Master’s a Byoukidere and Needs Pampering!

Five minutes later, the child came out first.

The nurse said: "It's a boy, mother and child are safe, congratulations."

Xue Baoyi finally stopped howling.

Haier, his grandma, grandpa, grandpa, and grandpa Zeng all breathed a sigh of relief, and then gathered together, you look at me, everyone, look at it together, it looks like a monkey.

Xue Zhonggeng glanced at Xue Baoyi: "Your son, take a look."

Xue Baoyi's eyes were red from crying, and she didn't know who was angry: "Don't look!" He waved his hand, very angry and disgusted, "Go away!"

The nurse suspected that the child was not biological.

Xue Baoyi has no interest in that debt collector. He only cares about his wife: "What about my wife, why hasn't she come out yet?"

The nurse felt that the family member had a story: "The parturient is still stitching, and she will be out soon."

After that, the nurse took the baby to take a bath, and the baby's father was still wiping his tears at the door of the operating room. The nurse thought to himself: As expected, he was not his own.

About twenty minutes later, Fang Ideal was pushed out, Xue Baoyi and Lao Fang were outside, and Xue Zhonggeng and his wife were also there.

Fang Ideal was weak: "Why are you all here? What about the children?"

"Grandpa is watching." Feng Zhanling didn't wear her beloved little cloak. She came out anxiously. She had a coat over her pajamas and the mask on her face was not washed. She looked at Fang Ideal with tearful eyes, "Thank you."

Xue Baoyi squeezed away his mother and leaned in: "Wife..." He looked terribly scared and needed to be comforted, his eyes were red and swollen.

Fang Ideal touched his face: "Are you crying?"

He certainly didn't admit it: "I didn't cry." He pressed his face to the side and sniffed, "It's terrible to have a baby."

Fang Ideal laughed and scolded: "You fool."

But she really likes this fool.

"Ideal." The Lao Fang squeezed his son-in-law away, and finally couldn't help it, and cried out.

Fang Ideal: "..."

When he returned to the ward, Fang Ideal saw the child's first glance, with only one feeling: "He is so ugly." It was crumpled and red, like a monkey.

Fang Ideal looked at it again, and thought it was amazing, she actually gave birth to this thing!

Feng Zhanling said with a smile: "Newborns are like this, and they will look good when they are opened." I am so happy to be a grandmother. She really wants to laugh, but her husband said to be dignified.

She covered her mouth and smiled dignifiedly.

Fang Ideal asked Xue Baoyi: "Have you taken the name?"

"Grandpa said let you take it."

Xue Maoshan respected the young couple and gave up the power to name them.

Fang Ideal thought for a whole night and named his son Brave, Xue Brave.

Xue Baoyi, who thinks the name is stupid but dare not say that his wife’s name is stupid: "..."

Fang Ideal looked at Xue Baoyi expectantly, waiting to be praised: "How's that? Is the meaning of this name particularly good?"

His wife may have been pregnant for three years.

Xue Baoyi nodded against her will: "Well, not bad."

Son, I'm sorry.

Xue Baoyi said: "Just call it brave."

Xue Yong, who was sleeping soundly, pointed his **** at his father.

Xue Yong brave his mother: "I'll take your nickname."

Xue Yonggan thought his father before and after, and after careful consideration, he touched his chin: "This year is the Year of the Rooster."

So?

Xue Yong brave his dad: "Just call Mr. Chicken." Whatever he is, he is also a manager.

Xue Yong brave his mother: "..." She shouldn't let this stupid name be named.

On the same day, Feng Zhanling said that there was a courier with only the recipient but no sender. Feng Zhanling was afraid of something bad, so he took it apart before sending it to Fang Ideal.

The express mail is a delicate wooden box and a gift box. The wooden box contains a safety button. The quality of the jade is not ordinary. The gift box contains two children's clothes, and the clothes are blue.

Xue Baoyi was at a loss: "Who sent it?"

"Sent from Xu Fang."

"how do you know?"

Fang Ideal said: "Because the box and bow are both pink." It clearly doesn't match, but pink is still used. There is only one person she knows who loves pink.

In the few days when Mr. Chicken was born, Xue Maoshan showed off to people everywhere, saying that his old Xue family had a great-grandson. Within a few days, the old men of the imperial capital knew that Xue had a great-grandson. At the same time, they were jealous and went home to promote marriage and birth.

On this day, Xue Maoshan called Qiao Hongzhou out for fishing.

Qiao Hongzhou asked, "Old Xue, what is your great-grandson's name?"

Xue Maoshan said loudly: "Called brave."

This name...

Qiao Hongzhou asked again: "Who got this name?"

Xue Maoshan proudly said: "The kid took it from his mother."

Qiao Hongzhou: "Haha." What should I say?

Xue Maoshan is quite satisfied with the name: "Although it's a bit simple, but positive."

Qiao Hongzhou: "Haha." What can he say?

Xue Maoshan touched his beard hehe hehe: "It's not bad, this name."

Qiao Hongzhou looked at the triumphant face of his old friend, and couldn't bear to hit him: "The meaning is good."

"of course."

I couldn't help it: "It's just a bit too straightforward and a bit rough."

Xue Maoshan's face collapsed, his beard blew, and his eyes stared: "What's wrong with the boy? What's wrong with the boy?"

The latter sentence is simply a rant.

Qiao Hongzhou shut up.

Xue Maoshan was puzzled, kicked over Qiao Hongzhou's bait box, and roared red and red: "You are still called Hongzhou, why, want to go to heaven!"

Qiao Hongzhou: "..."

Fang Ideal and Xue Baoyi’s wedding is at the end of the year, three days before New Year’s Eve.

When there were three days left before the wedding, Xue Baoyi kept calling Qiao Nanchu and reminded: "I will get married the day after tomorrow."

"You made seventeen calls, just talk about this?" The call came at nine o'clock in the evening. At that time, Qiao Nanchu was still in the intelligence department and was busy with a case. He hadn't received the first 16 calls.

Xue Baoyi still said: "I will get married the day after tomorrow."

Qiao Nanchu convinced him: "I know!" He was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, "Hang up, I'm busy."

"Wait." Xue Baoyi groaned and hesitated, "You tell whoever you want, whether he loves it or not, I called it anyway."

So and so, it is Jiang Zhi.

This guy is awkward, saying that Jiang Zhi doesn't contact him, he wants to cut his robe and demolish Cp!

Qiao Nanchu thinks this stuff is stupid: "How can I tell him?"

"Pretend you!"

Xue Baoyi died.

Yo, it's smart.

Qiao Nanchu threw the phone aside and sent an email.

"Bao Yi got married the day after tomorrow on Hongping Island."

Username Liu Hua returned a word: "Yes."

The results of it? On Xue Baoyi's wedding day, Jiang Zhi and Zhou Xufang did not come, only a bank card. That card, don't guess, Jiang Zhi threw it.

Who cares about his bad money! Xue Baoyi called Qiao Nanchu aside and scolded him for half an hour.

On the second day of Xue Baoyi’s marriage, Liu Hua replied an email: "My son was born last night, and my mother and child are safe."

On that day, the Lu family went to Xufang Town.

Let's talk about the little great-grandson of the Xue family, Mr. Chicken.

When Mr. Chicken was two years old, Qiao Nanchu's family had a daughter named DaDa, and Xue Baoyi's family visited the hospital.

Xue Baoyi pointed to the baby girl in the crib and told her son: "This is my sister."

The two-year-old chicken always spoke very eloquently, blinked with curious big eyes, and asked Dadbi: "What is my sister?"

This question is a bit too big.

Xue Baoyi thought for a while and replied: "My sister is a flower and needs protection."

The chicken chief asked: "Then can I eat my sister?"

This is so evil.

Xue Baoyi wanted to beat him: "...no."

The chicken always didn't understand: "Why?" His eyes looked like a mother, and his eyes were dark. "Yesterday my grandma fed me cauliflower."

Therefore, he thinks Huahua can be eaten, and his sister is also Huahua.

This question is beyond the scope.

Xue Baoyi couldn't answer, so she murdered his son: "If you can't, you can't, why do you ask so much."

The chicken is always slumped and grieved.

Xue Baoyi looked at the baby girl born to Nen, and said to her son: "My sister can't eat, but she can kiss her."

"Oh."

The chicken always knew, he got out of his father's arms and pouted to kiss his sister.

Qiao Nanchu came in and grabbed the little Deng apprentice.

"Xue Baoyi," he thrust Xiaodeng's apprentice into Xue Baoyi's arms, "get out."

Mr. Chicken hummed and thought, he will come to kiss his sister in the future.

When Mr. Chicken was three years old, he knew a little bit about aesthetics. He didn't like his name!

He ran to ask his father: "Dad, why am I called brave?"

He wants to be called Big Brother!

Xue Baoyi was playing a game and replied perfunctorily: "Because your mother wants you to be brave."

Chickens who haven't gone to kindergarten don't know what bravery is, and asked their father, "What is bravery?"

"Damn it, landed into a box again!" While reporting the opponent who exploded his head, he replied to his son, "Being brave is something that others dare not do, and you dare to do it."

Oh, that's it, the chicken always understands.

The next day, Mr. Chicken smashed the glass of Grandpa Ming's house next door. After smashing, he said to a group of big kids: "You will call me the brave king!"

The children all brushed up and said tenderly: "Yes, brave king!"

It is not that the children are obedient, but that they are afraid of being beaten.

When Mr. Chicken was four years old, he became the king of children in that area. But the chicken always only hits boys, not girls, because girls are flowers and need to be protected.

Especially da da.

Da Da has poor hearing and poor health. The chicken always wants to protect Da Da.

One day, Dao Wang beat his younger sister, Xiao Wang, and Mr. Chicken knocked the girl who beat the **** the ground. Da Wang’s father, Da Wang and uncle two came to Xue’s house with his blue nose and swollen uncle. Be fair.

Father Xue asked his baby little great-grandson: "Brave, tell Grandpa Zeng, why are you beating?"

The chicken is always very social, and said: "My little second master doesn't like him!"

His father's second master "..."

Mr. Chicken was beaten by his father that night.

Mr. Chicken doesn't cry. When he goes to bed at night, he tells her mother, "Mom, I will tell you a secret."

Fang Ideal asked: "What's the secret?"

Mr. Ji whispered: "Aunt Zhaozhao said she saw his father go to rub mahjong." He stretched out his three tender fingers, "I brought three girls."

The last time his father went to play Mahjong, he was beaten by his mother.

Fang Ideal put the recorded bedtime story to Mr. Chicken, and then went to the bedroom.

"Xue Baoyi."

The first name and last name are a dangerous sign.

Xue Baoyi put the game aside and sat down tightly: "What's the matter with my wife?"

Fang Ideal smiled but didn't smile: "I heard you went to play mahjong again recently."

Xue Baoyi, who has a strong desire to survive, blurted out: "I didn't bring the girl." He raised three fingers, "I swear! I didn't know they brought the girl, I just went to talk business."

Then, the chicken always listened to his father's wailing and fell asleep peacefully.

Mom beats father, father beats son, this is the biological chain of the chicken family.

When Mr. Chicken was four and a half years old, Dan Dan's family came to the Imperial Capital for the holidays. He saw Dan Dan's father dyed a cigarette ash and purple, and he felt very cool.

Mr. Chicken said to his father, "Dad, I want to dye my hair too."

Xue Baoyi said indifferently, "You are a child, what hair do you dye?"

What's wrong with the kid! Can't children dye their hair?

The chicken is always unconvinced: "Daddy Dandan is also infected."

"Can you compare with him?" Xue Baoyi said, "He loves to dye his hair."

The chicken always held his hands, sat down on the sofa and hummed: "I don't care, I want to dye my hair!"

Xue Baoyi is not a bird.

So angry!

The chicken always ran to the bedroom with anger and said to his mother: "Mom, I want to dye my hair."

Fang Ideal was reading the script and asked his son, "Why do you want to dye your hair?"

The chicken always remembered his father's words: "Because I love to dye my hair."

Fang Ideal: "..."

Of course, both parents did not promise that the chicken never dyed his head, but the next day, his mother bought him a purple wig, a special non-mainstream, special funeral family.

Chicken always likes it very much and thinks it's so cool.

He wore his beloved wig to show off in front of older children and children: "It looks good."

Children who were afraid of being beaten by him: "Good-looking."

"My mother bought it for me." The chicken was so proud, he climbed onto the rockery in the backyard of Grandpa Ming's house, and said to his "Shrimp Soldiers and Crab Generals", "Do you know Daddy Dandan, the emperor is the first? Beauty, his hair is also in this color, do you understand fashion? Do you understand?"

The "Shrimp Soldiers and Crab Generals" all shook their heads, ignorant of the tide of the big brother.

The chicken never blames them. After all, not everyone can lead the front end: "Hey, how do you understand." He raised his head and looked up at the sky, suddenly feeling a sense of loneliness, "Forgive me for my life's bohemian love to dye my head."

Later, when the older children came home, they clamored to follow the trend and buy wigs. Later, the children in that area, all with colorful wigs, are the most beautiful scenery wherever they go.

After Xue Maoshan knew about it, he proudly said to his old partner: "Our chief chicken is a trend leader."

Qiao Hongzhou: "Haha." It's still his family.

When Mr. Ji was five years old, he had his first girlfriend because his girlfriend's brother had a lot of marbles. Oh, his girlfriend is Xiaohua, from the class next door.

Originally, Xiaohua had a "good relationship" with him, but then Dandan transferred to another school. Later, Xiaohua gave the moon cake he gave her to Dandan, and he broke up with Xiaohua.

But he can't be so angry that he is so "respectful", and so beautiful, he is a "man" who "loves and cherishes jade."

The next day, he had his second girlfriend, Xiaomei, because Xiaomei had a wig that he liked very much, green, and she wore super cool.

When Mr. Chicken was six years old, he ran away from home with Da Da. On the way out, he lost Da Da. When I found Da Da, Da Da’s hearing aid fell off and was injured. He hid under the garden stool, waiting for him.

Da Da did not cry, the chicken always cried, and the chicken who did not cry even if his father was pumped by his father, he cried so much that his nose broke and his heart broke. After that, Mr. Chicken gave him all the delicious and fun things. Others can't touch his hair and pull his ears, but he can. All his New Year's money is stored in a big big piggy bank. When DaDa grows up, he will buy high heels for DaDa. Because his grandma said that girls like high heels.

When Mr. Ji was thirteen years old, he secretly drove a borrowed locomotive to take his sixth girlfriend for a drive. The girlfriend could ride on his locomotive, but he was not allowed to touch him! Don't touch the corners of your clothes!

Once his dad was touched by a female celebrity, the female celebrity deliberately took a shot of his dad, and was also photographed. The female celebrity who wanted to be crazy took photos to ask for resources. His dad told him: Don’t let a woman touch him, he might want to blackmail you when he touches you.

Of course, his dad was not touched by porcelain, and the woman evaporated.

Ji always thinks his dad makes sense, so Ji always has a rule, his girlfriend can ask for a bag, but he is not allowed to touch him! Only da da can touch, da da is a little angel.

When Mr. Chicken was fifteen, he had a ninth girlfriend, but later, he never changed his girlfriend.