was about to cry, "If you just leave like this, we will break up."

Xue Yong shrugged bravely, like a scumbag: "Then I wish you a happy breakup." He went back to play the game.

In this way, he broke up with his seventh girlfriend.

On the third grade, he had his eighth girlfriend, and it seemed that there was no reason, but the girl was very good-looking, and she brought it out to save face.

what do you say that is?

I don't remember, but for the time being, I kindly call her the eighth.

One day after school, he was waiting for the eighth term at the gate of the school. He borrowed a locomotive and wanted to take the eighth term for a ride. How cool is it to take the girl for a drive. His little second master is such a cool person.

Before the eighth term came, he saw Da Da first.

The school uniform of No. 5 Middle School is ugly and ugly, so this kind of good boy can wear it, and after seeing a ghost, she doesn't look ugly at all.

"Pray an."

He would not call her by her nickname outside, only at home.

Qi An is like her mother, regardless of her temperament or appearance, she is quiet, beautiful, and well-behaved. She wears school uniforms neatly. With ear-cut student heads, she calls him: "Brother Ji."

Xue Yonggan didn't like this nickname. After the fourth grade of elementary school, he was not allowed to call him a chicken chief, except for Qi'an.

"When were you discharged from the hospital?"

Qi'an is in poor health, and basically spent time in the hospital during the seasons and cold weather. She had just had a serious illness the other day, and he looked at her and thought she was a little thinner.

She replied: "Morning."

"Are you going to be discharged?"

"It's okay."

"Small things are not okay." He completely forgot about his girlfriend, "I'll take you home."

At this time, his eighth term came.

Qi An's voice is always small and gentle when she speaks. She said, "No, my father will come to pick me up. Brother Ji, then I'll go."

She politely nodded to Xue Yong's Eighth Ren, then bowed her head and walked away.

He watched her go.

So short.

The 13-year-old Qi'an was only 1.5 meters away. At that time, he was almost 1.5 meters away. She was so short, he always worried that others would beat her...

The eighth is a social sister, dyed her head and wore a short skirt, and wore a row of earrings on her ears.

It's not like Qi'an.

Qi'an is the best behaved. Qi'an has been the best-behaved child in the community since she was a child. Other children cried and cried after taking a medicine. When Qi'an was given an injection, she would not cry but also comforted her. Her mother said she doesn't hurt.

"Chicken Chief?"

The eighth person heard Qi'an call him Brother Ji.

He put on the helmet of the motorcycle: "Don't bark."

The girl wearing a short leather skirt and getting a big wave pointed at Qi'an with her chin: "That girl called too."

The teenager snorted and looked at the girl's school uniform skirt in the distance. He always felt that it was a little shorter, no, she had to wear a pair of trousers under the skirt tomorrow: "Can you compare with her?"

Qi An is the best-behaved girl in the world, who can compare to her?

He rode his motorcycle, walked away on his own, and dropped the eighth term.

The next day, the eighth asked him to go to the movies.

Just go, he's a bit short-sighted recently, Qi'an told him to play less computer.

The eighth person went to collect the tickets. He took out his cell phone and played games. Playing on the phone is not a computer.

The eighth came back after taking the tickets, saw him taking the clothes, and hurried to leave.

"Where are you going?"

"I'll go to the hospital."

"The movie will start soon."

"Watch it for yourself." He was on the phone with Qi'an, the guy who is used to the wave, his tone was surprisingly well-behaved, "DaDa, give the phone to the doctor, I have something to tell him."

The eighth knows Qi'an's nickname is DaDa, and Xue Yong bravely called it several times.

"Dada still have a fever?"

He was talking on the phone with Qi'an's doctor, and his tone was a bit anxious, but the matter was fine. He ordered one by one: "There are several anti-fever medicines that she can't use. They are allergic. I will send you the name of the medicine."

"Don't pierce the right hand when putting the needle. The blood vessels in her right hand are more difficult to find."

"There is no need to draw blood. She had a blood routine the day before yesterday."

"She is afraid of hardship, and try to prescribe capsules for her when prescribing medicine."

Xue Yong is just like his father, lacking roots, careless and careless, but this guy who usually doesn't even remember his birthday, but remembers all the details about Qi'an.

The doctor thought the boy was too long-winded: "Would you like to treat it?"

"Why do I want you to cure me?" The boy is frizzy, flammable, explosive, irritable and explosive, "Call Dean Sun, I have something to talk to him--"

Before he finished speaking, his phone was stolen.

"Every time it's like this. When that Qiao Qi'an becomes ill, you put me down, who is your girlfriend." The eighth Ren couldn't bear it.

"Give me the phone." Xue Yong was really furious with a cold face.

Although he has a big temper, his heart is also really big. He rarely gets angry. The last time he was angry was because of Qiao Qi'an. At the school sports meeting, Qiao Qi'an and his class's sports committee couldn't find anyone to run the relay, so they let the best tempered Qiao Qi'an go on. As a result, he fainted. At that time, he rushed over and took the sports without saying anything. The committee members beat them and made a big shot.

"Qiao Qi'an is not your sister, why do you care about her so much."

"What does it matter to you?"

"I'm your girlfriend."

girlfriend?

He has more girlfriends, who is rare.

"We broke up." He was impatient. "Can I return the phone now?"

"Xue Yong, you bastard—"

When the eighth is angry, he will throw his phone.

He has a sharp eye and immediately stopped her: "Don't drop the phone, I haven't finished the call yet."

The girl yelled with anger: "Scumbag!"

The scumbag is the scumbag.

Xue Zhanan went to the hospital.

Outside Qi'an’s ward, Lu Jiangtang was there. As a teenager, he had already seen a disaster for the country and the people for the first time: "Didn't you go to the movies with your little girlfriend?"

"separated."

Lu Jiangtang is objective, honest, and serious: "Scumbag man."

Xue Yong admitted generously and smiled arrogantly: "It's not a day or two for me to be a scumbag." He walked to the ward, "Did you sleep?"

"Sleep."

Xue Yong bravely touched in gently.

He was already very light, Qi'an still woke up and called him: "Brother Ji."

"Ok."

He pulled a chair and sat down in front of the hospital bed.

Qi'an was confused and fell asleep again.

He sat for a while, a little irritable, and went to the stairwell to smoke.

When he was thirteen years old, he learned to smoke, not to relieve his sorrow, but to be handsome.

Lu Jiangtang hasn't left yet: "Pinch the cigarette."

Fine.

Who makes him look beautiful?

Lu Jiangtang and Xue Yonggan are two opposites.

For example, many parents in the community will use two sentences to educate their children. The first sentence is: If you mess around like this, you will be like that kid from the Xue family. The second sentence is: Stop messing around and look at Lu Jiangtang.

Xue Yong is brave to do things all day long.

Lu Jiangtang had already got a doctorate in biomedicine when Xue Yong was brave enough to do things, and by the way he also got a side job in brain surgery.

Can you imagine having a craniotomy in a white coat as a teenager? The group of white-haired authoritative experts also called him Teacher Lu.

Xue Yong is not afraid of his dad's stick when he is a child, but he is a little bit confused by Teacher Lu. Although Teacher Lu looks polite and polite, but think about his father, how could he be innocent.

Xue Yong obediently pinched the cigarette.

Teacher Lu relies on his superior IQ and is more calm than his peers: "Do you like praying for peace?"

Xue Yong scratched his head: "Of course, she is my sister."

Teacher Lu talked about things and commented: "Fool."

"..."

Humph!

You are beautiful, don't care about you!

Xue Yong returned to the ward, Qi'an was still asleep, and most of the quilt fell to the ground. He picked up the quilt and covered her.

Qi'an suddenly turned over.

He just saw her neckline slipped and her pink shoulder straps were exposed. He was stunned, then threw the quilt and ran away...

When he ran out of the ward, he began to gasp, start to feel feverish, and start all kinds of dreams...

That night, he also had a dream. He dreamed that Qi'an's pink shoulder strap had come from her to his hand. All night, he seemed to be soaked in hot water, hot and floating,

It was almost dawn, he woke up, opened the quilt and took a look.

"Tsk, Xue Yong, you **** beast!"

He didn't go to see Qi'an for a month.